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Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Sticky Rice
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Date: July 18, 2018 10:18AM
I stopped wearing underwear 14 years ago.
I was cheating on my wife and my 3 kids with an intelligent, patchouli wearing idealist, that had a great 70’s hairpiece.
Ever since then, my dick has grown at least 2” from the gravity.
I was always wide, like my wrist, but only 6” long, and that’s chincanery measuring my shaft from a hefty pullback of my balls.
Has anyone experienced something similar?
Also, if anyone is wondering, I freeball it when I run, play soccer in adult league and even when I do P90x.
I was cheating on my wife and my 3 kids with an intelligent, patchouli wearing idealist, that had a great 70’s hairpiece.
Ever since then, my dick has grown at least 2” from the gravity.
I was always wide, like my wrist, but only 6” long, and that’s chincanery measuring my shaft from a hefty pullback of my balls.
Has anyone experienced something similar?
Also, if anyone is wondering, I freeball it when I run, play soccer in adult league and even when I do P90x.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Russian Bot
()
Date: July 18, 2018 10:30AM
There’s a Norwegian study they did on rapists and pedophiles in prison.
A group wore really tight underwear that were extremely tight against the testicles.
A group wore under armor type and/or goretex material.
Last group wore no undergarments.
This group had the following:
-More problems with staff
-higher recidivism rate
-more things I can’t recall.
Their conclusion was that because the testicles were not against the body, more sperm was viable and in turn, testosterone increased.
A group wore really tight underwear that were extremely tight against the testicles.
A group wore under armor type and/or goretex material.
Last group wore no undergarments.
This group had the following:
-More problems with staff
-higher recidivism rate
-more things I can’t recall.
Their conclusion was that because the testicles were not against the body, more sperm was viable and in turn, testosterone increased.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Ahead of the curve
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Date: July 18, 2018 10:42AM
There's a reason why farm animals are neutered.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
BYYW6
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Date: July 18, 2018 10:42AM
I have to wear underwear because I get bad stains (skidmarks, pee stains, sperm)
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Commando Salamando
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Date: July 18, 2018 10:55AM
Never with denim, but with dress slacks, always.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
The Morning Racist
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Date: July 18, 2018 11:30AM
Ahead of the curve Wrote:
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> There's a reason why farm animals are neutered.
Certain segments of our population could become part of that program.....
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> There's a reason why farm animals are neutered.
Certain segments of our population could become part of that program.....
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Ok soon Kimchee
()
Date: July 18, 2018 01:05PM
I wear hane underweer. I 69 yr grandpa in annendale.
My 10 centah meter pennis will get big?
My wif berry berry happy if work
My 10 centah meter pennis will get big?
My wif berry berry happy if work
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
vile thuggery
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Date: July 18, 2018 02:42PM
Not sure how big my hawg is, but several women have told me I'm hung like a brown mule.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
STEVVMAC
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Date: July 18, 2018 04:39PM
You fairy.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Did this once
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Date: July 18, 2018 06:00PM
Did this in the military when I first enlisted, for approx 6 yrs.
Now my balls rub on the ground like those balls people put on the rear of their trucks!
Attachments:
Now my balls rub on the ground like those balls people put on the rear of their trucks!
Attachments:
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Stretching vas deferens
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Date: July 18, 2018 08:04PM
Just like those Indonesian women in Guinness book, that stretched their necks with those rings, I wonder if the extra stretch of OP’s penis means more blood can pool into the increased stretched area during an erection, making a bigger penis.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
ClintonBH
()
Date: July 19, 2018 01:31AM
it used to be that the length was determined by the intensity of physical activity during adolescent years. In example, if one did not much else for physical activity then feed and control the remote the you see the penis is all squashed while watching the entertainments on American tv. Also, one must also consider the altitude of the male in terms of air mass density as the blood pressure would increase such that the penis would enlarge.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Thicker or longer
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Date: July 19, 2018 07:51AM
So glad my cock is really thick like two paper towel cardboard tubes laid side by side!
It’s only 8” long tho!
Please help
It’s only 8” long tho!
