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Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Viva The Retriva
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Date: May 21, 2018 11:15AM
May 26th 10am-May 28th at 6pm.
ViVa! Vienna! - a family and community oriented celebration of Memorial Day and the greater Vienna Community spirit.
Amusement rides, food, crafts, vendors and entertainment - fun for all ages!
Vendors include handcraft artisans, retail vendors, professionals, political parties and candidates, and community and non-profit organizations.
50,000 guests and over 300 vendors
100% of proceeds go to charitable, community and humanitarian organizations.
http://vivavienna.org/default.aspx
ViVa! Vienna! - a family and community oriented celebration of Memorial Day and the greater Vienna Community spirit.
Amusement rides, food, crafts, vendors and entertainment - fun for all ages!
Vendors include handcraft artisans, retail vendors, professionals, political parties and candidates, and community and non-profit organizations.
50,000 guests and over 300 vendors
100% of proceeds go to charitable, community and humanitarian organizations.
http://vivavienna.org/default.aspx
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Viva Mattress
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Date: May 21, 2018 11:23AM
Will any of the fine mattress stores offer special discounts?
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Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Better than the beach...
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Date: May 21, 2018 11:46AM
From humble beginnings, Viva! Vienna! has become a huge 3-day carnival-of-food-and-fun sort of thing. It's a great way for anyone to spend a day as long as the weather is good.
General parking will be easiest at the Vienna Metro station or at James Madison High School. Shuttle buses run to and from those sites every 20 minutes all day long.
Handicapped parking is available downtown along Mill Street (next to the caboose) while many downtown churches, banks, and businesses will offer free parking for at least most of all three days. For more on parking, see the link, otherwise go and have a great time...
http://vivavienna.org/parking.aspx
General parking will be easiest at the Vienna Metro station or at James Madison High School. Shuttle buses run to and from those sites every 20 minutes all day long.
Handicapped parking is available downtown along Mill Street (next to the caboose) while many downtown churches, banks, and businesses will offer free parking for at least most of all three days. For more on parking, see the link, otherwise go and have a great time...
http://vivavienna.org/parking.aspx
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
posters with low funds
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Date: May 21, 2018 12:15PM
^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the beach.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Empty nesters
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Date: May 21, 2018 12:27PM
Our kids are long gone now, but we still get over to Viva Vienna for the food, the crafts, and the sights and sounds of old-fashioned, amusement park-type summer fun. Vienna in general just seems to do a better job with these sorts of things than other places.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Beach Traffic Jams
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Date: May 21, 2018 01:29PM
posters with low funds Wrote:
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> ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the beach.
Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day on the beach? No thanks!
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> ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the beach.
Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day on the beach? No thanks!
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
lay on it
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Date: May 21, 2018 01:30PM
Anyone know who is playing the Savvy Rest Main Stage this year?
Mattress? Fat Mattress? Vertical Mattress?
Mattress? Fat Mattress? Vertical Mattress?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
posters with low funds
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Date: May 21, 2018 01:32PM
Beach Traffic Jams Wrote:
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> posters with low funds Wrote:
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> > ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the
> beach.
>
> Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day on the
> beach? No thanks!
Not only can you not afford it, you seem to stupid to figure out how to avoid traffic or which beaches have far less congestion heading to them.
I'm sure you'll have a fun time commuting to Viva Vienna and then schlepping your ass on a bus.
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> posters with low funds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the
> beach.
>
> Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day on the
> beach? No thanks!
Not only can you not afford it, you seem to stupid to figure out how to avoid traffic or which beaches have far less congestion heading to them.
I'm sure you'll have a fun time commuting to Viva Vienna and then schlepping your ass on a bus.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Play group...
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Date: May 21, 2018 01:41PM
Everyone does "the beach thing" at some point in their lives. Those points tend mostly to fall below the age of 25. After that, you start to develop a more sophisticated view of things.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
posters with low funds
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Date: May 21, 2018 01:55PM
Play group... Wrote:
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> Everyone does "the beach thing" at some point in
> their lives. Those points tend mostly to fall
> below the age of 25. After that, you start to
> develop a more sophisticated view of things.
Yes. Nothing says sophistication like watching music on the Savvy Rest stage and eating overpriced, cardiac arrest inducing deep-fried so-so food at a ho/hum overcrowded event.
Have fun. I'll take my glass of Bordeaux on a quiet beach.
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> Everyone does "the beach thing" at some point in
> their lives. Those points tend mostly to fall
> below the age of 25. After that, you start to
> develop a more sophisticated view of things.
Yes. Nothing says sophistication like watching music on the Savvy Rest stage and eating overpriced, cardiac arrest inducing deep-fried so-so food at a ho/hum overcrowded event.
Have fun. I'll take my glass of Bordeaux on a quiet beach.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
In the real world...
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Date: May 21, 2018 03:13PM
Lol. You’ll top out at some Total Wine swill on your quiet Falls Church driveway.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
posters with low funds
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Date: May 21, 2018 03:23PM
In the real world... Wrote:
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> Lol. You’ll top out at some Total Wine swill on
> your quiet Falls Church driveway.
Total Wine actually sells some very fine wines. Undoubtedly, more expensive than you can afford. Then again, a chilled bottle of Thunderbird is too expensive for you. I don't have a Falls Church driveway or anything else in Falls Church for that matter.
I don't think you could have failed any bigger if you tried.
Enjoy your corn dog on the blacktop. The most you can wash that down with is a cup of sugar water that they told you was lemonade.
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> Lol. You’ll top out at some Total Wine swill on
> your quiet Falls Church driveway.
Total Wine actually sells some very fine wines. Undoubtedly, more expensive than you can afford. Then again, a chilled bottle of Thunderbird is too expensive for you. I don't have a Falls Church driveway or anything else in Falls Church for that matter.
I don't think you could have failed any bigger if you tried.
Enjoy your corn dog on the blacktop. The most you can wash that down with is a cup of sugar water that they told you was lemonade.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Carnival Eats
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Date: May 21, 2018 04:26PM
posters with low funds Wrote:
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> Total Wine actually sells some very fine wines.
Wouldn't know. We dine out so often these days, I no longer purchase wine for home consumption. Our better area restaurants keep wonderful stocks on hand to make selections from.
> I don't have a Falls Church driveway or anything else
> in Falls Church for that matter.
