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Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Look the F out ()
Date: August 29, 2018 05:13AM

I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel jumped in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass! This thing scared the shit out of me!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Limp wrist detector ()
Date: August 29, 2018 06:00AM

Afraid of a squirrel? What a fag.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: August 29, 2018 07:36AM

You got up at 5 am and decided to share this story? Sounds like you were dreaming

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel grudges ()
Date: August 29, 2018 07:40AM

Sounds like you must have been high on something. When you made up that story.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 29, 2018 07:40AM

Grow a pair of balls.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Look the F out ()
Date: August 31, 2018 05:22AM

This squirrel has a history of attacking people. The shopping center employees call him Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Soccer-style ()
Date: August 31, 2018 07:23AM

I would kick that squirrel across Lee Hwy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: August 31, 2018 01:03PM

Squirrels have been known to kill humans.
Be careful.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I was there ()
Date: August 31, 2018 02:15PM

I was there and saw it
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: The truth is real and it hurts ()
Date: August 31, 2018 03:03PM

Squirrels are kind and peaceful creatures. That is why birds of all sizes will go within centimeters of a squirrel and not worry, because they know a squirrel would never hurt them.

Plus, they don't eat meat unless they are in a situation where they would otherwise starve to death. They only eat nuts, seeds, conifer cones, fruits, fungi, and green vegetation.

If the squirrel did what you say, you should call animal control so they can provide medical attention or put the animal to sleep if they are too far gone.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Liberal fucker ()
Date: August 31, 2018 04:29PM

Don't believe the liberal propaganda on squirrels. The little fuckers will eat all sorts of animals, and will actually attack snakes and eat them too. They are not the vegetarian little angels that the liberal fucktards--who have never been in the woods-- portray them to be. I shoot the fuckers in the head every chance I get...
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: crossdresser slut ()
Date: August 31, 2018 10:50PM

So you are telling me squirrels attack and eat snakes, and I am supposed to not like that? It makes me like squirrels even more! They are cute, kill snakes, and are friends with all the neighborhood birds. What is not to love?

~crossdressing slut~

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whopper eating squirrel. ()
Date: September 01, 2018 05:30AM

This squirrel attacked the hell out of someone,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cISL-gnXw8

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: September 01, 2018 09:56AM

Look the F out Wrote:
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> This squirrel has a history of attacking people.
> The shopping center employees call him Furman.

Is Furman related to Bunnyman? By the way, stop believing everything people tell you , you gullible fool.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: speak english motherfucker ()
Date: September 01, 2018 10:06AM

I call BS on this story, only a black squirrel would do such a thing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hal. ()
Date: September 03, 2018 08:16AM

Once I shot a squirrel with a 50 cal. Never found that thing other than one of it's ears.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: MFCB3 ()
Date: September 03, 2018 10:42AM

Limp wrist detector Wrote:
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> Afraid of a squirrel? What a fag.


Ever had one run up your pant leg?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rockys Swagger suit ()
Date: September 03, 2018 11:57PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ j u m p N D u c k ~~~~~~~~~~
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 11, 2018 10:15PM

Any updates to this story? I am afraid of squirrels because they carry rabies

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 1038Documents ()
Date: September 11, 2018 10:42PM

The squirrel recruited some of his buddies and there now exists a bunch of these little fkrs running around and hissing at passerby's. I could swear one of them gave me the clawed finger but cannot be certain. I'm going there tomorrow to record video. Will try to get animal control involved. Imagine if these little fkrs start trying to bite us if we don't have nuts for them!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 11, 2018 11:01PM

1038; you are a braver soul than I and your consideration for your fellow man is admirable. I will rest easier tonight knowing you are on the case.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ChrisW ()
Date: September 12, 2018 04:03AM

Frankenstein never scared me.
Marsupials do.
Because they're FAST!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Be on the lookout... ()
Date: September 12, 2018 09:19AM

Beware the illegal alien quokkas who come here to take jobs and food from red-blooded American squirrels!!!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 12, 2018 11:36AM

This means we will have to build a higher wall. These little bastards know how to climb and jump around treetops. I have seen them do it with their little claw like paws. They could be unstoppable

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: September 12, 2018 11:40AM

I saw one of these fuckers running across the road this morning on my way to work, dodging in and out of traffic and trying to cause an accident. He was big and had a bushy tail. I tried to hit him with my car but he cleverly sidestepped me and ran off into the woods , no doubt to emerge later and cause more mayhem. What a scourge !

