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Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 04, 2010 10:07AM
This should surprise no one...
Divorce For JP - 2/4 - A DCRTVer tells us: WJFK morning Junkie JP Flaim announced on yesterday's show that he and his wife are divorcing, after being separated for six months. JP says that he's now living in "a small apartment".....
Hanging out in bars every night with "Junkettes" will do that to a marriage. Isn't that 2 out of 4 now?
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Divorce For JP - 2/4 - A DCRTVer tells us: WJFK morning Junkie JP Flaim announced on yesterday's show that he and his wife are divorcing, after being separated for six months. JP says that he's now living in "a small apartment".....
Hanging out in bars every night with "Junkettes" will do that to a marriage. Isn't that 2 out of 4 now?
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
k9
()
Date: February 04, 2010 10:24AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> This should surprise no one...
>
> Divorce For JP - 2/4 - A DCRTVer tells us: WJFK
> morning Junkie JP Flaim announced on yesterday's
> show that he and his wife are divorcing, after
> being separated for six months. JP says that he's
> now living in "a small apartment".....
>
>
> Hanging out in bars every night with "Junkettes"
> will do that to a marriage. Isn't that 2 out of 4
> now?
Not sure it is 2 of 4, but that would be the national average.
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> This should surprise no one...
>
> Divorce For JP - 2/4 - A DCRTVer tells us: WJFK
> morning Junkie JP Flaim announced on yesterday's
> show that he and his wife are divorcing, after
> being separated for six months. JP says that he's
> now living in "a small apartment".....
>
>
> Hanging out in bars every night with "Junkettes"
> will do that to a marriage. Isn't that 2 out of 4
> now?
Not sure it is 2 of 4, but that would be the national average.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 04, 2010 10:26AM
k9 Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This should surprise no one...
> >
> > Divorce For JP - 2/4 - A DCRTVer tells us: WJFK
> > morning Junkie JP Flaim announced on
> yesterday's
> > show that he and his wife are divorcing, after
> > being separated for six months. JP says that
> he's
> > now living in "a small apartment".....
> >
> >
> > Hanging out in bars every night with
> "Junkettes"
> > will do that to a marriage. Isn't that 2 out of
> 4
> > now?
>
> Not sure it is 2 of 4, but that would be the
> national average.
There have been rumors about Lurch being divorced or separated. Not sure how legit the rumors are, but you kind of get a vibe from the show that all is not right in the Lurch household.
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This should surprise no one...
> >
> > Divorce For JP - 2/4 - A DCRTVer tells us: WJFK
> > morning Junkie JP Flaim announced on
> yesterday's
> > show that he and his wife are divorcing, after
> > being separated for six months. JP says that
> he's
> > now living in "a small apartment".....
> >
> >
> > Hanging out in bars every night with
> "Junkettes"
> > will do that to a marriage. Isn't that 2 out of
> 4
> > now?
>
> Not sure it is 2 of 4, but that would be the
> national average.
There have been rumors about Lurch being divorced or separated. Not sure how legit the rumors are, but you kind of get a vibe from the show that all is not right in the Lurch household.
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
LortonGuy
()
Date: February 04, 2010 10:43AM
While I feel sorry for anyone going through a divorce, JP comes off as an amazingly arrogant and self centered guy. He never admits he's wrong even when he's proven wrong, he always gratuitously throws in how much time he spends with his kids (Duh, you're a father ...what do you want a cookie? You're supposed to spend time with your kids don't act like your going above and beyond) and he thinks that because he went to law school that he's an expert on the criminal justice system. Yet when he talks its obvious he knows nothing about it.
I turn the station regularly when he gets going.
His wife must be a saint to have spent thsi much time with him
I turn the station regularly when he gets going.
His wife must be a saint to have spent thsi much time with him
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
FUNdamental
()
Date: February 04, 2010 10:55AM
A couple of weeks ago, just after midnight on a Tuesday, JP got a speeding ticket on I-95 just south of Route 100 up by Baltimore. He was going 87 MPH in a 65 zone. JP getting a little Baltimore nook nook?
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
tefd
()
Date: February 04, 2010 11:02AM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> A couple of weeks ago, just after midnight on a
> Tuesday, JP got a speeding ticket on I-95 just
> south of Route 100 up by Baltimore. He was going
> 87 MPH in a 65 zone. JP getting a little
> Baltimore nook nook?
Naw, he was picking up heroine to sell to the westfield kids.
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> A couple of weeks ago, just after midnight on a
> Tuesday, JP got a speeding ticket on I-95 just
> south of Route 100 up by Baltimore. He was going
> 87 MPH in a 65 zone. JP getting a little
> Baltimore nook nook?