The Little City is just a marker for dimbulb downscale losers anyway. You do seem to fit the profile though.
> Enjoy your corn dog on the blacktop. The most you
> can wash that down with is a cup of sugar water
> that they told you was lemonade.
A shame that you had such a sheltered upbringing that you can't appreciate amusement park cuisine. I wonder how many others you've missed out on as well.
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> Total Wine actually sells some very fine wines.
Wouldn't know. We dine out so often these days, I no longer purchase wine for home consumption. Our better area restaurants keep wonderful stocks on hand to make selections from.
> I don't have a Falls Church driveway or anything else
> in Falls Church for that matter.
The Little City is just a marker for dimbulb downscale losers anyway. You do seem to fit the profile though.
> Enjoy your corn dog on the blacktop. The most you
> can wash that down with is a cup of sugar water
> that they told you was lemonade.
A shame that you had such a sheltered upbringing that you can't appreciate amusement park cuisine. I wonder how many others you've missed out on as well.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Chedk
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Date: May 21, 2018 04:55PM
posters with low funds Wrote:
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> Beach Traffic Jams Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > posters with low funds Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the
> > beach.
> >
> > Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day on
> the
> > beach? No thanks!
>
>
> Not only can you not afford it, you seem to stupid
> to figure out how to avoid traffic or which
> beaches have far less congestion heading to them.
>
>
> I'm sure you'll have a fun time commuting to Viva
> Vienna and then schlepping your ass on a bus.
Enjoy sitting in traffic is all I have to say. Sure you can avoid the traffic if you go 3 days early pay extra or drive at 3am in morning. No thanks. Plenty to do here in the DC area on Memorial Day weekend.
It's supposed to rain at all the beaches anyway.
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> Beach Traffic Jams Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > posters with low funds Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the
> > beach.
> >
> > Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day on
> the
> > beach? No thanks!
>
>
> Not only can you not afford it, you seem to stupid
> to figure out how to avoid traffic or which
> beaches have far less congestion heading to them.
>
>
> I'm sure you'll have a fun time commuting to Viva
> Vienna and then schlepping your ass on a bus.
Enjoy sitting in traffic is all I have to say. Sure you can avoid the traffic if you go 3 days early pay extra or drive at 3am in morning. No thanks. Plenty to do here in the DC area on Memorial Day weekend.
It's supposed to rain at all the beaches anyway.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Saturday best for Viva! Vienna!
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Date: May 21, 2018 05:10PM
Should be mostly sunny and in the mid 80's on Saturday. Ideal funnel-cake eating weather! Sunday and Monday should see 70-80% chance of showers with temps around 80º. Early birds will get the best worms.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Vienna rocks...
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Date: May 21, 2018 06:56PM
Empty nesters Wrote:
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> Our kids are long gone now, but we still get over
> to Viva Vienna for the food, the crafts, and the
> sights and sounds of old-fashioned, amusement
> park-type summer fun. Vienna in general just
> seems to do a better job with these sorts of
> things than other places.
Agreed. Viva! Vienna!, the Halloween Parade, the 4th of July, and even Oktoberfest are all things where Vienna seems to set the standard. Makes it fun for families in the area. Tip of the hat to the town for all that.
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> Our kids are long gone now, but we still get over
> to Viva Vienna for the food, the crafts, and the
> sights and sounds of old-fashioned, amusement
> park-type summer fun. Vienna in general just
> seems to do a better job with these sorts of
> things than other places.
Agreed. Viva! Vienna!, the Halloween Parade, the 4th of July, and even Oktoberfest are all things where Vienna seems to set the standard. Makes it fun for families in the area. Tip of the hat to the town for all that.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
posters with low funds
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Date: May 21, 2018 06:58PM
Chedk Wrote:
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> posters with low funds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Beach Traffic Jams Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > posters with low funds Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the
> > > beach.
> > >
> > > Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day
> on
> > the
> > > beach? No thanks!
> >
> >
> > Not only can you not afford it, you seem to
> stupid
> > to figure out how to avoid traffic or which
> > beaches have far less congestion heading to
> them.
> >
> >
> > I'm sure you'll have a fun time commuting to
> Viva
> > Vienna and then schlepping your ass on a bus.
>
> Enjoy sitting in traffic is all I have to say.
> Sure you can avoid the traffic if you go 3 days
> early pay extra or drive at 3am in morning. No
> thanks. Plenty to do here in the DC area on
> Memorial Day weekend.
>
> It's supposed to rain at all the beaches anyway.
When you own the place, you don't pay extra.
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> posters with low funds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Beach Traffic Jams Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > posters with low funds Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > ^^^^^^Someone can’t afford to go to the
> > > beach.
> > >
> > > Two days of 8-hour traffic jams for one day
> on
> > the
> > > beach? No thanks!
> >
> >
> > Not only can you not afford it, you seem to
> stupid
> > to figure out how to avoid traffic or which
> > beaches have far less congestion heading to
> them.
> >
> >
> > I'm sure you'll have a fun time commuting to
> Viva
> > Vienna and then schlepping your ass on a bus.
>
> Enjoy sitting in traffic is all I have to say.
> Sure you can avoid the traffic if you go 3 days
> early pay extra or drive at 3am in morning. No
> thanks. Plenty to do here in the DC area on
> Memorial Day weekend.
>
> It's supposed to rain at all the beaches anyway.
When you own the place, you don't pay extra.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
posters with low funds
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Date: May 21, 2018 07:12PM
Carnival Eats Wrote:
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> posters with low funds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Total Wine actually sells some very fine wines.
>
>
> Wouldn't know. We dine out so often these days, I
> no longer purchase wine for home consumption. Our
> better area restaurants keep wonderful stocks on
> hand to make selections from.
That's a mighty weak retort. The home cellar is not only for home consumption by myself and spouse, but also for frequent entertaining of friends, colleagues, and family. Additionally, while there are decent vintages to be found at many restaurants, I've found it necessary to bring some bottles from home and pay the corkage fee from time to time. That's probably a bit above the head of someone like you.
> > I don't have a Falls Church driveway or anything
> else
> > in Falls Church for that matter.
>
> The Little City is just a marker for dimbulb
> downscale losers anyway. You do seem to fit the
> profile though.