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: General Tso ()
Date: September 13, 2018 09:27AM

Picked up some chinese at Pan AM yesterday. No squirrels, No quokkas. Guess I'm one of the lucky ones.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrelhater ()
Date: September 13, 2018 11:29AM

Liberal fucker Wrote:
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> Don't believe the liberal propaganda on squirrels.
> The little fuckers will eat all sorts of animals,
> and will actually attack snakes and eat them too.
> They are not the vegetarian little angels that the
> liberal fucktards--who have never been in the
> woods-- portray them to be. I shoot the fuckers in
> the head every chance I get...

You my friend are 100 percent correct and the ignorant person who posted they are primarily vegetarian are moronic- they will eat anything they ate my mourning doves eggs out of her nest! They eat baby birds pretty much anything the fuckers can kill. The birds outside my patio are afraid of them and give them a wide berth - love the pic of the dead squirrels nasty little fuckers.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrelhater ()
Date: September 13, 2018 11:33AM

BTW I used to shoot them with my pellet gun. A .177 Daisy pellet right between the eyes takes care of one problem forever , but there are so many more behind them. It could be a lifetime of work!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Squirrel ()
Date: September 13, 2018 01:43PM

General Tso Wrote:
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> Picked up some chinese at Pan AM yesterday. No
> squirrels, No quokkas. Guess I'm one of the
> lucky ones.
Count your blessings. You are one of the lucky ones

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 13, 2018 01:46PM

Hillsboroharry Wrote:
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> I saw one of these fuckers running across the road
> this morning on my way to work, dodging in and out
> of traffic and trying to cause an accident. He was
> big and had a bushy tail. I tried to hit him with
> my car but he cleverly sidestepped me and ran off
> into the woods , no doubt to emerge later and
> cause more mayhem. What a scourge !


Negroes and spics take priority, but maybe time to use the Buick.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky squirrel ()
Date: September 14, 2018 10:09AM

^^^ And this asshole is one of the dumbfuck ones. What a useless turd.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thanks OP !! ()
Date: September 14, 2018 03:03PM

I rarely travel that far east in Fairfax but I did today. I didn’t see any attack squirrels but I was ready.

Thanks OP ! Survived Pan Am SC !!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: sighting @8pm ()
Date: September 15, 2018 10:11AM

I have seen the Squirrel in question. It is a menace!
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Not Safe at Pan Am ()
Date: September 15, 2018 10:30AM

sighting @8pm Wrote:
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> I have seen the Squirrel in question. It is a
> menace!

Look at the claws on that bastard! He could rip you to shreds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 15, 2018 10:46AM

Furman will not hurt you. He likes french fries. Give him a couple fries and he will be on his way. If your window is down and you have food he is coming in to get it, just the way he is.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Not safe at Pan Am ()
Date: September 15, 2018 12:50PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman will not hurt you. He likes french fries.
> Give him a couple fries and he will be on his way.
> If your window is down and you have food he is
> coming in to get it, just the way he is.


Do you really think we can afford to take that chance, Microcenter Man?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan Am Varmint Hunter ()
Date: September 15, 2018 02:56PM

I shot it one night with 5.56 XM855.

Just pissed it off.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Resistance is futile ()
Date: September 15, 2018 03:00PM

The varmint is driven by supernatural powers emanating from the on-site cemetery.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Doug Tracht ()
Date: September 15, 2018 04:08PM

You are all glum cunts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 16, 2018 10:01AM

Resistance is futile Wrote:
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> The varmint is driven by supernatural powers
> emanating from the on-site cemetery.

