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Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: January 16, 2007 10:10PM

Something like this may have already been posted but any of our legal experts want to chime in to the validity of it?

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/virginia/

The police radar detectors are illegal one is true.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 16, 2007 10:29PM

An article from today's post....it happened in PW County, how long will it happen here before the laws change

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/15/AR2007011501444.html

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: Dumb Laws ()
Date: January 16, 2007 10:55PM

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

You may not have oral or anal sex.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.

Police radar detectors are illegal.

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is illegal to tickle women.

No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: January 17, 2007 10:27AM

No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

I bet there will be many ffx und'grounders inviting Gravis to go hunting around midnight next Sunday.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: Adam ()
Date: January 17, 2007 12:39PM

You know DC and VA are the only two states that Rader Detectors are illegal in.
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Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

There is no way that can be a law,

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: cherrytop ()
Date: January 17, 2007 01:46PM

It is illegal to tickle women.

I gotta hire an attorney there are a lot of people I want to bring up on charges.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: January 17, 2007 02:50PM

Adam Wrote:
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> You know DC and VA are the only two states that
> Rader Detectors are illegal in.

As far as I know Virginia is the only state where radar detectors are not legal, while is it true that they are not legal in DC as well.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: January 17, 2007 03:12PM

arent most police using Laser's instead of radars now anyway?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/17/2007 03:13PM by ferfux.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: January 17, 2007 11:27PM

it doesn't matter. It's illegal to use any electronic countermeasures against speed detection in VA, no matter what they use to detect speed.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: info desk ()
Date: July 04, 2020 07:08PM

Dumb Laws Wrote:
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> Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights
> on, one may not have sex in any position other
> than missionary.
>
> There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt
> practices of bribery by any person other than
> candidates."
>
> You may not engage in business on Sundays, with
> the exception of almost every industry.
>
> If one is not married, it is illegal for him to
> have sexual relations.
>
> You may not have oral or anal sex.
>
> Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
>
> Police radar detectors are illegal.
>
> Citizens must honk their horn while passing other
> cars.
>
> Children are not to go trick-or-treating on
> Halloween.
>
> It is illegal to tickle women.
>
> No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the
> exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until
> 2:00 AM.

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Re: Dumb VIrginia Laws
Posted by: Thank You ()
Date: July 04, 2020 11:34PM

pgens Wrote:
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> Adam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You know DC and VA are the only two states that
> > Rader Detectors are illegal in.
>
> As far as I know Virginia is the only state where
> radar detectors are not legal, while is it true
> that they are not legal in DC as well.

For the catch and the distinction.

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