Seems to be yet another thing you can't afford. That list is beginning to add up. Give the numerous $1M plus listings I've seen there in recent months, it's not surprising.
> > Enjoy your corn dog on the blacktop. The most
> you
> > can wash that down with is a cup of sugar water
> > that they told you was lemonade.
>
> A shame that you had such a sheltered upbringing
> that you can't appreciate amusement park cuisine.
> I wonder how many others you've missed out on as
> well.
Very little. I want for little to nothing. That being said, the dining options available at Viva Vienna is more commonly called carnival or fair food rather than amusement park cuisine. Given how uninformed you seem to be about most things, it's no surprise you flubbed this one too.
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> posters with low funds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Total Wine actually sells some very fine wines.
>
>
> Wouldn't know. We dine out so often these days, I
> no longer purchase wine for home consumption. Our
> better area restaurants keep wonderful stocks on
> hand to make selections from.
That's a mighty weak retort. The home cellar is not only for home consumption by myself and spouse, but also for frequent entertaining of friends, colleagues, and family. Additionally, while there are decent vintages to be found at many restaurants, I've found it necessary to bring some bottles from home and pay the corkage fee from time to time. That's probably a bit above the head of someone like you.
> > I don't have a Falls Church driveway or anything
> else
> > in Falls Church for that matter.
>
> The Little City is just a marker for dimbulb
> downscale losers anyway. You do seem to fit the
> profile though.
Seems to be yet another thing you can't afford. That list is beginning to add up. Give the numerous $1M plus listings I've seen there in recent months, it's not surprising.
> > Enjoy your corn dog on the blacktop. The most
> you
> > can wash that down with is a cup of sugar water
> > that they told you was lemonade.
>
> A shame that you had such a sheltered upbringing
> that you can't appreciate amusement park cuisine.
> I wonder how many others you've missed out on as
> well.
Very little. I want for little to nothing. That being said, the dining options available at Viva Vienna is more commonly called carnival or fair food rather than amusement park cuisine. Given how uninformed you seem to be about most things, it's no surprise you flubbed this one too.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Carnival Eats
()
Date: May 21, 2018 07:13PM
Rich or poor, Falls Church or the beach, you still get rained on. Best bet is still Viva! Vienna! on Saturday.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Lol...
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Date: May 21, 2018 07:16PM
The resident fathead is hard to miss. Had any good coconut risotto lately?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Hmmm...
()
Date: May 21, 2018 07:45PM
Viva Mattress Wrote:
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> Will any of the fine mattress stores offer special discounts?
Gotta love these disconnected dummies who let their Mattress Store Digest subscriptions expire.
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> Will any of the fine mattress stores offer special discounts?
Gotta love these disconnected dummies who let their Mattress Store Digest subscriptions expire.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
S.Gonzales
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Date: May 21, 2018 10:37PM
Viva Vienna! Celebra la diversidad! Mañana la reconquista! Viva Viva!!!
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
BHHHJ
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Date: May 21, 2018 10:38PM
¡Eliminaremos a los imbéciles blancos y tomaremos sus colchones!
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
MS-13
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Date: May 21, 2018 10:42PM
We'll be there mang!
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Viva! Vienna!
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Date: May 22, 2018 08:33AM
All are welcome. Admission is free.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Matress Races
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Date: May 22, 2018 10:20AM
Why aren't there mattress races?
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Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
You haven't kept up
()
Date: May 22, 2018 10:24AM
That would be more apt in a place like Falls Church City. They have double the mattress store density that Vienna has.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
if memory serves
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Date: May 22, 2018 12:34PM
You haven't kept up Wrote:
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> That would be more apt in a place like Falls
> Church City. They have double the mattress store
> density that Vienna has.
I think there might be one, maybe two mattress stores in the city of Falls Church. At least three in the town of Vienna I can think of.
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> That would be more apt in a place like Falls
> Church City. They have double the mattress store
> density that Vienna has.
I think there might be one, maybe two mattress stores in the city of Falls Church. At least three in the town of Vienna I can think of.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Still the One
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Date: May 22, 2018 12:39PM
Vienna will always be known as the mattress capital of NoVA.
Because they lost one due to market saturation doesn't change the heritage of the tiny city of latex foam as it's now known.
Because they lost one due to market saturation doesn't change the heritage of the tiny city of latex foam as it's now known.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Mapmaker
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Date: May 22, 2018 12:41PM
There are three mattress stores in each jurisdiction, but Vienna is twice as large as Falls Church. You do the math.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Hmmm...
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Date: May 22, 2018 12:43PM
Still the One Wrote:
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> Vienna will always be known as the mattress
> capital of NoVA.
>
> Because they lost one due to market saturation
> doesn't change the heritage of the tiny city of
> latex foam as it's now known.
They lost two, and two of the three remaining deal in specialty bedroom lines.
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> Vienna will always be known as the mattress
> capital of NoVA.
>
> Because they lost one due to market saturation
> doesn't change the heritage of the tiny city of
> latex foam as it's now known.
They lost two, and two of the three remaining deal in specialty bedroom lines.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Only the Strong Survive
()
Date: May 22, 2018 01:19PM
Between market saturation and traffic making it impossible to get there for 6 hours out of the day, Vienna is a tough mattress market.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Looking back
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Date: May 22, 2018 01:43PM
The town does much better these days in the areas of festivals and fine dining. As with plow factories and tomato canneries, mattress stores are but dim memories of a quaint but vanished past.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Roots
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Date: May 22, 2018 02:04PM
Vienna has a proud tradition of latex foam and traffic.
Celebrate the foundations.
Celebrate the foundations.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
looking at maps
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Date: May 23, 2018 01:08AM
Mapmaker Wrote:
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> There are three mattress stores in each
> jurisdiction, but Vienna is twice as large as
> Falls Church. You do the math.
Not sure that is true. I think you need to get out more.
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> There are three mattress stores in each
> jurisdiction, but Vienna is twice as large as
> Falls Church. You do the math.
Not sure that is true. I think you need to get out more.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Some things never change
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Date: May 23, 2018 08:05AM
Pretty sure Vienna is still twice as big as Falls Church City.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Bring the kiddies
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Date: May 23, 2018 08:41AM
And Vienna still has Viva! Vienna! which on Saturday at least should be a great place to hang out, shop, eat, and soak up the sort of local carnival atmosphere that you knew back when you were a kid.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Include Everyone
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Date: May 23, 2018 09:28AM
What attractions will focus on the Muslim Community?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Yo, sorry white-ass dude...