Naw, he was picking up heroine to sell to the westfield kids.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
who knows about bmore ho's
()
Date: February 04, 2010 11:03AM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> A couple of weeks ago, just after midnight on a
> Tuesday, JP got a speeding ticket on I-95 just
> south of Route 100 up by Baltimore. He was going
> 87 MPH in a 65 zone. JP getting a little
> Baltimore nook nook?
probably hitting up eesh's Baltimore hookers
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> A couple of weeks ago, just after midnight on a
> Tuesday, JP got a speeding ticket on I-95 just
> south of Route 100 up by Baltimore. He was going
> 87 MPH in a 65 zone. JP getting a little
> Baltimore nook nook?
probably hitting up eesh's Baltimore hookers
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
#BackDoorSchinanigans#
()
Date: February 04, 2010 11:26AM
After your done at the Patapsco B-More Hooker-fest, I suggest stopping by Uno's Pizzaria @ the inner Harbor.
Make sure you ask for the Dope-fiend special and they will put extra "juice" in your sauce.
Make sure you ask for the Dope-fiend special and they will put extra "juice" in your sauce.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 04, 2010 01:09PM
So what's half of JP's annual income of $265K?
No wonder he is in a "small apartment."
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No wonder he is in a "small apartment."
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
()
Date: February 05, 2010 06:05AM
the judge cited "a shitty morning radio show" as the grounds for divorce.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 05, 2010 08:01AM
LortonGuy Wrote:
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and he thinks that because he went to law
> school that he's an expert on the criminal justice
> system. Yet when he talks its obvious he knows
> nothing about it.
>
All of the Junkies are college graduates, which PROVES that a college education translates in no way to the formation of a smart, insightful person. Those guys are dumb as dirt. A lot of dummies go to college and do quite well, but they're still DUMMIES. Fuck higher education. Unless you wanna be a doctor or a lawyer, college is becoming more and more of a fool's errand for most young people in this country....aimlessly writing term papers and studying just to forget what you've learned after the test, and for what---for the privilege to owe hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans. I know a LOT of people who, years after graduating, aren't even working in their field of study--not even close. Graduate students are the biggest marks on the face of the earth....I laugh at them. "Please--may I pay you thousands upon thousands of dollars that I'll never be able to pay back, so I can end up working in the accounting department of some telecommunications firm for the rest of my life?" There was a time in this country when it was NOT the expected thing for most kids to go to college--it was reserved for the privileged few--and I think we're starting to see a return to that. As our economy falls to shit and every chicken shit nation in the eastern hemisphere owns our asses, the ideal of higher education is going to matter less and less. America has about 100-150 years left, tops. Good riddance
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and he thinks that because he went to law
> school that he's an expert on the criminal justice
> system. Yet when he talks its obvious he knows
> nothing about it.
>
All of the Junkies are college graduates, which PROVES that a college education translates in no way to the formation of a smart, insightful person. Those guys are dumb as dirt. A lot of dummies go to college and do quite well, but they're still DUMMIES. Fuck higher education. Unless you wanna be a doctor or a lawyer, college is becoming more and more of a fool's errand for most young people in this country....aimlessly writing term papers and studying just to forget what you've learned after the test, and for what---for the privilege to owe hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans. I know a LOT of people who, years after graduating, aren't even working in their field of study--not even close. Graduate students are the biggest marks on the face of the earth....I laugh at them. "Please--may I pay you thousands upon thousands of dollars that I'll never be able to pay back, so I can end up working in the accounting department of some telecommunications firm for the rest of my life?" There was a time in this country when it was NOT the expected thing for most kids to go to college--it was reserved for the privileged few--and I think we're starting to see a return to that. As our economy falls to shit and every chicken shit nation in the eastern hemisphere owns our asses, the ideal of higher education is going to matter less and less. America has about 100-150 years left, tops. Good riddance
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
aguas
()
Date: February 09, 2010 10:25AM
he as been having relations wwith internes for awhile now. he is also dating this whore "Jessica Jessie" for a long time while he was still married. he left his kids, new born child, and wife= for a junkette whore who cant offer anything. JP is a dick and thinks he is smarter and BETTER then everyone specially his listeners.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
sunny
()
Date: February 09, 2010 10:29AM
yeah i saw those pics of him and his whore on facebook
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1451275408#!/profile.php?id=1451275408
other then a good lay what can she offer anyone? if went for a married man, why wouldnt she do the same to stupid JP? hes the poorest junkie now wont be soon before this whore finds another JP. is a family worth this whore?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1451275408#!/profile.php?id=1451275408
other then a good lay what can she offer anyone? if went for a married man, why wouldnt she do the same to stupid JP? hes the poorest junkie now wont be soon before this whore finds another JP. is a family worth this whore?
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Bob in Southeast Loudoun
()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:09PM
Lurch constantly talks about his poor sex life in detail, so I can't imagine the marriage is very strong.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:46PM
In 10 years, these guys are all going to be bald, fat and on their third wives. It comes with the business.
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Sweeney Todd
()
Date: February 09, 2010 02:50PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> In 10 years, these guys are all going to be bald,
> fat and on their third wives. It comes with the
> business.
Ironically, the one with the strongest marriage already is bald and fat (Cakes).
