Should I marry a woman I met online(zoosk)?
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She sits on your face, you gunna die from ASS-phyxiation!

To each his own but she a bigggg gurl

Post a picture of yourself for an honest assessment.

She looks ok to me. Especially for a guy who has to resort to online dating to find someone. Go for it dude. Probably the best you're going to do anyway

Mature adult Wrote:
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> Post a picture of yourself for an honest
> assessment.

I look like the love child of Alan Greenspan and Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
Like half woody Allen’s size.
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Think about all the black mambas she's had before you make a decision.

What could possibly go wrong?

When she chokes you with that leg when she rolls over, or if she farts like a Belgian draft horse, just remember you signed the papers.

3E4KD Wrote:
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> What could possibly go wrong?


Black mambas could possibly go wrong in her...

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> When she chokes you with that leg when she rolls
> over, or if she farts like a Belgian draft horse,
> just remember you signed the papers.


Dated a fresh off the boat Brazilian chick that was 6-8” taller than me(I’m 5’10”).

She loved Big Macs and had farts that smelled like something died.
She explained that Americans have too many chemicals in their food vs the food she ate back home.
I couldn’t get her pregnant so she dumped me.

No ! Worst idea ever. It doesn't even matter that's she's fat. Even if she's hot she will destroy your life. My ex wife is a monster

Marriage is an outdated trap created by women and Christian priests to entrap men into female servitude. Don't do it ever, and one of her legs is bigger then the other, WTF?

Did you ever think the reason you couldn't get her pregnant is because she looked like Sasquatch and smelled like shit? Based on your description of her, I don't think I could get it up.

Hillsboroharry Wrote:
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> Did you ever think the reason you couldn't get her
> pregnant is because she looked like Sasquatch and
> smelled like shit? Based on your description of
> her, I don't think I could get it up.


Can you cum without an erection?

^^^
Of course not you eunuch

Cankles!

Dude, is her left leg photoshopped on? Either that or she's a place kicker on a football team - that left leg is twice the size of the right!

1) do you both agree about wanting or not wanting kids?

2) do you both have an understanding and agreement on your individual career plans?

3) do you both have a a rough understanding on where you both will settle down?

4) do you both have reasonably close sensibibilotoes on managing money?

You could have met your spouse in a ditch. The answer to the above are far more important.

my estimate is 1/2 the girls online are "serial daters" (see below), the other 1/3 are lesbians who are on facebook to convince their family or boss they aren't lesbians, 1/2 of available fx co women moved to the beach in maryland or south virginia after getting "a wild business deal they didn't refuse"

and the remaining really small portion are mostly looking for mr right, leaving only the very small likelyhood there is a woman on facebook who is open to dating anyone they get along with for love

the SERIAL DATERS date blacks and guys with big dicks who have gov jobs and shower them with gifts

the others: are mostly waiting for a guy who is a gov worker with allot of money to replace the man they called worthless they now can't find a replacement for (he was probably a corrupt peice of shit, why he had money)

OP continually posts FAKE NEWS questions that are totally stupid

the girl in the picture obviously isn't even in this state: the plants in the background prove it

the photo HAS VERY LIKELY BEEN EDITED WITH PHOTOSHOP, a 90's win95 program

the "2018" is likely fake

the phong algorithm is wrong for today's cameras ... so is the resolution

(it's not a 2018 cell phone picture, the resolution is WAY TOO LOW and the dithering is wrong)

v2 profiles

An ICC v2 sRGB profile is provided below, with XYZ black point scaling to zero. This profile has the preferred rendering intent in the header set to 'perceptual'.

The profile contains the standard linearized Bradford D65 to D50 chromatic adaptation tag (this tag was often not present in older sRGB profiles), and the media white point tag is set to D50 (as is required for ICC v4 display profiles and recommended for v2 profiles). This avoids the inappropriate color casts that older sRGB v2 ICC profiles sometimes produced when the absolute colorimetric intent was used. This profile is subject to the general licensing terms for ICC profiles, which can be seen here.

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NOTE: This profile was revised in February 2015 to bring the black point tag into alignment with current ISO and IEC recommendations. The previous version, which has a black point with greater luminance to reflect the viewing flare in practical use, is still available here.

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on my box the image info has NO CAM or other info, just a color profile "iec61966-2.1" (if it were an iphone, it'd say which iphone took the photo)

it's likely no more recent than 2015, and may even be converted from a real photo by a drug store photograph-to-dvd/usb converter unit japan used to put in stores

france has a media part of government which has an industry standardizing and converting (news) media in between formats

the International Color Consortium is run from an office in France, and microsoft filed false documents there, which are cited by the commission as "falsified color information"

(the falsified info? IBM 256 color by number, which never ever represented anything close to a standard color)

she either has a beauty mark on her left cheeck, the the algoritmms added one, oops

the reason the photo is a small size is OP (or someone) found it on the internet, it was reduced in size for "long storage"

I was getting laid 2-3x a week on Match.com, circa 2002.
I would copy/send a block paragraph to about 100women a day.
I would skim their profile and put two sentences personalized for them.

Real pic or not:
She looks foreign, from near the equator. Or Miami.
Foreign women tend to use EVERY available font/logo/timestamp etc.
They write silly captions and date everything.

Her leg:
This chick eats! She looks like she lost a ton of weight.
Foreign women come to the US, and their bodies cannot handle all the chemicals in their food. They get fat quick!

In closing, I would rather marry a foreign lady than an American one.

Have you guys ever dated a rich woman? I met a woman on the website https://meetville.com/catalog/us/cg-8-income/3606/woman-rich. These women do want met and they really like the attention. I'm going to get married soon and advise you.

I know that chick and she is a fucked up alkie.

Rottsa Ruck

Is that a leg or a tree trunk?

> In closing, I would rather marry a foreign lady
> than an American one.

Most women over 30 here in the county have that smiley face under their belly button.
Why can’t women watch what they eat and workout?
Fairfax County women have kids and just let themselves go!