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Date: May 23, 2018 10:08AM
That's racist.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
one, two, three.....
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Date: May 23, 2018 11:02AM
Some things never change Wrote:
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> Pretty sure Vienna is still twice as big as Falls
> Church City.
Pretty sure you got the math wrong on mattress stores.
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> Pretty sure Vienna is still twice as big as Falls
> Church City.
Pretty sure you got the math wrong on mattress stores.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Really?
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:44AM
How so?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
one, two, three.....
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Date: May 23, 2018 11:51AM
Really? Wrote:
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> How so?
Probably because you can't count.
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> How so?
Probably because you can't count.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
How am I doing?
()
Date: May 23, 2018 03:03PM
The relevant information in that post came to a total of none.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
miserably, that's how
()
Date: May 23, 2018 03:32PM
How am I doing? Wrote:
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> The relevant information in that post came to a
> total of none.
You're failing again. It is probably related to your inability to count properly.
Hint: you need to recount the number of mattress stores in each locality because your numbers are off.
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> The relevant information in that post came to a
> total of none.
You're failing again. It is probably related to your inability to count properly.
Hint: you need to recount the number of mattress stores in each locality because your numbers are off.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
How pathetically weak
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Date: May 23, 2018 05:24PM
But you can’t show where or how?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
no shortage of stupid in you
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Date: May 23, 2018 07:22PM
How pathetically weak Wrote:
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> But you can’t show where or how?
It's not my job to prop up your fake posts. Support your own contentions. Are you incapable of forming your own thoughts and arguments?
Hint: list the names and addresses of the stores, moron.
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> But you can’t show where or how?
It's not my job to prop up your fake posts. Support your own contentions. Are you incapable of forming your own thoughts and arguments?
Hint: list the names and addresses of the stores, moron.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Butt Pirates
()
Date: May 23, 2018 07:25PM
I love it when 2 fags have a sword fight.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Useless
()
Date: May 23, 2018 07:27PM
What were your corrections again, you feeble dumbfuck?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
make your case
()
Date: May 23, 2018 07:33PM
Useless Wrote:
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> What were your corrections again, you feeble
> dumbfuck?
My correction is that you counted wrong. List the store names and addresses if you think you've got a point to make. If you can't, then shut the fuck up.
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> What were your corrections again, you feeble
> dumbfuck?
My correction is that you counted wrong. List the store names and addresses if you think you've got a point to make. If you can't, then shut the fuck up.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Poor thing...
()
Date: May 23, 2018 07:52PM
LOL! Your correction is Fake News, and no one knew that any sooner than you. .
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
you aren't very good at this
()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:03PM
Poor thing... Wrote:
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> LOL! Your correction is Fake News, and no one
> knew that any sooner than you. .
Names and addresses of the stores.
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> LOL! Your correction is Fake News, and no one
> knew that any sooner than you. .
Names and addresses of the stores.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Hey, shit-for-brains...
()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:43PM
If you don't like three and three, one thing you could do is shove a fucking broomstick up your ass. There are other things as well of course, but you wouldn't enjoy those as much.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Mattress Discounters
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Date: May 23, 2018 08:49PM
Is this argument about mattress stores?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
you're still not getting it
()
Date: May 23, 2018 09:08PM
Hey, shit-for-brains... Wrote:
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> If you don't like three and three, one thing you
> could do is shove a fucking broomstick up your
> ass. There are other things as well of course,
> but you wouldn't enjoy those as much.
I didn't see the names and addresses of the mattress stores in your post. For someone trying to come off as a smart guy, you seem incapable of completing that very simple task.
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> If you don't like three and three, one thing you
> could do is shove a fucking broomstick up your
> ass. There are other things as well of course,
> but you wouldn't enjoy those as much.
I didn't see the names and addresses of the mattress stores in your post. For someone trying to come off as a smart guy, you seem incapable of completing that very simple task.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Robert Zimmerman
()
Date: May 23, 2018 09:20PM
Don't you understand -- it's not my problem.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Lucky Wilbury
()
Date: May 23, 2018 09:50PM
Robert Zimmerman Wrote:
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> Don't you understand -- it's not my problem.
Beyond mattress stores, Vienna is nothing more than a desolation row.
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> Don't you understand -- it's not my problem.
Beyond mattress stores, Vienna is nothing more than a desolation row.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Weak sauce...
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:01PM
And all those shopping and dining options, and those festivals, and you know, actual yards that you can throw or kick a ball around in without breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna pretty much rocks.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
You forgot
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:06PM
Weak sauce... Wrote:
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> And all those shopping and dining options, and
> those festivals, and you know, actual yards that
> you can throw or kick a ball around in without
> breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna pretty
> much rocks.
Traffic.
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> And all those shopping and dining options, and
> those festivals, and you know, actual yards that
> you can throw or kick a ball around in without
> breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna pretty
> much rocks.
Traffic.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Lack of talent
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:19PM
Oh, we’ve got occasional road work and such to get around, but traffic in Vienna is actually something that just those too dumb to have a plan need to deal with.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
play on it
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:22PM
Weak sauce... Wrote:
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> And all those shopping and dining options, and
> those festivals, and you know, actual yards that
> you can throw or kick a ball around in without
> breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna pretty
> much rocks.
Shopping options=mattress stores.
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> And all those shopping and dining options, and
> those festivals, and you know, actual yards that
> you can throw or kick a ball around in without
> breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna pretty
> much rocks.
Shopping options=mattress stores.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
no issue if you're in the know
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:25PM
You forgot Wrote:
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> Weak sauce... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And all those shopping and dining options, and
> > those festivals, and you know, actual yards
> that
> > you can throw or kick a ball around in without
> > breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna
> pretty
> > much rocks.
>
>
> Traffic.
Plenty of side streets if you need to circumnavigate Maple.
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> Weak sauce... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And all those shopping and dining options, and
> > those festivals, and you know, actual yards
> that
> > you can throw or kick a ball around in without
> > breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna
> pretty
> > much rocks.
>
>
> Traffic.
