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Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Look the F out ()
Date: August 29, 2018 05:13AM

I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel jumped in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass! This thing scared the shit out of me!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Limp wrist detector ()
Date: August 29, 2018 06:00AM

Afraid of a squirrel? What a fag.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: August 29, 2018 07:36AM

You got up at 5 am and decided to share this story? Sounds like you were dreaming

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel grudges ()
Date: August 29, 2018 07:40AM

Sounds like you must have been high on something. When you made up that story.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 29, 2018 07:40AM

Grow a pair of balls.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Look the F out ()
Date: August 31, 2018 05:22AM

This squirrel has a history of attacking people. The shopping center employees call him Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Soccer-style ()
Date: August 31, 2018 07:23AM

I would kick that squirrel across Lee Hwy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: August 31, 2018 01:03PM

Squirrels have been known to kill humans.
Be careful.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I was there ()
Date: August 31, 2018 02:15PM

I was there and saw it
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: The truth is real and it hurts ()
Date: August 31, 2018 03:03PM

Squirrels are kind and peaceful creatures. That is why birds of all sizes will go within centimeters of a squirrel and not worry, because they know a squirrel would never hurt them.

Plus, they don't eat meat unless they are in a situation where they would otherwise starve to death. They only eat nuts, seeds, conifer cones, fruits, fungi, and green vegetation.

If the squirrel did what you say, you should call animal control so they can provide medical attention or put the animal to sleep if they are too far gone.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Liberal fucker ()
Date: August 31, 2018 04:29PM

Don't believe the liberal propaganda on squirrels. The little fuckers will eat all sorts of animals, and will actually attack snakes and eat them too. They are not the vegetarian little angels that the liberal fucktards--who have never been in the woods-- portray them to be. I shoot the fuckers in the head every chance I get...
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: crossdresser slut ()
Date: August 31, 2018 10:50PM

So you are telling me squirrels attack and eat snakes, and I am supposed to not like that? It makes me like squirrels even more! They are cute, kill snakes, and are friends with all the neighborhood birds. What is not to love?

~crossdressing slut~

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whopper eating squirrel. ()
Date: September 01, 2018 05:30AM

This squirrel attacked the hell out of someone,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cISL-gnXw8

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: September 01, 2018 09:56AM

Look the F out Wrote:
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> This squirrel has a history of attacking people.
> The shopping center employees call him Furman.

Is Furman related to Bunnyman? By the way, stop believing everything people tell you , you gullible fool.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: speak english motherfucker ()
Date: September 01, 2018 10:06AM

I call BS on this story, only a black squirrel would do such a thing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hal. ()
Date: September 03, 2018 08:16AM

Once I shot a squirrel with a 50 cal. Never found that thing other than one of it's ears.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: MFCB3 ()
Date: September 03, 2018 10:42AM

Limp wrist detector Wrote:
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> Afraid of a squirrel? What a fag.


Ever had one run up your pant leg?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rockys Swagger suit ()
Date: September 03, 2018 11:57PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ j u m p N D u c k ~~~~~~~~~~
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 11, 2018 10:15PM

Any updates to this story? I am afraid of squirrels because they carry rabies

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 1038Documents ()
Date: September 11, 2018 10:42PM

The squirrel recruited some of his buddies and there now exists a bunch of these little fkrs running around and hissing at passerby's. I could swear one of them gave me the clawed finger but cannot be certain. I'm going there tomorrow to record video. Will try to get animal control involved. Imagine if these little fkrs start trying to bite us if we don't have nuts for them!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 11, 2018 11:01PM

1038; you are a braver soul than I and your consideration for your fellow man is admirable. I will rest easier tonight knowing you are on the case.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ChrisW ()
Date: September 12, 2018 04:03AM

Frankenstein never scared me.
Marsupials do.
Because they're FAST!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Be on the lookout... ()
Date: September 12, 2018 09:19AM

Beware the illegal alien quokkas who come here to take jobs and food from red-blooded American squirrels!!!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 12, 2018 11:36AM

This means we will have to build a higher wall. These little bastards know how to climb and jump around treetops. I have seen them do it with their little claw like paws. They could be unstoppable

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: September 12, 2018 11:40AM

I saw one of these fuckers running across the road this morning on my way to work, dodging in and out of traffic and trying to cause an accident. He was big and had a bushy tail. I tried to hit him with my car but he cleverly sidestepped me and ran off into the woods , no doubt to emerge later and cause more mayhem. What a scourge !

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: General Tso ()
Date: September 13, 2018 09:27AM

Picked up some chinese at Pan AM yesterday. No squirrels, No quokkas. Guess I'm one of the lucky ones.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrelhater ()
Date: September 13, 2018 11:29AM

Liberal fucker Wrote:
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> Don't believe the liberal propaganda on squirrels.
> The little fuckers will eat all sorts of animals,
> and will actually attack snakes and eat them too.
> They are not the vegetarian little angels that the
> liberal fucktards--who have never been in the
> woods-- portray them to be. I shoot the fuckers in
> the head every chance I get...

You my friend are 100 percent correct and the ignorant person who posted they are primarily vegetarian are moronic- they will eat anything they ate my mourning doves eggs out of her nest! They eat baby birds pretty much anything the fuckers can kill. The birds outside my patio are afraid of them and give them a wide berth - love the pic of the dead squirrels nasty little fuckers.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrelhater ()
Date: September 13, 2018 11:33AM

BTW I used to shoot them with my pellet gun. A .177 Daisy pellet right between the eyes takes care of one problem forever , but there are so many more behind them. It could be a lifetime of work!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Squirrel ()
Date: September 13, 2018 01:43PM

General Tso Wrote:
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> Picked up some chinese at Pan AM yesterday. No
> squirrels, No quokkas. Guess I'm one of the
> lucky ones.
Count your blessings. You are one of the lucky ones

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 13, 2018 01:46PM

Hillsboroharry Wrote:
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> I saw one of these fuckers running across the road
> this morning on my way to work, dodging in and out
> of traffic and trying to cause an accident. He was
> big and had a bushy tail. I tried to hit him with
> my car but he cleverly sidestepped me and ran off
> into the woods , no doubt to emerge later and
> cause more mayhem. What a scourge !


Negroes and spics take priority, but maybe time to use the Buick.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky squirrel ()
Date: September 14, 2018 10:09AM

^^^ And this asshole is one of the dumbfuck ones. What a useless turd.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thanks OP !! ()
Date: September 14, 2018 03:03PM

I rarely travel that far east in Fairfax but I did today. I didn’t see any attack squirrels but I was ready.

Thanks OP ! Survived Pan Am SC !!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: sighting @8pm ()
Date: September 15, 2018 10:11AM

I have seen the Squirrel in question. It is a menace!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Not Safe at Pan Am ()
Date: September 15, 2018 10:30AM

sighting @8pm Wrote:
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> I have seen the Squirrel in question. It is a
> menace!

Look at the claws on that bastard! He could rip you to shreds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 15, 2018 10:46AM

Furman will not hurt you. He likes french fries. Give him a couple fries and he will be on his way. If your window is down and you have food he is coming in to get it, just the way he is.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Not safe at Pan Am ()
Date: September 15, 2018 12:50PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman will not hurt you. He likes french fries.
> Give him a couple fries and he will be on his way.
> If your window is down and you have food he is
> coming in to get it, just the way he is.


Do you really think we can afford to take that chance, Microcenter Man?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan Am Varmint Hunter ()
Date: September 15, 2018 02:56PM

I shot it one night with 5.56 XM855.

Just pissed it off.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Resistance is futile ()
Date: September 15, 2018 03:00PM

The varmint is driven by supernatural powers emanating from the on-site cemetery.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Doug Tracht ()
Date: September 15, 2018 04:08PM

You are all glum cunts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 16, 2018 10:01AM

Resistance is futile Wrote:
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> The varmint is driven by supernatural powers
> emanating from the on-site cemetery.

I don't recall a cemetery there ? Are you sure you're not thinking of somewhere else?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thompson1 ()
Date: September 16, 2018 11:37AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Resistance is futile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The varmint is driven by supernatural powers
> > emanating from the on-site cemetery.
>
> I don't recall a cemetery there ? Are you sure
> you're not thinking of somewhere else?


More info,
http://www.honorfairfaxcemeteries.org/thompson-family-cemetery/

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 16, 2018 11:45AM

I stand corrected. Thanks for the info Thompson and now I am better informed

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 17, 2018 04:58PM

Furman was on the move today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 17, 2018 08:22PM

I was at the Pan Am today to drop off some prescriptions but didn't see him. I assumed the downpour kept him away. I was on my guard though in the event he tried a sneak attack

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: sil ()
Date: September 18, 2018 05:02AM

If it ever stops raining I will stop in and buy Furman a small mcdonalds fry.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 19, 2018 10:26PM

It was sunny today. Did you feed Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan Am Shopper ()
Date: September 20, 2018 11:05PM

I was driving through the Pan Am parking lot today on my way to Microcenter to get some memory sticks for my camera when all of a sudden from my right this big gray squirrel with a long bushy tail ran in front of me and I had to brake hard to stop. He stood up on his hind legs in front of my car and sneered at me. His teeth were enormous and sharp and I believe I saw blood dripping from them. Maybe it was ketchup from a French fry from McDonald's, but it scared the hell out of me and from now on I will be buying my electronic goods elsewhere

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Libtard Fuckwad ()
Date: September 21, 2018 12:54AM

Squirrelhater Wrote:
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> BTW I used to shoot them with my pellet gun. A
> .177 Daisy pellet right between the eyes takes
> care of one problem forever , but there are so
> many more behind them. It could be a lifetime of
> work!

Nice work friend but you need to upgrade your hardware capabilities for maximum deterrent effects. I like to stun the fuckers first, then put an arrow between the eyeballs. See how them fuckers twitch...
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Memory Stix ()
Date: September 22, 2018 08:03AM

Pan Am Shopper Wrote:
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> I was driving through the Pan Am parking lot today
> on my way to Microcenter to get some memory sticks
> for my camera when all of a sudden from my right
> this big gray squirrel with a long bushy tail ran
> in front of me and I had to brake hard to stop. He
> stood up on his hind legs in front of my car and
> sneered at me. His teeth were enormous and sharp
> and I believe I saw blood dripping from them.
> Maybe it was ketchup from a French fry from
> McDonald's, but it scared the hell out of me and
> from now on I will be buying my electronic goods
> elsewhere

I buy all my memory stick at Walmart on Leesburg Pike. They have good deals on the there, sometimes as low as $2.97. And there are no squirrels there either, only a lot of Asians. Probably not a coincidence.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Won Hung Lo ()
Date: September 27, 2018 12:34AM

We like squirrel but dog is better. More meat

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 27, 2018 06:12PM

Animal control is after Furman now. They have baited traps with french fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 12:00AM

I hope they catch this furry menace

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sexual predator pervert squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 08:56AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> I hope they catch this furry menace


It's too late. The bastard struck again, this time against a drunk teenage squirrel.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky once again ! ()
Date: September 28, 2018 12:47PM

As I reported a couple weeks ago, I safely travelled to and through PASC and avoided all scary squirrel contact. Well, I had go to PASC again this week and again I safely visited with no interaction with any fury felons.

Thank goodness ! Maybe Fx Co Animal Control has been busy?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 04:53PM

Sexual predator pervert squirrel Wrote:
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> Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope they catch this furry menace
>
>
> It's too late. The bastard struck again, this
> time against a drunk teenage squirrel.

That nasty bastard! No doubt got his ideas from SCOTUS hearings. I bet he was drunk and blacked out afterwards, and will deny it happened tomorrow. Damn lucky you got pictures so that we have the evidence against this furry menace

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 04:58PM

Lucky once again ! Wrote:
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> As I reported a couple weeks ago, I safely
> travelled to and through PASC and avoided all
> scary squirrel contact. Well, I had go to PASC
> again this week and again I safely visited with no
> interaction with any fury felons.
>
> Thank goodness ! Maybe Fx Co Animal Control has
> been busy?

