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Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
NoName
()
Date: June 25, 2018 11:55PM
I just wanted to say that I love, love, love it when I hear some pansy-ass dude on a BIcycle (accent on the bi because they are seem like cocksuckers) gets run over on a bike and gets his brains smeared on the road. These entitled assholes seem to love nothing more than to hold up traffic on major thoroughfares, just because they can. They claim they have the “right” to do so as they demand that people in cars follow the rules of the road, yet they regularly blow through stops signs and stop lights, as well as try to intimidate pedestrians to get out of their way. They don’t follow the rules, they just insist you do. Now I am not advocating anyone run them over (that would be wrong) I am just saying I am always happy when I hear it has happened. I swear it puts a smile on my face every time. The only time I get a little disappointed is when they live through it, although knowing they are in immense pain does give me comfort.
I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride it off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over debris and fallen trees, down into drainage ways and back up, basically tearing it up in a way that keeps it fun, interesting, and actually requires some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the street holding up people on the way home, to work, or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I can. And when I encounter a walker, runner, whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off the trail onto the side as it is easy to do and again, more fun that just riding on a linear path that tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike, ride a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then fuck you and I hope you die….slowly.
I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride it off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over debris and fallen trees, down into drainage ways and back up, basically tearing it up in a way that keeps it fun, interesting, and actually requires some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the street holding up people on the way home, to work, or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I can. And when I encounter a walker, runner, whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off the trail onto the side as it is easy to do and again, more fun that just riding on a linear path that tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike, ride a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then fuck you and I hope you die….slowly.
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
concerned3
()
Date: June 26, 2018 12:25AM
that sounds severe. wishing or praying something bad happens to someone is really quite hateful. I get upset at them too but would never want to see someone needlessly injured. For the record. I am a Trumptard.
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
NoName
()
Date: June 26, 2018 12:58AM
concerned3 Wrote:
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> that sounds severe. wishing or praying something
> bad happens to someone is really quite hateful. I
> get upset at them too but would never want to see
> someone needlessly injured. For the record. I am
> a Trumptard.
Hey,
I understand your sentiment, but I don’t feel bad about what I said. I would never run them over, and I don’t encourage others to do so. I do think that most of the people run over are probably riding their bike like an asshole, in the middle of the road, going 20-30 mph under the speed limit and holding up traffic just because they can. You can see the look on their stupid faces and can tell they are getting a kick out of holding up people in cars. I think they are jerks, and I not only don’t care when they die, but it does make me smile. I am not saying my attitude is right, but it is what it is. Anyway I hope you have a great day.
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> that sounds severe. wishing or praying something
> bad happens to someone is really quite hateful. I
> get upset at them too but would never want to see
> someone needlessly injured. For the record. I am
> a Trumptard.
Hey,
I understand your sentiment, but I don’t feel bad about what I said. I would never run them over, and I don’t encourage others to do so. I do think that most of the people run over are probably riding their bike like an asshole, in the middle of the road, going 20-30 mph under the speed limit and holding up traffic just because they can. You can see the look on their stupid faces and can tell they are getting a kick out of holding up people in cars. I think they are jerks, and I not only don’t care when they die, but it does make me smile. I am not saying my attitude is right, but it is what it is. Anyway I hope you have a great day.
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
Ram em
()
Date: June 26, 2018 05:54AM
Biketards
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
Apricksaprick
()
Date: June 26, 2018 07:35AM
NoName Wrote:
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> I just wanted to say that I love, love, love it
> when I hear some pansy-ass dude on a BIcycle
> (accent on the bi because they are seem like
> cocksuckers) gets run over on a bike and gets his
> brains smeared on the road. These entitled
> assholes seem to love nothing more than to hold up
> traffic on major thoroughfares, just because they
> can. They claim they have the “right” to do so
> as they demand that people in cars follow the
> rules of the road, yet they regularly blow through
> stops signs and stop lights, as well as try to
> intimidate pedestrians to get out of their way.
> They don’t follow the rules, they just insist
> you do. Now I am not advocating anyone run them
> over (that would be wrong) I am just saying I am
> always happy when I hear it has happened. I swear
> it puts a smile on my face every time. The only
> time I get a little disappointed is when they live
> through it, although knowing they are in immense
> pain does give me comfort.
>
>
> I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride it
> off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over
> debris and fallen trees, down into drainage ways
> and back up, basically tearing it up in a way that
> keeps it fun, interesting, and actually requires
> some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the
> street holding up people on the way home, to work,
> or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I
> can. And when I encounter a walker, runner,
> whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off the
> trail onto the side as it is easy to do and again,
> more fun that just riding on a linear path that
> tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike, ride
> a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then fuck
> you and I hope you die….slowly.
