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The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Kimmy ()
Date: August 06, 2018 09:12AM

Well this a little interesting. Came across this on a local sex swingers club site. Seems the new trend is not the "mile high club" but "The Pool club." It's having sex in a public pool, beach or someplace with water in public.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: CU639 ()
Date: August 06, 2018 09:19AM

Pics/vid or it didn’t happen.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Sex Sent Me to the ER ()
Date: August 06, 2018 09:41AM

Free membership in the Douche Club comes with it. What a bunch of losers.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Member in Good Standing ()
Date: August 06, 2018 12:24PM

WOuldn't rec it in the ocean with the salt water and all, but in the chlorinated pool, yeah, I've done it. Bored mommy takes her kids to the pool, young guy like me looking even though the swimsuit leaves a lot to the imagination. She sees me looking and makes sure I get a good view. GOOD TIMES!

I've done it at lakes, too, but wouldn't try it at the beach.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: 9ny7l ()
Date: August 06, 2018 11:18PM

the issues would be:

theft of services (not paying for use)

being on a premise after the night manager has closed

(perceived unsafe use of property, moreso possibly police mistaking the persons for robbers - stores have hours and anyone who's not a janitor might be considered a robber. or rapist.)

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: NO, Doom-Bass ()
Date: August 07, 2018 12:07AM

9ny7l Wrote:
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> the issues would be:
>
> theft of services (not paying for use)
>
> being on a premise after the night manager has
> closed
>
> (perceived unsafe use of property, moreso possibly
> police mistaking the persons for robbers - stores
> have hours and anyone who's not a janitor might be
> considered a robber. or rapist.)


Ya' do it when the pool is open, and in front of everybody. She pulls the crotch of her suit aside, pulls down your speedo and hooks the front under your ball sack then guides you in her. You do a WHAM! BAM! THANK you, Ma'am! , then pull out, she puts you back in your Speedo and you move on to something else.


Some people just AIN'T lived.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Speedo? ()
Date: August 07, 2018 09:54AM

NO, Doom-Bass Wrote:
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> 9ny7l Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the issues would be:
> >
> > theft of services (not paying for use)
> >
> > being on a premise after the night manager has
> > closed
> >
> > (perceived unsafe use of property, moreso
> possibly
> > police mistaking the persons for robbers -
> stores
> > have hours and anyone who's not a janitor might
> be
> > considered a robber. or rapist.)
>
>
> Ya' do it when the pool is open, and in front of
> everybody. She pulls the crotch of her suit
> aside, pulls down your speedo and hooks the front
> under your ball sack then guides you in her. You
> do a WHAM! BAM! THANK you, Ma'am! , then pull
> out, she puts you back in your Speedo and you move
> on to something else.
>
>
> Some people just AIN'T lived.

Speedo?

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Da.Fuck? ()
Date: August 07, 2018 01:31PM

Seriously...Speedo? Stay classy, swimming pool fucker...

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Olympic Speedo ()
Date: August 08, 2018 10:25AM

Da.Fuck? Wrote:
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> Seriously...Speedo? Stay classy, swimming pool
> fucker...

Maybe it was the guy from Caddyshack? Or an Olympic swimmer? Those Olympic swimmers in their speedo go down on some major pussy.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Tiny Dick Trump ()
Date: August 13, 2018 10:19AM

Any guy who has the balls the to wear a speedo at the local pool I'm not messing with. (Get it, I said has the balls)

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: VVFVX ()
Date: August 13, 2018 10:38AM

That's just plain nasty. Anyone engaging in sex in a public pool should be beaten right there on the deck, both of the participants.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: U. Dewey Louie ()
Date: August 14, 2018 10:54AM

VVFVX Wrote:
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> That's just plain nasty. Anyone engaging in sex in
> a public pool should be beaten right there on the
> deck, both of the participants.


envious much?

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Long Dong Speedo ()
Date: August 14, 2018 12:40PM

VVFVX Wrote:
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> That's just plain nasty. Anyone engaging in sex in
> a public pool should be beaten right there on the
> deck, both of the participants.


Suck my balls you fat fck!

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 14, 2018 12:50PM

If you go to pools where the dark complected savages are, a good chance although probably forced.

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Re: The Pool Club, Having Sex in Public Pools
Posted by: The Beat Goes On...... ()
Date: August 14, 2018 11:52PM

Who hasn’t fucked in a pool, spa, river, lake, Ocean, Europe, Asia, South America Volkswagen or aircraft?
You on’t have to belong to a club to fornicate.

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