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Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Basaboil fan ()
Date: July 03, 2018 09:12PM

Since you can't fire the team, he better polish up his resume. Who will be the next Nats manager?

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Dick Trickle ()
Date: July 03, 2018 10:10PM

He should have a broom in his hand somewhere. Not sure how he landed this gig, but he's dumb. You watch interviews with him? Really dumb.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: July 04, 2018 12:36PM

First gig as the #1 guy, but he was a highly thought of #2 for the Rays and Cubs for years before he came here. Probably speaks better Spanish than most of you doozies too.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: And the good news is ()
Date: July 04, 2018 09:26PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> First gig as the #1 guy, but he was a highly
> thought of #2 for the Rays and Cubs for years
> before he came here. Probably speaks better
> Spanish than most of you doozies too.


So he's a press 2 for manager?

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Crispy ()
Date: July 04, 2018 09:30PM

He's in way over his head. Bye bye.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: The Duster ()
Date: July 04, 2018 09:35PM

If they really wanted to win, they would bring back Dusty.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Fire Rizzo ()
Date: July 04, 2018 09:43PM

I would fire Rizzo and the hitting coach first. We cant hit the ball. Need more patience at the plate. Take your walks like Jayson Werth used to do. Make the pitcher earn every pitch. We keep striking out and swinging at the first pitch into a double play or pop fly. I wouldn't blame Dave Martinez I blame the hitting coach and our non hitting players.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: nose plugs ()
Date: July 04, 2018 09:45PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> First gig as the #1 guy, but he was a highly
> thought of #2 for the Rays and Cubs for years
> before he came here. Probably speaks better
> Spanish than most of you doozies too.


He sure as he'll stinks like a #2.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Dann Snider ()
Date: July 04, 2018 10:08PM

Last year how many games did the Nats win?

Firing Dusty was a real stroke of genius.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Asker of questions ()
Date: July 04, 2018 11:25PM

Basaboil fan Wrote:
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> Since you can't fire the team, he better polish up
> his resume. Who will be the next Nats manager?

D'ya' miss Dusty, YET?????????

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: July 04, 2018 11:29PM

Fire Rizzo Wrote:
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> I would fire Rizzo and the hitting coach first. We
> cant hit the ball. Need more patience at the
> plate. Take your walks like Jayson Werth used to
> do. Make the pitcher earn every pitch.



Soto does that and look at him. That guy is gonna' be a real thorn in the side of opposing pitchers. He's REAL TROUBLE. What the FUCK was he doing playing A Ball? They should designate some of those bums, like Bust Hype-er, for assignment and bring up some more of their A-Ball guys, if Soto is any indication.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: P7NPU ()
Date: July 04, 2018 11:32PM

Dann Snider Wrote:
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>
> Firing Dusty was a real stroke of genius.


they did it real shitty, too. They waited until he left for California and sent him an email to say they weren't renewing his contract. Low class-No Class. When you got a guy like that who made your team at least respectable, you look him in the eye and tell him he's fired, you don't wimp out. But then, look at who owns the Nats. The Lerner family is nothing but ladies' underwear salesmen, anyhow.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Tom N ()
Date: July 04, 2018 11:33PM

Dusty got canned because he started bringing up all the colored kids that weren't any better than the beaners or the white kids. He was on the "help a nigga out" bandwagon and it was getting outta hand. Then he wanted a raise and that was the end of it.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: July 04, 2018 11:41PM

Tom N Wrote:
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> Dusty got canned because he started bringing up
> all the colored kids that weren't any better than
> the beaners or the white kids. He was on the
> "help a nigga out" bandwagon and it was getting
> outta hand.