OP, While driving a motorized vehicle in traffic, do you slow down when you get a text. Are you preoccupied with your device at traffic lights? Do you stop in the middle of a thru lane when you miss your turn, jump in traffic and don’t accelerate until you set your gps set? If you do, you are still “holding up people on their way” and are equally “an entitled prick”
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> I just wanted to say that I love, love, love it
> when I hear some pansy-ass dude on a BIcycle
> (accent on the bi because they are seem like
> cocksuckers) gets run over on a bike and gets his
> brains smeared on the road. These entitled
> assholes seem to love nothing more than to hold up
> traffic on major thoroughfares, just because they
> can. They claim they have the “right” to do so
> as they demand that people in cars follow the
> rules of the road, yet they regularly blow through
> stops signs and stop lights, as well as try to
> intimidate pedestrians to get out of their way.
> They don’t follow the rules, they just insist
> you do. Now I am not advocating anyone run them
> over (that would be wrong) I am just saying I am
> always happy when I hear it has happened. I swear
> it puts a smile on my face every time. The only
> time I get a little disappointed is when they live
> through it, although knowing they are in immense
> pain does give me comfort.
>
>
> I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride it
> off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over
> debris and fallen trees, down into drainage ways
> and back up, basically tearing it up in a way that
> keeps it fun, interesting, and actually requires
> some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the
> street holding up people on the way home, to work,
> or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I
> can. And when I encounter a walker, runner,
> whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off the
> trail onto the side as it is easy to do and again,
> more fun that just riding on a linear path that
> tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike, ride
> a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then fuck
> you and I hope you die….slowly.
OP, While driving a motorized vehicle in traffic, do you slow down when you get a text. Are you preoccupied with your device at traffic lights? Do you stop in the middle of a thru lane when you miss your turn, jump in traffic and don’t accelerate until you set your gps set? If you do, you are still “holding up people on their way” and are equally “an entitled prick”
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
watch the road, idiots
()
Date: June 26, 2018 07:51AM
I don't use my cell phone when I'm operating a vehicle. My cell phone is off and in my console. I watch where I'm going at all times. It's not that hard, but I notice many adults are unable to do this. They are like children.
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
Niggerloses bike race to bus
()
Date: June 26, 2018 02:10PM
Nigger kid gets run over by bus and “head explodes like a watermelon.”
Quoted by wash post....
WATERMELON!
Dats Raycis!
Quoted by wash post....
WATERMELON!
Dats Raycis!
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
Share the road
()
Date: June 26, 2018 02:58PM
NoName Wrote:
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> I just wanted to say that I love, love, love it
> when I hear some pansy-ass dude on a BIcycle
> (accent on the bi because they are seem like
> cocksuckers) gets run over on a bike and gets his
> brains smeared on the road. These entitled
> assholes seem to love nothing more than to hold up
> traffic on major thoroughfares, just because they
> can. They claim they have the “right” to do so
> as they demand that people in cars follow the
> rules of the road, yet they regularly blow through
> stops signs and stop lights, as well as try to
> intimidate pedestrians to get out of their way.
> They don’t follow the rules, they just insist
> you do. Now I am not advocating anyone run them
> over (that would be wrong) I am just saying I am
> always happy when I hear it has happened. I swear
> it puts a smile on my face every time. The only
> time I get a little disappointed is when they live
> through it, although knowing they are in immense
> pain does give me comfort.
>
>
> I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride it
> off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over
> debris and fallen trees, down into drainage ways
> and back up, basically tearing it up in a way that
> keeps it fun, interesting, and actually requires
> some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the
> street holding up people on the way home, to work,
> or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I
> can. And when I encounter a walker, runner,
> whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off the
> trail onto the side as it is easy to do and again,
> more fun that just riding on a linear path that
> tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike, ride
> a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then fuck
> you and I hope you die….slowly.
So how drunk or how much speed were you on when you made this attempt at English prose?
Its obvious you have never ridden single track (or 'drainage way' lol). It seems unlikely you are even allowed to operate a motor vehicle based on your intellect.
