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Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: 6-6 and a Kick ()
Date: December 04, 2018 06:52AM

I won't say where I moved to but everything if better
The traffic is less chaotic
There's hardly any Asians on the road
Weather is round the clock nice
I've been saving a ton of money
EZ Pass doesn't exist
Rent is cheaper
Jobs are on the rise

Where oh where am I..

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Arizona ()
Date: December 04, 2018 07:17AM

I'll say Arizona.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Detective Dan ()
Date: December 04, 2018 07:41AM

I say you are lying, you are still in Fairfax, and you are at Gerrys house giving him a BJ,

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: The sound of no hands clapping ()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:44AM

There is certainly no shortage of worthless dumps and wastelands out there. My first though was South Carolina -- a definite hell-hole -- but really anywhere south of the Rappahannock could fall into the same sort of nothing-burger category.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: zt ()
Date: December 04, 2018 09:32AM

Red Onion?

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: More bad news... ()
Date: December 04, 2018 11:58AM

The sound of no hands clapping Wrote:
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> There is certainly no shortage of worthless dumps
> and wastelands out there. My first though was
> South Carolina -- a definite hell-hole -- but
> really anywhere south of the Rappahannock could
> fall into the same sort of nothing-burger category.

Don't leave out areas to the west. Most of WVA and southern Ohio. All of Indiana. These are all no-go areas unless you are caught up in some sort of forced march or other.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Time marches on ()
Date: December 04, 2018 12:10PM

Fairfax County used to be like that. There was no such thing as life outside the Beltway 50 years ago. What a turn-around in that time, as now the top-dollars all go out to the arc along wither side of 123 from Arlington to Occoquan.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Sparks ()
Date: December 04, 2018 12:47PM

Even rats become accustomed to the sights and smells of the sewer. I pulled off the same thing some time ago. Not only are the RE taxes less on my much larger and newer lake view home than my former FFC shitbox with a view of the neighbor's dog shitting in the front yard, but living cost are decidedly lower. Virtually zero nogs and few beaners are a definite plus along with manageable traffic.

Living in a place where it's possible to ski in the morning and golf in the afternoon takes a little getting used to along with deer, turkeys and the occasional elk feeding in the front yard. The only downside has been a tsunami of fucking Californians now fleeing the shithole they created.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Where I live ()
Date: December 04, 2018 12:54PM

Highland County, VA

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: You're welcome to it... ()
Date: December 04, 2018 05:03PM

^^^ Population density is just above 5 people per square mile. About half what it was in 1860.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Pristine Sightlines ()
Date: December 04, 2018 05:15PM

^^^^^ Enjoy your view of your neighbors’ trash cans.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Rent Free ()
Date: December 04, 2018 05:49PM

6-6 and a Kick Wrote:
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> I won't say where I moved to but everything if
> better
> The traffic is less chaotic
> There's hardly any Asians on the road
> Weather is round the clock nice
> I've been saving a ton of money
> EZ Pass doesn't exist
> Rent is cheaper
> Jobs are on the rise
>
> Where oh where am I..

Your mom's basement.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: jeffs345 ()
Date: December 04, 2018 05:57PM

CULLMAN CO ALABAMA

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Dumpsterville ()
Date: December 04, 2018 06:12PM

Pristine Sightlines Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ Enjoy your view of your neighbors’ trash cans.

Talk to the Falls Church people. Many of us are not in that sort of bind though.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Jeff’s fart ()
Date: December 04, 2018 06:14PM

Boaz, Alabama

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: white trash car port ()
Date: December 04, 2018 06:36PM

Dumpsterville Wrote:
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> Pristine Sightlines Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^^^ Enjoy your view of your neighbors’ trash
> cans.
>
> Talk to the Falls Church people. Many of us are
> not in that sort of bind though.

You're in worse shape having to settle for an outside the beltway hovel with a carport.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Dumpsterville ()
Date: December 04, 2018 07:51PM

Yeah, those deep seven-figure assessments can really be bothersome.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: white trash car port ()
Date: December 04, 2018 09:32PM

Dumpsterville Wrote:
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> Yeah, those deep seven-figure assessments can
> really be bothersome.


Perhaps if you can't afford them. There are more than enough in Falls Church that don't mind paying them at all to provide for superior schools an outstanding services.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Quality Ain't Cheap ()
Date: December 04, 2018 11:09PM

Where are you? Some place where Walmart greeter is considered a high paying job and the high school's math curriculum tops out at Algebra II.

Did I win?

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Chal Lenge ()
Date: December 04, 2018 11:39PM

The trick is finding a place where lib leeches don't follow. It's like trying to stay one step ahead of dengue fever.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Dumpsterville ()
Date: December 05, 2018 09:04AM

white trash car port Wrote:
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> Perhaps if you can't afford them. There are more
> than enough in Falls Church that don't mind paying
> them at all to provide for superior schools an
> outstanding services.

Give it up, numbnuts. Falls Church City is a decaying dump, no matter how you try to put lipstick on the face of your favorite pig. It's dirty, over-crowded, and utterly lacking in shopping and dining amenities. Nobody goes there. People (especially families) who have money simply choose to live someplace else.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: 2 all beef patties ()
Date: December 05, 2018 09:18AM

Dumpsterville Wrote:
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> up, numbnuts. Falls Church City is a
>, and utterly lacking in
> shopping and dining amenities.