Plenty of side streets if you need to circumnavigate Maple.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Traffic calming bumps on ur head
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:29PM
no issue if you're in the know Wrote:
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> You forgot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Weak sauce... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > And all those shopping and dining options,
> and
> > > those festivals, and you know, actual yards
> > that
> > > you can throw or kick a ball around in
> without
> > > breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna
> > pretty
> > > much rocks.
> >
> >
> > Traffic.
>
>
> Plenty of side streets if you need to
> circumnavigate Maple.
Not when everyone else knows the same streets.
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> You forgot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Weak sauce... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > And all those shopping and dining options,
> and
> > > those festivals, and you know, actual yards
> > that
> > > you can throw or kick a ball around in
> without
> > > breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna
> > pretty
> > > much rocks.
> >
> >
> > Traffic.
>
>
> Plenty of side streets if you need to
> circumnavigate Maple.
Not when everyone else knows the same streets.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
smooth sailing
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:35PM
Traffic calming bumps on ur head Wrote:
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> no issue if you're in the know Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You forgot Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Weak sauce... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > And all those shopping and dining options,
> > and
> > > > those festivals, and you know, actual yards
> > > that
> > > > you can throw or kick a ball around in
> > without
> > > > breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna
> > > pretty
> > > > much rocks.
> > >
> > >
> > > Traffic.
> >
> >
> > Plenty of side streets if you need to
> > circumnavigate Maple.
>
>
> Not when everyone else knows the same streets.
Many don't. I've never had a major problem getting through on the side streets.
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> no issue if you're in the know Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You forgot Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Weak sauce... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > And all those shopping and dining options,
> > and
> > > > those festivals, and you know, actual yards
> > > that
> > > > you can throw or kick a ball around in
> > without
> > > > breaking your neighbor’s windows. Vienna
> > > pretty
> > > > much rocks.
> > >
> > >
> > > Traffic.
> >
> >
> > Plenty of side streets if you need to
> > circumnavigate Maple.
>
>
> Not when everyone else knows the same streets.
Many don't. I've never had a major problem getting through on the side streets.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Mr. Bumpy
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:48PM
smooth sailing Wrote:
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> Traffic calming bumps on ur head Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no issue if you're in the know Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You forgot Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Weak sauce... Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > And all those shopping and dining
> options,
> > > and
> > > > > those festivals, and you know, actual
> yards
> > > > that
> > > > > you can throw or kick a ball around in
> > > without
> > > > > breaking your neighbor’s windows.
> Vienna
> > > > pretty
> > > > > much rocks.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Traffic.
> > >
> > >
> > > Plenty of side streets if you need to
> > > circumnavigate Maple.
> >
> >
> > Not when everyone else knows the same streets.
>
>
> Many don't. I've never had a major problem getting
> through on the side streets.
Yeah, those bumps are just there for decoration. lol
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> Traffic calming bumps on ur head Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no issue if you're in the know Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You forgot Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Weak sauce... Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > And all those shopping and dining
> options,
> > > and
> > > > > those festivals, and you know, actual
> yards
> > > > that
> > > > > you can throw or kick a ball around in
> > > without
> > > > > breaking your neighbor’s windows.
> Vienna
> > > > pretty
> > > > > much rocks.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Traffic.
> > >
> > >
> > > Plenty of side streets if you need to
> > > circumnavigate Maple.
> >
> >
> > Not when everyone else knows the same streets.
>
>
> Many don't. I've never had a major problem getting
> through on the side streets.
Yeah, those bumps are just there for decoration. lol
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:53PM
It's easy enough for residents to get in, out, and around, but the town was designed and has been maintained so as to deter and frustrate efforts by out-of-towners to commute through Vienna's residential neighborhoods. Bypasses (such as Nutley Street, Lee Highway, and Gallows Road) are there for you to use. It's either those or sticking with the best of 123.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:55PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> It's easy enough for residents to get in, out, and
> around, but the town was designed and has been
> maintained so as to deter and frustrate efforts by
> out-of-towners to commute through Vienna's
> residential neighborhoods. Bypasses (such as
> Nutley Street, Lee Highway, and Gallows Road) are
> there for you to use. It's either those or
> sticking with the best of 123.
There a more options than those you listed, but it's good you're happy with the ones you've found.
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> It's easy enough for residents to get in, out, and
> around, but the town was designed and has been
> maintained so as to deter and frustrate efforts by
> out-of-towners to commute through Vienna's
> residential neighborhoods. Bypasses (such as
> Nutley Street, Lee Highway, and Gallows Road) are
> there for you to use. It's either those or
> sticking with the best of 123.
There a more options than those you listed, but it's good you're happy with the ones you've found.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Clusterfuck Drive
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:01PM
The town was designed for about 1/10th of the traffic that goes through it. lol
Those living there have to deal with more than anyone else.
Those living there have to deal with more than anyone else.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:03PM
No, there actually aren't, you pathetic dimbulb asshole.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:06PM
Clusterfuck Drive Wrote:
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> The town was designed for about 1/10th of the
> traffic that goes through it. lol
Exactly. The one-tenth that lives here. The rest of you worthless pikers can go suck an egg, an egg called 123.
> Those living there have to deal with more than anyone else.
How wrong you are!
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> The town was designed for about 1/10th of the
> traffic that goes through it. lol
Exactly. The one-tenth that lives here. The rest of you worthless pikers can go suck an egg, an egg called 123.
> Those living there have to deal with more than anyone else.
How wrong you are!
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:09PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> No, there actually aren't, you pathetic dimbulb
> asshole.
Sure there are. Maybe you'll figure out how to discover them one day.
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> No, there actually aren't, you pathetic dimbulb
> asshole.
Sure there are. Maybe you'll figure out how to discover them one day.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:12PM
No there aren't. It's just gas seeping up from your ass and into your brain.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:14PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> No there aren't. It's just gas seeping up from
> your ass and into your brain.
It's OK, if you're too incompetent to figure them out, it just means more smooth sailing for me.
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> No there aren't. It's just gas seeping up from
> your ass and into your brain.
It's OK, if you're too incompetent to figure them out, it just means more smooth sailing for me.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Mr. Bumpy
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:14PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> Clusterfuck Drive Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The town was designed for about 1/10th of the
> > traffic that goes through it. lol
>
> Exactly. The one-tenth that lives here. The rest
> of you worthless pikers can go suck an egg, an egg
> called 123.
