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Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Panic in the Fing streets!! ()
Date: September 09, 2018 01:57PM

We are going to get FUCKED!

Power outages

Trees down

Interstate highways stopped

Gasoline in short supply

Water supplies contanimated

Food shortages

Looting

Homes damaged/destroyed

Live power lines laying in the streets

Multiple vehicle crashes

Hospitals overwhelmed

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: ohmyohmy ()
Date: September 09, 2018 02:14PM

oh my

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Sam the butcher ()
Date: September 09, 2018 02:52PM

Alice looks ready for another delivery of some meat.
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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Plastic wrap and duct tape ()
Date: September 09, 2018 02:57PM

No tropical storm has ever come from Florence’s current position to hit the mainland. That’s not to say however that this one won’t.

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Gal Aore ()
Date: September 09, 2018 03:04PM

Plastic wrap and duct tape Wrote:
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> No tropical storm has ever come from Florence’s
> current position to hit the mainland. That’s not
> to say however that this one won’t.


Thanks to GLOBAL WARMING this hurricane will strengthen to a cat 5 and will slam directly into the delmarva and wipe out everything to the west for 225 miles!

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: predickter ()
Date: September 10, 2018 05:07AM

WE are gonna get fucked!

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: kPrepper ()
Date: September 10, 2018 08:22AM

I just bought 225 gallons of milk, 59 loaves of bread, and a truckload of toilet paper. Bring it on!

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: whatever bro ()
Date: September 10, 2018 09:08AM

Plastic wrap and duct tape Wrote:
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> No tropical storm has ever come from Florence’s
> current position to hit the mainland. That’s not
> to say however that this one won’t.


have you even seen the cone of probability?

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Inquisitive One ()
Date: September 10, 2018 02:49PM

Panic in the Fing streets!! Wrote:
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> We are going to get FUCKED!
>
> Power outages
>
> Trees down
>
> Interstate highways stopped
>
> Gasoline in short supply
>
> Water supplies contanimated
>
> Food shortages
>
> Looting
>
> Homes damaged/destroyed
>
> Live power lines laying in the streets
>
> Multiple vehicle crashes
>
> Hospitals overwhelmed

You must work for the Washington Post!

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: WAF ()
Date: September 10, 2018 07:57PM

whatever bro Wrote:
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> Plastic wrap and duct tape Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No tropical storm has ever come from
> Florence’s
> > current position to hit the mainland. That’s
> not
> > to say however that this one won’t.
>
>
> have you even seen the cone of probability?

We are gonna get fucked according to this COP.
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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: rtgfdsa ()
Date: September 10, 2018 09:06PM


All of the same "urgency hype" was heard when Terry McAuliffe claimed EMERGENCY and it didn't even get in Virginia. It also didn't do much of any damage in Carolina's. They claimed it would be category 4. When it hit land it was a weak 3 if that (3 including "puffery" for insurance and government rip-off reasons).

ONCE YOU LIE YOUR FUCKING DONE. NO REASON FOR ANYONE TO TRUST YOU AFTER THAT


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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: 360 view ()
Date: September 11, 2018 04:51PM

rtgfdsa Wrote:
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>


> All of the same "urgency hype" was heard when
> Terry McAuliffe claimed EMERGENCY and it didn't
> even get in Virginia. It also didn't do much of
> any damage in Carolina's. They claimed it would be
> category 4. When it hit land it was a weak 3 if
> that (3 including "puffery" for insurance and
> government rip-off reasons).
>
> ONCE YOU LIE YOUR FUCKING DONE. NO REASON FOR
> ANYONE TO TRUST YOU AFTER THAT
>




Why are you such a coward?

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Fairground underfax ()
Date: September 11, 2018 07:26PM

I just stocked up on hundreds of dollars worth of perishable food, so when I lose power, I have an excuse to gorge myself.

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: sam the butcher ()
Date: September 12, 2018 05:05AM

Fairground underfax Wrote:
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> I just stocked up on hundreds of dollars worth of
> perishable food, so when I lose power, I have an
> excuse to gorge myself.


You should try some of my meat!

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Just like always... ()
Date: September 12, 2018 08:54AM

Large font assholes don't understand jackshit.

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: Doug Tracht ()
Date: September 16, 2018 02:17AM

Don't defame Mrs. Brady, you glum cunts.

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: nuclarmeltdown ()
Date: September 16, 2018 09:20AM

This has been an epic storm. From CNN writing articles claiming the nuclear power plants are unprepared to handle the storm surge and will meltdown, to snakes in he flood waters and how can forget the weather channels actor of the year- this has been awesome to watch. The weather channel's over hyper of this storm will cause the deaths of people when a real storm comes.

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Re: Fairfax is now in the medium-high impact zone for hurricane Florence Henderson!
Posted by: The rewards of dumb... ()
Date: September 16, 2018 12:20PM

People were lost simply because they thought like you.

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