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> I just wanted to say that I love, love, love it
> when I hear some pansy-ass dude on a BIcycle
> (accent on the bi because they are seem like
> cocksuckers) gets run over on a bike and gets his
> brains smeared on the road. These entitled
> assholes seem to love nothing more than to hold up
> traffic on major thoroughfares, just because they
> can. They claim they have the “right” to do so
> as they demand that people in cars follow the
> rules of the road, yet they regularly blow through
> stops signs and stop lights, as well as try to
> intimidate pedestrians to get out of their way.
> They don’t follow the rules, they just insist
> you do. Now I am not advocating anyone run them
> over (that would be wrong) I am just saying I am
> always happy when I hear it has happened. I swear
> it puts a smile on my face every time. The only
> time I get a little disappointed is when they live
> through it, although knowing they are in immense
> pain does give me comfort.
>
>
> I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride it
> off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over
> debris and fallen trees, down into drainage ways
> and back up, basically tearing it up in a way that
> keeps it fun, interesting, and actually requires
> some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the
> street holding up people on the way home, to work,
> or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I
> can. And when I encounter a walker, runner,
> whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off the
> trail onto the side as it is easy to do and again,
> more fun that just riding on a linear path that
> tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike, ride
> a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then fuck
> you and I hope you die….slowly.
So how drunk or how much speed were you on when you made this attempt at English prose?
Its obvious you have never ridden single track (or 'drainage way' lol). It seems unlikely you are even allowed to operate a motor vehicle based on your intellect.
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
NoName
()
Date: June 30, 2018 06:09AM
Apricksaprick Wrote:
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> OP, While driving a motorized vehicle in traffic,
> do you slow down when you get a text. Are you
> preoccupied with your device at traffic lights?
> Do you stop in the middle of a thru lane when you
> miss your turn, jump in traffic and don’t
> accelerate until you set your gps set? If you do,
> you are still “holding up people on their way”
> and are equally “an entitled prick”
No, I don’t use my cellphone at all while driving, I do see many people doing this and they are as bad (or worse) than drunk drivers. When I see them I get beside them and honk, then give them the two fingers pointed at my eyes, then two fingers pointed forward towards the road. They are dangerous shitheads just like bike riders. I hope all cellphone users (while driving) run off the road, crash and die, without harming anyone else. I also love it when an entitled bike rider gets smashed on the road for driving like an entitled asshole. Fuck you, your dead mommy, and all faggots on bikes riding on transportation routes, holding up traffic. Also you are gay, now cry when some baker refuses to make your faggot wedding cake.
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> OP, While driving a motorized vehicle in traffic,
> do you slow down when you get a text. Are you
> preoccupied with your device at traffic lights?
> Do you stop in the middle of a thru lane when you
> miss your turn, jump in traffic and don’t
> accelerate until you set your gps set? If you do,
> you are still “holding up people on their way”
> and are equally “an entitled prick”
No, I don’t use my cellphone at all while driving, I do see many people doing this and they are as bad (or worse) than drunk drivers. When I see them I get beside them and honk, then give them the two fingers pointed at my eyes, then two fingers pointed forward towards the road. They are dangerous shitheads just like bike riders. I hope all cellphone users (while driving) run off the road, crash and die, without harming anyone else. I also love it when an entitled bike rider gets smashed on the road for driving like an entitled asshole. Fuck you, your dead mommy, and all faggots on bikes riding on transportation routes, holding up traffic. Also you are gay, now cry when some baker refuses to make your faggot wedding cake.
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
NoName
()
Date: June 30, 2018 06:41PM
Share the road Wrote:
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> NoName Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just wanted to say that I love, love, love it
> > when I hear some pansy-ass dude on a BIcycle
> > (accent on the bi because they are seem like
> > cocksuckers) gets run over on a bike and
> gets his
> > brains smeared on the road. These entitled
> > assholes seem to love nothing more than to hold
> up
> > traffic on major thoroughfares, just because
> they
> > can. They claim they have the “right” to do
> so
> > as they demand that people in cars follow the
> > rules of the road, yet they regularly blow
> through
> > stops signs and stop lights, as well as try to
> > intimidate pedestrians to get out of their way.
> > They don’t follow the rules, they just insist
> > you do. Now I am not advocating anyone run them
> > over (that would be wrong) I am just saying I
> am
> > always happy when I hear it has happened. I
> swear
> > it puts a smile on my face every time. The only
> > time I get a little disappointed is when they
> live
> > through it, although knowing they are in
> immense
> > pain does give me comfort.