I don't recall a cemetery there ? Are you sure you're not thinking of somewhere else?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thompson1 ()
Date: September 16, 2018 11:37AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Resistance is futile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The varmint is driven by supernatural powers
> > emanating from the on-site cemetery.
>
> I don't recall a cemetery there ? Are you sure
> you're not thinking of somewhere else?


More info,
http://www.honorfairfaxcemeteries.org/thompson-family-cemetery/

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 16, 2018 11:45AM

I stand corrected. Thanks for the info Thompson and now I am better informed

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 17, 2018 04:58PM

Furman was on the move today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 17, 2018 08:22PM

I was at the Pan Am today to drop off some prescriptions but didn't see him. I assumed the downpour kept him away. I was on my guard though in the event he tried a sneak attack

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: sil ()
Date: September 18, 2018 05:02AM

If it ever stops raining I will stop in and buy Furman a small mcdonalds fry.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 19, 2018 10:26PM

It was sunny today. Did you feed Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pan Am Shopper ()
Date: September 20, 2018 11:05PM

I was driving through the Pan Am parking lot today on my way to Microcenter to get some memory sticks for my camera when all of a sudden from my right this big gray squirrel with a long bushy tail ran in front of me and I had to brake hard to stop. He stood up on his hind legs in front of my car and sneered at me. His teeth were enormous and sharp and I believe I saw blood dripping from them. Maybe it was ketchup from a French fry from McDonald's, but it scared the hell out of me and from now on I will be buying my electronic goods elsewhere

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Libtard Fuckwad ()
Date: September 21, 2018 12:54AM

Squirrelhater Wrote:
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> BTW I used to shoot them with my pellet gun. A
> .177 Daisy pellet right between the eyes takes
> care of one problem forever , but there are so
> many more behind them. It could be a lifetime of
> work!

Nice work friend but you need to upgrade your hardware capabilities for maximum deterrent effects. I like to stun the fuckers first, then put an arrow between the eyeballs. See how them fuckers twitch...
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Memory Stix ()
Date: September 22, 2018 08:03AM

Pan Am Shopper Wrote:
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> I was driving through the Pan Am parking lot today
> on my way to Microcenter to get some memory sticks
> for my camera when all of a sudden from my right
> this big gray squirrel with a long bushy tail ran
> in front of me and I had to brake hard to stop. He
> stood up on his hind legs in front of my car and
> sneered at me. His teeth were enormous and sharp
> and I believe I saw blood dripping from them.
> Maybe it was ketchup from a French fry from
> McDonald's, but it scared the hell out of me and
> from now on I will be buying my electronic goods
> elsewhere

I buy all my memory stick at Walmart on Leesburg Pike. They have good deals on the there, sometimes as low as $2.97. And there are no squirrels there either, only a lot of Asians. Probably not a coincidence.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Won Hung Lo ()
Date: September 27, 2018 12:34AM

We like squirrel but dog is better. More meat

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 27, 2018 06:12PM

Animal control is after Furman now. They have baited traps with french fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 12:00AM

I hope they catch this furry menace

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sexual predator pervert squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 08:56AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> I hope they catch this furry menace


It's too late. The bastard struck again, this time against a drunk teenage squirrel.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky once again ! ()
Date: September 28, 2018 12:47PM

As I reported a couple weeks ago, I safely travelled to and through PASC and avoided all scary squirrel contact. Well, I had go to PASC again this week and again I safely visited with no interaction with any fury felons.

Thank goodness ! Maybe Fx Co Animal Control has been busy?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 04:53PM

Sexual predator pervert squirrel Wrote:
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> Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope they catch this furry menace
>
>
> It's too late. The bastard struck again, this
> time against a drunk teenage squirrel.

