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Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: TinFoilDan ()
Date: December 30, 2009 03:16PM

Are there any conspiracy theories that take place in or involve Fairfax County?

I really need to know if they have been up to anything around here. They really scare me sometimes. I'm pretty sure I have seen them following me that one time, but I'm not sure.

Anyway, are there any stories?

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 30, 2009 03:20PM

TinFoilDan Wrote:
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> Are there any conspiracy theories that take place
> in or involve Fairfax County?


This website is run by alien visitors.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: December 30, 2009 03:22PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> TinFoilDan Wrote:
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> > Are there any conspiracy theories that take
> place
> > in or involve Fairfax County?
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> This website is run by alien visitors.


And the really scary part - they are alien visitors from Guatemala!

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: TinFoilDave ()
Date: December 30, 2009 03:31PM

So I should use the extra thick foil and get an ICE badge? Please keep the tips coming. I don't want to end up an a spaceship with a burrito up my ass.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: Snapple ()
Date: December 30, 2009 03:34PM

THe CIA HQ is in Fairfax County, so you can start there.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 30, 2009 03:35PM

Cary is one of the lizard people.


Any other conspiracy questions....ask spunky.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: JayBe ()
Date: December 30, 2009 04:18PM

SPY PANEL DIRECTOR WHO KILLED HIMSELF WAS UNDER A PROBE

Bill Gertz
THE WASHINGTON TIMES



The staff director of the House Intelligence Committee
who killed himself June 4 was under investigation by the
committee, which oversees the U.S. government's most
sensitive secrets, The Washington Times has learned.

John Millis, 47, a former CIA operations officer who
had been placed on administrative leave by the committee,
was found dead at the Breezeway Motel in Fairfax City, Va.,
Police Chief Doug Scott said. Police ruled he died from a
self-inflicted gunshot wound.

As committee staff director, Mr. Millis had access to
the U.S. intelligence community's most intimate secrets. He
knew about all U.S. covert action operations, which require
written presidential notifications.

He also was privy to the most sensitive information
collected by CIA agents, electronic eavesdropping and
photographic satellites.

According to police, Mr. Millis had called a friend and
said he was distraught over being placed on administrative
leave with pay by committee Chairman Rep. Porter J. Goss,
Florida Republican. Mr. Millis also said he was facing
administrative and criminal penalties as possible outcomes
of the investigation.

The friend then dialed *69, the automatic call-back
sequence, and was connected to the Breezeway Motel in
Fairfax. The friend explained to the motel operator that Mr.
Millis was threatening to commit suicide.

Police were called and upon arriving found Mr. Millis
dead in the bathroom.

Mr. Goss could not be reached for comment. The
committee's staff and Mr. Goss' spokeswoman did not return
several telephone calls seeking comment on the circumstances
surrounding Mr. Millis' departure from the committee.

However, several U.S. government officials said Mr.
Millis was fired and that the investigation was related to
improper activities by him.

Chief Scott said the investigation into his death was
handled with extreme care in light of the case of White
House Deputy Counsel Vincent W. Foster Jr., whose shooting
death in 1993 was ruled a suicide. The investigation into
Mr. Foster's death, however, left many unanswered questions
and spawned conspiracy theories.

Chief Scott said the detective who investigated Mr.
Millis' death made sure there were no unanswered questions
that might indicate a conspiracy, because of his CIA
background and role as the committee staff director.

"Our detective knew that going in," Chief Scott said.
"That's why he was very careful in processing the scene and
checking for anything that might be suspicious."

After Mr. Millis was found dead, FBI agents and Capitol
Police were sent to the motel to look for classified
documents, but found none. Security officials, however,
recovered classified documents from a safe in Mr. Millis'
home.

An FBI spokesman said the FBI was not investigating Mr.
Millis for unauthorized disclosures.

Mr. Goss said in a statement at the time of Mr. Millis'
death that he was stunned by the loss.

"It seems that there are always more 'whys' than there
are answers when a tragedy like this occurs," Mr. Goss said.
"It also seems that words alone are insufficient to
alleviate the enormous pain we feel. John will be greatly
missed by members and staff alike."

The statement made no mention that Mr. Millis was under
investigation.

CIA Director George J. Tenet said in a statement that
"we in the intelligence community are shocked and saddened
by this tragic loss. We worked closely with John for many
years. He was a tenacious advocate for a strong national
intelligence capability."

Mr. Millis had publicly criticized former CIA Director
John Deutch, calling him the worst director in the agency's
history. During a speech at the Smithsonian Institution Feb.
15, Mr. Millis said Mr. Deutch inflicted "major damage" to
the CIA's espionage branch.

The criticism prompted some officials to speculate that
Mr. Millis may have improperly disclosed information about
an investigation of Mr. Deutch by the CIA's inspector
general.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: ~ V ~ ()
Date: December 30, 2009 04:37PM

Here is the biggest Conspiracy theory of them all:

We are all reptilian lizard people.

You just have to open your mind up to the possibility to see it!

Now that you know your true identity begin ripping your face-mask off.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 30, 2009 07:15PM


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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 30, 2009 07:16PM

We are all Elliot Seagal. And EJ.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: December 30, 2009 10:21PM

Spunky lives!

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: December 30, 2009 10:47PM

TinFoilDan Wrote:
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> Are there any conspiracy theories that take place
> in or involve Fairfax County?


there is a LOT of corruption on all levels of authority in VA. police cheating on tests, get away with killing people and answer to nobody.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 30, 2009 11:35PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> TinFoilDan Wrote:
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> > Are there any conspiracy theories that take
> place
> > in or involve Fairfax County?
>
> there is a LOT of corruption on all levels of
> authority in VA. police cheating on tests, get
> away with killing people and answer to nobody.

Yeah, but that's not X-Files-worthy conspiracy stuff.

Now, the fact that Jerry Connely is actually a Klingon spy on the other hand...

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Re: Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: Les ()
Date: December 31, 2009 12:01AM

There's a county plot to put all the Section 8 slum housing in Reston.

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