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> In 10 years, these guys are all going to be bald,
> fat and on their third wives. It comes with the
> business.
Ironically, the one with the strongest marriage already is bald and fat (Cakes).
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: February 09, 2010 08:36PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> In 10 years, these guys are all going to be bald,
> fat and on their third wives. It comes with the
> business.
LOL. I think Cakes is already bald/fat. He might be a family man, though.
Also, I thought they were all making 7 figures??
Lurch aka the King of Ashburn drinks at bars every night and talks about old hookups on air. He goes to Vegas/Atlantic city and blows thousands. I'm sure his wife is thrilled.
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> In 10 years, these guys are all going to be bald,
> fat and on their third wives. It comes with the
> business.
LOL. I think Cakes is already bald/fat. He might be a family man, though.
Also, I thought they were all making 7 figures??
Lurch aka the King of Ashburn drinks at bars every night and talks about old hookups on air. He goes to Vegas/Atlantic city and blows thousands. I'm sure his wife is thrilled.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Wahwah
()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:14PM
The problem is all these guys married women before they were "famous." Now they get alot of attention from women who would never have given them the time of day when they were stocking shelves at Toys R Us. Cakes is seemingly a good dude. Dedicated to his wife and family but Im sure the temptations are out there.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 09, 2010 10:44PM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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>
> LOL. I think Cakes is already bald/fat. He might
> be a family man, though.
>
> Also, I thought they were all making 7 figures??
>
> Lurch aka the King of Ashburn drinks at bars every
> night and talks about old hookups on air. He goes
> to Vegas/Atlantic city and blows thousands. I'm
> sure his wife is thrilled.
Somebody on DCRTV said that these dudes are making $265k each. $265K each x 4 = seven figures. That makes sense. If you have ever worked in the broadcasting realm, you know what real salaries are versus what average people imagine they are. Six figures in a Top 20 market is considered "big time." $265K each sounds about right.
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>
> LOL. I think Cakes is already bald/fat. He might
> be a family man, though.
>
> Also, I thought they were all making 7 figures??
>
> Lurch aka the King of Ashburn drinks at bars every
> night and talks about old hookups on air. He goes
> to Vegas/Atlantic city and blows thousands. I'm
> sure his wife is thrilled.
Somebody on DCRTV said that these dudes are making $265k each. $265K each x 4 = seven figures. That makes sense. If you have ever worked in the broadcasting realm, you know what real salaries are versus what average people imagine they are. Six figures in a Top 20 market is considered "big time." $265K each sounds about right.
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Skoder
()
Date: March 31, 2011 10:02AM
Look, EB plays poker all day when not on air. His wife spends all her time playing tennis. Cross EB and he raises his voice and acts like a petulant child.
Lurch plays golf, hangs out at bars and complains about the lack of intimacy at home (his wife won't kiss him). Do you know anyone who bets on sports as much as him?
JP told us he dropped his wife off at the hospital to give birth while he went and played pickup basketball. He then spent his time at a boxing gym and plays on other sports teams.
See a common thread here? These are guys, not men. A Man makes concessions and sacrifices for the family. A Man is solid, dependable and dedicated. A Guy wears throwback jerseys, plays sports/video games for hours and hangs with friends. Guys never stay married; They're too focused inward to survive the challenges.
Cakes is not in this conversation. My consideration is derived solely from the show so if it's al shtick, I'm probably wrong.
Lurch plays golf, hangs out at bars and complains about the lack of intimacy at home (his wife won't kiss him). Do you know anyone who bets on sports as much as him?
JP told us he dropped his wife off at the hospital to give birth while he went and played pickup basketball. He then spent his time at a boxing gym and plays on other sports teams.
See a common thread here? These are guys, not men. A Man makes concessions and sacrifices for the family. A Man is solid, dependable and dedicated. A Guy wears throwback jerseys, plays sports/video games for hours and hangs with friends. Guys never stay married; They're too focused inward to survive the challenges.
Cakes is not in this conversation. My consideration is derived solely from the show so if it's al shtick, I'm probably wrong.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Cholo
()
Date: March 31, 2011 10:34AM
The dumb bitch has 4919 Facebook friends. WTF.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Piff
()
Date: March 31, 2011 10:39AM
There is no way in hell this piece of shit whore is being faithful to JP. He's getting what he deserves.... and probably an STD too.
It's not because she is good looking. I've met plenty of hotties that also have a good heart and respectable ethics. This cuntbag is not.
It's not because she is good looking. I've met plenty of hotties that also have a good heart and respectable ethics. This cuntbag is not.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Piff
()
Date: March 31, 2011 10:40AM
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
yum
()
Date: March 31, 2011 11:04AM
I went to HS with one of the junkettes...
2 spring break parties ago Lurch offered to eat her butt in his limo
that dude is disgusting
2 spring break parties ago Lurch offered to eat her butt in his limo
that dude is disgusting
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: March 31, 2011 11:07AM
yum Wrote:
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> I went to HS with one of the junkettes...