That nasty bastard! No doubt got his ideas from SCOTUS hearings. I bet he was drunk and blacked out afterwards, and will deny it happened tomorrow. Damn lucky you got pictures so that we have the evidence against this furry menace

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 28, 2018 04:58PM

Lucky once again ! Wrote:
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> As I reported a couple weeks ago, I safely
> travelled to and through PASC and avoided all
> scary squirrel contact. Well, I had go to PASC
> again this week and again I safely visited with no
> interaction with any fury felons.
>
> Thank goodness ! Maybe Fx Co Animal Control has
> been busy?

Perhaps, but more likely the Microcenter employee who calls him Furman and admitted to feeding him let it slip that we are wise to him and he is staying on the DL for a few days. But as the picture above proves, he has been out and about, molesting other squirrels and no doubt doing other nefarious acts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: September 29, 2018 12:46AM

OK, OK, thanks for the jolt back to reality. Maybe I was prematurely turning off the caution meter. I have to head that way later in October and I will be sure to keep my guard up.

Level heads prevail once again at FFXU ! Neighbors helping neighbors !

Well done !



Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Lucky once again ! Wrote:
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> > As I reported a couple weeks ago, I safely
> > travelled to and through PASC and avoided all
> > scary squirrel contact. Well, I had go to PASC
> > again this week and again I safely visited with
> no
> > interaction with any fury felons.
> >
> > Thank goodness ! Maybe Fx Co Animal Control
> has
> > been busy?
>
> Perhaps, but more likely the Microcenter employee
> who calls him Furman and admitted to feeding him
> let it slip that we are wise to him and he is
> staying on the DL for a few days. But as the
> picture above proves, he has been out and about,
> molesting other squirrels and no doubt doing other
> nefarious acts

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Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: September 29, 2018 07:55AM

Lucky, happy to help. We humans have to stand United against this furry gray scourge. They have no conscience, steal food , attack us and rape each other. Dangerous!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: lollol ()
Date: September 29, 2018 10:17PM

That is one smart squirrel. He has been learning how to survive from the local panhandlers there!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 30, 2018 07:57AM

I went to McDonalds just before work this morning. Lady at the counter said that Furman attacked this morning making off with a hashbrown from a Dodge work van full of hispanic painters. She said now that the weather is cooler more people will be leaving their windows down and Furman will be very busy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: A storm is coming ()
Date: September 30, 2018 08:06AM

He'll soon be diverted off into attacking harmless pumpkins.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: He's Baaaack ()
Date: September 30, 2018 09:59AM

I just was at the McDonald's to get a McMuffin and some hash browns. I parked on the side closest to Michael's and when I came out I saw Furman trying to molest another squirrel right there in the parking lot. I took a picture so I could provide it to the police , Fairfax County animal control, and the Senate judiciary committee, but in the meantime I would lock up your daughters, lock up your wife, and avoid the area at all costs.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: house of Lo ()
Date: September 30, 2018 01:51PM

Furman is bad-ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: September 30, 2018 05:47PM

Fear The Squirrel,

Note above that your strong example of caring for your neighbors has brought out more FFXU members who are looking out for their fellow man. Well done. We might just survive these Rampaging Rodents if we stick together. I wish I were allowed by FCPD to hunt these savage squirrels! Íd like to do my part.

I do worry that squirrels eating McD hash browns might morph into some sort of super squirrel . The chemical content of those funky fried potatoes might cause gene mutation !

Stay safe everyone .....



Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Lucky, happy to help. We humans have to stand
> United against this furry gray scourge. They have
> no conscience, steal food , attack us and rape
> each other. Dangerous!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 01, 2018 12:40PM

Lucky, no sign of the furry little bastard now. All the publicity must have driven him underground and the coast is clear right now
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: October 01, 2018 12:55PM

If that rodent keeps eating that McDonalds shit soon he will have a heart attack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:30PM

Fear The Squirrel,

Kudos to you for undertaking the brave mission to inspect PASC and to snap that picture of the beautiful blue sky. I caution everyone to not get lulled into a false sense of security, however. That picture is uplifting BUT keep your guard up everyone!

