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SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: Socrates ()
Date: June 14, 2018 01:29PM

A couple of years back, I dated this very
attractive woman who lived in Lorton.

She had gotten divorced. Strangely, her
husband had neglected her sexually for a very long time.
What a waste, because she was.....well let's just say
above average.

Anyway, that is just background. Used to go out to
see her in VA, and we'd visit a variety of places.

I especially enjoyed this joint called Not Your Average Joes.

In the summer, they served this fantastic drink, Watermelon Sangria.

I was pleased and surprised to see they put the recipe right on
their website! I call that generous and classy.

Thought I would pass it on:


Ingredients:

1 btl red wine (we prefer merlot)
½ cup triple sec
½ cup brandy
½ cup oj
½ cup mango juice
½ cup pineapple juice
2 cup sweet and sour mix
Directions:

Combine ingredients in a pitcher.
Add any sliced fruit and ice.
Mix well.

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Re: SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: Be Generous and Classy ()
Date: June 14, 2018 01:35PM

Why not share some pics of the "Above Average" woman.

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Re: SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: June 14, 2018 02:17PM

Hey Socrates, why don’t you go back to Ancient Greece and go Greek with some young fellas.

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Re: SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: SaulSinger ()
Date: June 14, 2018 03:09PM

Hey Hilbilly Hal why are you always talking about gay stuff. You chased Klein off the boards with all your gay responses. Its ok if your gay just please stop with your perversions.

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Re: SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: sandyk ()
Date: June 14, 2018 03:52PM

Socrates sounds like that Bruce Klein guy. Above, lots of saying nothing. Notice how if they are not ready for Hillary their stories just suck bull balls.

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Re: SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: June 14, 2018 08:31PM

SaulSinger Wrote:
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> Hey Hilbilly Hal why are you always talking about
> gay stuff. You chased Klein off the boards with
> all your gay responses. Its ok if your gay just
> please stop with your perversions.


Hey SaulSinger, I bet you look just like a hog. My neighbors would like to make you squeal like a pig.

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Re: SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: Gerry creative ()
Date: June 14, 2018 09:09PM

OP is Gerry taking a creative writing workshop!

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Re: SUMMERTIME! just some trivia
Posted by: Soul Sister #1 ()
Date: June 15, 2018 02:48AM

Let's see some pics jimbroneeee

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