>
> > Those living there have to deal with more than
> anyone else.
>
> How wrong you are!
Nope. They have to go through it more than anyone.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
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> Clusterfuck Drive Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The town was designed for about 1/10th of the
> > traffic that goes through it. lol
>
> Exactly. The one-tenth that lives here. The rest
> of you worthless pikers can go suck an egg, an egg
> called 123.
>
> > Those living there have to deal with more than
> anyone else.
>
> How wrong you are!
Nope. They have to go through it more than anyone.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:15PM
It just means that you're a known and worthless retard.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
A Day in the Life
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:19PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> It just means that you're a known and worthless
> retard.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Stop.
Wait.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Stop.
Wait.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Creeeeeeeppppppppppp.
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> It just means that you're a known and worthless
> retard.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Stop.
Wait.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Stop.
Wait.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Creeeeeeeppppppppppp.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:26PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> It just means that you're a known and worthless
> retard.
Cheer up, sport. Maybe mommy will let you sit in the front seat one day soon.
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> It just means that you're a known and worthless
> retard.
Cheer up, sport. Maybe mommy will let you sit in the front seat one day soon.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:47PM
Yup. Worthless retard confirmed! Hours of laughs and endless fun are certain to ensue, even though it's "not nice" to laugh at crippled people.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:50PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> Yup. Worthless retard confirmed! Hours of laughs
> and endless fun are certain to ensue, even though
> it's "not nice" to laugh at crippled people.
Crippled is the best way to describe your navigation skills.
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> Yup. Worthless retard confirmed! Hours of laughs
> and endless fun are certain to ensue, even though
> it's "not nice" to laugh at crippled people.
Crippled is the best way to describe your navigation skills.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:09AM
No, asswipe. I know the area like the back of my hand. I also know that you're a hollow, ignorant dumbfuck. But I'll be glad to pick you to pieces here if you'd like.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:13AM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> No, asswipe. I know the area like the back of my
> hand. I also know that you're a hollow, ignorant
> dumbfuck. But I'll be glad to pick you to pieces
> here if you'd like.
Based on your lack of knowledge of alternative routes through Vienna, I don't know if you'd be successful at picking your booger filled nose.
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> No, asswipe. I know the area like the back of my
> hand. I also know that you're a hollow, ignorant
> dumbfuck. But I'll be glad to pick you to pieces
> here if you'd like.
Based on your lack of knowledge of alternative routes through Vienna, I don't know if you'd be successful at picking your booger filled nose.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 08:33AM
Oh, I'd be even more than successful in trashing your sorry ass. You'd be out of here with w red butt and your tail between your legs in short order. Just like always. As I said, you're a nobody who's got nothing.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 24, 2018 10:57AM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> Oh, I'd be even more than successful in trashing
> your sorry ass. You'd be out of here with w red
> butt and your tail between your legs in short
> order. Just like always. As I said, you're a
> nobody who's got nothing.
Until you figure out how to get around traffic in Vienna, you'll continue to be a hapless loser. Hell, even the boobs in Vienna "leadership" know there is a problem with cut-through traffic. They've been trying to calm it for a decade. They came up with speed humps and stop signs. Neither of those deter me or like minded drivers from using their residential neighborhood streets as alternatives to Maple. There are numerous minor arterial streets and collector streets that can be used nearly every day to bypass Maple. I suggest you learn to live with it.
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> Oh, I'd be even more than successful in trashing
> your sorry ass. You'd be out of here with w red
> butt and your tail between your legs in short
> order. Just like always. As I said, you're a
> nobody who's got nothing.
Until you figure out how to get around traffic in Vienna, you'll continue to be a hapless loser. Hell, even the boobs in Vienna "leadership" know there is a problem with cut-through traffic. They've been trying to calm it for a decade. They came up with speed humps and stop signs. Neither of those deter me or like minded drivers from using their residential neighborhood streets as alternatives to Maple. There are numerous minor arterial streets and collector streets that can be used nearly every day to bypass Maple. I suggest you learn to live with it.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 11:09AM
Lol! These exist only in the cobwebbed caverns of your ever-stuttering brain.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 24, 2018 11:24AM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> Lol! These exist only in the cobwebbed caverns of
> your ever-stuttering brain.
No. They exist in all of the analysis done by the town council. Hell the town council even went out and paid ATCS to study the issue. So, it's your contention that the Vienna Town Council wasted taxpayer dollars to pay for a traffic calming study on residential streets that don't experience cut-through traffic? That study produced a 60+ page report. So, either you Vienna dopes don't recognize that your residential streets are frequently used as cut-through streets, or you elected a bunch of dimwits that wasted your tax dollars. Pick one, moron.
ATCS offered Vienna very few solutions. The best ATCS could offer for most locations is increased fines for speeding. Given that the speed limit on Maple is only 30 MPH, whooptie-fucking-doo. It does nothing to stop me and many others from taking the residential streets to bypass Maple. The sooner you learn to live with it, the better your mental state will be.
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> Lol! These exist only in the cobwebbed caverns of
> your ever-stuttering brain.
No. They exist in all of the analysis done by the town council. Hell the town council even went out and paid ATCS to study the issue. So, it's your contention that the Vienna Town Council wasted taxpayer dollars to pay for a traffic calming study on residential streets that don't experience cut-through traffic? That study produced a 60+ page report. So, either you Vienna dopes don't recognize that your residential streets are frequently used as cut-through streets, or you elected a bunch of dimwits that wasted your tax dollars. Pick one, moron.
ATCS offered Vienna very few solutions. The best ATCS could offer for most locations is increased fines for speeding. Given that the speed limit on Maple is only 30 MPH, whooptie-fucking-doo. It does nothing to stop me and many others from taking the residential streets to bypass Maple. The sooner you learn to live with it, the better your mental state will be.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 11:45AM
The town was originally laid out to keep you fucktards out, and steps have been taken periodically to keep you out ever since. You either sit on 123 or you use the convenient bypass routes that have been provided for you. Those are your two choices.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
The clustering of the fuck
()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:07PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> The town was originally laid out to keep you
> fucktards out, and steps have been taken
> periodically to keep you out ever since. You
> either sit on 123 or you use the convenient bypass
> routes that have been provided for you. Those are
> your two choices.