>
> 2 spring break parties ago Lurch offered to eat
> her butt in his limo
>
> that dude is disgusting
Eatin's not Cheatin'
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> I went to HS with one of the junkettes...
>
> 2 spring break parties ago Lurch offered to eat
> her butt in his limo
>
> that dude is disgusting
Eatin's not Cheatin'
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: March 31, 2011 11:14AM
This should help JP's daughter's self-esteem. Having kids at school show up with images like this of her potential step mother...
Oh, and fuck the idea JP is going to pay for his kid's fucking snow cone. He's gotta keep potential new step mommy happy!
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Oh, and fuck the idea JP is going to pay for his kid's fucking snow cone. He's gotta keep potential new step mommy happy!
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: March 31, 2011 02:31PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> There was a time in this country when it
> was NOT the expected thing for most kids to go to
> college--it was reserved for the privileged
> few--and I think we're starting to see a return to
> that.
I think it will be less of a going back to where college was only for the "privileged few" thing and more of a "it really is kind of unnecessary in this day and age to get a college degree."
What does it mean to have a degree when just about everything you could want or need to know about anything is a google search away? There's personal enrichment but fuck, you can do that on your own time. It's almost a 4-5 year delay to joining the real world already.
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> There was a time in this country when it
> was NOT the expected thing for most kids to go to
> college--it was reserved for the privileged
> few--and I think we're starting to see a return to
> that.
I think it will be less of a going back to where college was only for the "privileged few" thing and more of a "it really is kind of unnecessary in this day and age to get a college degree."
What does it mean to have a degree when just about everything you could want or need to know about anything is a google search away? There's personal enrichment but fuck, you can do that on your own time. It's almost a 4-5 year delay to joining the real world already.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Bing Hitler
()
Date: April 01, 2011 04:47AM
Gosh I hope my future heart surgeon has gone to college and not learned his/her skills by googling
Junkies so pitifully predictable and boring haven't listened in months
Junkies so pitifully predictable and boring haven't listened in months
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: April 01, 2011 05:36AM
yum Wrote:
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> I went to HS with one of the junkettes...
>
> 2 spring break parties ago Lurch offered to eat
> her butt in his limo
>
> that dude is disgusting
That does not surprise me.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> I went to HS with one of the junkettes...
>
> 2 spring break parties ago Lurch offered to eat
> her butt in his limo
>
> that dude is disgusting
That does not surprise me.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
OMG LOL!!!
()
Date: April 01, 2011 06:52AM
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: April 01, 2011 07:18AM
OMG LOL!!! Wrote:
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> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
> he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
That is some funny shit right there.
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> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
> he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
That is some funny shit right there.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
TerpFan
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:12PM
A lot of vitriol guys - who gives a shit unless the majority of you are projecting; there are many shitty people who do shitty things, but isn't that really par for the course?
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
obvious answer
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:17PM
Washingtonelocian is JP's ex wife.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
TerpFan
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:31PM
Haha, it is fairly hilarious that she looks like a man - I honestly think guys into overly muscled women is somewhat suspect :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQvDgcE-1y0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQvDgcE-1y0
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:36PM
Bing Hitler Wrote:
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> Gosh I hope my future heart surgeon has gone to
> college and not learned his/her skills by
> googling
There are obviously professions that need a higher level of education, but most people don't go into those, and for most jobs most people really don't need most of the stuff they learned to get their degree. It's not that it's entirely worthless to expand your thinking and the way you think of how to solve problems but an actual average college degree is mostly pointless.
Edit: Also, I like the word "most" it appears.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/01/2011 12:37PM by Johnny Walker.
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> Gosh I hope my future heart surgeon has gone to
> college and not learned his/her skills by
> googling
There are obviously professions that need a higher level of education, but most people don't go into those, and for most jobs most people really don't need most of the stuff they learned to get their degree. It's not that it's entirely worthless to expand your thinking and the way you think of how to solve problems but an actual average college degree is mostly pointless.
Edit: Also, I like the word "most" it appears.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/01/2011 12:37PM by Johnny Walker.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:54PM
OMG LOL!!! Wrote:
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> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
> he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
Fucking awesome!
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> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
> he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
Fucking awesome!
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:55PM
obvious answer Wrote:
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> Washingtonelocian is JP's ex wife.
Yes. I began posting here six years ago with the expectation my husband would leave me for a hottie four years later.
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> Washingtonelocian is JP's ex wife.
Yes. I began posting here six years ago with the expectation my husband would leave me for a hottie four years later.
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
go sister
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:59PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> obvious answer Wrote:
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> > Washingtonelocian is JP's ex wife.
>
>
> Yes. I began posting here six years ago with the
> expectation my husband would leave me for a hottie
> four years later.
Most women do actually see the writing on the wall. Congrats, honey. You are better off without him.
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> obvious answer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Washingtonelocian is JP's ex wife.