Perhaps, but more likely the Microcenter employee who calls him Furman and admitted to feeding him let it slip that we are wise to him and he is staying on the DL for a few days. But as the picture above proves, he has been out and about, molesting other squirrels and no doubt doing other nefarious acts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: September 29, 2018 12:46AM

OK, OK, thanks for the jolt back to reality. Maybe I was prematurely turning off the caution meter. I have to head that way later in October and I will be sure to keep my guard up.

Level heads prevail once again at FFXU ! Neighbors helping neighbors !

Well done !



Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Lucky once again ! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As I reported a couple weeks ago, I safely
> > travelled to and through PASC and avoided all
> > scary squirrel contact. Well, I had go to PASC
> > again this week and again I safely visited with
> no
> > interaction with any fury felons.
> >
> > Thank goodness ! Maybe Fx Co Animal Control
> has
> > been busy?
>
> Perhaps, but more likely the Microcenter employee
> who calls him Furman and admitted to feeding him
> let it slip that we are wise to him and he is
> staying on the DL for a few days. But as the
> picture above proves, he has been out and about,
> molesting other squirrels and no doubt doing other
> nefarious acts

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Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 29, 2018 07:55AM

Lucky, happy to help. We humans have to stand United against this furry gray scourge. They have no conscience, steal food , attack us and rape each other. Dangerous!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: lollol ()
Date: September 29, 2018 10:17PM

That is one smart squirrel. He has been learning how to survive from the local panhandlers there!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 30, 2018 07:57AM

I went to McDonalds just before work this morning. Lady at the counter said that Furman attacked this morning making off with a hashbrown from a Dodge work van full of hispanic painters. She said now that the weather is cooler more people will be leaving their windows down and Furman will be very busy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: A storm is coming ()
Date: September 30, 2018 08:06AM

He'll soon be diverted off into attacking harmless pumpkins.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: He's Baaaack ()
Date: September 30, 2018 09:59AM

I just was at the McDonald's to get a McMuffin and some hash browns. I parked on the side closest to Michael's and when I came out I saw Furman trying to molest another squirrel right there in the parking lot. I took a picture so I could provide it to the police , Fairfax County animal control, and the Senate judiciary committee, but in the meantime I would lock up your daughters, lock up your wife, and avoid the area at all costs.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: house of Lo ()
Date: September 30, 2018 01:51PM

Furman is bad-ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: September 30, 2018 05:47PM

Fear The Squirrel,

Note above that your strong example of caring for your neighbors has brought out more FFXU members who are looking out for their fellow man. Well done. We might just survive these Rampaging Rodents if we stick together. I wish I were allowed by FCPD to hunt these savage squirrels! Íd like to do my part.

I do worry that squirrels eating McD hash browns might morph into some sort of super squirrel . The chemical content of those funky fried potatoes might cause gene mutation !

Stay safe everyone .....



Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Lucky, happy to help. We humans have to stand
> United against this furry gray scourge. They have
> no conscience, steal food , attack us and rape
> each other. Dangerous!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 01, 2018 12:40PM

Lucky, no sign of the furry little bastard now. All the publicity must have driven him underground and the coast is clear right now
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: October 01, 2018 12:55PM

If that rodent keeps eating that McDonalds shit soon he will have a heart attack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:30PM

Fear The Squirrel,

Kudos to you for undertaking the brave mission to inspect PASC and to snap that picture of the beautiful blue sky. I caution everyone to not get lulled into a false sense of security, however. That picture is uplifting BUT keep your guard up everyone!

BTW, has anyone heard from the most important member of FFXU.... the OP who started this should stop in and read the results of his/her efforts.....

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jump Up ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:40PM

I used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun and they all would react the same way. They would always jump straight up, like they were being trapped and were trying to get away.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:48PM

You are too kind Lucky. No need to thank me however. I feel in these times of political turmoil and divisiveness, this is my small part to contribute to the community and stand united as Americans. After all, we are not animals like these rodent bastards who infest our community and spread mayhem among us. I would also be interested in hearing from the aforementioned Hispanic house Painter’s who were terrorized by this menace about their experience and be able to give them solace that they are not alone, and we have empathy for them

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thirtyoddsix ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:51PM

Jump Up Wrote:
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> I used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun and they
> all would react the same way. They would always
> jump straight up, like they were being trapped and
> were trying to get away.

Good effort Jump, but a deer rifle works better. If you hit them just right, all that’s left is a nose and a tail

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: October 01, 2018 05:23PM

Jump Up and 30 odd six,

If FCPD would sanction it, I could break out the Remington 870 and use either turkey shot or buck shot. This would certainly stop even the most super-powered rodent. With little risk to people. I understand the police are busy with human criminals so they could deputize me as an animal control officer.

Fear The Squirrel,

I have noted your outreach efforts for the latino painters. We could make this a sanctuary thread, and I will offer to converse with them in Spanish if they would feel more comfortable.

I am retired now, and I have the time to serve my community.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rookies ()
Date: October 01, 2018 07:19PM

Thirtyoddsix Wrote:
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> Jump Up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun and
> they
> > all would react the same way. They would
> always
> > jump straight up, like they were being trapped
> and
> > were trying to get away.
>
> Good effort Jump, but a deer rifle works better.
> If you hit them just right, all that’s left is a
> nose and a tail


.204 Ruger with 40gr vmax.


Exploding%20squirrel%20gif_zpslsyanqxk.g

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Get back to work you dipshit ()
Date: October 02, 2018 09:04AM

This entire post is proof positive that federal employees have way too much time on their hands and really need to be assigned some real work.

Thanks, Cary, for dragging our national productivity down to new depths of depravity.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 02, 2018 07:21PM

^^^ Hey dipshit as plainly stated above Lucky is retired and I am as well. BTW WTF were you doing on FFXU at 9 am? No doubt you are unemployed and taking a break from masturbating to porn in your parents basement

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: HillsboroHenrietta ()
Date: October 03, 2018 07:54AM

Get back to work you dipshit Wrote:
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> This entire post is proof positive that federal
> employees have way too much time on their hands
> and really need to be assigned some real work.
>
> Thanks, Cary, for dragging our national
> productivity down to new depths of depravity.

Hey asshole, imagine if someone bashed your efforts like that. What are you doing on this forum then anyway? Go back to playing WoW in your moms basement, you heartless bastard. #godblessamerica

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I'm loving it ()
Date: October 06, 2018 12:00AM

Today I was the McDonald's pictured above. While there I ordered two big Macs, a large order of fries and a large diet Coke. I ate it in my car because the place was crowded. All of a sudden a squirrel jumped in my car, grabbed my fries and leapt out. Perhaps it is the squirrel referred to in this post. I have a feeling I wasn't the only one he did this too, because he was farting as he ran off into the distance

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: October 06, 2018 04:13AM

Soccer-style Wrote:
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> I would kick that squirrel across Lee Hwy.

sure you would, fatty.

Come at me bro! me and my boys will light you up and piss you out
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squirrel-training.jpg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 06, 2018 07:24AM

Furman Wrote:
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> Soccer-style Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would kick that squirrel across Lee Hwy.
>
> sure you would, fatty.
>
> Come at me bro! me and my boys will light you up
> and piss you out

What more evidence do we need that this menace exists? He is admitting to his deeds and laughing in our faces. Bastard!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 06, 2018 08:21AM

Given a choice Furman prefers potato products but has been known to take McNuggets. He has also knocked over a number of drinks including one hot coffee that burned a lady.
If you spot Furman the best thing to do is throw a couple fries on the ground. He will take them and spare you the attack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 06, 2018 09:14AM

Sage advice Microcenter Man. Perhaps the best thing to do is to declare some sort of detente with this evil menace until we can muster more forces to ultimately defeat him and his marauding kind.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 07, 2018 03:57PM

One of the guys I work with got this shot of Furman eating fries right on top of the big tombstone. Furman then took a dump on the thing, no respect! Furman is getting fat too.
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Furman (1).jpeg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 07, 2018 07:44PM

Good picture of Furman, the disrespectful little bastard. Taking a dump on a historical tombstone is low, especially after stealing fries from the living. He is a menace. Hopefully he gets high cholesterol from eating all that saturated fat and drops dead of a heart attack

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demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: GJJJD ()
Date: October 10, 2018 12:57PM

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Police had to remove a woman who brought an “emotional support squirrel” on a Frontier Airlines flight headed from Orlando, Florida, to Cleveland.

The woman claimed that the squirrel "spoke to me in my head" and demanded to be flown to the Washington, D.C. area. "I tried to resist it", she cried, breaking down emotionally. "I boarded that plane to Cleveland instead of the flight to Dulles airport, trying to prevent the demon from reaching his destination...it was all I could do!"

Frontier says the passenger had noted in her reservation that she was bringing an emotional support animal with her on Flight 1612 Tuesday night. But she did not indicate it was a squirrel.

Police requested the other passengers disembark while officers dealt with the woman, who was eventually escorted into the main terminals. "Midgetville! The squirrels are demons who used to be midgets! Can't you SEE? Oh my God!" she wailed as she was led off sobbing.

The flight left for Cleveland about two hours later.

https://wtop.com/trending-now/2018/10/flight-delayed-after-woman-brings-squirrel-on-plane/

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 10, 2018 11:04PM

GJJJD Wrote:
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> ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Police had to remove a
> woman who brought an “emotional support
> squirrel” on a Frontier Airlines flight headed
> from Orlando, Florida, to Cleveland.
>
> The woman claimed that the squirrel "spoke to me
> in my head" and demanded to be flown to the
> Washington, D.C. area. "I tried to resist it",
> she cried, breaking down emotionally. "I boarded
> that plane to Cleveland instead of the flight to
> Dulles airport, trying to prevent the demon from
> reaching his destination...it was all I could
> do!"
>
> Frontier says the passenger had noted in her
> reservation that she was bringing an emotional
> support animal with her on Flight 1612 Tuesday
> night. But she did not indicate it was a
> squirrel.
>
> Police requested the other passengers disembark
> while officers dealt with the woman, who was
> eventually escorted into the main terminals.
> "Midgetville! The squirrels are demons who used
> to be midgets! Can't you SEE? Oh my God!" she
> wailed as she was led off sobbing.
>
> The flight left for Cleveland about two hours
> later.
>
> https://wtop.com/trending-now/2018/10/flight-delay
> ed-after-woman-brings-squirrel-on-plane/

See what happens when you befriend these bastards

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: more infoe ()
Date: October 11, 2018 03:12PM

"It’s not uncommon to see squirrels on a college campus. After all, there are usually a lot of trees and plenty of food dropped by students who are eating outside or between classes. However, if these little furry creatures did suddenly decide to turn on humans, there is no better place for them to attack than these very schools where they are known to congregate.This is exactly what happened in 2017 at Indiana University–Purdue University Indianapolis. All across the campus, there were multiple reports of squirrels running up to students and biting their ankles as they walked by during the summer term.The school’s website began posting public service announcements to students to let them know that they should not feed the squirrels like pets. Apparently, if squirrels become trained to expect food from humans, they get lazy and stop hunting for food on their own. Then, when the food supply suddenly stops like during summer break, they become aggressive every time they see a human."

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 12, 2018 07:38AM

I’ll also refer you to this highly informative article. Apparently these little demon bastards attack the elderly. Probably because they can’t run as fast and put up less of a fight

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/squirrel-attacks-people-florida-senior-center/

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 12, 2018 05:19PM

more infoe Wrote:
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> "It’s not uncommon to see squirrels on a college
> campus. After all, there are usually a lot of
> trees and plenty of food dropped by students who
> are eating outside or between classes. However, if
> these little furry creatures did suddenly decide
> to turn on humans, there is no better place for
> them to attack than these very schools where they
> are known to congregate.This is exactly what
> happened in 2017 at Indiana University–Purdue
> University Indianapolis. All across the campus,
> there were multiple reports of squirrels running
> up to students and biting their ankles as they
> walked by during the summer term.The school’s
> website began posting public service announcements
> to students to let them know that they should not
> feed the squirrels like pets. Apparently, if
> squirrels become trained to expect food from
> humans, they get lazy and stop hunting for food on
> their own. Then, when the food supply suddenly
> stops like during summer break, they become
> aggressive every time they see a human."


