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...nothing like what ‘Bart O’Kavanaugh’ did.

I fucked my girlfriend under the bleachers of a Friday night football game while her parents were right above us, Good times!!!

As a non-asshole... Wrote:
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> ...nothing like what ‘Bart O’Kavanaugh’ did.


^ Never got any in high school.

I fucked a young nun in the school chapel. Had her screaming “Oh God!” And then she showed me what her knees were really meant for.

A cock teasing cheerleader got stupid drunk at a graduation party at a guy's house I knew in high school.They shaved her head bald. They took off her bra & had her tits hanging out.
They took her home & put her in a shopping cart & rang the doorbell at 3 in the morning. They ran off & watched when her dad answered the door.
Her parents had a shitting hemorrhage & sent her off to private school after that.
We never did see her again after that party.

I'm glad I never went to that party.

I almost raped a 15 year old when I was puking drunk - cunt got away. Now I am up for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court. Aint life grand

I fucked the Deans wife.

Eric Stratton Wrote:
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> I fucked the Deans wife.

You BASTARD!

I allowed cigarette smoke to waft in the bathroom not the smoking court cause I was too fat and lazy to walk out there after eating 3 school lunches and many food items people were going to throw away. You'll have to question someone else if you want any info on any Edison Eagles that went missing a day or two as I was too fat to even think about climbing a flagpole however I was born with a steering wheel in my hand as Im a Wigger

I had sex before I was married.

A bunch of us were smoking tons of weed (it’s all I did in high school), maybe drinking in the woods at this camp out place nearby, you’d be surprised at how close and super secluded it is.

This super hot chick that I crushed on years before followed me when I went to get fire wood and we were chatting. Out of the blue she said, “I’m so horny.” I was so stoned and speechless. Not sure if it was the weed, or I was terrified because it would have been my first real sexual experience or if I had a girlfriend at the time. I think all both, but I think my reply was, “that sucks.”

Drinking solved all those issues later. I even married the girl I think I was dating at the time.

I know you all want to say I’m gay, but I wish that was my excuse. I was a total idiot and am full of regret. I tried to find her on fb just 2 weeks ago, but no dice. Oh well, better to keep that memory than to see how her double d’s turned out 20 years later...

I also made a drug deal for a half pound of marijuana, meeting a guy behind the Luskins furniture store in Springfield at like 2 am (was near blackies at the time). I can’t remember how it got set up, but I didn’t know the guy and he was coming from SE. it all turned out well, but during a time that a kid from Robinson was killed over an ounce, maybe not my smartest move.

And I turned down a 3-some. Same general time. Again, stoned and scared but this time, I remember I definitely was dating my girlfriend at the time, later wife. Who knows though, maybe I would have gotten herpes and I’d still be stoned and alone instead of (mostly) happily married, so maybe that wasn’t questionable...but man o man, what the fuck was I thinking?

Djsvsl Wrote:
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> And I turned down a 3-some. Same general time.
> Again, stoned and scared but this time, I remember
> I definitely was dating my girlfriend at the time,
> later wife. Who knows though, maybe I would have
> gotten herpes and I’d still be stoned and alone
> instead of (mostly) happily married, so maybe that
> wasn’t questionable...but man o man, what the
> fuck was I thinking?

You are definitely gay!

Gadar. Wrote:
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> Djsvsl Wrote:
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> > And I turned down a 3-some. Same general time.
> > Again, stoned and scared but this time, I
> remember
> > I definitely was dating my girlfriend at the
> time,
> > later wife. Who knows though, maybe I would
> have
> > gotten herpes and I’d still be stoned and
> alone
> > instead of (mostly) happily married, so maybe
> that
> > wasn’t questionable...but man o man, what the
> > fuck was I thinking?
>
> You are definitely gay!

Lol! Seriously, I wish that was my excuse. Not gay, just full of regret!

There was this really hot chick when I was 16. All the guys wanted her. Anyhow, we were at this party, drunk and all talking shit. Somebody mentioned this broad and everybody started spouting off about what they wanted to do to her. I just let them talk. Finally, they all asked me and I told them that it was a waste of my time to talk about it because guys like me don't get girls like her.

At that point, she walked right by us. She looked at me like she heard everything I said.

SO anyhow, I show up at this party and right when I get there, she's at the door. She takes me aside and asks me what makes me think a guy like me wouldn't get a girl like her. I tell her I just know how things are. Then she tells me I can get a shot at her. Of course, I have to ask how I go about this.

She tells me I'm a smart guy for knowing there had to be a catch, and here it was. She had this fat older sister. Everybody knew her. She was like 19 or something. Anyhow, this chick told me if I let shave off all my hair and dress me in her sister's bra, panties, garter belt, stockings & high heels, then fucked her sister, she'd let me do her the next weekend. I asked her if that was all, & of course it wasn't. She was going to take a Polaroid of me in her sister's underwear & licking her sister's twat. I said OK, but, the next week her sister had to take a piccie of her sucking my knobby. & I got the two Polaroids until she kept up her end of the deal. I also told her I wasn't shaving off the hair on my head. She said she didn't mean that hair.


So she & her sister shaved off all my hair and dressed me up & made me up. She took a Polaroid of me, then I went to work on her sister. She took a Polaroid of me licking her off. I gotta' tell ya', though, her sister was very communicative of where I should lick and when she had a BIG O, she clapped her legs around my neck & I thought she was going to break it. The mattress rolled off the bed with the sister & me on it. SO anyhow, I ate sis 1 more time, then asked the cute sister for the rubber. Oh no, I was going to do fat sis bareback. OK, I manned up, it stood up & I went to work. Fat sis must have done some muscle exercises, cuz when I came in her the 2nd time, she had another BIG O and damn near pinched off my dickie.