Please help
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
B V D
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Date: July 19, 2018 08:32AM
Few liberals have changed their underwear in 14 yrs.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Completely wrong
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Date: July 19, 2018 10:50AM
ClintonBH Wrote:
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> it used to be that the length was determined by
> the intensity of physical activity during
> adolescent years. In example, if one did not much
> else for physical activity then feed and control
> the remote the you see the penis is all squashed
> while watching the entertainments on American tv.
> Also, one must also consider the altitude of the
> male in terms of air mass density as the blood
> pressure would increase such that the penis would
> enlarge.
Okay, that is complete bullshit.
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> it used to be that the length was determined by
> the intensity of physical activity during
> adolescent years. In example, if one did not much
> else for physical activity then feed and control
> the remote the you see the penis is all squashed
> while watching the entertainments on American tv.
> Also, one must also consider the altitude of the
> male in terms of air mass density as the blood
> pressure would increase such that the penis would
> enlarge.
Okay, that is complete bullshit.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
BIG DICK ENERGY
()
Date: July 19, 2018 11:18AM
There is no BIG DICK ENERGY at all in this thread.
No confidence, whatsoever.
Goodbye.
No confidence, whatsoever.
Goodbye.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Seek to understand
()
Date: July 19, 2018 03:15PM
Not constraining your testes results in a gravity induced elongation of your sex organ.
Being amazed at your increased manhood results in more confidence and better sex.
Contain your excitement.
Take slow, deep strokes. Narrate your sex act as it occurs. Tabulate feedback.
Adjust your angle of vaginal approach. Seek more feedback.
Maintaining your LARGER cock to satisfy your recipient will result in late nite callbacks.
Nurture and maintain your vaginal harem.
Your welcome.
Being amazed at your increased manhood results in more confidence and better sex.
Contain your excitement.
Take slow, deep strokes. Narrate your sex act as it occurs. Tabulate feedback.
Adjust your angle of vaginal approach. Seek more feedback.
Maintaining your LARGER cock to satisfy your recipient will result in late nite callbacks.
Nurture and maintain your vaginal harem.
Your welcome.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Completely wrong
()
Date: July 19, 2018 04:08PM
Seek to understand Wrote:
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> Not constraining your testes results in a gravity
> induced elongation of your sex organ.
>
>
Simply not true.
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> Not constraining your testes results in a gravity
> induced elongation of your sex organ.
>
>
Simply not true.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
It works
()
Date: July 20, 2018 01:46PM
I’m Chinese and I ran full speed into a wall with an massive erection....I broke my nose!
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Dml
()
Date: July 20, 2018 05:56PM
Seek to understand Wrote:
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> Not constraining your testes results in a gravity
> induced elongation of your sex organ.
>
> Being amazed at your increased manhood results in
> more confidence and better sex.
>
> Contain your excitement.
>
> Take slow, deep strokes. Narrate your sex act as
> it occurs. Tabulate feedback.
> Adjust your angle of vaginal approach. Seek more
> feedback.
>
> Maintaining your LARGER cock to satisfy your
> recipient will result in late nite callbacks.
>
> Nurture and maintain your vaginal harem.
>
> Your welcome.
Good advice.
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> Not constraining your testes results in a gravity
> induced elongation of your sex organ.
>
> Being amazed at your increased manhood results in
> more confidence and better sex.
>
> Contain your excitement.
>
> Take slow, deep strokes. Narrate your sex act as
> it occurs. Tabulate feedback.
> Adjust your angle of vaginal approach. Seek more
> feedback.
>
> Maintaining your LARGER cock to satisfy your
> recipient will result in late nite callbacks.
>
> Nurture and maintain your vaginal harem.
>
> Your welcome.
Good advice.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
deepthroat8
()
Date: July 20, 2018 09:52PM
The only thing I have ever seen attached to a big dick, is a big dick.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Pussy stretcher
()
Date: July 20, 2018 10:04PM
UBER sexual stories are the best.
Discuss!
Discuss!