>
>
> Yes. I began posting here six years ago with the
> expectation my husband would leave me for a hottie
> four years later.
Most women do actually see the writing on the wall. Congrats, honey. You are better off without him.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: April 01, 2011 12:59PM
TerpFan Wrote:
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> Haha, it is fairly hilarious that she looks like a
> man - I honestly think guys into overly muscled
> women is somewhat suspect :
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQvDgcE-1y0
Jesus, where to start. First, she's not even 30 yet, right? Because the fake-baking is making her look 40 already. And it appears she is already shooting botox shit into her forehead based on her frozen eyebrows. And what's up with the dude interviewing her? Isn't there some porno he should be starring in? It's like Hell if it were designed by Ed Hardy.
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> Haha, it is fairly hilarious that she looks like a
> man - I honestly think guys into overly muscled
> women is somewhat suspect :
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQvDgcE-1y0
Jesus, where to start. First, she's not even 30 yet, right? Because the fake-baking is making her look 40 already. And it appears she is already shooting botox shit into her forehead based on her frozen eyebrows. And what's up with the dude interviewing her? Isn't there some porno he should be starring in? It's like Hell if it were designed by Ed Hardy.
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Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
obvious answer
()
Date: April 01, 2011 01:06PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Jesus, where to start. First, she's not even 30
> yet, right? Because the fake-baking is making her
> look 40 already. And it appears she is already
> shooting botox shit into her forehead based on her
> frozen eyebrows. And what's up with the dude
> interviewing her? Isn't there some porno he should
> be starring in? It's like Hell if it were designed
> by Ed Hardy.
written just like a jealous ex-wife!
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> Jesus, where to start. First, she's not even 30
> yet, right? Because the fake-baking is making her
> look 40 already. And it appears she is already
> shooting botox shit into her forehead based on her
> frozen eyebrows. And what's up with the dude
> interviewing her? Isn't there some porno he should
> be starring in? It's like Hell if it were designed
> by Ed Hardy.
written just like a jealous ex-wife!
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: April 01, 2011 01:09PM
obvious answer Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jesus, where to start. First, she's not even 30
> > yet, right? Because the fake-baking is making
> her
> > look 40 already. And it appears she is already
> > shooting botox shit into her forehead based on
> her
> > frozen eyebrows. And what's up with the dude
> > interviewing her? Isn't there some porno he
> should
> > be starring in? It's like Hell if it were
> designed
> > by Ed Hardy.
>
> written just like a jealous ex-wife!
Busy...can't...type....fingers...fat....
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jesus, where to start. First, she's not even 30
> > yet, right? Because the fake-baking is making
> her
> > look 40 already. And it appears she is already
> > shooting botox shit into her forehead based on
> her
> > frozen eyebrows. And what's up with the dude
> > interviewing her? Isn't there some porno he
> should
> > be starring in? It's like Hell if it were
> designed
> > by Ed Hardy.
>
> written just like a jealous ex-wife!
Busy...can't...type....fingers...fat....
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
496
()
Date: April 01, 2011 01:14PM
OMG LOL!!! Wrote:
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> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
> he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
Hall of Scrote! LOL!
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> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
> he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
Hall of Scrote! LOL!
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: April 01, 2011 02:33PM
496 Wrote:
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> OMG LOL!!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
>
> > he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
>
>
> Hall of Scrote! LOL!
LMAO
Thats fucking awesome What a douche.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> OMG LOL!!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/marty-t
>
> > he-douchey-picture-frame-guy/
>
>
> Hall of Scrote! LOL!
LMAO
Thats fucking awesome What a douche.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Johhny Cakes
()
Date: April 01, 2011 05:16PM
Like you wouldn't crush that. i would lick her devils onion ring. say what you want, i know you guys would fuck that.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: April 01, 2011 05:47PM
Johhny Cakes Wrote:
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> Like you wouldn't crush that. i would lick her
> devils onion ring. say what you want, i know you
> guys would fuck that.
I would fuck her, yes. I wouldn't be in a relationship with her.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Like you wouldn't crush that. i would lick her
> devils onion ring. say what you want, i know you
> guys would fuck that.
I would fuck her, yes. I wouldn't be in a relationship with her.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: April 01, 2011 07:01PM
Johhny Cakes Wrote:
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> Like you wouldn't crush that. i would lick her
> devils onion ring. say what you want, i know you
> guys would fuck that.
Not if it meant throwing my kids under the bus of life, no. What JP is doing is the actions of a self-centered asshole.
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> Like you wouldn't crush that. i would lick her
> devils onion ring. say what you want, i know you
> guys would fuck that.
Not if it meant throwing my kids under the bus of life, no. What JP is doing is the actions of a self-centered asshole.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Who will divorce next?