Consider he put a foot in Mikey's ass and told him take some coaching or get designated for assignment. Ol' Mikey went from a one-something hitter to mediocre overnight. Dusty told him straight up, he had guys who could play center just as good as Mikey but who could actually hit the ball, so unless Mikey quit being a black Danny Espinosa, he couldn't help him.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: AARPer ()
Date: July 05, 2018 06:05AM

Pointer outer of things Wrote:
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> Tom N Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dusty got canned because he started bringing up
> > all the colored kids that weren't any better
> than
> > the beaners or the white kids. He was on the
> > "help a nigga out" bandwagon and it was getting
> > outta hand.
>
>
> Consider he put a foot in Mikey's ass and told him
> take some coaching or get designated for
> assignment. Ol' Mikey went from a one-something
> hitter to mediocre overnight. Dusty told him
> straight up, he had guys who could play center
> just as good as Mikey but who could actually hit
> the ball, so unless Mikey quit being a black Danny
> Espinosa, he couldn't help him.


You and the poster above you are fucking idiots. I’ll bet your wives worship the BBC.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: nigger level intelligence ()
Date: July 05, 2018 07:55AM

AARPer Wrote:
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>
> You and the poster above you are fucking idiots.
> I’ll bet your wives worship the BBC.


Sounds like that's coming from a man that's had a black cock or 30 in his lifetime. Congratulations.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Pity the fools... ()
Date: July 05, 2018 11:27AM

BBC is a fad now among the clinically insane and incurable.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: rookie manager ()
Date: July 05, 2018 02:36PM

Martinez is not wholly to blame, but he's made big mistakes with the pitching staff, as far as when to keep guys in and when to pull them.
The hitting, now that's not on Martinez.
His post game interviews are poor. He makes Dusty look smart.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Where's Dusty ()
Date: July 05, 2018 03:37PM

Dann Snider Wrote:
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> Last year how many games did the Nats win?
>
> Firing Dusty was a real stroke of genius.

Is Dusty still available? He won games and got the NATs to championships.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Doc Holliday ()
Date: July 05, 2018 06:03PM

Where's Dusty Wrote:
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> Dann Snider Wrote:
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> -----
> > Last year how many games did the Nats win?
> >
> > Firing Dusty was a real stroke of genius.
>
> Is Dusty still available? He won games and got
> the NATs to championships.

You people need to move on from Dusty.

Last I heard he was running a dice game in the alley off Minnesota Ave on Thursday nights and twice on Tuesdays.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Matter of fact... ()
Date: July 06, 2018 12:52PM

Baker actually works for the SF Giants as a special advisor to the CEO.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 34 has lost it ()
Date: July 06, 2018 12:57PM

Turner, Soto, and Adams came through last night.
Harper, another 0-, and botched a routine fly in the outfield.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: One day at a time ()
Date: July 06, 2018 04:22PM

^^^ It doesn’t work that way.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 06, 2018 05:12PM

One day at a time Wrote:
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> ^^^ It doesn’t work that way.


What's Harper's average this season?

Look it up and you'll see it's worked that way for 80 or so games.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 06, 2018 07:44PM

Only a fool would think that.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Next Year ()
Date: July 06, 2018 10:10PM


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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Soto is the beast ()
Date: July 06, 2018 10:17PM


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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: K' Opectate Johnson ()
Date: July 07, 2018 06:53AM

Matter of fact... Wrote:
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> Baker actually works for the SF Giants as a
> special advisor to the CEO.


Diversity hire.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: fp santangelo's cousin ()
Date: July 07, 2018 08:02AM

two in a row.
Thanks, Trea Turner, and Soto.
Harper gets his walks but is fouling off or late on pitches right down the middle.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Look at the boobs ()
Date: July 07, 2018 12:31PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> Only a fool would think that.


Only a hapless moron would say that.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 07, 2018 12:58PM

Look at the boobs Wrote:
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> Only a hapless moron would say that.

Things don’t work that way, douchebag. Go back and sit down.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 Back of the Card ()
Date: July 07, 2018 01:24PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> Look at the boobs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----It’s a
> > Only a hapless moron would say that.
>
> Things don’t work that way, douchebag. Go back
> and sit down.

Sure it does. That's why it's called an average. Over 80 or so games, it starts to paint a pretty clear picture. Right now, Harper is only 11 points north of the Mendoza Line (and 4 points Sounth of Mendoza's career average). Couple that with his dWAR bring in the negative territory, and he doesn't make for a very productive player at this point in his career. Perhaps he's having contract year jitters, but his numbers are plain awful this year.