I think this is exactly what turned Furman into a attack squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ()
Date: October 12, 2018 06:45PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywpCO0lZy0

tIRES OD SQUIRRELLS STEALING YOUR FOOD? GET A PET SNAKE....mR sCUTES'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM FOR YOU....

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Zombie Squirrel Juice ()
Date: October 12, 2018 06:49PM

Most likely PCBs from electronic waste leaking out of the Micro Center dumpsters draining into the cemetery.


4443576699_e2ee3958d5_b.jpg

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: sailing fast ()
Date: October 13, 2018 07:46AM

Leaving PanAm last night I saw a Lincoln MKS run over a squirrel. I thought it might have been Furman.

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 13, 2018 09:20AM

sailing fast Wrote:
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> Leaving PanAm last night I saw a Lincoln MKS run
> over a squirrel. I thought it might have been
> Furman.

Way to keep your eye out, Sailing. Let us pray that this demon has been eliminated. Did you see the actual lifeless remains or just the incident?
Furman is wily and smart, in addition to being evil, so he may have found a way to survive the collision, or may have even pushed one of his unsuspecting squirrel counterparts into oncoming traffic to throw us off. I suggest we remain vigilant until his demise is confirmed.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Drive n Dine ()
Date: October 13, 2018 09:34AM

I’ll go to that McDonalds for lunch today and see if I can find the little fucker, dead or alive.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dennis Headle ()
Date: October 13, 2018 01:53PM

Furman will stop all this shit when it gets colder outside.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 14, 2018 07:52PM

Won't he become worse in the winter when his nuts will be buried in snow?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nutrition Nate ()
Date: October 14, 2018 09:29PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Won't he become worse in the winter when his nuts
> will be buried in snow?


If he steals plenty of Mc Nuggets, he won’t need his nuts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Victim ()
Date: October 14, 2018 09:49PM

Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a man dressed up as a squirrel.

He was so well disguised, I thought he was an actual squirrel, so I didn't get my pepper spray out in time.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 14, 2018 11:18PM

Victim Wrote:
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> Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a man
> dressed up as a squirrel.
>
> He was so well disguised, I thought he was an
> actual squirrel, so I didn't get my pepper spray
> out in time.

That's a ridiculous tale (no pun intended). No one would believe it. Take it somewhere else

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Serious Sam ()
Date: October 15, 2018 12:02AM

Yes, let’s keep this thread serious. By the way, does he like Big Macs?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: VNUHK ()
Date: October 15, 2018 05:57AM

Victim Wrote:
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> Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a man dressed up as a squirrel.

Even the Bunnyman likes to go trick-or-treating!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gossip Guy ()
Date: October 15, 2018 07:18AM

I heard that Furman is tired of all the publicity, and he might go hide out in Midgetville.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 15, 2018 09:49PM

Perhaps but in the past, it has only served to embolden him and make his behavior worse. I wouldn’t count on him disappearing anytime soon

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Victim ()
Date: October 15, 2018 11:04PM

VNUHK Wrote:
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> Victim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a
> man dressed up as a squirrel.
>
> Even the Bunnyman likes to go trick-or-treating!

Funny you should say that. A few years ago, on the metro (the red line), a man dressed as a bunny actually hopped on top of me and molested my breasts.

Nobody tried to help me. They just watched.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Window Watcher ()
Date: October 16, 2018 12:26AM

Victim Wrote:
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> VNUHK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Victim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a
> > man dressed up as a squirrel.
> >
> > Even the Bunnyman likes to go
> trick-or-treating!
>
> Funny you should say that. A few years ago, on the
> metro (the red line), a man dressed as a bunny
> actually hopped on top of me and molested my
> breasts.
>
> Nobody tried to help me. They just watched.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Metro Rider ()
Date: October 16, 2018 07:14AM

Victim Wrote:
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> VNUHK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Victim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a
> > man dressed up as a squirrel.
> >
> > Even the Bunnyman likes to go
> trick-or-treating!
>
> Funny you should say that. A few years ago, on the
> metro (the red line), a man dressed as a bunny
> actually hopped on top of me and molested my
> breasts.
>
> Nobody tried to help me. They just watched.

I’ve never seen anyone dressed like a bunny on the red line and I ride it every day, so you’re definitely lying and probably a guy in drag. On the other hand I have seen Furman. PASC is not far from a metro station and I get my morning coffee at the McDonald’s before heading there. He was lying in wait as I came out the door, but once he saw all I had was coffee, all he did was stand on his hind legs, chatter furiously as if admonishing me, then scampered off in the direction of Michael’s

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Clank... ()
Date: October 16, 2018 07:32AM

FCPS must be doing a middle school fiction writing unit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Metro Rider ()
Date: October 16, 2018 01:44PM

Clank... Wrote:
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> FCPS must be doing a middle school fiction writing
> unit.

Are you saying I made this up?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ricky Rhodent ()
Date: October 17, 2018 12:01AM

Furman rules!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furry fiends ()
Date: October 17, 2018 04:05PM

Furman says hey

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 17, 2018 04:44PM

Furman is in for it now. Two kids were sitting with their Mom on the grass near the tombstones eating happy meals. Furman moved in and scattered food everywhere to get his beloved french fries. The woman freaked out and called 911. Animal control arrived later and took a report. Now Furman really has the county after him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Time to escalate ()
Date: October 17, 2018 04:46PM

38.jpg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 17, 2018 11:16PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman is in for it now. Two kids were sitting
> with their Mom on the grass near the tombstones
> eating happy meals. Furman moved in and scattered
> food everywhere to get his beloved french fries.
> The woman freaked out and called 911. Animal
> control arrived later and took a report. Now
> Furman really has the county after him.


Furman has survived this long and is way too clever for mere civil servants, no matter how brave. My money is on him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bill Murray ()
Date: October 18, 2018 11:33PM

Time to escalate Wrote:
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> src="http://www.brynmawrfilm.org/images/series/38.
> jpg">

I'm all right
Don't nobody worry about me
Why you gotta give me a fight
Who don't you just let me be

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nutley Commuter ()
Date: October 20, 2018 08:56AM

I believe I may have seen this furry bastard yesterday a little further up on Nutley, near the metro station. He ran across the road, almost causing an accident, then turned and hightailed it towards PASC, like he was looking for something.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chipmunk Charlie ()
Date: October 20, 2018 07:23PM

Furman says bump

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: E Warren ()
Date: October 21, 2018 11:40AM

Us native Americans eat squirrels. They are yummy, but not as good as buffalo meat.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: mcdouble ()
Date: October 21, 2018 02:54PM

I think this might be Furman.
Attachments:
furmanault (1).jpg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 22, 2018 07:16AM

This is all the proof I need he exists.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Detective Dan ()
Date: October 22, 2018 08:56AM

Looks like a positive ID chief.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: agent 22 ()
Date: October 22, 2018 03:49PM

Detective Dan Wrote:
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> Looks like a positive ID chief.


Looks like a weak photoshop.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 22, 2018 05:50PM

There is always someone who wants to piss on your corn flakes

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Tails ()
Date: October 22, 2018 08:34PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> There is always someone who wants to piss on your
> corn flakes


Furman will piss on your corn flakes. He prefers egg McMuffins for breakfast.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mickey D ()
Date: October 24, 2018 07:19AM

Another satisfied customer. Everyone likes my McMuffins. And hash browns are to die for.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Breakfast Bob ()
Date: October 24, 2018 07:52AM

I have noticed that he doesn’t like the McGriddles

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 24, 2018 11:53AM

The syrup gets stuck in his fur.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan Jerkinov ()
Date: October 24, 2018 04:57PM

This capitalist pig rodent must be destroyed! In my home country of Russia animals that do not respect our peoples are killed by the KGB.
I vill see dis rodent burning in hell before I see my frenched fries taken from me! Death to Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spymaster Sam ()
Date: October 24, 2018 05:47PM

Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
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> This capitalist pig rodent must be destroyed! In
> my home country of Russia animals that do not
> respect our peoples are killed by the KGB.
> I vill see dis rodent burning in hell before I see
> my frenched fries taken from me! Death to Furman!


Hey Ivan, be careful who you are messing with. Furman has contacts in the White House, and be able to arrange a strategic bombing of Moscow.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: C I A ()
Date: October 24, 2018 09:48PM

I am not authorized to speak on the record , however, you should be advised that any rodent from the USA can kick the ass out of any pussy ass Russian squirrel any time. Maybe that’s why yours are so easy to kill Ivan. Because they are all pussies. By the way, stop fucking with our elections too. We know what you are up to and are all over it. Putin’s gay and has a small limp penis

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fearless Leader ()
Date: October 24, 2018 10:02PM

American squirrel can beat up Russian moose AND Russian squirrel!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Front Royal Phil ()
Date: October 25, 2018 04:42AM

You city folks are funny, gettin all worked up about a squirrel. Out here in Front Royal we got bear problems. We got a bear named Meatball who keeps diggin in our trash cans and bustin up our bird feeders.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: October 25, 2018 07:18AM

Front Royal Phil Wrote:
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> You city folks are funny, gettin all worked up
> about a squirrel. Out here in Front Royal we got
> bear problems. We got a bear named Meatball who
> keeps diggin in our trash cans and bustin up our
> bird feeders.


Front Royal? To me you are also a city slicker . Give Meatball a honey glazed fried possum. Bears love it.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan Jerkinov ()
Date: October 26, 2018 12:48PM

Ivan is going to do investigation of this pan am place. Ivan can take care of this capitalist pig squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 27, 2018 01:11AM

Ivan Jerkinov Wrote:
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> Ivan is going to do investigation of this pan am
> place. Ivan can take care of this capitalist pig
> squirrel.


Are you crazy? You'll pull back a bloody stump if you try to touch him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Yanks all the way ()
Date: October 27, 2018 04:11AM

Furman can kick Ivan’s commie ass back to Moscow.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: mcfood ()
Date: October 27, 2018 07:04AM

I heard from another thread that the mcrib is coming back. I wonder if Furman will enjoy one of those things?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mickey D ()
Date: October 27, 2018 07:56AM

Of course he will enjoy the McRib. Everyone loves them which is why we are bringing them back. Goes great with fries, and a hot cherry pie, all washed down with a large soda. Yum!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Whisperer ()
Date: October 27, 2018 08:10AM

Mickey D Wrote:
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> Of course he will enjoy the McRib. Everyone loves
> them which is why we are bringing them back. Goes
> great with fries, and a hot cherry pie, all washed
> down with a large soda. Yum!


The only items Furman told me he doesn’t care for is the McGriddles. He’s not a big fan of the McChicken either. Prefers McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 27, 2018 08:42AM

This evil little bastard must be stopped. I'm surprised he hasn't branched to Glory Days or ran amok through the aisles of Safeway. Where will this all end?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Whisperer ()
Date: October 27, 2018 09:36AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> This evil little bastard must be stopped. I'm
> surprised he hasn't branched to Glory Days or ran
> amok through the aisles of Safeway. Where will
> this all end?


He cannot be stopped. He plans on raiding Glory Days soon for some wings. He will swoop into Safeway, knock down a few ailes, then go take a dump
in MicroCentre.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Earl Elephant ()
Date: October 27, 2018 11:51PM

Furman has been Spotted with a MSGA hat. Make squirrels great again.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mclovin ()
Date: October 28, 2018 12:26PM

This thread is no bullshit. I am not convinced that its the work of just one squirrel though. My neighbor was telling me about a squirrel jumping on his side view mirror and scratching at the glass like it wanted in the car. I think people have been feeding these squirrels and now they are dependant on handouts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 29, 2018 11:19PM

^^^ You could be right. There may be a horde of them doing this. Further down Nutley, at the intersection of Maple, I saw two off these bastards running together towards the Vienna Inn. Imagine the havoc they could wreak there

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: October 30, 2018 03:16AM

Yes, just last week I saw two squirrels eating Vienna Inn chili dogs on Maple Avenue.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sammy Sunoco ()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:09AM

My gas station isn’t that far away from the Inn. Now I know why these bastards are coming around. They run around the pumps, jump in and out of the garbage cans, and scare our customers with the gnashing of their teeth

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 31, 2018 07:12AM

Mike Mattress Wrote:
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> Yes, just last week I saw two squirrels eating
> Vienna Inn chili dogs on Maple Avenue.