()
Date: April 01, 2011 08:12PM
I bet it will NOT be Lurch. I think his wife is Asian. She is in it for the money. I bet she glad he is never home.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Gary the retard
()
Date: April 01, 2011 08:25PM
My money is on lurch. at 40 years old he may decide to punt. however,the cost of the devorce will be a factor.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: April 01, 2011 08:39PM
Gary the retard Wrote:
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> My money is on lurch. at 40 years old he may
> decide to punt. however,the cost of the devorce
> will be a factor.
Any dude that asks to eat Junkette butthole while married is only in it because it'll cost him too much to get out. Again, just another self centered asshole who continues to degrade his wife and family by constantly cheating on her/them.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> My money is on lurch. at 40 years old he may
> decide to punt. however,the cost of the devorce
> will be a factor.
Any dude that asks to eat Junkette butthole while married is only in it because it'll cost him too much to get out. Again, just another self centered asshole who continues to degrade his wife and family by constantly cheating on her/them.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Donks
()
Date: April 04, 2011 11:19AM
Lurch papa's wife is not an eggroll...you donks. She's a hard core,100% AMERICAN CORN FED do as she pleases type that has a decent relationship with him but let's him have a bit of freedom. Life is a trade off ya know...
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Nananana
()
Date: April 04, 2011 11:31AM
Donks Wrote:
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> Lurch papa's wife is not an eggroll...you donks.
> She's a hard core,100% AMERICAN CORN FED do as she
> pleases type that has a decent relationship with
> him but let's him have a bit of freedom. Life is
> a trade off ya know...
You talk like a retard. You should get an education and a life.
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> Lurch papa's wife is not an eggroll...you donks.
> She's a hard core,100% AMERICAN CORN FED do as she
> pleases type that has a decent relationship with
> him but let's him have a bit of freedom. Life is
> a trade off ya know...
You talk like a retard. You should get an education and a life.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
dapjdj
()
Date: April 04, 2011 01:27PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Johhny Cakes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Like you wouldn't crush that. i would lick her
> > devils onion ring. say what you want, i know
> you
> > guys would fuck that.
>
>
> Not if it meant throwing my kids under the bus of
> life, no. What JP is doing is the actions of a
> self-centered asshole.
Indeed - but the icing on the cake for me was listening to JP's divorce announcemnt and his immediate segue into a rap about how his highest priority is/was his children and how vital it was that they stay in the house they are living in, etc. which points out what a great "sacrifice" JP is making for his children...
Then almost immediately, he and "Jesse" are splattered all over the net and Facebook hugging, snuggling, sipping cocktails, whatever.
What are your children supposed to think of that behavior JP? Oops, I should address you by your nickname: Father of the Year.
It's true, this idiot JP is too stupid to ever practice law - and he's pretty weak at his day job as a "radio personality".
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> Johhny Cakes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Like you wouldn't crush that. i would lick her
> > devils onion ring. say what you want, i know
> you
> > guys would fuck that.
>
>
> Not if it meant throwing my kids under the bus of
> life, no. What JP is doing is the actions of a
> self-centered asshole.
Indeed - but the icing on the cake for me was listening to JP's divorce announcemnt and his immediate segue into a rap about how his highest priority is/was his children and how vital it was that they stay in the house they are living in, etc. which points out what a great "sacrifice" JP is making for his children...
Then almost immediately, he and "Jesse" are splattered all over the net and Facebook hugging, snuggling, sipping cocktails, whatever.
What are your children supposed to think of that behavior JP? Oops, I should address you by your nickname: Father of the Year.
It's true, this idiot JP is too stupid to ever practice law - and he's pretty weak at his day job as a "radio personality".
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Donks
()
Date: April 04, 2011 02:28PM
Nananana-
Blow me loser...speka of things you know or shut you pie hole. Filty trash@!
JP...JP! He is a fuckin loser...believe me. I met the SOB
Blow me loser...speka of things you know or shut you pie hole. Filty trash@!
JP...JP! He is a fuckin loser...believe me. I met the SOB
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Nananana
()
Date: April 04, 2011 04:04PM
Donks Wrote:
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> Nananana-
> Blow me loser...speka of things you know or shut
> you pie hole. Filty trash@!
>
> JP...JP! He is a fuckin loser...believe me. I met
> the SOB
Thank you for proving my earlier point. Queen's English, man. Learn to speak it.
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> Nananana-
> Blow me loser...speka of things you know or shut
> you pie hole. Filty trash@!
>
> JP...JP! He is a fuckin loser...believe me. I met
> the SOB
Thank you for proving my earlier point. Queen's English, man. Learn to speak it.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
squirrel
()
Date: April 04, 2011 05:23PM
Nananana-
Its called Received Pronunciation you jack ass. I find it funny you sit on a stupid blog site reading trivial BS and have the audacity to complain about the vitrole used to correspond. I think your the DONK.
Its called Received Pronunciation you jack ass. I find it funny you sit on a stupid blog site reading trivial BS and have the audacity to complain about the vitrole used to correspond. I think your the DONK.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Nananana
()
Date: April 05, 2011 11:47AM
squirrel Wrote:
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> Nananana-
> Its called Received Pronunciation you jack ass. I
> find it funny you sit on a stupid blog site
> reading trivial BS and have the audacity to
> complain about the vitrole used to correspond. I
> think your the DONK.