Well we are sure sorry they closed the Burger King down, hopefully the greener pastures you’ve found have a convenient place to get your Whoppers.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: OP is a faggot ()
Date: December 05, 2018 09:50AM

Some of us need intellectual stimulation, having sex with your family and taking care of horses doesn't cut it for most of us.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: white trash car port ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:26AM

Dumpsterville Wrote:
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> white trash car port Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Perhaps if you can't afford them. There are
> more
> > than enough in Falls Church that don't mind
> paying
> > them at all to provide for superior schools an
> > outstanding services.
>
> Give it up, numbnuts. Falls Church City is a
> decaying dump, no matter how you try to put
> lipstick on the face of your favorite pig. It's
> dirty, over-crowded, and utterly lacking in
> shopping and dining amenities. Nobody goes there.
> People (especially families) who have money
> simply choose to live someplace else.

No matter how hard you try, you can’t alter very simple facts. People, particularly families, pay premium prices to live in a community like Falls Church. They come for the superior school system and overall sense of community. Oh, and the lack of car ports.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Dumpsterville ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:27AM

2 all beef patties Wrote:
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> Well we are sure sorry they closed the Burger King down...

The loss of BK ain't the half of it. Long John Silver's is gone as well, and worse yet, so is Meat in a Box.

, hopefully the greener pastures you’ve found have a convenient
> place to get your Whoppers.

They ARE greener of course. Much greener. And beyond a Whopper with extra onion and mayonnaise, they offer a whole range of other delicious stuff that isn't available anywhere at all within the gloomy limits of Falls Church City.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: inundated ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:27AM

2 all beef patties Wrote:
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> Dumpsterville Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > up, numbnuts. Falls Church City is a
> >, and utterly lacking in
> > shopping and dining amenities.
>
> Well we are sure sorry they closed the Burger King
> down, hopefully the greener pastures you’ve
> found have a convenient place to get your
> Whoppers.

Vienna has no shortage of fast food establishments.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: hey faggots ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:28AM

Can you Vienna vs Falls Church queers get a room or at least stick to a dedicated thread.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: better places ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:48AM

inundated Wrote:
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> 2 all beef patties Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dumpsterville Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > up, numbnuts. Falls Church City is a
> > >, and utterly lacking in
> > > shopping and dining amenities.
> >
> > Well we are sure sorry they closed the Burger
> King
> > down, hopefully the greener pastures you’ve
> > found have a convenient place to get your
> > Whoppers.
>
> Vienna has no shortage of fast food
> establishments.

they need to put in a furr’s cafeteria somewhere around here

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Table for none ()
Date: December 05, 2018 11:33AM

Don't think there are any Furr's Buffet places east of Arkansas. A little too downscale to be much of a fit for the NoVa area anyway.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: better places ()
Date: December 05, 2018 11:58AM

Table for none Wrote:
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> Don't think there are any Furr's Buffet places
> east of Arkansas. A little too downscale to be
> much of a fit for the NoVa area anyway.


we were up at the one in oklahoma city a few years back and it was tremendous, much better than anything in falls church.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: December 06, 2018 06:08AM

Jail?

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Small potatoes ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:22AM

better places Wrote:
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> we were up at the one in oklahoma city a few years back and it
> was tremendous, much better than anything in falls church.

Faster than a creeping tortoise?

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: #Me Too ()
Date: December 06, 2018 09:51AM

6-6 and a Kick Wrote:
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> I won't say where I moved to but everything if
> better
> The traffic is less chaotic
> There's hardly any Asians on the road
> Weather is round the clock nice
> I've been saving a ton of money
> EZ Pass doesn't exist
> Rent is cheaper
> Jobs are on the rise
>
> Where oh where am I..


I'm leaving NoVa in the next month or two and can't wait! Going to love my new life away from all the niggers, taco niggers, rice niggers, faggots, libshits, boomers, etc.

I'm not moving too far away though because when SHTF, I want to come back to NoVa and live out my Call of Duty Modern Warfare fantasies where I gun down every brown piece of shit as well as every overpaid government cocksucker living in a shittily built mansion in McLean.

You hear that faggots? We know who you are and where you live. You don't get away with fucking up this area and country. We're patiently waiting for out chance to kill you and when we get it, you nor the government, will be able to stop us.

Rot in hell you pieces of shit. I can't wait to send you there.

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: #Me Too ()
Date: December 06, 2018 09:53AM

You dammmn libtards got it comin!

sumo-dawg-20.jpg

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Re: Since I've left Fairfax, I've been...
Posted by: Number One Deplorable ()
Date: December 06, 2018 10:12AM

#Me Too Wrote:

> I'm leaving NoVa in the next month or two and
> can't wait! Going to love my new life away from
> all the niggers, taco niggers, rice niggers,
> faggots, libshits, boomers, etc.
>
> I'm not moving too far away though because when
> SHTF, I want to come back to NoVa and live out my
> Call of Duty Modern Warfare fantasies where I gun
> down every brown piece of shit as well as every
> overpaid government cocksucker living in a
> shittily built mansion in McLean.
>
> You hear that faggots? We know who you are and
> where you live. You don't get away with fucking up
> this area and country. We're patiently waiting for
> out chance to kill you and when we get it, you nor
> the government, will be able to stop us.
>
> Rot in hell you pieces of shit. I can't wait to
> send you there.

Merry Christmas to you, too!

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