If they were gray with bushy tails, sharp claws and big teeth, those were the same ones I saw. One was running slower than the other. Probably had a stomachache

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: October 31, 2018 08:32AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Mike Mattress Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, just last week I saw two squirrels eating
> > Vienna Inn chili dogs on Maple Avenue.
>
> If they were gray with bushy tails, sharp claws
> and big teeth, those were the same ones I saw. One
> was running slower than the other. Probably had a
> stomachache


Sounds about right. Last time I ate at VI I got a tummy ache too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chili Dogs ()
Date: October 31, 2018 09:33AM

Their chili dogs always punish my bowels. They taste good going down but light my insides on fire on the way out. They have to be worse for squirrels. After all, they are used to eating acorns

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: MD3 ()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:53AM

Where will Furman spend the winter?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:02PM

Anywhere he damn well pleases. He has a mind of his own

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: November 03, 2018 09:30AM

Just came back from my weekly shopping trip to Safeway. Parked near the cart return area and as I was returning to my car with my groceries, a big gray squirrel came running out between two cars and stopped, then stood up on it's hind legs, bared it's big sharp yellow teeth and glared menacingly at me. I froze in my tracks, afraid of the imminent attack. Luckily, another car drove by and must have frightened him, because he ran off. I may start shopping at Giant because of this terrifying incident. Isn't the company who owns the shopping center liable if this menace attacks someone?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 03, 2018 09:39AM

As far as I know Furman has not attacked anyone, unless you consider him jumping inside your vehicle and stealing food an attack. I mean he has not bitten or scratched anyone. Not yet anyway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent News Network ()
Date: November 03, 2018 10:54PM

Furman was spotted today destroying Aldies.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 05, 2018 12:37PM

I saw that on another thread as well. Furman is either a very well traveled menace or has many accomplices who he has put up to his misdeeds too. Either way I think we need to unite against this menace or it could be curtains for us all!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Voter 2018 ()
Date: November 07, 2018 07:37AM

I saw a squirrel yesterday at PanAm with an I Voted sticker on. Could Furman be part of the blue wave?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm today ()
Date: November 08, 2018 09:19PM

Was at PanAm today. Saw Furman wandering around between cars but did not attack my fries from McDonald’s. Must be wary of all the publicity he is getting on FFXU

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: November 09, 2018 03:13AM

Voter 2018 Wrote:
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> I saw a squirrel yesterday at PanAm with an I
> Voted sticker on. Could Furman be part of the blue
> wave?

Yes! He is Antifa. He assaults hard working people and steals their stuff. Definitely blue wave while relying on capitalism for his existence.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tucker ()
Date: November 09, 2018 04:18PM

Was he among the crowd banging on my door last night and scaring my wife?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Setting the facts straight ()
Date: November 09, 2018 09:02PM

Furman doesn’t care about politics. He only cares about food. He needs to stock up on McNuggets for the winter.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 10, 2018 07:51AM

We finally figured out exactly where Furman lives!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 10, 2018 08:06AM

Good job Microcenter man. You caught him red handed too. But I caution you that this may just be a deception by the wily Furman, showing his face in front of some other squirrel hole, just to throw us off. He is very clever

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Miles McSpy ()
Date: November 10, 2018 10:28PM

Furman is so clever that squirrel may be a decoy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: big mac eater ()
Date: November 17, 2018 03:57PM

That fucking squirrel was on the move today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 22, 2018 07:55PM

Furman had turkey and stuffing today, taking a break from his beloved mcnuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:50AM

Was it a black squirrel?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: CVS shopping ()
Date: November 24, 2018 11:38AM

Just left CVS after picking up prescription and some early Christmas things. It appears to sleeting, which is keeping Furman in hiding. Even though the weather is bad, might want to go to PanAm now while the coast is clear

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mama McCoon ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:39PM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> Was it a black squirrel?


A black squirrel is a squirrel that dindu nuffin.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 25, 2018 10:01AM

Furman is on the move today. People are leaving their windows up and furman is not happy about it. I saw him on the hood of a kia watching an old man eating hash browns. Maybe I will toss him a couple fries on my lunch break.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: November 27, 2018 11:38AM

I believe I may have seen this rodent today after leaving Michaels. He was scampering across the parking lot with something brown in his mouth. Does he have a big bushy tail?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: lost fries ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:06PM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> I believe I may have seen this rodent today after
> leaving Michaels. He was scampering across the
> parking lot with something brown in his mouth.
> Does he have a big bushy tail?


That's him allrite!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @CVS ()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:07PM

The warmer weather must have brought this little bastrd out today. He stole the McNuggets out of my car while I was in CVS picking up a prescription. Something must be done about this scourge!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:42PM

I saw McDonalds employees feeding Furman some fries today. They are not helping with the situation.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 01, 2018 08:56PM

Why would they encourage him like that? Should we boycott them?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Top informant ()
Date: December 01, 2018 10:57PM

My top source informs me that his favorite list is as follows =
1.McNuggets
2.french fries
3.Big MAC
4.Quarter Pounder with cheese
5.fish filet

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:46AM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> I saw McDonalds employees feeding Furman some
> fries today. They are not helping with the
> situation.

McDonalds management sends them out to bait him. People who want regular fries order the large fries because they know Furman is going to steal half of them and that drives up sales. The manager got a Porsche (paid cash) with the added sales.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Loving It ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:49AM

What an ingenious plan! He doesn't care that he is unleashing this menace on the rest of us

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Maple Ave Giant ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:30PM

I was at the Giant on Maple today and saw a very large squirrel being chased by the parking lot attendant. Is it possible Furman has moved on from PASC?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:17AM

Furman and the McDonalds manager have teamed up to franchise the 'steal your nuggets' idea. They are going to start locally, but will go coast to coast and, later, international. You will know if you were robbed by a franchisee by the uniform - they will look like Furman. Their slogan was going to be, "Fear the Squirrel", but some turtle turdle from across the river claimed he had the copyright. I think they are going to go with. "Guard Your Nuts!" so they can expand into snack foods.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Protect Your Nuts ()
Date: December 06, 2018 07:40AM

I have a T-shirt that says protect your nuts and the image of a squirrel. A judge may consider guard your nuts close enough for a copyright infringement

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spotter ()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:29PM

Coast is clear now at 4:30 PM if you want to get a Big Mac or some fries.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: so much better than you ()
Date: December 07, 2018 08:57PM

The rodent has caused more than enough trouble. He needs to be killed.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Zookeeper 1 ()
Date: December 07, 2018 10:22PM

so much better than you Wrote:
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> The rodent has caused more than enough trouble. He
> needs to be killed.


Good luck with that. Furman is indestructible.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Killer ()
Date: December 07, 2018 10:29PM

Let me at that little bastard. I’ll tear him limb from limb

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 07, 2018 11:23PM

Be careful around Furman. Inside sources tell me that he just signed up for a NRA Life Membership and ordered something from Smith & Wesson.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Zookeeper 1 ()
Date: December 07, 2018 11:48PM

NoMo Wrote:
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> Be careful around Furman. Inside sources tell me
> that he just signed up for a NRA Life Membership
> and ordered something from Smith & Wesson.


Yes, rumor is that he has an Arsenal hidden in a tree somewhere behind micro center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 08, 2018 08:35AM

Once again this morning I see Furman running around and McDonalds employees feeding him hash browns. They toss the hash browns out of the pick-up window and Furman stashes them somewhere before returning to the pick-up window to beg for more. Now that people are leaving their car windows up Furman has been sitting on car hoods trying to look cute so people will roll down the window, that's when he makes his move. He has been known to slam a entire happy meal on the asphalt and rip the cardboard to release the 4 piece mcnuggets that are inside.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 08, 2018 09:13AM

Obviously the cold weather has caused him to up his game and become more bold. Sitting on hoods is behavior that we have not seen before. I fear we are entering a whole new phase of this scourge, fraught with peril and more dangerous than ever before. Be safe Microcenter man, you are in grave danger

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: December 08, 2018 10:16PM

I saw Furman grab about 5 McNuggets from an old lady today around 2:25.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Ray ()
Date: December 11, 2018 12:37AM

Charlie Chipmunk Wrote:
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> I saw Furman grab about 5 McNuggets from an old
> lady today around 2:25.

That damn menace doesn’t even respect the elderly. I bet he would take a McNugget from a baby

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry for a egg McMuffin ()
Date: December 11, 2018 05:26AM

I plan on going there for breakfast soon. If he tries to steal my hash brown, I will kick his furry ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry for egg mcMuffin ()
Date: December 11, 2018 07:23AM

I am there now, but I don’t see the little shithead anywhere.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Laying In Wait ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:41AM

Just when you don’t expect it, expect it.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Inspector Ivan ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:05PM

Is that pic really Furman, or one of his decoys?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:59PM

You’ll never know until he jumps into your car and makes off with your McNuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 12, 2018 06:28AM

That's a scary thought. Furman could be part of a squirrel mafia crime family - The Squirreleone family. Part of the MS(Mafia Squirrel)13 gang.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Luka Bratzi’s pet mouse ()
Date: December 12, 2018 02:41PM

NoMo Wrote:
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> That's a scary thought. Furman could be part of a
> squirrel mafia crime family - The Squirreleone
> family. Part of the MS(Mafia Squirrel)13 gang.


Be very careful mentioning the mafia, or you could end up swimming with the fish’s.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: December 13, 2018 10:25AM

I only had two hash browns this morning. Will someone please come get me some McNuggets?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: December 14, 2018 09:14AM

I was very successful this morning. Snatched two hash browns, one egg McMuffin and one McGriddle

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:10AM

A girl who works at Mcdonalds told me that Furman went after a Toyota minivan in the drive-thru. She said he was trying to get in the window and the lady behind the wheel got scared and floored it causing furman to slide across the hood and did a barrel roll on the asphalt. He apparently was not injured because he was right back at his usual tricks an hour later going after another patron who was eating in the parking lot. Furman is getting bolder all the time.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wrong Info ()
Date: December 14, 2018 12:20PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> A girl who works at Mcdonalds told me that Furman
> went after a Toyota minivan in the drive-thru. She
> said he was trying to get in the window and the
> lady behind the wheel got scared and floored it
> causing furman to slide across the hood and did a
> barrel roll on the asphalt. He apparently was not
> injured because he was right back at his usual
> tricks an hour later going after another patron
> who was eating in the parking lot. Furman is
> getting bolder all the time.

Fake news! Pan Am McDonalds doesn’t have a drive-thru.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: think about it...... ()
Date: December 14, 2018 12:59PM

Wrong Info Wrote:
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> microcenter employee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A girl who works at Mcdonalds told me that
> Furman
> > went after a Toyota minivan in the drive-thru.
> She
> > said he was trying to get in the window and the
> > lady behind the wheel got scared and floored it
> > causing furman to slide across the hood and did
> a
> > barrel roll on the asphalt. He apparently was
> not
> > injured because he was right back at his usual
> > tricks an hour later going after another patron
> > who was eating in the parking lot. Furman is
> > getting bolder all the time.
>
> Fake news! Pan Am McDonalds doesn’t have a
> drive-thru.


Good job Einstein. Looks like you were the last one to figure that one out.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: December 18, 2018 11:57AM

If they had a drive-thru, it would be easier to grab food

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:21AM

Furman, I ran over a squirrel on the toll road last night to punish you and your kind for your dastardly food stealing ways. We might have to win this war one of you bushy tailed bastards at a time

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: hear the sounds ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:41AM

Truth and Wisdom Wrote:
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> Furman, I ran over a squirrel on the toll road
> last night to punish you and your kind for your
> dastardly food stealing ways. We might have to
> win this war one of you bushy tailed bastards at a
> time


For 11 years I lived on a 22 acre lot in Fauquier county, mostly wooded. I started shooting these tree rats with a good pellet rifle. I gave them to a neighbor who enjoyed squirrel meat. I estimate that I killed at least 200 of them a year for 5 years and there was no noticable reduction in the squirrel population at all. These things must come straight from hell.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 22, 2018 11:20AM

^^^ Thanks for doing your part to keep America safe from this scourge

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Lover ()
Date: December 24, 2018 10:15AM

I'm going to drive by the PanAm later and give Furman a large Mcnuggets and fries for Christmas

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Lover ()
Date: December 25, 2018 05:37AM

Squirrel Lover Wrote:
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> I'm going to drive by the PanAm later and give
> Furman a large Mcnuggets and fries for Christmas


Try to also get by some morning and get Furman some hash browns. Furman loves hash browns.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:01AM

Furman is getting fat and someone has been giving him beer.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Drunk guy ()
Date: December 25, 2018 10:46AM

Damn, the next thing will be someone getting him the hard stuff.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 25, 2018 06:15PM

Furman must be concerned about how much weight he is gaining. Notice he is drinking light beer. Less filling. Tastes great.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mole ()
Date: December 26, 2018 10:47PM

Rodent bump.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:25PM

Squirrel Stew
At least the little SOB would contribute something to society.

