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Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Krevitz ()
Date: December 05, 2018 06:01PM

Every Saturday I get shit face wasted at Fat Tuesdays. When I walk out to the parking lot to drive home I see these purple hair fat losers hanging out in front of University Mall theaters. Who the fuck are they? Is it some gay hangout or what? I just wanna punch their lights out

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: HCHEW ()
Date: December 05, 2018 06:09PM

Because a guy who drinks at the bar in a restaurant in a strip mall is much cooler than purple-haired fags.

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Well Duh ()
Date: December 05, 2018 06:23PM

They're there waiting for the theater to open so they can see the Rocky Horror Picture Show movie.

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: 9849854 ()
Date: December 05, 2018 06:58PM

Brightly dyed hair seems to be spreading among the student populations. It doesn't happen so much in NOVA due to so many parents working for the gubermint and probably not putting up with what their kids are into, but in cities where the students are living alone away form the parents, iridescent brightly dyed hair is quite common among both men and women now.

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Officer Hardballs ()
Date: December 06, 2018 04:06AM

Krevitz Wrote:
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> Every Saturday I get shit face wasted at Fat
> Tuesdays. When I walk out to the parking lot to
> drive home I see these purple hair fat losers
> hanging out in front of University Mall theaters.
> Who the fuck are they? Is it some gay hangout or
> what? I just wanna punch their lights out

Thanks for the tip. I need to hit my DWI quota, and hope to see you Saturday.

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Carmelized Mayor ()
Date: December 06, 2018 05:28AM

Purple hair faggots?
University Mall late nite?
Wondered what Scott silverthorne has been up to!

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Bright Colored Hair ()
Date: December 06, 2018 05:31AM

9849854 Wrote:
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> Brightly dyed hair seems to be spreading among the
> student populations. It doesn't happen so much in
> NOVA due to so many parents working for the
> gubermint and probably not putting up with what
> their kids are into, but in cities where the
> students are living alone away form the parents,
> iridescent brightly dyed hair is quite common
> among both men and women now.


Brightly colored hair is a code to indicate to others that they're meth smokers. Things have changed a lot. A long way back, and in my youth, if you parted your hair in the middle and drank Mt. Dew, you were considered a pot head.

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Misty get ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:53PM

And if you wore an earring, you were a flag. Now, I see a lot of niggers wearing earrings, but not sure if they’re nigger fags or just niggers.

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: December 06, 2018 09:51PM

OP how do you know they are faggots? Did they blow you?

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Re: Purple haired faggots at University Mall on Saturday nights
Posted by: Old as Fuck Subject ()
Date: December 07, 2018 12:55AM

Are we going to replay this old thread from 4 years ago?

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