I realize you fancy yourself som big league aficionado, but you baseball analysis and insights aren't even up to Legion ball levels.

The ump called strike three on you long ago, you're just arguing against a foregone conclusion. You're out!

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 07, 2018 03:17PM

You’re a worthless novice when it comes to baseball. Those of us who actually know the game laugh at your hapless ineptitude.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 07, 2018 04:06PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> You’re a worthless novice when it comes to
> baseball. Those of us who actually know the game
> laugh at your hapless ineptitude.


Believe me, anyone who knows something about baseball does not include you in their company. In fact, in this thread alone, you've demonstrated just how little you know. Your entire baseball IQ consists of "no it doesn't" and "you're wrong." That might work on your T-ball bench, sluggo, but not so much out in the world of thinking people.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Give Bryce a break ()
Date: July 07, 2018 06:51PM

He has HIV, jerks.
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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 07, 2018 07:34PM

2018 back of the card Wrote:
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> Believe me, anyone who knows something about
> baseball does not include you in their company. In
> fact, in this thread alone, you've demonstrated
> just how little you know. Your entire baseball IQ
> consists of "no it doesn't" and "you're wrong."
> That might work on your T-ball bench, sluggo, but
> not so much out in the world of thinking people.

Thinking people spend little time in your company. It’s an anti-douche sort of thing.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 08, 2018 10:48AM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> 2018 back of the card Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Believe me, anyone who knows something about
> > baseball does not include you in their company.
> In
> > fact, in this thread alone, you've demonstrated
> > just how little you know. Your entire baseball
> IQ
> > consists of "no it doesn't" and "you're wrong."
>
> > That might work on your T-ball bench, sluggo,
> but
> > not so much out in the world of thinking
> people.
>
> Thinking people spend little time in your company.
> It’s an anti-douche sort of thing.


Wow, look at all that insight into baseball analytics. Oh wait, it's nothing more than T-ball Teddy trolling for attention. Amazing that with all his baseball knowledge, he actually hasn't talked about baseball. Loser.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: winstreak ()
Date: July 08, 2018 10:58AM

Three in a row. Keep it going, Nats

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 08, 2018 05:59PM

Analytics? You think a half-year batting average is analytics, you ignorant douche.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: pitching ??? ()
Date: July 08, 2018 06:41PM

well, that takes care of the winning streak.
Nats need a catcher and a starter for the 2nd half.
Rizzo needs to work some magic.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Gladiator ()
Date: July 08, 2018 10:13PM

Tax dollars that should have been spent to
educate kids and house the poor

Instead wasted so suburban jerk off could masturbate in public at a stadium.

The day is coming when you will all be murdered in your plush comfy beds.


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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 09, 2018 11:58AM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> Analytics? You think a half-year batting average
> is analytics, you ignorant douche.


Damn, you're dense, T-Ball Teddy. You can use analytics in a multitude of ways to analyze numerous aspects of the game. They point to Harper on pace to hit 100 points lower than last year. They tell me he's having a horrendous year in the field. His Fielding Runs Above Average is in the negative double digits this year. They also tell me his Baserunning Runs are the lowest in his career and they're in the negative territory as well. His numbers are down in nearly every statistical category. I realize this is all above your head, so maybe it's best to ask mommy for the Big League Chew and hit the showers.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 09, 2018 02:14PM

LOL. Everyone knows he’s had a poor season to date. What smarter people than you understand is that such things are not unusual.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 09, 2018 02:58PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> LOL. Everyone knows he’s had a poor season to
> date. What smarter people than you understand is
> that such things are not unusual.


Who said it was unusual? C'mon, T-Ball Teddy, that's been the point all along. Harper sucks this season. Are you too thick to even pick up on that in my handle? Hint: it references 2018 stats on the back of a baseball card. Take a line drive to the noggin or something?