Ingredients

3 squirrels, cut into serving pieces
Salt
Flour for dusting
1/3 cup olive oil
2 cups sliced onion
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 heaping tablespoon tomato paste
1 cup white wine
1/4 cup cider vinegar
1 heaping teaspoon dried savory or oregano
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 heaping tablespoon paprika
2 to 3 cups of whole peeled tomatoes, torn into large pieces
1 pound smoked sausage, such as kielbasa or linguica, sliced into bite-sized pieces
1 pound greens, kale, chard, collards, wild greens, etc
black pepper to taste

Instructions

Salt the squirrel pieces well and then dust in flour. Heat the olive oil in a large Dutch oven or other heavy, lidded pot over medium-high heat. Brown the squirrels in batches, being sure to not overcrowd the pot. Move the browned pieces to a plate or cutting board while you cook the rest.
When the squirrels have been nicely browned, remove them all from the pot and add the onion. Saute the onion until it just begins to brown on the edges, about 6 to 8 minutes. Add the garlic and cook another minute. Add the tomato paste, mix well and cook this for 2 to 3 minutes, stirring often.
Pour in the white wine, vinegar and about 1 quart of water. Add the savory, red pepper flakes and paprika, then the torn-up tomatoes, then the squirrel. Mix well and bring to a simmer. Add salt to taste and cook gently until the squirrel wants to fall off the bone, about 90 minutes. Fish out all the squirrel pieces and pull them off the bone -- this makes the stew a lot easier to eat. Return them to the pot.
Add the smoked sausage and the greens and cook until the greens are done, about 10 minutes (If you are using collards, they need more than 10 minutes to cook so adjust accordingly). Add salt, black pepper, chile and vinegar to taste and serve with crusty bread.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: December 27, 2018 05:24AM

This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel. Try that recipe with possum and let Furman survive.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 27, 2018 09:42AM

Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel.
> Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> survive.

Furman survives at mankind's peril

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ummmm ()
Date: December 27, 2018 08:57PM

Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel.
> Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> survive.

I think you mean "opossum". Possums live in Australia.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: December 27, 2018 09:00PM

Ummmm Wrote:
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> Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> > recipe. Possum is a little tastier than
> squirrel.
> > Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> > survive.
>
> I think you mean "opossum". Possums live in
> Australia.

Sorry boss, I ain’t the best speller, but I do
Make a killer opossum stew

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Busy tail league ()
Date: December 28, 2018 02:01AM

Bushy tail bump

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry redneck ()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:23AM

Had lunch today at PanAm Micky dees, but didn’t see the rodent anywhere.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 2019 Squirrel ()
Date: January 01, 2019 02:03AM

Furman was resting up today, getting ready for his big New year's Eve bash. He loves watching the ball drop, it reminds him of acorns falling from a tree

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flying High ()
Date: January 01, 2019 06:36AM

He should be arriving at McDonalds soon. The best cure for a hangover is hash browns and coffee.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 01, 2019 02:57PM

With no rain and warm temperatures today people are eating their Mcdonalds food in their cars with the windows down. You know the rest, we have heard the screams.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rumor mill rat ()
Date: January 03, 2019 05:37AM

My spy’s tell me that Furman is planning a secret invasion of Glory Days. He has been craving wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I am not amused ()
Date: January 03, 2019 10:12PM

Look the F out Wrote:
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> I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car
> eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel jumped
> in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass!
> This thing scared the shit out of me!


The House will pass a bill to outlaw assault squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NRA enforcer ()
Date: January 03, 2019 10:35PM

I am not amused Wrote:
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> Look the F out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car
> > eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel
> jumped
> > in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass!
> > This thing scared the shit out of me!
>
>
> The House will pass a bill to outlaw assault
> squirrels.

Furman says let Nancy Pelosi come try and catch him. He will
assault her ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 04, 2019 10:00PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: empty nester ()
Date: January 05, 2019 08:38AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Apparently Furman has changed his diet
> https://www.google.com/amp/amp.fox5atlanta.com/fac
> ebook-instant/egg-roll-eating-squirrel-captivates-
> hungry-internet


That squirrel is from New York City! Maybe he is related to Furman though.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dan Dumpling ()
Date: January 05, 2019 09:42AM

I don’t know where there nearest Chinese restaurant to PanAm, but someone could let Furman know. He might want to change his diet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nutley Shopper ()
Date: January 05, 2019 12:19PM

I believe there is a Lo’s and China Inn in or around that shopping center. Chinese food would definitely be lower in cholesterol and fats that could turn Furman into a tubby unhealthy wreck

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Acorn news alert= ()
Date: January 08, 2019 05:06PM

Furman almost choked to death today while eating a Big Mac

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: So sorry ()
Date: January 10, 2019 07:53AM

Acorn news alert= Wrote:
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> Furman almost choked to death today while eating a
> Big Mac


Poor thing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 12, 2019 03:39PM

No sign of Furman for two days now. I wonder if he got run over by a car. Maybe he sensed the onset of snow and took cover.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: George Gerbil ()
Date: January 12, 2019 04:00PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> No sign of Furman for two days now. I wonder if he
> got run over by a car. Maybe he sensed the onset
> of snow and took cover.


Furman is waiting out the storm in his secret hiding place, with his stash of McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 13, 2019 09:41PM

Squirrels don’t like to come out in the snow because their footprints can be tracked back to their lairs. They have very strong survival instincts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Howard Hamster ()
Date: January 13, 2019 10:45PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Squirrels don’t like to come out in the snow
> because their footprints can be tracked back to
> their lairs. They have very strong survival
> instincts


Yes , and Furman was smart enough to have a good supply of McNuggets, hash browns and nuts stashed away.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: jimbo slice ()
Date: January 14, 2019 12:17PM

This thread is crazy but there is some truth to it. Back in September I was sitting in my pickup eating Mcdonalds at Panam. Out of nowhere this squirrel landed on my sideview mirror and tried to get into my truck! I picked up my kindle fire and smacked the shit out of that thing and it ran away. That squirrel is friggin crazy!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm shopper ()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:33PM

Today while at the PanAm, I saw a big bushy tailed squirrel with his cheeks stuffed with food running away from a pile of empty ketchup cups in the parking lot. After reading this thread
I am convinced I saw Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Buffalo Barfly ()
Date: January 18, 2019 11:09PM

I left Glory Days in PanAm about an
hour ago, and as I was leaving I am pretty sure I saw a squirrel running out the door with a chicken wing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @ PanAm ()
Date: January 19, 2019 08:30PM

I was at the Pan Am today and though I did not see Furman I did see little squirrel footprints in the snow. He is definitely on the prowl

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Concerned Guy ()
Date: January 21, 2019 05:30PM

Will the little guy be okay in this cold weather?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: January 21, 2019 08:42PM

Concerned Guy Wrote:
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> Will the little guy be okay in this cold weather?


Don't worry. If you look close, there's a small extension cord running from the Mickey D's to a nearby tree for his heater. They take care of their best salesman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:08PM

Furman has not been active lately due to the cold temps but he will probably be on the prowl when it warms up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Near miss ()
Date: January 26, 2019 09:12AM

Just saw Furman almost get hit in microcenter parking lot by a black Jeep with monster tires .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 26, 2019 11:34AM

Furman will never go down that easy. He is way too wise and cunning to get hit by a car, even one with monster tires

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @Panam Now ()
Date: January 27, 2019 10:51AM

Rumors of Furman’s demise are greatly exaggerated. Just saw him running from the wooded area behind Microcenter towards McDonald’s. And boy did he look hungry

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brand new news alert ()
Date: January 28, 2019 02:05PM

Just Furman eating two McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 30, 2019 07:13AM

Furman is getting bolder all the time. He has been seen near the entrance door to McDees. Sooner or later he is going to work up the nerve to run inside and harvest his meals right off the table, maybe even heading directly to the fryers. If he starts doing that animal control will take the hunt to the next level.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brave n Bold ()
Date: January 30, 2019 07:45AM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman is getting bolder all the time. He has been
> seen near the entrance door to McDees. Sooner or
> later he is going to work up the nerve to run
> inside and harvest his meals right off the table,
> maybe even heading directly to the fryers. If he
> starts doing that animal control will take the
> hunt to the next level.

Furman is not afraid of animal control. He dares them to try and catch him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mcdonalds Worker ()
Date: January 31, 2019 08:08PM

I saw Furman tonight shivering and I felt sorry for him so I fed a few McNuggets. He seemed very grateful.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Passerby ()
Date: February 01, 2019 07:12PM

A snow camouflaged Furman. Observe the shreds of fries in the foreground
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 02, 2019 04:16PM

Oh Lordy! People are leaving their windows rolled down today and Furman went after a older couple in a Toyota Avalon. They freaked out and jumped out of the car. Furman made off with a half eaten filet o fish.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 03, 2019 09:32AM

The inclement weather is clearly making Furman bolder. He sounds like he is totally off his chain now and willing to do anything to feed his enormous appetite. I urge everyone going anywhere near the PanAm today to use extreme caution

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Elder abuse ()
Date: February 03, 2019 12:12PM

Furman seems to abuse the elderly the most. I just him grab a Quarterpounder from an older guy who was getting into a Honda CRV.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Younger Person ()
Date: February 03, 2019 01:04PM

^^^ That’s because they don’t put up as much of a fight. Furman wants McNuggets but not the shit slapped off him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman's Wife ()
Date: February 03, 2019 01:08PM

y'all humans are too stubborn. Just give him the food so he can feed me and our 323 little squirrlies, spill some blood in front of his tree as an offering, and make Furman a temple. Maybe he can leave you alone then.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Human Health Guy ()
Date: February 03, 2019 01:31PM

Furman's Wife Wrote:
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> y'all humans are too stubborn. Just give him the
> food so he can feed me and our 323 little
> squirrlies, spill some blood in front of his tree
> as an offering, and make Furman a temple. Maybe he
> can leave you alone then.


Hey Mrs Furman, we are just looking out for you and your family. All that McDonalds crap is not good for you. You will all start getting health problems soon. Furman might have a heart attack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: February 09, 2019 11:00AM

Acorns and other nuts are far better for squirrels not only because of their nutritional value but also assists in keeping their teeth sharp. Next time I am by the PamAm I am going to scatter a bag of peanut in the lot for Furman and his family

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: this has gone far enough ()
Date: February 09, 2019 11:55AM

I reported Furman to the animal control people and they have not done shit. Maybe rat poison stuffed inside Mcnuggets will take care of this!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 09, 2019 12:11PM

^^^ They are afraid of him, because they have went up against him before and emerged bruised and bloodied. Short of declaring all out war and calling out the national guard they are stymied. I advise you to proceed with caution in your attack on Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ivan the Snitch ()
Date: February 09, 2019 12:30PM

Be very careful comrades, Furman has high powered weapons he bought from Russian agents hidden in secret locations.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Bumper ()
Date: February 14, 2019 06:01PM

Furman just ate half a Big Mac

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bud Spud ()
Date: February 14, 2019 08:41PM

And 12 fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: February 15, 2019 12:13AM

FURMAN 2020!!