SO anyhow, I got done, got fat sis' lingerie off, washed off the makeup, took the 2 Polaroids and got dressed. I axed cute sis when she was going to keep her end of the bargain. SAME bat time, same bat channel next week.

Cute sis kept up her end. I took a lesson from fat sis & licked her to 3 BIG Os before I took the plunge. I came all over the edge of the bed when I licked cute sis to her 3rd BIG O, so I lasted a while when I took the plunge. She wanted it bareback, too.


FAt sis finally married some diaperbutt who overstayed his student visa & wanted to stay here. Cute sis went to school in Oregon & wound up marrying some earthy crunchy beard-0 weird-0 who she cucked all the time. She even offered me another shot at her after she got married, but I don't fuck with married pussy. Too fucking much baggage.

Nice story William, and you told it so well.

I was a virgin teetotaler until my freshmen year in college. Then I picked up this 16 year old townie slut at a bar near campus, brought her back to my dorm room, where she proceeded to school me on the fine arts of fellatio and cunnilinguis. Higher learning never felt so good.

Define “questionable”

Eagle Scout Wrote:
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> I was a virgin teetotaler until my freshmen year
> in college. Then I picked up this 16 year old
> townie slut at a bar near campus, brought her back
> to my dorm room, where she proceeded to school me
> on the fine arts of fellatio and cunnilinguis.
> Higher learning never felt so good.

The most questionable thing you did today was reply with an incredibly irrelevant response to a reasonable question. This isn’t, “tell me your first sexual experience,” it’s what did you do that was “questionable.” Your story wasn’t “questionable” at all...seems like reasonable behavior for a young man (despite the statutory rape). Oh, and you weren’t in high school. Lastly, wouldn’t you still be a virgin after your experience?

Stay on topic douchebag.

back when i was in high school in the 70's we used to beat up the fags and tell spics to go back to puerto rica. now a days the libtards call you racist but they have no clue how great america used to be, they want to destroy everybody.

I had sex with a negress.

Great falls father Wrote:
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> I had sex with a negress.


I had sex w/several & liked it. They liked it, too.

Fjsnks Wrote:
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> Eagle Scout Wrote:
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> > I was a virgin teetotaler until my freshmen
> year
> > in college. Then I picked up this 16 year old
> > townie slut at a bar near campus, brought her
> back
> > to my dorm room, where she proceeded to school
> me
> > on the fine arts of fellatio and cunnilinguis.
> > Higher learning never felt so good.
>
> The most questionable thing you did today was
> reply with an incredibly irrelevant response to a
> reasonable question. This isn’t, “tell me your
> first sexual experience,” it’s what did you do
> that was “questionable.” Your story wasn’t
> “questionable” at all...seems like reasonable
> behavior for a young man (despite the statutory
> rape). Oh, and you weren’t in high school.
> Lastly, wouldn’t you still be a virgin after
> your experience?
>
> Stay on topic douchebag.

I engaged in statutory rape of a high school chick when I was 18..(when I was still high school age). This is technically illegal, and therefore questionable and relevant to this topic. Since this experience ended my virginity, I therefore was no longer a virgin.....which is how it works...in case you were wondering. Therefore, you can just osculate my gluteus maximums.

Showed up for class, at least that's what my teachers probably would have said, fortunately for me, I'm sure most of them are dead.

I got a hand job during Me Myself and Irene (great flick I might add)

I bribed the family doctor to diagnose me with bone spurs so I could avoid the draft.

When I used to sit in Civics class bored, I would daydream about what it would be like to suck off the president. Then I graduated and went to Washington DC and lo and behold I ended up working in the White House! Let that be a lesson to everyone, pay more attention in school.

When I was in 7th grade there was this really hot teacher. Even her name was sexy, Miss Aston. One day she was helping the kids who sat next to me and bent over right in front of me and I could see up her skirt. It made me very excited, so every time I had a hall pass and her classroom was empty, I would go in and sniff her seat. Once when I was in school after hours for an activity, I went in to her classroom and masturbated, dropping a big sticky load right in the middle of her chair

I once raped the president of our Young Republicans Club. She was a sweet piece of white gash.

About 36 years ago. A party in Maryland. Two guys, I think one named Brett came out of a room. The young blond inside, I think her name was Christine, was drunkenly screaming “You two get back in here and fuck me! I’ll get you someday!” I went in and she passed out so I took a dump on her face. I saw her jacket lying nearby with the name Blasey embroidered on the front.

Now I’m worried about the FBI calling me.

I voted Democrat as an 18yo HS senior. Talk about stupid, misguided youth!

I banged Christine ford

My friends and I would routinely drug and gang-rape 15 year old girls. Good times. But that was 35 years ago so no harm no foul amIright???

B. KavanaughGerry sock puppet Wrote:
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> My friends and I would routinely drug and
> gang-rape 15 year old girlboys. Good times. But
> that was 35 years ago so no harm no foul
> amIright???


FIFY

Graduated!

Raped a girl or 2. In college I raped 6 girls I was called the RAPIST

Your mom.

When I was in high school I wanted to be president ever since I met JFK. Then I met a really ugly skank but she was smart and did all my homework. So I decided to marry her and rape women when I needed sex. I decided I would get into politics once I got out of school and dodged the draft.