Let's recap for the intellectually challenged (you):

2018 back of the card Wrote:
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> One day at a time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^ It doesn’t work that way.
>
>
> What's Harper's average this season?
>
> Look it up and you'll see it's worked that way for
> 80 or so games.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 09, 2018 04:06PM

80 games? Sounds kind of like half a season, an interval over which standard variability is quite large. Some of us
Know that. Others obviously do not.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 09, 2018 04:19PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> 80 games? Sounds kind of like half a season, an
> interval over which standard variability is quite
> large. Some of us
> Know that. Others obviously do not.


It's half of his 2018 stats. Haven't we already covered this, T-Ball Teddy? Again, why are you so slow? Sniffing the neatsfoot oil again?

It's about 10% of all MLB games he's played. In those 80 or so games he is way down in nearly every statistical category. Do you still not get this?

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 09, 2018 05:12PM

Everyone knows he's had a poor season so far. If that were your point, no one would have jumped on you for being such a dumbfuck.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Love These Discussions ()
Date: July 09, 2018 05:16PM

^^^^

You guys are funny.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 10, 2018 11:58AM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> Everyone knows he's had a poor season so far. If
> that were your point, no one would have jumped on
> you for being such a dumbfuck.


That was the point. As evidenced by both my handle "2018 back of the card" and also my statements. For instance, when I asked, "[w]hat's Harper's average this season? I was talking about THIS SEASON. Even the dumbest of dumbfucks could follow that. You fell short. How dumb does that make you?

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 10, 2018 01:19PM

You have no point, doofus. Actual analytics were invented to help keep bozos like you out of the conversation.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 10, 2018 01:23PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> You have no point, doofus. Actual analytics were
> invented to help keep bozos like you out of the
> conversation.


T-Ball Teddy's back to the "no it doesn't" or "you're wrong" line of arguing. No substance and even less style.

I'm sorry you were too stupid to follow along. There's probably not much that can be done to fix that level of dumb.

Go chew on your glove in the outfield, ya bum.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 10, 2018 01:44PM

When it comes to baseball, you are no worthy interlocutor at all.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of the card ()
Date: July 10, 2018 01:50PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> When it comes to baseball, you are no worthy
> interlocutor at all.

T-Ball Teddy's been reduced to using word of the day calendar entries. It must be a feeble attempt to save face. Looks like the insult against his style of debating hit a little to close to home.

Probably because his lack of baseball knowledge has been put on full display here.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 10, 2018 02:12PM

You’re still in a playpen, loser. Your half-season bilge is causing little children to stare. Harper is 25 years old. He has an ROY and an MVP. But he’s as subject to variability as anyone else. You could show some variability yourself by posting a coherent reply. But I’m not expecting to see one.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of card ()
Date: July 10, 2018 02:18PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> You’re still in a playpen, loser. Your
> half-season bilge is causing little children to
> stare. Harper is 25 years old. He has an ROY and
> an MVP. But he’s as subject to variability as
> anyone else. You could show some variability
> yourself by posting a coherent reply. But I’m
> not expecting to see one.


No shit, moron. You're now repeating my points in different words. As has been pointed out numerous times, he sucks THIS YEAR. That's all that I ever said. Nothing you can do can change that fact.

It's been drilled into your head over and over again, but you're still too dumb to accept it.

You are now simply saying the same thing I said 4 days ago. It took you 4 days to get it because you are a colossal dumbass. This little kabuki dance you are going through is not distracting anyone from that fact.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: Listen to the loons ()
Date: July 10, 2018 03:30PM

That’s not how it works.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 2018 back of card ()
Date: July 10, 2018 03:37PM

Listen to the loons Wrote:
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> That’s not how it works.


You back to repeating yourself, T-Ball Teddy? I have a feeling you don't know how a multitude of things work.

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: fucthenats ()
Date: July 10, 2018 05:52PM

fuck the nats

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Re: Nats manager Dave Martinez
Posted by: 34 ()
Date: July 10, 2018 06:30PM

Is gay as fuck.

Let's go Soto!!!!!!
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