Is English your second language? Are so devoid of originality that you have to use the adolescent terminology of a low-IQ radio show? A "donk"? Really, son?
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> Nananana-
> Its called Received Pronunciation you jack ass. I
> find it funny you sit on a stupid blog site
> reading trivial BS and have the audacity to
> complain about the vitrole used to correspond. I
> think your the DONK.
Is English your second language? Are so devoid of originality that you have to use the adolescent terminology of a low-IQ radio show? A "donk"? Really, son?
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
nvdude
()
Date: April 05, 2011 01:52PM
I saw that pic of JP on hcwdb and could not stop laughing. The comments on the thread were hillarious. May be he will become the dbag of the week or month. We need someone to represent the DC area on that site.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Skoder
()
Date: April 05, 2011 03:30PM
You uneducated DONKS crack me up! What kind of work do you suppose you'll get without a degree? You can work outdoors. That would be awesome. Or, you can work retail...even better! Nothin' like spending all day at the Mall. Wait, I know, you can start your own business. That's the ticket! because all businesses are successful! You Morons prop each other up when defending your decision to smoke pot rather than study. Now you have no degree...not by choice, ironically, but because you didn't qualify. Look around you and name one decent job that makes 100K in the DC area and doesn't require anything more than a HS diploma. Waiting...
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
american standard
()
Date: April 05, 2011 04:30PM
What the fuck are you talking about?
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: April 05, 2011 04:35PM
Yeah, I am super confused. Like maybe Skoders comment was meant for another thread.
People who make 100K with high school diplomas, Strippers, porn stars, Actors, self-employed. Self-taught IT guys, Sales people, pimps, drug dealers, but mustly just sales guys. Again, not that has anything to do with the OP
People who make 100K with high school diplomas, Strippers, porn stars, Actors, self-employed. Self-taught IT guys, Sales people, pimps, drug dealers, but mustly just sales guys. Again, not that has anything to do with the OP
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Skoder
()
Date: April 06, 2011 07:18AM
I'm talking about this dumb-ass:
All of the Junkies are college graduates, which PROVES that a college education translates in no way to the formation of a smart, insightful person. Those guys are dumb as dirt. A lot of dummies go to college and do quite well, but they're still DUMMIES. Fuck higher education. Unless you wanna be a doctor or a lawyer, college is becoming more and more of a fool's errand for most young people in this country....aimlessly writing term papers and studying just to forget what you've learned after the test, and for what---for the privilege to owe hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans. I know a LOT of people who, years after graduating, aren't even working in their field of study--not even close. Graduate students are the biggest marks on the face of the earth....I laugh at them. "Please--may I pay you thousands upon thousands of dollars that I'll never be able to pay back, so I can end up working in the accounting department of some telecommunications firm for the rest of my life?" There was a time in this country when it was NOT the expected thing for most kids to go to college--it was reserved for the privileged few--and I think we're starting to see a return to that. As our economy falls to shit and every chicken shit nation in the eastern hemisphere owns our asses, the ideal of higher education is going to matter less and less. America has about 100-150 years left, tops. Good riddance
All of the Junkies are college graduates, which PROVES that a college education translates in no way to the formation of a smart, insightful person. Those guys are dumb as dirt. A lot of dummies go to college and do quite well, but they're still DUMMIES. Fuck higher education. Unless you wanna be a doctor or a lawyer, college is becoming more and more of a fool's errand for most young people in this country....aimlessly writing term papers and studying just to forget what you've learned after the test, and for what---for the privilege to owe hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans. I know a LOT of people who, years after graduating, aren't even working in their field of study--not even close. Graduate students are the biggest marks on the face of the earth....I laugh at them. "Please--may I pay you thousands upon thousands of dollars that I'll never be able to pay back, so I can end up working in the accounting department of some telecommunications firm for the rest of my life?" There was a time in this country when it was NOT the expected thing for most kids to go to college--it was reserved for the privileged few--and I think we're starting to see a return to that. As our economy falls to shit and every chicken shit nation in the eastern hemisphere owns our asses, the ideal of higher education is going to matter less and less. America has about 100-150 years left, tops. Good riddance
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
jaysus
()
Date: April 06, 2011 03:23PM
yiiiiikes. dude looks like a lady these days.
i went to high school with "Jessie." She is dumber than a bag of rocks. Seriously, I thought she might be the dumbest person I have ever met, but now.... maybe's she's smarter than I give her credit for? Whorin' it up gets you mad cash, I guess. enough to buy implants and botox and turn your skin orange.
i went to high school with "Jessie." She is dumber than a bag of rocks. Seriously, I thought she might be the dumbest person I have ever met, but now.... maybe's she's smarter than I give her credit for? Whorin' it up gets you mad cash, I guess. enough to buy implants and botox and turn your skin orange.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Bobbie Menedez
()
Date: April 06, 2011 04:06PM
Wow those two numbnuts actually posed for that "hot chicks with douchebag" picture. Wonder if JP gave copies to his kids.