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Op What Have You Got Against
()
Date: July 20, 2018 11:53PM
Brown racing stripes?, Or could you not remember yellow in front, brown racing stripes in back
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
BUMKL
()
Date: July 21, 2018 08:40AM
Op What Have You Got Against Wrote:
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> Brown racing stripes?, Or could you not remember
> yellow in front, brown racing stripes in back
Skid marks, bacon strips
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> Brown racing stripes?, Or could you not remember
> yellow in front, brown racing stripes in back
Skid marks, bacon strips
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
grossed out girl
()
Date: July 21, 2018 09:47AM
Anyone who gets skid marks after the age of 6 or 8 needs to remedial training on clean up after defecating. For some strange reason it's not uncommon, and totally disgusting.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Its A Typical Liberal Trait
()
Date: July 21, 2018 11:51AM
Brown skid marks and yellow goes in front underwear are never found with Trump voters.
Liberals and Hillary voters are always practicing how to get out of the draft , they also adore Canada and Mexico
Liberals and Hillary voters are always practicing how to get out of the draft , they also adore Canada and Mexico
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
CEH7W
()
Date: July 21, 2018 01:26PM
grossed out girl Wrote:
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> Anyone who gets skid marks after the age of 6 or 8
> needs to remedial training on clean up after
> defecating. For some strange reason it's not
> uncommon, and totally disgusting.
You state your opinion as though its fact. And yet you concede that 'it's not uncommon.' Maybe its you.
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> Anyone who gets skid marks after the age of 6 or 8
> needs to remedial training on clean up after
> defecating. For some strange reason it's not
> uncommon, and totally disgusting.
You state your opinion as though its fact. And yet you concede that 'it's not uncommon.' Maybe its you.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
WTYJK
()
Date: July 21, 2018 01:31PM
Its A Typical Liberal Trait Wrote:
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> Brown skid marks and yellow goes in front
> underwear are never found with Trump voters.
>
> Liberals and Hillary voters are always practicing
> how to get out of the draft
So you voted for Pres. Bonespurs?
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> Brown skid marks and yellow goes in front
> underwear are never found with Trump voters.
>
> Liberals and Hillary voters are always practicing
> how to get out of the draft
So you voted for Pres. Bonespurs?
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
But There Was No Choice
()
Date: July 21, 2018 01:43PM
Hillary was never a choice for 60 million and the electoral college
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
It's a fact
()
Date: July 21, 2018 02:11PM
CEH7W Wrote:
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> grossed out girl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone who gets skid marks after the age of 6 or
> 8
> > needs to remedial training on clean up after
> > defecating. For some strange reason it's not
> > uncommon, and totally disgusting.
>
>
> You state your opinion as though its fact. And yet
> you concede that 'it's not uncommon.' Maybe its
> you.
The fact is that basic hygiene is a life skill expected in adults. People who can't clean themselves are a public health hazard.
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> grossed out girl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone who gets skid marks after the age of 6 or
> 8
> > needs to remedial training on clean up after
> > defecating. For some strange reason it's not
> > uncommon, and totally disgusting.
>
>
> You state your opinion as though its fact. And yet
> you concede that 'it's not uncommon.' Maybe its
> you.
The fact is that basic hygiene is a life skill expected in adults. People who can't clean themselves are a public health hazard.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
What About Illegals ?
()
Date: July 21, 2018 03:07PM
Skid marks and yellow stains are a part of life I guess, Or did a liberal running for office give them "the shirt of his back" and his undershorts as well, has to be one or the other. Odds are the latter
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
peewee skidman
()
Date: July 21, 2018 05:15PM
just get adult diapers if you have bowel/urinary issues.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
TXK4P
()
Date: July 21, 2018 05:27PM
peewee skidman Wrote:
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> just get adult diapers if you have bowel/urinary
> issues.
Pee stains and the occasional skidmark doesn't rise to the level of bowel/urinary issues. Get over yourself.
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> just get adult diapers if you have bowel/urinary
> issues.
Pee stains and the occasional skidmark doesn't rise to the level of bowel/urinary issues. Get over yourself.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
issues or tissues
()
Date: July 21, 2018 08:37PM
TXK4P Wrote:
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> peewee skidman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just get adult diapers if you have
> bowel/urinary
> > issues.
>
>
>
> Pee stains and the occasional skidmark doesn't
> rise to the level of bowel/urinary issues. Get
> over yourself.
Pee stains could absolutely indicate a urinary issue, possibly a serious one. Skidmarks are indicative either of bad cleanup practices or a leaky sphincter. Both of those are serious issues.
Don't ignore those things and definitely get checked out by a doctor.
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> peewee skidman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just get adult diapers if you have
> bowel/urinary
> > issues.
