Re: You guys complain so much
Posted by:
BruceKleinIIIxx
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Date: June 10, 2018 08:13PM
Dear Sir Mr. Hillbilly Hal,
You are a mistaken numbnuts gonad licker raised in the wood. I can assure you Mr. Hillbilly that I would never lower the expert prose of my manly hands to that of a lower IQ sub human as I am certain your good friend Mr. Gerry may very well be you see. In reference to my work in progress, you know my novel that is to be released early 2019, I finished a chapter. Maybe I should share an excerpt as to entice you to attend my book opening where you will get to meet me and I'll personally hand sign the book you purchase.
( As he descended the musty old stairwell with chipped paint scales peeling from the iron a piece became lodged in between his nail and the skin of his index finger. It was so painful that he let go of the hand rail and missed the next step, he just missed the step three inches above a concrete slab floor that was poured in 1927 with cheap Irish Labor. Unknown to Hillbilly Hal, was that as his great grandfather poured that slab as part of a laboring crew, his great grandfather pulled on off into the mix and thus the DNA was in this very slab. Now, Hillbilly Hal's blood was dripping onto the area where great grand daddy's sperm was alive embedded into the concrete, encapsulated by an impenetrable layer almost a hundred years later )
As you can see by reading a snippet above Hillbilly Hall that I am not Gerry. I am in fact the GREAT Bruce Klein.