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New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Edggaro ()
Date: November 21, 2018 01:20AM

Good Morning Fairfax Underground. Just moved in from NYC and hoping to chill here and make some cool online friends. Where are the fun, mysterious, and exciting places to hang out with some friendly people?

Being new to the area I am very cautious. After many years in NYC you can understand why I would be cautious.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Gritty knows ()
Date: November 21, 2018 01:27AM

Kek
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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: DeBlamo ()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:18AM

Go back to NYC and take your commie-voting idiot friends with you. Your kind is a parasitic virus that votes for commie democrats, kills its host and moves on to destroy another area. FUCK YOU!

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:57AM

If you’re white welcome!

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: FTGM1 ()
Date: November 21, 2018 09:04AM

This forum is full of whack left & right wing trolls, mostly right. There are also lots of racist & potty mouth trolls and other shitposters of every kind.

There's some guy who keeps posting about this Meade Skeleton guy & I'm not so sure who this guy is, but there are lots of posts about him.

Then you have all these people who post about these people named Miz, Eesh, Leisers, Morenos & Liz. There might be a Marcy and some other guy, but I don't know & don't care, either.

There's a left wing nutjob on the Troll Forum named Gerry who's so idiotic even the other left wing trolls laugh at him.


& this doesn't even scratch the surface.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: FFU = arcade game ()
Date: November 21, 2018 09:08AM

Never mind the right-wing assholes here. They're ugly and all, but in the end too stupid to be anything more than harmless. They are lots of fun to make fun of though. In a 'shooting fish in a barrel' sort of way.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: We will think for you ()
Date: November 21, 2018 09:09AM

Keep calm we know what you need
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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: November 21, 2018 09:12AM

FFU = arcade game Wrote:
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> Never mind the right-wing assholes here. They're
> ugly and all, but in the end too stupid to be
> anything more than harmless. They are lots of fun
> to make fun of though. In a 'shooting fish in a
> barrel' sort of way.


^^^When you consider how much you get bitch slapped by the right wingers here and you got like 5 trolls making you tear your hair out (that's if you got any left to tear out, there, Gramps), this fish in the barrel is YOU. This is especially poignant when it comes to the trolls. They're all fighting over the 1 fish in the barrel.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: True Facts guy ()
Date: November 21, 2018 10:32AM

Ffu attracts the bottom of the barrel of nova residents, but it is entertaining

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Hahahahaha! ()
Date: November 21, 2018 10:42AM

Blimmo Wrote:
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> ^^^When you consider how much you get bitch
> slapped by the right wingers here and you got like
> 5 trolls making you tear your hair out (that's if
> you got any left to tear out, there, Gramps), this
> fish in the barrel is YOU. This is especially
> poignant when it comes to the trolls. They're all
> fighting over the 1 fish in the barrel.

Fail, fail, fail! You're too dumb to succeed at anything. But you are fun to laugh at.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: FIXER OF |T FOR YOU ()
Date: November 21, 2018 10:45AM

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> Fail, fail, fail, it's all I ever do & it's why I get PWND every time! You'reI'm too dumb to succeed at
> anything. But me and myousock puppets are fun to laugh at.


FIFY

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Ding, ding, ding ()
Date: November 21, 2018 10:47AM

True Facts guy Wrote:
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> Ffu attracts the bottom of the barrel of nova
> residents, but it is entertaining

In some ways, it's like an online Reform School or Juvie Hall. You get all the worst sorts of stooges stopping by and making complete asses of themselves. Meanwhile, the smaller numbers of normal people just sit back and laugh their asses off.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: November 21, 2018 10:54AM

Ding, ding, ding Wrote:
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> True Facts guy Wrote:
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> > Ffu attracts the bottom of the barrel of nova
> > residents, but it is entertaining
>
> In some ways, it's like an online Reform School or
> Juvie Hall. You get all the worst sorts of
> stooges stopping by and making complete asses of
> themselves. Meanwhile, the smaller numbers of
> normal people just sit back and laugh their asses
> off.


No wonder you fit right in here, there, Gramps!

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Stooge ()
Date: November 21, 2018 12:42PM

Yeah. Laughing at stupid assholes like you is what FFU is all about. Dope.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:14PM

I've been here 12 years and haven't seen any racists here. If there's one place that loves its niggers, it's us.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Slavemaster Slim ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:22PM

The best thing about ffu is that not to many niggers post here.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Gayvid_Blimmo ()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:51PM

Stooge Wrote:
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> Yeah. Laughing at stupid assholes like you is what
> FFU is all about. Dope.


Obviously I have to spell it out to a simpleton like you:

Reform school and juvie-since you act like a 7th grader and an asswipe of a 7th grader at that, the juvie/reform school atmosphere is suited to your mentality and how you act.

The worst sort of stooges making asses of themselves? Yup, that's one of the more accurate descriptions I've read of your 7th grade mentality ass.

The normal people are laughing at YOUR SORRY Ass, there, Jethro.

Were you born this dumb an ass or have you been working at it your whole, sorry life?

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Savage McCoon ()
Date: November 21, 2018 09:07PM

Slavemaster Slim Wrote:
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> The best thing about ffu is that not to many
> niggers post here.


I ze b posing here, kracka!

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Ffx sucks cock ()
Date: November 21, 2018 09:19PM

This forum is full of typical NoVA residents. Mostly low income or excessively naive retards. They all hate their life, but are too far in debt or too broke to move elsewhere. You’ll fit right in. Enjoy.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Ding, ding, ding ()
Date: November 22, 2018 09:01AM

Ding, ding, ding Wrote:
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> In some ways, it's like an online Reform School or
> Juvie Hall. You get all the worst sorts of stooges
> stopping by and making complete asses of themselves.
> Meanwhile, the smaller numbers of normal people just
> sit back and laugh their asses> off.

And pointing out such facts pisses off the stooges no end. It's fun ro watch them wiggle and squirm like the lower life forms that they are. If you has one of those ant farms as a kid, these jerks are much dumber.

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:54AM

@OP GO FUCK YOUR SELF

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Re: New to Fairfax Underground - Introduction
Posted by: Roannie Calhoun ()
Date: November 23, 2018 07:03PM

Edggaro Wrote:
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> Good Morning Fairfax Underground. Just moved in
> from NYC and hoping to chill here and make some
> cool online friends. Where are the fun,
> mysterious, and exciting places to hang out with
> some friendly people?
>
> Being new to the area I am very cautious. After
> many years in NYC you can understand why I would
> be cautious.

Drop by some time and bring your kids. 713 Riverview Court in Sterling, VA.

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