BTW, has anyone heard from the most important member of FFXU.... the OP who started this should stop in and read the results of his/her efforts.....

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jump Up ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:40PM

I used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun and they all would react the same way. They would always jump straight up, like they were being trapped and were trying to get away.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:48PM

You are too kind Lucky. No need to thank me however. I feel in these times of political turmoil and divisiveness, this is my small part to contribute to the community and stand united as Americans. After all, we are not animals like these rodent bastards who infest our community and spread mayhem among us. I would also be interested in hearing from the aforementioned Hispanic house Painter’s who were terrorized by this menace about their experience and be able to give them solace that they are not alone, and we have empathy for them

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thirtyoddsix ()
Date: October 01, 2018 04:51PM

Jump Up Wrote:
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> I used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun and they
> all would react the same way. They would always
> jump straight up, like they were being trapped and
> were trying to get away.

Good effort Jump, but a deer rifle works better. If you hit them just right, all that’s left is a nose and a tail

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lucky Once Again ! ()
Date: October 01, 2018 05:23PM

Jump Up and 30 odd six,

If FCPD would sanction it, I could break out the Remington 870 and use either turkey shot or buck shot. This would certainly stop even the most super-powered rodent. With little risk to people. I understand the police are busy with human criminals so they could deputize me as an animal control officer.

Fear The Squirrel,

I have noted your outreach efforts for the latino painters. We could make this a sanctuary thread, and I will offer to converse with them in Spanish if they would feel more comfortable.

I am retired now, and I have the time to serve my community.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rookies ()
Date: October 01, 2018 07:19PM

Thirtyoddsix Wrote:
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> Jump Up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I used to shoot squirrels with a BB gun and
> they
> > all would react the same way. They would
> always
> > jump straight up, like they were being trapped
> and
> > were trying to get away.
>
> Good effort Jump, but a deer rifle works better.
> If you hit them just right, all that’s left is a
> nose and a tail


.204 Ruger with 40gr vmax.


Exploding%20squirrel%20gif_zpslsyanqxk.g

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Get back to work you dipshit ()
Date: October 02, 2018 09:04AM

This entire post is proof positive that federal employees have way too much time on their hands and really need to be assigned some real work.

Thanks, Cary, for dragging our national productivity down to new depths of depravity.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 02, 2018 07:21PM

^^^ Hey dipshit as plainly stated above Lucky is retired and I am as well. BTW WTF were you doing on FFXU at 9 am? No doubt you are unemployed and taking a break from masturbating to porn in your parents basement

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: HillsboroHenrietta ()
Date: October 03, 2018 07:54AM

Get back to work you dipshit Wrote:
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> This entire post is proof positive that federal
> employees have way too much time on their hands
> and really need to be assigned some real work.
>
> Thanks, Cary, for dragging our national
> productivity down to new depths of depravity.

Hey asshole, imagine if someone bashed your efforts like that. What are you doing on this forum then anyway? Go back to playing WoW in your moms basement, you heartless bastard. #godblessamerica

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I'm loving it ()
Date: October 06, 2018 12:00AM

Today I was the McDonald's pictured above. While there I ordered two big Macs, a large order of fries and a large diet Coke. I ate it in my car because the place was crowded. All of a sudden a squirrel jumped in my car, grabbed my fries and leapt out. Perhaps it is the squirrel referred to in this post. I have a feeling I wasn't the only one he did this too, because he was farting as he ran off into the distance

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: October 06, 2018 04:13AM

Soccer-style Wrote:
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> I would kick that squirrel across Lee Hwy.

sure you would, fatty.