We've got the nuts.
It's time for the squirrel to bury them.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2019 10:20AM

I would vote for Furman. He's gotta be smarter than AOC

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Campaign Manager ()
Date: February 16, 2019 01:16PM

Trump will be his VP. Their slogan will be “vote for nuts and nuts”

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Voter ()
Date: February 16, 2019 01:31PM

Furman doesn't need a VP. He can run the country as well as he runs for Mcnuggets and defend the Constitution as well as he defends his nuts. Furman 2020

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 17, 2019 02:09PM

I heard there has been no sign of Furman for a couple days now. I am off today but I will do a welfare check on him at lunchtime tomorrow and I will check with the ladies at Mcdonalds and find out if they know anything. I wonder if he finally got squished by a dunlop or a firestone. He has had some close calls in the past. Furman is a pain in the ass but I do hope he is okay.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 17, 2019 02:37PM

Keep us posted Microcenter man. My guess is that Furman is simply taking a break from his nefarious activities and plotting his next move which will be even bigger and bolder

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm Pete ()
Date: February 17, 2019 03:28PM

I eat at that Mickey dees frequently, I’ll keep an eye out for him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’s Friend ()
Date: February 19, 2019 06:02PM

I was at the PanAm today and didn’t see Furman. I did feel sorry for the furry little guy so I left some fries and McNuggets in the parking lot for him

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: February 19, 2019 08:01PM

3 days with no Furman sighting - I'm getting nervous. I hope the Chinese restaurant hasn't depleted the local feline population to where they are searching for other free range protein. Furman's nuggets addiction may have slowed him down enough to let one of the ninja waiters catch him. If 'Bushy Tail Rat' appears on the menu, it's over. Especially if they serve it with fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: tow truck driver ()
Date: February 20, 2019 07:09AM

I'm in the Panam lot now. I do not see furman but I do see squirrel tracks in the snow.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Acorn bump ()
Date: February 22, 2019 01:54AM

Squirrel bump time

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: tow truck driver ()
Date: February 23, 2019 09:35AM

I stopped in at PanAm mickey dees for a biscuit and coffee about an hour ago. No sign of Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm Shopper ()
Date: February 23, 2019 12:03PM

I was there yesterday and though I didn’t spot Furman, I did see shreds of McNuggets and French Fries all over the side parking lot. They appeared to be all chewed up and gnashes over by a sharp toothed animal like Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: February 23, 2019 01:35PM

I did not see Furman today but one of the nice ladies at McDonalds told me that some kid dropped a happy meal in the parking lot yesterday and Furman jumped out from behind a trash can and made off with a chicken nugget so it appears he is still here and up to his usual antics.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: February 23, 2019 04:45PM

Good to know Furman is alive and well, and reports of his demise are greatly exaggerated

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon ()
Date: February 23, 2019 10:50PM

Rumor is soon he will make another attempt at running into Glory Days and grabbing a wing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: MTFPU ()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:06PM

I had to stop at Pan Am the other day, this little bastard stole my fries...

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: February 24, 2019 12:14AM

MTFPU Wrote:
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> I had to stop at Pan Am the other day, this little
> bastard stole my fries...

This is one of my favorite threads on here, and this is a great picture!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: kyle1 ()
Date: February 24, 2019 07:11AM

MTFPU Wrote:
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> I had to stop at Pan Am the other day, this little
> bastard stole my fries...
>
> .


I think that's Furman's cousin from SE Washington.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: vdkwp ()
Date: February 24, 2019 07:15AM

vdkwp

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Detective Dan ()
Date: February 24, 2019 07:22AM

Yes, that pic is either Furman’s cousin from SE DC, or Furman is wearing blackface.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Defending Furman ()
Date: February 24, 2019 10:22AM

^^^ Has to be the cousin. Furman is not a racist. He’s colorblind

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furman ()
Date: February 24, 2019 03:04PM

when I was at PanAm the other day, this fuck stole my fries and my big mac..
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rats ass ()
Date: February 24, 2019 03:59PM

Whoever this new guy is, he better watch out moving in on Furmans territory, even though he is a lot bigger than Furman, Furman is smarter and has high powered weapons.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Impostor ()
Date: February 24, 2019 06:19PM

The picture above is obviously a faker. Probably someone’s Halloween costume

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nut Lover ()
Date: February 28, 2019 10:04PM

I believe I saw Furman today near the woods adjacent to Michaels. He had a big nut stuffed in his mouth and was scampering towards a tree. Obviously people have not been as generous with the fries and McNuggets so he is returning to his roots

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Big Mac Attack ()
Date: February 28, 2019 10:20PM

Nut Lover Wrote:
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> I believe I saw Furman today near the woods
> adjacent to Michaels. He had a big nut stuffed in
> his mouth and was scampering towards a tree.
> Obviously people have not been as generous with
> the fries and McNuggets so he is returning to his
> roots


Once the weather gets warmer, he will go back to his old tactics of grabbing food out of the cars of people who are in the parking lot eating with their windows down.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: tow truck driver ()
Date: March 01, 2019 08:37AM

One of the other drivers told me he was jump starting a Mercury in the Panam lot yesterday and he had left the drivers door on the Mercury wide open. He said that a squirrel ran into the car and seemed to do a quick inspection of the interior before running back towards Mcdonalds. I told him he had just met Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 01, 2019 12:04PM

Furman is alive and well. He is probably waiting for the warmer weather to get back to his routine

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: itutiu ()
Date: March 04, 2019 05:55PM

I think Micky Dees there at Panam needs to get some creativity going and offer a Furman special--2fers at a reduced price, so folks can have an extra as insurance as they leave the store and attempt to safely get to their cars before the Furman effigy strikes. Drop one as squirrel interference bait and then run like hell with your other meal!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furmans cousin ()
Date: March 04, 2019 06:54PM

So I had to stop ar the PanAm McD's to piss. I come out of the building and this squirrel starts walking towards me. I start thinking here we go, I'm gettin robbed. But he politely askes me if I have any fries to spare. WTF? I wasn't expected that, he caught me off guard but I still managed to get a picture....
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Camouflage Cal ()
Date: March 04, 2019 09:29PM

Wow, Furmans a chameleon. He can go from grey to black to white.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 05, 2019 07:52AM

I saw Furman as I was parking my car just a few minutes ago. He was perched upon his favorite trash container. He is on the lookout, the hunt is on today boys.
Weather he's harassing a Hummer, terrorizing a Toyota or looting a Lincoln Furman will be on patrol.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ralph Rodent ()
Date: March 06, 2019 01:16AM

Furman was out again today scampering across the parking lot, cheeks stuffed with McNuggets. I saw an elderly couple looking at him aghast , an empty and torn bag from McDonald’s in their hands, no doubt the victims. He preys on the elderly because he knows they can’t run fast enough to catch him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Skippy Scout ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:39AM

I am heading over to McDonalds in about an hour, I will look for Furman. It’s cold so he will probably be looking for some warm McMuffins with sausage.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAmer ()
Date: March 09, 2019 10:49AM

FYI and beware, Furman is stalking near the McDonald’s today. Just saw him around 10:30. He looks hungry too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 09, 2019 03:41PM

PanAmer Wrote:
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> FYI and beware, Furman is stalking near the
> McDonald’s today. Just saw him around 10:30. He
> looks hungry too.


I am off tomorrow but I can only imagine what will be taking place in the Panam lot. 68 degrees means windows will be rolled down and McDonalds gets busy after church lets out. It is going to be a wild scene.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: dot mil ()
Date: March 10, 2019 10:38AM

Furman is not screwing around, beware!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 10, 2019 10:58AM

Looks like he has taken to automobiles and four wheel drives at that, to make his escapes even more difficult to stop. Furman has a high degree of intellect and the survival instinct

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sgt Carter ()
Date: March 10, 2019 12:47PM

Did he join the army, or did he steal that Jeep ?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mighty Mouse ()
Date: March 11, 2019 01:40PM

News Flash: I just Furman grab three Nuggets from an old lady in a Jetta, and he scampered away quickly.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: local news. ()
Date: March 13, 2019 05:56PM

I heard a call going out on the scanner this morning. A citizen at Panam was having breakfast in her vehicle at 9:43 am when she reported that a squirrel entered that vehicle through a open window and removed a hashbrown from a bag on the passenger seat then quickly departed the crime scene.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Weatherman Stan ()
Date: March 13, 2019 09:14PM

Gonna be 70 tomorrow. Folks better watch out leaving their windows down.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Curious and Fearful ()
Date: March 20, 2019 10:07PM

Just checking to see if there have been any more sightings of this menace. Need to go micro center for some computer equipment but don’t want to get bitten

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: March 21, 2019 05:59AM

You should be safe as long as you don't take your nuggets out. If he sees them, you could have a problem.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 21, 2019 06:39AM

I saw Furman yesterday afternoon. There was a couple car loads of what looked like high school kids. They were tossing fries to furman right and left. Each time he got a fry he would quickly run and stash it somewhere then quickly return to harvest another. The teenagers were enjoying the show that Furman was putting on for them. Perhaps Furman has reached a new level and has learned to interact with humans in a peaceful manor. Or perhaps Furman has just learned how to manipulate people for his own selfish needs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: gonna be flat squirrel ()
Date: March 21, 2019 10:04PM

fuck furman, last time I was at the dive shop that little bastard pulled a gun on me and demanded a tank of trimix

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 23, 2019 10:57AM

To micro center employee, We have seen the Furman and he is us.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Night Rodent Watchman ()
Date: March 23, 2019 11:17AM

gonna be flat squirrel Wrote:
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> fuck furman, last time I was at the dive shop that
> little bastard pulled a gun on me and demanded a
> tank of trimix


Which gun was it? He has an Arsenal hidden somewhere behind micro center, but I haven’t found it yet. He’s got a very good hiding place.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Alvin Chipmunk ()
Date: March 23, 2019 05:27PM

Furman is still abusing the elderly. I just saw him grab a handful of McNuggets from an old lady. He ran towards micro center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Albert Acorn ()
Date: March 24, 2019 08:32AM

Just ate at Mickey dees, Pan am, no sign of the little shit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: March 24, 2019 11:18AM

Furman will be lying low today so the coast is probably clear. We caught him out back last night gorging himself on the sushi and fried chicken we had to throw out because it expired with a few bushy tailed friends.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: local1. ()
Date: March 24, 2019 11:23AM

Seems like Squirrels rarely dumpster dive. Of course Furman is no ordinary squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: March 24, 2019 01:21PM

Albert Acorn Wrote:
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> Just ate at Mickey dees, Pan am, no sign of the
> little shit.

That's the whole point of Furman; you don't see him until he strikes. He's inhumanly fast.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Look Fast ()
Date: March 25, 2019 09:44PM

Gonna be 70 on Friday. Lots of windows will be down. Furman is getting ready for some fast grabbing window food raids.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: He so hungry ()
Date: March 27, 2019 06:04PM

Just saw him by micro center, looking hungry

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 28, 2019 04:50PM

I heard Furman had a incident with a VDOT truck today, he jumped on the side view mirror and a guy removed his hard hat and smacked Furman with it hard causing him to fall on his back. They said he ran off but looked like he was limping.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal News Alert ()
Date: March 29, 2019 06:14AM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> I heard Furman had a incident with a VDOT truck
> today, he jumped on the side view mirror and a guy
> removed his hard hat and smacked Furman with it
> hard causing him to fall on his back. They said he
> ran off but looked like he was limping.


Furman went to an emergency vet clinic and got checked out. They said it’s just a sprained leg, and it should heal
In a few days. He is however, looking for a good attorney, to possibly sue VDOT.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: greenprince ()
Date: March 29, 2019 06:52AM

Animal News Alert Wrote:
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> microcenter employee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I heard Furman had a incident with a VDOT truck
> > today, he jumped on the side view mirror and a
> guy
> > removed his hard hat and smacked Furman with it
> > hard causing him to fall on his back. They said
> he
> > ran off but looked like he was limping.
>
>
> Furman went to an emergency vet clinic and got
> checked out. They said it’s just a sprained leg,
> and it should heal
> In a few days. He is however, looking for a good
> attorney, to possibly sue VDOT.