>
>
>
> Pee stains and the occasional skidmark doesn't
> rise to the level of bowel/urinary issues. Get
> over yourself.
Pee stains could absolutely indicate a urinary issue, possibly a serious one. Skidmarks are indicative either of bad cleanup practices or a leaky sphincter. Both of those are serious issues.
Don't ignore those things and definitely get checked out by a doctor.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Illegals Dont Have T.P
()
Date: July 21, 2018 08:51PM
In their home country, they use banana leaves, none growing around here, but it was the libtards fault who gave them "the shirt off his back" and his shorts still
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
TPBW3
()
Date: July 21, 2018 10:35PM
issues or tissues Wrote:
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> TXK4P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peewee skidman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > just get adult diapers if you have
> > bowel/urinary
> > > issues.
> >
> >
> >
> > Pee stains and the occasional skidmark doesn't
> > rise to the level of bowel/urinary issues. Get
> > over yourself.
>
> Pee stains could absolutely indicate a urinary
> issue, possibly a serious one. Skidmarks are
> indicative either of bad cleanup practices or a
> leaky sphincter. Both of those are serious
> issues.
>
> Don't ignore those things and definitely get
> checked out by a doctor.
You're a jackass.
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> TXK4P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peewee skidman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > just get adult diapers if you have
> > bowel/urinary
> > > issues.
> >
> >
> >
> > Pee stains and the occasional skidmark doesn't
> > rise to the level of bowel/urinary issues. Get
> > over yourself.
>
> Pee stains could absolutely indicate a urinary
> issue, possibly a serious one. Skidmarks are
> indicative either of bad cleanup practices or a
> leaky sphincter. Both of those are serious
> issues.
>
> Don't ignore those things and definitely get
> checked out by a doctor.
You're a jackass.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
sissy maid Prunella
()
Date: July 21, 2018 11:09PM
My Wife makes me wear women's underwear.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Cock ring
()
Date: July 23, 2018 05:51PM
Is long term use of a really tight cock ring bad for your vas deferens?
I like a tight one because it pulls my firesking tighter during intercourse, exposing more nerve endings.
I like a tight one because it pulls my firesking tighter during intercourse, exposing more nerve endings.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Cock ring?
()
Date: July 24, 2018 08:05PM
Sounds like some nigger business.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
rooster
()
Date: July 24, 2018 08:13PM
Cock rings work well for me.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Hello faggots
()
Date: August 08, 2018 09:02PM
Op might be right unlike the majority of low IQ posters on here:
Behold:
https://amp.businessinsider.com/boxers-vs-briefs-sperm-count-2018-8
Behold:
https://amp.businessinsider.com/boxers-vs-briefs-sperm-count-2018-8
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Gerry_2
()
Date: August 09, 2018 08:51AM
I don't wear underwear under my shalwar kameez. Sometimes my shit comes through and stains the fabric.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
I have skid marks
()
Date: August 09, 2018 09:11AM
I have daily skid marks and a big dick.
Is this ok?
Is this ok?
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
UYM3C
()
Date: August 09, 2018 02:06PM
I have skid marks Wrote:
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> I have daily skid marks and a big dick.
> Is this ok?
Okay? It sounds great.
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> I have daily skid marks and a big dick.
> Is this ok?
Okay? It sounds great.
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Hillsboroharry
()
Date: August 19, 2018 11:02AM
UYM3C Wrote:
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> I have skid marks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have daily skid marks and a big dick.
> > Is this ok?
>
>
> Okay? It sounds great.
Why don't you two get a hotel room and spend the rest of the day licking each otger's skid marks? I'm sure you'll be very happy together
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> I have skid marks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have daily skid marks and a big dick.
> > Is this ok?
>
>
> Okay? It sounds great.
Why don't you two get a hotel room and spend the rest of the day licking each otger's skid marks? I'm sure you'll be very happy together
Re: Stopped wearing underwear 14 yrs ago
Posted by:
Imagine me and you
()
Date: August 19, 2018 11:04AM
I do, slowly licking each other’s ball sack seams....
So happy, we were meant to be,
So sick tooooo-gettttthhhhh-Er
So happy, we were meant to be,
So sick tooooo-gettttthhhhh-Er