The things that can do this are sitting on the couch in front of the tube and try to write some crap that can be interesting for people on FXU. It is not an easy job but I always do my utmost in order to spark the interest of my followers here on FFXU. I do try to get the creative juices flowing amply as to get your interest in the subject matter that will have you salivating for more. That is tangible in front of the tube typing away on this keyboard and trying to keep this article of interest. Stay tuned though because tomorrow I might post an article reviewing the energy drink that I have been using with great results.
It is a long drive to the store

We are waiting for the punchline.

BruceKlein Wrote:
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> The things that can do this are sitting on the
> couch in front of the tube and try to write some
> crap that can be interesting for people on FXU.
> It is not an easy job but I always do my utmost in
> order to spark the interest of my followers here
> on FFXU. I do try to get the creative juices
> flowing amply as to get your interest in the
> subject matter that will have you salivating for
> more. That is tangible in front of the tube
> typing away on this keyboard and trying to keep
> this article of interest. Stay tuned though
> because tomorrow I might post an article reviewing
> the energy drink that I have been using with great
> results.
> It is a long drive to the store

Nobody reads your crap, Brucie Hook Nose.

I can agree with you, sir. Thank you for posting something a little more on the meaningful side, unlike the heartless black holes that suck up any trace of positive energy that this site has the most of.

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Thank you sir. As I do know there are those that can appreciate the unmatched writing skills and sharp intellect mind that I possess. Even as a child at age 6 I was writing my short stories that I was selling for ten cents around my neighborhood but that prick Stephen King with all of his mystery drivel put me out of business even though he looked crazy as a kid people still bought his drivel. Why read about monsters and murderers when you could be reading something uplifting like a Bruce Klein story. I will get to my promised and much anticipated story concerning the energy drinks that have awakened my senses to living seamlessly with the abundance but unnecessary materialism that we enjoy here in the United States. Did you know that cattle ranchers sell their cattle dung mixed with soils in the region and people pay for this?
Next week I will be selling my top rated novel at the Ocean City Fair. I hope to see all of my followers there as I will be signing my book and taking pictures with my fan base.

Have not seen a more incoherent post in years.

This guy Brucie once auditioned as "Mo" in the Three Stooges Comedy. He was more stupid than Curly and could not remember his lines so never made it.

You are all low IQ duchebags.

Brucie boy you are simply the best especially when we inflate your dumb ass ego yes?

Excellent and very thorough as well as insightful.

This is an example of a fine post. I nominate Bruce Klein for the Hall of Fame.

I nominate Bruce Klein III

Amazing thought process OP. I was thinking the same but figured people would think i was disturbed yet here is Bruce K. thinking similarly...

Excellent Fans. They love me.

Fans, please check-in promptly. I'm back online.

Hey Brucie while you were gone there was a guy named Bearcat who’s posts were a lot like yours, except too frickin long.

Bearcat is hillbilly hal is what I think. I read one or two of his posts but it is all nonsense. I figure it is Hillbilly Hall using my technique in an attempt to lure me back el pronto. You see I was attending a high level meeting in Las Vegas where I was invited to speak on behalf of the brethren the mourn for the souls of all grasshoppers. Did you know that in mythology the grass hopper lives many lives simultaneously and as a codependent insect. Codependent insects are insects that and as I was saying yesterday I would be back Wednesday or Thursday but returned briefly this early morning.