VDOT is a scam. privatized roads are smoother, safer and cost less overall to build thanks to the relative absence of bureaucracy to earmark and plunder every red cent from a project.. one public bathroom in NYC cost four million smackaroos. the VDOT flaggers with their folgers buzz and blank stares are an insult to the american taxpayer I tell ya hwhat!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: npvju ()
Date: March 29, 2019 11:12PM

That McDonalds at PanAm is probably the most successful franchine in norther VA now due to the Furman admirers and tourists swarming in for a looksee and hopeful for a one-of-a-kind encounter with Furman. I can't wait until Furman gets married and teaches all the little ones the tricks of the "trade." Soon they will fan out to other McDonalds to expand their "business" territories.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 30, 2019 10:52AM

Furman probably owns stock in McDonald's. Stealing people's food makes them buy more to replace it, and that increases his ROI

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fairfax area man ()
Date: March 30, 2019 10:57AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Furman probably owns stock in McDonald's. Stealing
> people's food makes them buy more to replace it,
> and that increases his ROI


Years ago there was a aggressive food stealing squirrel at the Wendy's across from WT Woodson. I wonder if that could have been Furman's Dad or Grandfather?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 30, 2019 11:14AM

I wouldn't doubt it. Furman comes from a crime family as large and powerful as the Corleone's in the Godfather, trafficking in acorns and stolen fast food.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Captain McCluskey ()
Date: March 30, 2019 12:13PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> I wouldn't doubt it. Furman comes from a crime
> family as large and powerful as the Corleone's in
> the Godfather, trafficking in acorns and stolen
> fast food.


They also deal in prostitution, pimping out girl squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Clemenza ()
Date: March 30, 2019 02:25PM

If he fucks with us, we'll have to go to the mattresses

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Don Corleone ()
Date: March 30, 2019 05:14PM

If Furman fucks with us, I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: emergency vet ()
Date: March 31, 2019 10:58AM

Furman took a nasty fall the other day when he got into it with the vdot guy. He will be okay after some therapeutic massage.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Lives ()
Date: March 31, 2019 12:53PM

Furman looks like he is really enjoying his massage. Do you think he will receive a happy ending?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: n6wem ()
Date: March 31, 2019 03:26PM

Furman Lives Wrote:
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> Furman looks like he is really enjoying his
> massage. Do you think he will receive a happy
> ending?


how do you know furman isn't really furwoman??

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Micro center worker ()
Date: March 31, 2019 03:51PM

n6wem Wrote:
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> Furman Lives Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Furman looks like he is really enjoying his
> > massage. Do you think he will receive a happy
> > ending?
>
>
> how do you know furman isn't really furwoman??


I’ve seen his teenie weenie.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: nhxve ()
Date: March 31, 2019 04:20PM

Micro center worker Wrote:
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> n6wem Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Furman Lives Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Furman looks like he is really enjoying his
> > > massage. Do you think he will receive a happy
> > > ending?
> >
> >
> > how do you know furman isn't really furwoman??
>
>
> I’ve seen his teenie weenie.

TMI Ravi, TMI

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gregory Gizzards ()
Date: March 31, 2019 06:10PM

Ravi doesn’t like Squirrels, too small. Prefers goats and sheep.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: pointing out the obvious ()
Date: March 31, 2019 08:08PM

Gregory Gizzards Wrote:
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> Ravi doesn’t like Squirrels, too small. Prefers
> goats and sheep.


He may like goats and sheep for giving, but we all know it's horses for recieving

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: vincentvangofuckyourself ()
Date: April 01, 2019 09:22PM

emergency vet Wrote:
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> Furman took a nasty fall the other day when he got
> into it with the vdot guy. He will be okay after
> some therapeutic massage.

go fuck yourself papist scum

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: April 03, 2019 07:35AM

According to the ladies at McDonalds Furman went into a Corolla yesterday through an open sunroof and scared the living shit out of two fat women that were eating inside the car causing one woman to spill her chocolate shake all over herself. Furman made off with a single chicken nugget.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Important question ()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:06AM

I wonder if Furman finds it easier to get in a car through the sunroof or a window.
Discuss

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Al the answer man ()
Date: April 03, 2019 09:16PM

Important question Wrote:
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> I wonder if Furman finds it easier to get in a car
> through the sunroof or a window.
> Discuss


Probably a sunroof

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: theoneandonly ()
Date: April 04, 2019 02:09AM

Ivan the Snitch Wrote:
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> Be very careful comrades, Furman has high powered
> weapons he bought from Russian agents hidden in
> secret locations.

you fools. he's obviously a neutral Canadian peacekeeper from CSIS sent down from above to keep orange man from nuking putin's brains out (and vice versa).. he's been itchng to go back home ever since legalization but you dunderheads keep at it so hes stuck taping gps trackers under cars and adding tranquilizer to french fries indefinitely. being Canadian is like being surrounded by disabled hyenas when you just wanna maybe get some time hortons and go ice fishin eh

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: timhortons ()
Date: April 04, 2019 03:13AM

furman probably appreciate all of the frips and nuggets you folks keep tossing him, but you hoseheads dont know a darn thing about tim hortons. timmy's has the best poutine on the planet (limited time only https://jumpradio.ca/news/4276306/you-can-now-order-a-poutine-at-tim-hortons-locations-across-canada/ )

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: dudleydoright ()
Date: April 04, 2019 04:10AM

Fearless Leader Wrote:
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> American squirrel can beat up Russian moose AND
> Russian squirrel!

Boris and Natasha are no match for the squirrels of CSIS! why do you think the Canadian border is wide open while the orange man screams about walls further south? Furman cut his teeth tranquilizing, chipping and releasing Ruskies trying to sneak thru Saskatchewan! when they unwittingly matriculate south they are fed heaping doses of counterintelligence, converted to capitalism and then they get plopped out to pasture right back in Canada with a lifetime supply of tim hortons! if it werent for these brave little Canadian squirrels Americans wouldve been wearing red and eating blini decades ago. someone go buy furman some pouine eh?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: April 04, 2019 04:32AM

God! I don't know which is worse; being overrun by the Russians or saved by the Canadians.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furmanshomie ()
Date: April 04, 2019 04:36AM

Night Rodent Watchman Wrote:
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>
> Which gun was it? He has an Arsenal hidden
> somewhere behind micro center, but I haven’t
> found it yet. He’s got a very good hiding place.

furman's caches are scattered between multiple civil war graves across NOVA including the one at panam... he lets me borrow sometimes as long as I reload the mag and put it back. suprised you didnt find it lol! canadians actually invented caches for beaver pelts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: dudleydoright ()
Date: April 04, 2019 04:54AM

SumMo Wrote:
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> God! I don't know which is worse; being overrun by
> the Russians or saved by the Canadians.

you've been saved by Canadians your entire life and didnt even know it! people think alaska seperates north america from siberia but they forget where the true buffer really is. of course Canadians are good neighbors eh so we just do it anyhow. now about that poutine?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: animalcontol ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:15AM

1038Documents Wrote:
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> The squirrel recruited some of his buddies and
> there now exists a bunch of these little fkrs
> running around and hissing at passerby's. I could
> swear one of them gave me the clawed finger but
> cannot be certain. I'm going there tomorrow to
> record video. Will try to get animal control
> involved. Imagine if these little fkrs start
> trying to bite us if we don't have nuts for them!

animal control has the panam crew under 24/7 surveillance they are oblivious just like the squirrels by van dyke. only a matter of time before they drop the net im afraid. the squirrel gangs are getting reckless

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: squirrelsarenice ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:40AM

Squirrelhater Wrote:
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> Liberal fucker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't believe the liberal propaganda on
> squirrels.
> > The little fuckers will eat all sorts of
> animals,
> > and will actually attack snakes and eat them
> too.
> > They are not the vegetarian little angels that
> the
> > liberal fucktards--who have never been in the
> > woods-- portray them to be. I shoot the fuckers
> in
> > the head every chance I get...
>
> You my friend are 100 percent correct and the
> ignorant person who posted they are primarily
> vegetarian are moronic- they will eat anything
> they ate my mourning doves eggs out of her nest!
> They eat baby birds pretty much anything the
> fuckers can kill. The birds outside my patio are
> afraid of them and give them a wide berth - love
> the pic of the dead squirrels nasty little
> fuckers.

im all for a good pot of squirrel stew mysef but lets not slander the little fellows. they are known to kill snakes when they or their young are in danger but they are not serial killers. that is just a rumor they spread themselves to keep the snakes in check. use that henry .22 on the quokkas

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Great white north resident ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:53AM

I am originally from Canada, ( Hamilton Ontario), and last time I went home I saw a squirrel stealing an old ladies Donut at Tim Horton’s . Could it be Furmans northern cousin?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: murica ()
Date: April 04, 2019 06:10AM

Great white north resident Wrote:
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> I am originally from Canada, ( Hamilton Ontario),
> and last time I went home I saw a squirrel
> stealing an old ladies Donut at Tim Horton’s .
> Could it be Furmans northern cousin?

take off ya hoser its a beauty way to go! your stupid monopoly money aint worth the plastic its printed on. grantd it doesnt get ruined in the pool if you jump in with your wallet. your story about the squirrel stealing from the old lady is obviously false as Canadians are generous souls. old ladies give the squirrels donuts for free up there, its mandated by law!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: kitchner ()
Date: April 04, 2019 06:14AM

Great white north resident Wrote:
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> I am originally from Canada, ( Hamilton Ontario),
> and last time I went home I saw a squirrel
> stealing an old ladies Donut at Tim Horton’s .
> Could it be Furmans northern cousin?

furman has cousins in kitchner! you should bring them some poutine next time! the oktoberfest in kitchner is the best this side of the atlantic!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Guelph Guy ()
Date: April 04, 2019 07:28AM

kitchner Wrote:
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> Great white north resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am originally from Canada, ( Hamilton
> Ontario),
> > and last time I went home I saw a squirrel
> > stealing an old ladies Donut at Tim Horton’s
> .
> > Could it be Furmans northern cousin?
>
> furman has cousins in kitchner! you should bring
> them some poutine next time! the oktoberfest in
> kitchner is the best this side of the atlantic!

Love the Kitchener Oktoberfest, maybe I’ll
See ya there, eh?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chevy driver ()
Date: April 04, 2019 09:11PM

A Google search brought me here after I had a encounter with the tree rat. This thing is a pest that needs to be contained. Total health hazard!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sunny day rewards ()
Date: April 04, 2019 09:56PM

I have it from a reliable source that Furman had a successful day today. His take today=
22 McNuggets
4 Big Macs
3 Quarter Pounders
2 Fish Filets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fuhremann ()
Date: April 06, 2019 03:19PM

Furman is raising an army for a blitzkreig style invasion of the L amb Center. All the hobos will be pressed into service or shot for cowardice

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: local man76 ()
Date: April 06, 2019 03:53PM

I am going to bring some soft tacos from taco bell to Furman, he would probably enjoy a little variety in his diet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: fuhrermann ()
Date: April 06, 2019 04:30PM

local man76 Wrote:
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> I am going to bring some soft tacos from taco bell
> to Furman, he would probably enjoy a little
> variety in his diet.


more like some Argentinian beef tacos, fuhrer-style. with a bloody rare pork chop on the side!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan Am Pete ()
Date: April 06, 2019 05:28PM

He does like variety in his diet, there have been a few reports of him making daring raids on Glory Days, and grabbing some wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microbrewer ()
Date: April 06, 2019 09:18PM

We are brewing a new pale ale this spring. we are thinking of naming it after Furman. Can anyone think of a cool name? Bushy tail Ale was our first thought but now we are not so sure.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Possibly name ()
Date: April 06, 2019 09:38PM

McNugget thief ale

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furmanUNIVERSITY ()
Date: April 07, 2019 06:16AM

so i found proof of furman's existence... he's a mascot! https://yoütu.be/image.php?id=Q4GYEU

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: furmanLIVES ()
Date: April 07, 2019 06:17AM

crap, heres the footage! https://yoütu.be/image.php?id=Q4GYEU

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: crap ()
Date: April 07, 2019 06:18AM

grabfy does not like me rn :/

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: herewego! ()
Date: April 07, 2019 06:19AM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dashound man ()
Date: April 07, 2019 10:03AM

I could put a stop to Furmans actions in a red hot hurry. I could bring my dachshund to Panam, roll down my windows and put a Mcnugget happy meal up on the dash. My miniature dachshund would crack Furmans skull and eat him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: New menu item ()
Date: April 07, 2019 10:41AM

Dashound man Wrote:
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> I could put a stop to Furmans actions in a red hot
> hurry. I could bring my dachshund to Panam, roll
> down my windows and put a Mcnugget happy meal up
> on the dash. My miniature dachshund would crack
> Furmans skull and eat him.


