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Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: Lake Braddock Soccer ()
Date: December 10, 2018 03:21PM

Went to LBSS And played soccer with Craig Melton.
Now, I find out his ex wife is dating a World Cup soccer star(sadly a chick named Abby wamback....
Wtf?

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Re: Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: Bruin.Gash ()
Date: December 10, 2018 04:12PM

Right...well, this is what happens when a man is born with a small dick and tries to have sex with a woman. I got wasted with Craig at a party. He dropped his pants and I have never in my life seen a man's cock that small. I didn't go dyke but, I sympathize...

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Re: Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: LBSS SHOT CALLER ()
Date: December 10, 2018 06:16PM

I knew this guy looked familiar!
I think he went to george mason to “play soccer.”
I guess he wasn’t good at licking pussy like the Olympic soccer player!
Damn! The dyke looks like someone that bar tends at kilroys

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Re: Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: From Burke Virginia ()
Date: December 10, 2018 08:37PM


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Re: Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: Extreme Insanity ()
Date: December 11, 2018 06:08AM

This lady is a crazy bitch!
She went from being a barfing drunk, to writing Christian books, to doing shows with Oprah, bitching about her half Chinese husband and then squatting on a dildo strapped to a World Cup soccer player’s HIGE QUAD?!?!?
Oh, and I forgot she protested SCOTUS Kavanaugh!

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Re: Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: Bruin Lover ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:46AM

Bruin.Gash Wrote:
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> Right...well, this is what happens when a man is
> born with a small dick and tries to have sex with
> a woman. I got wasted with Craig at a party. He
> dropped his pants and I have never in my life seen
> a man's cock that small. I didn't go dyke but, I
> sympathize...

Hey Bruin, you sound like my kind of woman. Hit me up and we’ll get drunk together then I’ll let you see my dick. It’ll be an experience you can tell all your friends about and I’m good at licking pussy too

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Re: Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: From Burke Virginia ()
Date: December 11, 2018 10:10AM

Extreme Insanity Wrote:
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> This lady is a crazy bitch!
> She went from being a barfing drunk, to writing
> Christian books, to doing shows with Oprah,
> bitching about her half Chinese husband and then
> squatting on a dildo strapped to a World Cup
> soccer player’s HIGE QUAD?!?!?
> Oh, and I forgot she protested SCOTUS Kavanaugh!


Don't forget how she woke up from her self proclaimed high, realizing she was pregnant. Great role model, yet women seem to gravitate towards her. Why?


And a perfect fit for Oprah who is a hypocrite.

"Oprah,the spokesperson for Weight Watchers but can't control my weight. I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to one. I tell you how to raise your kids but I'm too selfish to have any of my own, and even though I knew about Weinstein, I support the Me too movement..."

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Re: Craig Melton made his wife a dyke
Posted by: Number One Deplorable ()
Date: December 11, 2018 10:46AM

From Burke Virginia Wrote:

> Don't forget how she woke up from her self
> proclaimed high, realizing she was pregnant. Great
> role model, yet women seem to gravitate towards
> her. Why?


The answer to that was posted on the earlier thread about this wackadoodle regarding her opposition to Justice (I love saying that) Kavanaugh:

"So many women are totally and completely fucking crazy."

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