As a test of whether or not my martini hour is becoming habitual I instead made myself a few waffles today instead. I must say that it was quite good especially topped with authentic maple syrup and a splash of cool whip. I have an old waffle maker that I resurrected and I gotta tell you the vodka bottle may gather dust in the closet. Here is the recipe in case there may be anyone salivating for a warm waffle right now.

Aunt Jemima's Pancake or waffle mix 1 cup
two eggs beat till foaming
a splash of pure vanilla
1/3 cup of milk
heat pan with butter not that margarine crap
allow butter to begin to boil
pour the mix in the waffle make and clamp down
wait about a solid minute or two and check for brownness
don't let your nose hairs drop into the mix
pull away from baker unit if browned the way you like it
slap down on dish
throw down some syrup
add butter if desired and cool whip or ice cream
eat and enjoy
if not satiated make another
even my goat enjoyed them

another courtesy recipe brought to you by the most handsomest Bruce Klein.
lHe is also the smartest poster on this site chock full of drivel writers.

hey brucie boy how bout you shove those waffles where the sun don't shine you nincompoop

Fuck waffles, French toast is the shit. Plus it's Hawaiian french toast week at IHOP!

https://www.ihop.com/en/menu/limited-time-offer/kings-hawaiian-french-toast-combo

Or a tuna sammich

Pics, show us some real trailer class with your tablecloth and food , like the original Dajax, sorry your a cheap fake

Hey Brucie boy hook nose, your waffles suck.