> >
> >
> > I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride
> it
> > off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over
> > debris and fallen trees, down into
> drainage ways
> > and back up, basically tearing it up in a way
> that
> > keeps it fun, interesting, and actually
> requires
> > some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the
> > street holding up people on the way home, to
> work,
> > or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I
> > can. And when I encounter a walker, runner,
> > whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off
> the
> > trail onto the side as it is easy to do and
> again,
> > more fun that just riding on a linear path that
> > tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike,
> ride
> > a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then
> fuck
> > you and I hope you die….slowly.
>
> So how drunk or how much speed were you on when
> you made this attempt at English prose?
>
> Its obvious you have never ridden single track (or
> 'drainage way' lol). It seems unlikely you are
> even allowed to operate a motor vehicle based on
> your intellect.
I just wrote something quick and you refer to it as “English prose”? You seem a little too fixated on me; you are obviously a rump-ranger. You are clearly impressed by my writing style as you needed to comment on it, I understand, you are intimidated. As for my intellect I guarantee mine surpasses yours by a factor of 10, both by formal education and natively as well. I may not be smart, but I am much smarter than you, as you are clearly a simpleton.
I don’t ride my bike every day, or even that often, maybe a few times a month at best, though I used to ride much more. I never said I was a racer, but yes I have ridden on tracks, and many trails. As far as cars I have several vehicles and a stellar driving record. I have had zero points on my license for the last 20 years (in my state) although I have been pulled over for speeding a few times I never got a ticket as I wasn’t weaving in traffic or endangering others. You can try to find fault all you want, and engage in imaginary scenarios where you are somehow superior to me, but you are a gay imbecile who probably can’t even find another faggot to fuck him. Now run along and bite your pillow.
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> NoName Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just wanted to say that I love, love, love it
> > when I hear some pansy-ass dude on a BIcycle
> > (accent on the bi because they are seem like
> > cocksuckers) gets run over on a bike and
> gets his
> > brains smeared on the road. These entitled
> > assholes seem to love nothing more than to hold
> up
> > traffic on major thoroughfares, just because
> they
> > can. They claim they have the “right” to do
> so
> > as they demand that people in cars follow the
> > rules of the road, yet they regularly blow
> through
> > stops signs and stop lights, as well as try to
> > intimidate pedestrians to get out of their way.
> > They don’t follow the rules, they just insist
> > you do. Now I am not advocating anyone run them
> > over (that would be wrong) I am just saying I
> am
> > always happy when I hear it has happened. I
> swear
> > it puts a smile on my face every time. The only
> > time I get a little disappointed is when they
> live
> > through it, although knowing they are in
> immense
> > pain does give me comfort.
> >
> >
> > I myself have a bike, a mountain bike. I ride
> it
> > off-road and on trails. I enjoy jumping over
> > debris and fallen trees, down into
> drainage ways
> > and back up, basically tearing it up in a way
> that
> > keeps it fun, interesting, and actually
> requires
> > some skill and stamina. I do not ride on the
> > street holding up people on the way home, to
> work,
> > or otherwise traveling somewhere just because I
> > can. And when I encounter a walker, runner,
> > whatever when I am on the trail I just hop off
> the
> > trail onto the side as it is easy to do and
> again,
> > more fun that just riding on a linear path that
> > tells me where to go. You wanna ride a bike,
> ride
> > a bike. You wanna be an entitled prick then
> fuck
> > you and I hope you die….slowly.
>
> So how drunk or how much speed were you on when
> you made this attempt at English prose?
>
> Its obvious you have never ridden single track (or
> 'drainage way' lol). It seems unlikely you are
> even allowed to operate a motor vehicle based on
> your intellect.
I just wrote something quick and you refer to it as “English prose”? You seem a little too fixated on me; you are obviously a rump-ranger. You are clearly impressed by my writing style as you needed to comment on it, I understand, you are intimidated. As for my intellect I guarantee mine surpasses yours by a factor of 10, both by formal education and natively as well. I may not be smart, but I am much smarter than you, as you are clearly a simpleton.
I don’t ride my bike every day, or even that often, maybe a few times a month at best, though I used to ride much more. I never said I was a racer, but yes I have ridden on tracks, and many trails. As far as cars I have several vehicles and a stellar driving record. I have had zero points on my license for the last 20 years (in my state) although I have been pulled over for speeding a few times I never got a ticket as I wasn’t weaving in traffic or endangering others. You can try to find fault all you want, and engage in imaginary scenarios where you are somehow superior to me, but you are a gay imbecile who probably can’t even find another faggot to fuck him. Now run along and bite your pillow.
Re: Dead dudes on bikes
Posted by:
Groovy.Ghoul
()
Date: June 30, 2018 06:54PM
Death to all the bicyclists...fuck those people.