BTWS, it sure looks like breast implants and betting she's also had butt implants and I don't mean JP's thing and without the makeup and the eye blinding white teeth she looks like she might be fairly ordinary looking
but I guess she can work it
that youtube stuff is pretty hilarious she should be an actress in b horror flicks wonder what her scream is like? JP?
oh man ain't love grand
BTWS, it sure looks like breast implants and betting she's also had butt implants and I don't mean JP's thing and without the makeup and the eye blinding white teeth she looks like she might be fairly ordinary looking
but I guess she can work it
that youtube stuff is pretty hilarious she should be an actress in b horror flicks wonder what her scream is like? JP?
oh man ain't love grand
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
nvdude
()
Date: April 06, 2011 06:19PM
If you guys got more pics of JP and his chick then send it to hot chicks with douchebags. May be he will get the prestigious DBag of the month title and who knows even dbag of the year!!!
Re: Brandon Lang’s wife
Posted by:
Inhaled vapor
()
Date: October 26, 2018 05:07PM
Heard Lang on the show this morning, are you kidding me? He’s rambling on about how hot his wife is. Nope she’s a midget egg roll, about a 4 on a 10 scale. What is he thinking? She’s gross and he’s talking about her like she’s this beauty queen. Just goes to show you that when you’re plowed with copious amounts of top shelf booze that even a 4 will look tolerable. But, Man that dude needs a checkup from the neck up. That broad looks like a chick with a kickstand, eech! Stick to what you know Lang sports betting and not evaluating “ Talent “. You need a thicker set of glasses and keep your mouth shut on the radio. Kimmie is gross, wouldn’t crush that even after a keg of grain alcohol. And because no one can make a quick reference to what she looks like, they have to listen to your rhetoric and take your word for it. Nah, she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every fuckin branch on the way down. You’re a joke Lang with your rack bought suits and your it’s no fun being an illegal alien wife. She’s with you because you’re secure? Please don’t give out dating advice anymore. You’re setting the male race back to the 1800’s. Get some Lasic Lang maybe you can see what your sticking your half roll of dimes in. That’s not your mother, she’s a man baby
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Silly#Ricky#Money
()
Date: October 26, 2018 05:30PM
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Mike huntt
()
Date: October 27, 2018 07:07AM
Who the fuck cares
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Voice of reason
()
Date: October 27, 2018 08:24AM
Mike huntt Wrote:
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> Who the fuck cares
Well said. No one could give any less of a shit about a lackluster and irrelevant FM radio employee. May be the worst dead thread revival I’ve come across on here, and that’s saying a lot.
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> Who the fuck cares
Well said. No one could give any less of a shit about a lackluster and irrelevant FM radio employee. May be the worst dead thread revival I’ve come across on here, and that’s saying a lot.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
tankrizzo
()
Date: March 04, 2022 04:03PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> In 10 years, these guys are all going to be bald,
> fat and on their third wives. It comes with the
> business.
Cakes still the only bald one and the other 3 are still on their first marriage.
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> In 10 years, these guys are all going to be bald,
> fat and on their third wives. It comes with the
> business.
Cakes still the only bald one and the other 3 are still on their first marriage.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
NUBS
()
Date: March 04, 2022 05:27PM
They are money!!
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Lurch is hurt-ting
()
Date: March 04, 2022 05:35PM
Lurch is a big dork.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Bish is such a sink jerker
()
Date: March 06, 2022 07:10PM
Lurch is hurt-ting Wrote:
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> Lurch is a big dork.
Lurch’s Mom loved the BBC. Lurch got to meet Ronnie Lott, Ronnie was friends with his Mom.
Attachments:
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> Lurch is a big dork.
Lurch’s Mom loved the BBC. Lurch got to meet Ronnie Lott, Ronnie was friends with his Mom.
Attachments:
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
United Bronx
()
Date: March 31, 2022 01:21PM
No wonder there are so many divorces these days. Even Gates divorced, what to expect from us, ordinary rednecks. Actually I found http://sknr.net/2020/07/16/get-acquainted-where-its-convenient-dating-sites-with-apps-option/ which is a cool article about dating apps and their role in building a new good relationship. So read it too.
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
A Donk
()
Date: March 31, 2022 01:24PM
Post pics of your silly’s!
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Beltway Babs
()
Date: April 02, 2022 01:56AM
I love these guys
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Silly
()
Date: April 02, 2022 08:25PM
A Donk Wrote:
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> Post pics of your silly’s!
Attachments:
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> Post pics of your silly’s!
Attachments:
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
Ricky
()
Date: April 02, 2022 08:26PM
Re: Junkies and Divorce
Posted by:
1067. Yo Mama
()
Date: April 03, 2022 05:09PM