Would that be called a McFurman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: badgerdog ()
Date: April 07, 2019 01:12PM

Dashound man Wrote:
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> I could put a stop to Furmans actions in a red hot
> hurry. I could bring my dachshund to Panam, roll
> down my windows and put a Mcnugget happy meal up
> on the dash. My miniature dachshund would crack
> Furmans skull and eat him.

youre assuming furman is an idiot... he didnt achieve such high FXU fame by jumping into random cars with dogs like some cheap hooker! he starts watching you long before you even see him, chooses his marks carefully like a romani pro.
PS: dachshunds are for pedophiles and twink-boys who wear heels/makeup and that's barely stereotyping

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: GUN BUM ()
Date: April 07, 2019 11:36PM

I shoot squirrels with a camera to capture their laughable hi-jinks.

I prefer Crisp Deep Fried Snakehead Fish if Im eating any thing gamey and lament the fact that Arthur Treacher's closed too soon to put the crisp creatures of the deep sea on the menu

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: GUN BUM ()
Date: April 07, 2019 11:41PM

OK so its shallow garbage laden brown water swamp instead of the deep blue sea "fried crisp" who would know the difference ?

Hillary said "What difference does it make? When she tried Snakehead !

As long as their fried crisp baby with some Ice Cold Hobo beer and hot sauce none. Don't talk to me about your politics thou!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodchuck Willie ()
Date: April 08, 2019 12:15AM

Hey Gun Bum, I don’t know what you are rambling about, but the topic of this thread is Furman the indestructible squirrel. Please keep on topic.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Eyewitness to theft ()
Date: April 08, 2019 09:14AM

Just now, wow. Saw Furman grab a hash brown and about half a sausage McMuffin from a lady getting into a Ford Fusion.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fuck the American squirrels ()
Date: April 08, 2019 01:09PM

You fuckers think this is all funny?

The North American grey squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis) is has been called the worst invasive species on this planet. It has wiped out local species in the UK and Italy.

When introduced into other ecosystems, the larger and more aggressive North American squirrels tend to out-compete native squirrels for food and intimidate them enough that they stop breeding. Even worse, the invaders also carry (and are immune to) a virus called squirrel parapoxvirus, which can be deadly to other squirrel species. The pox causes lesions and bleeding from the eyes and mouth; infected squirrels die in as few as four days.

Grey squirrels have already put quite the hurt on European red squirrels (S. vulgaris) in England and Ireland, where five million grays now dominate the landscape. (They were first imported to the British Isles in the late 19th century as a garden novelty.) Only 120,000 to 140,000 reds remain in the U.K., three quarters of which are in Scotland, where pox did not show up until 2005. Some scientists estimate that red squirrels could be extinct in the U.K. in as few as 20 years.

According to scientists from the universities of Turin, Genoa and Insubria, the goddamned fucking North Amerrican grey squirrel is now poised to spread farther through Italy and possibly all the way to France.

The Italian invasion dates to 1948, when a U.S. ambassador presented four of the cuddly critters as a gift. They escaped and have been expanding their territory exponentially ever since.

Aside from bullying the natives, fucking the local females and breeding like mad, invading American squirrels pose a broader threat beyond the extinction of native reds. Grey squirrels are generalist eaters and consume nine times more food than the much smaller reds, which rely on a more specialized diet. Natasha Collings, project coordinator for the Cornwall Red Squirrel Project, told the Guardian that grey squirrels are doing millions of dollars of damage to commercial forests annually. They also hurt other woodland areas, and even eat frogs and bird eggs. This doesn't happen in North America, where the squirrels have coevolved with a broader selection of edible nuts and other vegetation, although greys here will eat through just about anything, including wood walls and electrical wires.

I say, let's just shoot all the fuckers on sight.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rats ass ()
Date: April 08, 2019 01:29PM

Fuck the American squirrels Wrote:
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> You fuckers think this is all funny?
>
> The North American grey squirrel (Sciurus
> carolinensis) is has been called the worst
> invasive species on this planet. It has wiped out
> local species in the UK and Italy.
>
> When introduced into other ecosystems, the larger
> and more aggressive North American squirrels tend
> to out-compete native squirrels for food and
> intimidate them enough that they stop breeding.
> Even worse, the invaders also carry (and are
> immune to) a virus called squirrel parapoxvirus,
> which can be deadly to other squirrel species. The
> pox causes lesions and bleeding from the eyes and
> mouth; infected squirrels die in as few as four
> days.
>
> Grey squirrels have already put quite the hurt on
> European red squirrels (S. vulgaris) in England
> and Ireland, where five million grays now dominate
> the landscape. (They were first imported to the
> British Isles in the late 19th century as a garden
> novelty.) Only 120,000 to 140,000 reds remain in
> the U.K., three quarters of which are in Scotland,
> where pox did not show up until 2005. Some
> scientists estimate that red squirrels could be
> extinct in the U.K. in as few as 20 years.
>
> According to scientists from the universities of
> Turin, Genoa and Insubria, the goddamned fucking
> North Amerrican grey squirrel is now poised to
> spread farther through Italy and possibly all the
> way to France.
>
> The Italian invasion dates to 1948, when a U.S.
> ambassador presented four of the cuddly critters
> as a gift. They escaped and have been expanding
> their territory exponentially ever since.
>
> Aside from bullying the natives, fucking the local
> females and breeding like mad, invading American
> squirrels pose a broader threat beyond the
> extinction of native reds. Grey squirrels are
> generalist eaters and consume nine times more food
> than the much smaller reds, which rely on a more
> specialized diet. Natasha Collings, project
> coordinator for the Cornwall Red Squirrel Project,
> told the Guardian that grey squirrels are doing
> millions of dollars of damage to commercial
> forests annually. They also hurt other woodland
> areas, and even eat frogs and bird eggs. This
> doesn't happen in North America, where the
> squirrels have coevolved with a broader selection
> of edible nuts and other vegetation, although
> greys here will eat through just about anything,
> including wood walls and electrical wires.
>
> I say, let's just shoot all the fuckers on sight.

Hey Professor, we aren’t trying to take a college level coarse on Squirrel history. We are just dumbfucks on a stupid site, ffu, bullshittin about a squirrel who likes McNuggets. Lighten up. By the way, good luck trying to kill
Furman. He is indestructible. Watch out, he has an arsenal hidden behind micro center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: not so fast ()
Date: April 08, 2019 02:35PM

Dashound man Wrote:
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> I could put a stop to Furmans actions in a red hot
> hurry. I could bring my dachshund to Panam, roll
> down my windows and put a Mcnugget happy meal up
> on the dash. My miniature dachshund would crack
> Furmans skull and eat him.


Sure, your weiner dog can kill the average squirrel but Furman is no average squirrel.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: April 08, 2019 11:15PM

kitchner Wrote:
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> furman has cousins in kitchner! you should bring
> them some poutine next time! the oktoberfest in
> kitchner is the best this side of the atlantic!

Sorry, squirrels in Kitchener-Waterloo are almost 100% black, not grey. ISTR Furman being described as grey.

Could be one of those illegal immigrants from the U.S., of course!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mikey Maple Leaf ()
Date: April 09, 2019 05:55AM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> kitchner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > furman has cousins in kitchner! you should
> bring
> > them some poutine next time! the oktoberfest in
> > kitchner is the best this side of the atlantic!
>
> Sorry, squirrels in Kitchener-Waterloo are almost
> 100% black, not grey. ISTR Furman being described
> as grey.
>
> Could be one of those illegal immigrants from the
> U.S., of course!

Our squirrels in Canada might be black, but at least most of the people are white,unlike the US , full of nogs committing crimes.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: A real Canuck ()
Date: April 09, 2019 09:52PM

Mikey Maple Leaf Wrote:
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> Our squirrels in Canada might be black, but at
> least most of the people are white,unlike the US ,
> full of nogs committing crimes.

You've never actually been to Canada, have you?

And don't bother coming--we don't want your cracker-ass bullshit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mikey Maple Leaf ()
Date: April 09, 2019 10:12PM

A real Canuck Wrote:
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> Mikey Maple Leaf Wrote:
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> > Our squirrels in Canada might be black, but at
> > least most of the people are white,unlike the US
> ,
> > full of nogs committing crimes.
>
> You've never actually been to Canada, have you?
>
> And don't bother coming--we don't want your
> cracker-ass bullshit.

Hey real Canuck, you are the fake Canuck who has never been to Canada, or you would no there aren’t many nogs. Toronto, the most diverse city in Canada is only 8 percent nog, the entire country is 2.5 percent nog. Look it up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: April 13, 2019 09:21PM

No sign of Furman since Wednesday night, I checked with the McDees ladies. Furman may have moved on.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: p9cdx ()
Date: April 13, 2019 10:49PM

If you want to catch Furman, get him hooked on some Samuel Adams American strong ale with his chicken nuggets and fries. (28% alcohol ought to slow him down to where he will be catchable). Then, move him to McLean VA in the area with all the multi-million dollar mansions next to the Potomac. He will then be able to steal filet mignions from the butlers serving the backyard barbeque parties every weekend with the loads of celebs from DC we have all grown to despize.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: April 13, 2019 11:38PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> No sign of Furman since Wednesday night, I checked
> with the McDees ladies. Furman may have moved on.


I don't believe it. He probably is just on spring break, relaxing and sunning himself at the beach. He'll be back soon, hungrier than ever

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: A real Canuck ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:37PM

Mikey Maple Leaf Wrote:
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> Hey real Canuck, you are the fake Canuck who has
> never been to Canada, or you would no there
> aren’t many nogs. Toronto, the most diverse city
> in Canada is only 8 percent nog, the entire
> country is 2.5 percent nog. Look it up.

Yo, dipshit -- 8%, 12.5% -- either way, it's a statistically significant percentage, and your original statement about "east most of the people are white,unlike the US" proves that your math skills are as extensive as your knowledge of Canada.

And my statement stands: we don't want your cracker-ass bullshit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mikey Maple Leaf ()
Date: April 14, 2019 10:40PM

A real Canuck Wrote:
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> Mikey Maple Leaf Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey real Canuck, you are the fake Canuck who
> has
> > never been to Canada, or you would no there
> > aren’t many nogs. Toronto, the most diverse
> city
> > in Canada is only 8 percent nog, the entire
> > country is 2.5 percent nog. Look it up.
>
> Yo, dipshit -- 8%, 12.5% -- either way, it's a
> statistically significant percentage, and your
> original statement about "east most of the people
> are white,unlike the US" proves that your math
> skills are as extensive as your knowledge of
> Canada.
>
> And my statement stands: we don't want your
> cracker-ass bullshit.

Stop saying “we” as if you are Canadian. You are not, only a USA resident would use a phrase like “cracker-ass bullshit”. Us Canadians aren’t that uncouth.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: April 16, 2019 08:26AM

Well, whoever said Furman would be back was right. Nobody had seen him in like 5 or 6 days but this morning he was not only back at his usual antics but he took a shot at a Virginia state trooper sitting in his SUV! Although Furman did not get any food he scared the trooper who screamed "Holy Fuck!".

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: April 17, 2019 06:55PM

Furman fears no man. Even if they are wearing a police officer uniform. Their Mcnuggets taste as good as any civilians. Can anything be done to stop this menace?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: McDouble fan ()
Date: April 18, 2019 04:45PM

Two McDoubles and medium fry is my go to meal at mcdees. Today I went to Panam to get just that, on my way back to my car I did see a medium large grey squirrel sitting atop a toolbox in the back of a pickup truck. His eyes seemed to follow me as I walked to my car. I jumped in and rolled the windows up and turned on the A/C. I was not attacked but I think I saw Furman.

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