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I'm so sick and tired of all these whiners saying we need things like new textbooks, when the only IMPORTANT way to spend school funds is on the football team!
No less an authority than football legend Mike Ditka has said that he would never let a son of his play football!
Well, of course not! Who would support a sport that routinely cripples young men with repeated concussions and brain damage?
Thats why we just load the kids on the bus, tell them we are taking them to the foot ball game, then drive the bus off a cliff!
This is okay, because if any of the boys survive it, they get sucked off by the cheerleading squad.