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Looking for private yoga instructor
Posted by: Yoganewb ()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:26PM

Looking for a private yoga instructor for beginner. I would like to practice yoga in the nude and instructor need not be naked if they prefer. Male or female and able to host preferably early mornings before work 430 or 5am. Will pay per session.

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Re: Looking for private yoga instructor
Posted by: Yoga Guru ()
Date: December 03, 2018 09:44PM

Post a nude photo of yourself so that I can determine the rate to charge.

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Re: Looking for private yoga instructor
Posted by: Cherry on top ()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:03AM

Cherry Wellness, all day! They will tend to all your needs. Bring cash and you can negotiate for prwtty much anything.

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Re: Looking for private yoga instructor
Posted by: Tryi g to give for lent ()
Date: March 08, 2019 02:23AM

Trying to give up all my evil baby goo for lent!!

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Re: Looking for private yoga instructor
Posted by: Cha cha cherry tree! ()
Date: March 09, 2019 06:26AM

Cherry Wellness folks will take care of that pesky backup of man-o-nays, just ask for the Kraft Mac n Please!

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Re: Looking for private yoga instructor
Posted by: Rogge ()
Date: March 09, 2019 08:12AM

Yoganewb Wrote:
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> Looking for a private yoga instructor for
> beginner. I would like to practice yoga in the
> nude and instructor need not be naked if they
> prefer. Male or female and able to host preferably
> early mornings before work 430 or 5am. Will pay
> per session.


If you are serious, you are some sort of perv weirdo. You need more than a yoga instructor.

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Re: Looking for private yoga instructor
Posted by: I am Your teacher ()
Date: March 09, 2019 08:48AM

I will teach you yoga for $200 an hour.
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