Come at me bro! me and my boys will light you up and piss you out
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 06, 2018 07:24AM

Furman Wrote:
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> Soccer-style Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would kick that squirrel across Lee Hwy.
>
> sure you would, fatty.
>
> Come at me bro! me and my boys will light you up
> and piss you out

What more evidence do we need that this menace exists? He is admitting to his deeds and laughing in our faces. Bastard!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 06, 2018 08:21AM

Given a choice Furman prefers potato products but has been known to take McNuggets. He has also knocked over a number of drinks including one hot coffee that burned a lady.
If you spot Furman the best thing to do is throw a couple fries on the ground. He will take them and spare you the attack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 06, 2018 09:14AM

Sage advice Microcenter Man. Perhaps the best thing to do is to declare some sort of detente with this evil menace until we can muster more forces to ultimately defeat him and his marauding kind.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 07, 2018 03:57PM

One of the guys I work with got this shot of Furman eating fries right on top of the big tombstone. Furman then took a dump on the thing, no respect! Furman is getting fat too.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 07, 2018 07:44PM

Good picture of Furman, the disrespectful little bastard. Taking a dump on a historical tombstone is low, especially after stealing fries from the living. He is a menace. Hopefully he gets high cholesterol from eating all that saturated fat and drops dead of a heart attack

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demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: GJJJD ()
Date: October 10, 2018 12:57PM

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Police had to remove a woman who brought an “emotional support squirrel” on a Frontier Airlines flight headed from Orlando, Florida, to Cleveland.

The woman claimed that the squirrel "spoke to me in my head" and demanded to be flown to the Washington, D.C. area. "I tried to resist it", she cried, breaking down emotionally. "I boarded that plane to Cleveland instead of the flight to Dulles airport, trying to prevent the demon from reaching his destination...it was all I could do!"

Frontier says the passenger had noted in her reservation that she was bringing an emotional support animal with her on Flight 1612 Tuesday night. But she did not indicate it was a squirrel.

Police requested the other passengers disembark while officers dealt with the woman, who was eventually escorted into the main terminals. "Midgetville! The squirrels are demons who used to be midgets! Can't you SEE? Oh my God!" she wailed as she was led off sobbing.

The flight left for Cleveland about two hours later.

https://wtop.com/trending-now/2018/10/flight-delayed-after-woman-brings-squirrel-on-plane/

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 10, 2018 11:04PM

GJJJD Wrote:
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> ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Police had to remove a
> woman who brought an “emotional support
> squirrel” on a Frontier Airlines flight headed
> from Orlando, Florida, to Cleveland.
>
> The woman claimed that the squirrel "spoke to me
> in my head" and demanded to be flown to the
> Washington, D.C. area. "I tried to resist it",
> she cried, breaking down emotionally. "I boarded
> that plane to Cleveland instead of the flight to
> Dulles airport, trying to prevent the demon from
> reaching his destination...it was all I could
> do!"
>
> Frontier says the passenger had noted in her
> reservation that she was bringing an emotional
> support animal with her on Flight 1612 Tuesday
> night. But she did not indicate it was a
> squirrel.
>
> Police requested the other passengers disembark
> while officers dealt with the woman, who was
> eventually escorted into the main terminals.
> "Midgetville! The squirrels are demons who used
> to be midgets! Can't you SEE? Oh my God!" she
> wailed as she was led off sobbing.
>
> The flight left for Cleveland about two hours
> later.
>
> https://wtop.com/trending-now/2018/10/flight-delay
> ed-after-woman-brings-squirrel-on-plane/

See what happens when you befriend these bastards

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: more infoe ()
Date: October 11, 2018 03:12PM

"It’s not uncommon to see squirrels on a college campus. After all, there are usually a lot of trees and plenty of food dropped by students who are eating outside or between classes. However, if these little furry creatures did suddenly decide to turn on humans, there is no better place for them to attack than these very schools where they are known to congregate.This is exactly what happened in 2017 at Indiana University–Purdue University Indianapolis. All across the campus, there were multiple reports of squirrels running up to students and biting their ankles as they walked by during the summer term.The school’s website began posting public service announcements to students to let them know that they should not feed the squirrels like pets. Apparently, if squirrels become trained to expect food from humans, they get lazy and stop hunting for food on their own. Then, when the food supply suddenly stops like during summer break, they become aggressive every time they see a human."