Yeah, back in the 1800s they were planning for clusterfuck traffic. lol
Apparently they did a shit job because it's a now a clusterfuck.
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> The town was originally laid out to keep you
> fucktards out, and steps have been taken
> periodically to keep you out ever since. You
> either sit on 123 or you use the convenient bypass
> routes that have been provided for you. Those are
> your two choices.
Yeah, back in the 1800s they were planning for clusterfuck traffic. lol
Apparently they did a shit job because it's a now a clusterfuck.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:32PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> The town was originally laid out to keep you
> fucktards out, and steps have been taken
> periodically to keep you out ever since. You
> either sit on 123 or you use the convenient bypass
> routes that have been provided for you. Those are
> your two choices.
Damn, you're one dumb pile of shit.
https://www.viennava.gov/DocumentCenter/Home/View/709
Some good nuggets for you to choke on.
"Yet Vienna’s desirable location, ease of access to key transportation corridors, and active business environment also result in traffic, particularly from drivers who travel through the community. In particular, this pass-through traffic was viewed as negatively impacting residential neighborhoods as commuters speed along residential streets to bypass more congested roadways."
"It should be noted at the outset, then, that the report did not focus on congestion concerns; these issues were peripherally examined to the extent that they caused cut-through traffic and negatively impacted local neighborhoods."
"Cut-through traffic on Park Street SE and Kingsley Road SE/SW is high (30%)."
You lose again, asshole. The town and the professionals agree with me. Suck it hard, bitch.
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> The town was originally laid out to keep you
> fucktards out, and steps have been taken
> periodically to keep you out ever since. You
> either sit on 123 or you use the convenient bypass
> routes that have been provided for you. Those are
> your two choices.
Damn, you're one dumb pile of shit.
https://www.viennava.gov/DocumentCenter/Home/View/709
Some good nuggets for you to choke on.
"Yet Vienna’s desirable location, ease of access to key transportation corridors, and active business environment also result in traffic, particularly from drivers who travel through the community. In particular, this pass-through traffic was viewed as negatively impacting residential neighborhoods as commuters speed along residential streets to bypass more congested roadways."
"It should be noted at the outset, then, that the report did not focus on congestion concerns; these issues were peripherally examined to the extent that they caused cut-through traffic and negatively impacted local neighborhoods."
"Cut-through traffic on Park Street SE and Kingsley Road SE/SW is high (30%)."
You lose again, asshole. The town and the professionals agree with me. Suck it hard, bitch.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Hey you two lovers...
()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:48PM
.....what about Scallops?
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:00PM
human GPS Wrote:
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> You lose again, asshole. The town and the
> professionals agree with me. Suck it hard, bitch.
Nobody agrees with a hopeless ignorant asshole like you. Least of all the Town of Vienna. Getting into and out of town is easy for residents. Every "traffic-calming" measure over the past 50 years has been directed at abusive out-of-town assfucks such as yourself. You must be delayed, deterred, and diverted away from the problem-causing mischief that you would like to engage in. This campaign has been eminently successful -- leaving assholes the option to slog along 123 or avail their sorry asses of the bypass routex long ago provided.
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> You lose again, asshole. The town and the
> professionals agree with me. Suck it hard, bitch.
Nobody agrees with a hopeless ignorant asshole like you. Least of all the Town of Vienna. Getting into and out of town is easy for residents. Every "traffic-calming" measure over the past 50 years has been directed at abusive out-of-town assfucks such as yourself. You must be delayed, deterred, and diverted away from the problem-causing mischief that you would like to engage in. This campaign has been eminently successful -- leaving assholes the option to slog along 123 or avail their sorry asses of the bypass routex long ago provided.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Hey Guise...
()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:02PM
....we want to know your opinion of Scallops.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
human GPS
()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:09PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> human GPS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You lose again, asshole. The town and the
> > professionals agree with me. Suck it hard,
> bitch.
>
> Nobody agrees with a hopeless ignorant asshole
> like you. Least of all the Town of Vienna.
> Getting into and out of town is easy for
> residents. Every "traffic-calming" measure over
> the past 50 years has been directed at abusive
> out-of-town assfucks such as yourself. You must
> be delayed, deterred, and diverted away from the
> problem-causing mischief that you would like to
> engage in. This campaign has been eminently
> successful -- leaving assholes the option to slog
> along 123 or avail their sorry asses of the bypass
> routex long ago provided.
Wrong, fuckstick. The study affirms every point I've made and flushes ypur claims down the toilet with the force of a Toto Ultramax.
You've got nothing to back up your claims. I've got a well regarded traffic consulting company with actual numbers.
Of course. You'll continue to babble along incoherently, and I'll just throw quotes from the traffic calming study right in your pansy ass face.
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> human GPS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You lose again, asshole. The town and the
> > professionals agree with me. Suck it hard,
> bitch.
>
> Nobody agrees with a hopeless ignorant asshole
> like you. Least of all the Town of Vienna.
> Getting into and out of town is easy for
> residents. Every "traffic-calming" measure over
> the past 50 years has been directed at abusive
> out-of-town assfucks such as yourself. You must
> be delayed, deterred, and diverted away from the
> problem-causing mischief that you would like to
> engage in. This campaign has been eminently
> successful -- leaving assholes the option to slog
> along 123 or avail their sorry asses of the bypass
> routex long ago provided.
Wrong, fuckstick. The study affirms every point I've made and flushes ypur claims down the toilet with the force of a Toto Ultramax.
You've got nothing to back up your claims. I've got a well regarded traffic consulting company with actual numbers.
Of course. You'll continue to babble along incoherently, and I'll just throw quotes from the traffic calming study right in your pansy ass face.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:15PM
Hey you two lovers... Wrote:
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> .....what about Scallops?
...or water-taxis, or the Water Wars, or whether there is flowing water on the surface of Mars, or whether water plays any role in the development of sinkholes.
Same old Falls Church asshole. Same old load of utter bullshit. I wonder if he still thinks that you can't get from Dunn Loring to Anita's by using Electric Avenue, or that he can somehow get from southbound Gallows Road to Park Street by cutting through Vienna side-streets. LOL! Ghosts of Xmas past!
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> .....what about Scallops?
...or water-taxis, or the Water Wars, or whether there is flowing water on the surface of Mars, or whether water plays any role in the development of sinkholes.
Same old Falls Church asshole. Same old load of utter bullshit. I wonder if he still thinks that you can't get from Dunn Loring to Anita's by using Electric Avenue, or that he can somehow get from southbound Gallows Road to Park Street by cutting through Vienna side-streets. LOL! Ghosts of Xmas past!
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
he’s burdened w/ butthurt
()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:29PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> Hey you two lovers... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .....what about Scallops?
>
> ...or water-taxis, or the Water Wars, or whether
> there is flowing water on the surface of Mars, or
> whether water plays any role in the development of
> sinkholes.
>
> Same old Falls Church asshole. Same old load of
> utter bullshit. I wonder if he still thinks that
> you can't get from Dunn Loring to Anita's by using
> Electric Avenue, or that he can somehow get from
> southbound Gallows Road to Park Street by cutting
> through Vienna side-streets. LOL! Ghosts of Xmas
> past!
Damn dude, you can’t keep track of all the posters who have shredded your ass over the years. That’s some serious butthurt you’re holding on to. Something tells me you’re headed down that path again.
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> Hey you two lovers... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .....what about Scallops?
>
> ...or water-taxis, or the Water Wars, or whether
> there is flowing water on the surface of Mars, or
> whether water plays any role in the development of
> sinkholes.
>
> Same old Falls Church asshole. Same old load of
> utter bullshit. I wonder if he still thinks that
> you can't get from Dunn Loring to Anita's by using
> Electric Avenue, or that he can somehow get from
> southbound Gallows Road to Park Street by cutting
> through Vienna side-streets. LOL! Ghosts of Xmas
> past!
Damn dude, you can’t keep track of all the posters who have shredded your ass over the years. That’s some serious butthurt you’re holding on to. Something tells me you’re headed down that path again.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:47PM
I'm just much more intelligent than you are and can thus recognize the stench of your asshole posting a mile away. Think you're clever? Not on your life! Or what's left of it since ASSHOLE SPOTTER got done with you. LOL! Face it dumbfuck -- you've for years been a notorious loser and laughing stock on these boards, and your waste of time town along with you.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Pictures of someone else golfing
()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:55PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> I'm just much more intelligent than you are and
> can thus recognize the stench of your asshole
> posting a mile away. Think you're clever? Not on
> your life! Or what's left of it since ASSHOLE
> SPOTTER got done with you. LOL! Face it dumbfuck
> -- you've for years been a notorious loser and
> laughing stock on these boards, and your waste of
> time town along with you.
That's particularly funny since there are multiple people here fucking with your old dumb ass. lol
Go outside and sit in your carport and get some fresh air old dude. It's a nice day and you don't have much time left. Don't waste it.
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> I'm just much more intelligent than you are and
> can thus recognize the stench of your asshole
> posting a mile away. Think you're clever? Not on
> your life! Or what's left of it since ASSHOLE
> SPOTTER got done with you. LOL! Face it dumbfuck
> -- you've for years been a notorious loser and
> laughing stock on these boards, and your waste of
> time town along with you.
That's particularly funny since there are multiple people here fucking with your old dumb ass. lol
Go outside and sit in your carport and get some fresh air old dude. It's a nice day and you don't have much time left. Don't waste it.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 02:10PM
Pictures of someone else golfing Wrote:
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> That's particularly funny since there are multiple
> people here fucking with your old dumb ass. lol
No, there aren't. It's just you, and as always you are just getting the living shit kicked out of you.
> Go outside and sit in your carport and get some
> fresh air old dude. It's a nice day and you don't
> have much time left. Don't waste it.
Changing kitty litter this afternoon, stooge. It's an indoor job. Just did have the the carport repainted though. So much nicer than your tiny little mold-infested garage that you don't even put your sorry ass car in.
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> That's particularly funny since there are multiple
> people here fucking with your old dumb ass. lol
No, there aren't. It's just you, and as always you are just getting the living shit kicked out of you.
> Go outside and sit in your carport and get some
> fresh air old dude. It's a nice day and you don't
> have much time left. Don't waste it.
Changing kitty litter this afternoon, stooge. It's an indoor job. Just did have the the carport repainted though. So much nicer than your tiny little mold-infested garage that you don't even put your sorry ass car in.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Hoveround®
()
Date: May 24, 2018 02:52PM
All new Lincoln Navigator Wrote:
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> Pictures of someone else golfing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's particularly funny since there are
> multiple
> > people here fucking with your old dumb ass. lol
>
> No, there aren't. It's just you, and as always
> you are just getting the living shit kicked out of
> you.
>
> > Go outside and sit in your carport and get some
> > fresh air old dude. It's a nice day and you
> don't
> > have much time left. Don't waste it.
>
> Changing kitty litter this afternoon, stooge.
> It's an indoor job. Just did have the the carport
> repainted though. So much nicer than your tiny
> little mold-infested garage that you don't even
> put your sorry ass car in.
^ Old dude's easily confused.
Oxygen tank won't reach out to the carport? They have regen units that you can take with you now. Might look into that.
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> Pictures of someone else golfing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's particularly funny since there are
> multiple
> > people here fucking with your old dumb ass. lol
>
> No, there aren't. It's just you, and as always
> you are just getting the living shit kicked out of
> you.
>
> > Go outside and sit in your carport and get some
> > fresh air old dude. It's a nice day and you
> don't
> > have much time left. Don't waste it.
>
> Changing kitty litter this afternoon, stooge.
> It's an indoor job. Just did have the the carport
> repainted though. So much nicer than your tiny
> little mold-infested garage that you don't even
> put your sorry ass car in.
^ Old dude's easily confused.
Oxygen tank won't reach out to the carport? They have regen units that you can take with you now. Might look into that.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 03:03PM
What? Did you not understand the kitty-litter-is-an-indoor-job thing, or did you simply forget about that already? Pretty stupid either way.
Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
Hoveround®
()
Date: May 24, 2018 03:20PM
We make those stair lift things too if that would help.
Starting to back up already btw.
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Starting to back up already btw.
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Re: Viva Vienna Memorial Day Weekends - Lots of Bands, Food, Carnival
Posted by:
All new Lincoln Navigator
()
Date: May 24, 2018 03:26PM
How would a "stair lift thing" help with kitty-littler changing? I do believe you've gone right round the bend.