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 12, 2018 07:38AM

I’ll also refer you to this highly informative article. Apparently these little demon bastards attack the elderly. Probably because they can’t run as fast and put up less of a fight

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/squirrel-attacks-people-florida-senior-center/

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 12, 2018 05:19PM

more infoe Wrote:
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> "It’s not uncommon to see squirrels on a college
> campus. After all, there are usually a lot of
> trees and plenty of food dropped by students who
> are eating outside or between classes. However, if
> these little furry creatures did suddenly decide
> to turn on humans, there is no better place for
> them to attack than these very schools where they
> are known to congregate.This is exactly what
> happened in 2017 at Indiana University–Purdue
> University Indianapolis. All across the campus,
> there were multiple reports of squirrels running
> up to students and biting their ankles as they
> walked by during the summer term.The school’s
> website began posting public service announcements
> to students to let them know that they should not
> feed the squirrels like pets. Apparently, if
> squirrels become trained to expect food from
> humans, they get lazy and stop hunting for food on
> their own. Then, when the food supply suddenly
> stops like during summer break, they become
> aggressive every time they see a human."


I think this is exactly what turned Furman into a attack squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ()
Date: October 12, 2018 06:45PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywpCO0lZy0

tIRES OD SQUIRRELLS STEALING YOUR FOOD? GET A PET SNAKE....mR sCUTES'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM FOR YOU....

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Zombie Squirrel Juice ()
Date: October 12, 2018 06:49PM

Most likely PCBs from electronic waste leaking out of the Micro Center dumpsters draining into the cemetery.


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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: sailing fast ()
Date: October 13, 2018 07:46AM

Leaving PanAm last night I saw a Lincoln MKS run over a squirrel. I thought it might have been Furman.

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Re: demon conclave by Micro Center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 13, 2018 09:20AM

sailing fast Wrote:
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> Leaving PanAm last night I saw a Lincoln MKS run
> over a squirrel. I thought it might have been
> Furman.

Way to keep your eye out, Sailing. Let us pray that this demon has been eliminated. Did you see the actual lifeless remains or just the incident?
Furman is wily and smart, in addition to being evil, so he may have found a way to survive the collision, or may have even pushed one of his unsuspecting squirrel counterparts into oncoming traffic to throw us off. I suggest we remain vigilant until his demise is confirmed.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Drive n Dine ()
Date: October 13, 2018 09:34AM

I’ll go to that McDonalds for lunch today and see if I can find the little fucker, dead or alive.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dennis Headle ()
Date: October 13, 2018 01:53PM

Furman will stop all this shit when it gets colder outside.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 14, 2018 07:52PM

Won't he become worse in the winter when his nuts will be buried in snow?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nutrition Nate ()
Date: October 14, 2018 09:29PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Won't he become worse in the winter when his nuts
> will be buried in snow?


If he steals plenty of Mc Nuggets, he won’t need his nuts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Victim ()
Date: October 14, 2018 09:49PM

Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a man dressed up as a squirrel.

He was so well disguised, I thought he was an actual squirrel, so I didn't get my pepper spray out in time.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: October 14, 2018 11:18PM

Victim Wrote:
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> Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a man
> dressed up as a squirrel.
>
> He was so well disguised, I thought he was an
> actual squirrel, so I didn't get my pepper spray
> out in time.

That's a ridiculous tale (no pun intended). No one would believe it. Take it somewhere else

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Serious Sam ()
Date: October 15, 2018 12:02AM

Yes, let’s keep this thread serious. By the way, does he like Big Macs?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: VNUHK ()
Date: October 15, 2018 05:57AM

Victim Wrote:
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> Last Halloween, I was sexually assaulted by a man dressed up as a squirrel.

Even the Bunnyman likes to go trick-or-treating!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gossip Guy ()
Date: October 15, 2018 07:18AM

I heard that Furman is tired of all the publicity, and he might go hide out in Midgetville.

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