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Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: News Update ()
Date: May 11, 2018 09:55PM

This is Dan.
Dan is a Democrat running to challenge Barbara Comstock for her House Seat in Virginia's 10th Congressional District.
Dan is one of six Democrats who are currently registered to challenge Barabara Comstock.
The Democrats will be holding their primary election in the Summer, on June 12th, to decide on the party nominee's.
Those six Democrats include:
* Dan Helmer - 'Our Saviour'
* Paul Pelletier - 'Confused Attorney'
* Jennifer Wexton - 'Bad Hair Day'
* Lindsey Davis Stover - 'An Eight.'
* Alison Friedman - "Big Money" & "Yazidi"
* Julia Biggins - 'Infectous Disease Scientist'
* Shak Hill - 'In the list for some reason'

Dan recently put out an ad, which made him famous overnight.
LEGEND OF DAN BEGINS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDfhFfKSohc
Dan put out another ad even more recently, and that one was okay.
DAN STRIKES BACK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP1EUb30FMo
That last one got more coverage and more air time on the news.
But as a result of it, the NRA responded to Dan's video meme.
Dan then trolled the NRA with yet another video.
THE REVENGE of DAN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2lDbdEr3Yo

And thus the saga of Dan Helmer continues.
His story remains unwritten.
But you, the voter (and shitposters), have the power of impacting the outcome of Dan's Story.
To decide on the fate of Dan Helmer, and aid him on his long journey ahead.

This is Dan's wife, Karen.
Karen is okay.

Some more things on Dan here: https://www.helmerforcongress.com/home (I guess it would be helpful, idk)
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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Bill1995 ()
Date: May 11, 2018 10:56PM

Colbert made fun of the ad, but hey, maybe Helmer can go on Colbert after he wins.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Thicc Boi Dan ()
Date: May 16, 2018 07:57PM

Woah, this is a pretty nice post you got here. I like.
Really Dan Helmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfmGPPznTSs&list=PL1l2o24TRzYJ-lEQUBl27AO2QXDoIWu9H&index=4
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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the Criminal ()
Date: May 16, 2018 08:43PM

This Dan Helmer has been a wanted fugitive, evading the law for 6 years
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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: American Decency ()
Date: May 18, 2018 03:12PM

Dan the Shan is not the man. Pretty Disappointed in you, Dan.
https://therepublicanstandard.com/va-10-democrats-forum-knife-fight-guns/
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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Parkland Shooter ()
Date: May 18, 2018 04:31PM

American Decency Wrote:
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> Dan the Shan is not the man. Pretty Disappointed
> in you, Dan.
> https://therepublicanstandard.com/va-10-democrats-
> forum-knife-fight-guns/


Looks like Nikolas Cruz.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan H3lmer ()
Date: May 18, 2018 09:05PM

Thank me for my service! See my platform:

Veterans for Responsible Gun Confiscation.

Higher Taxes to help those less deserving.

You didn't build that!

I'll rid VA10 of those people who cling to their religion and their guns.

**Vote For Stolen Valor Dan!**

and remember, I'm a hero and know more than you civilians.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan Helmer (verified account) ()
Date: May 18, 2018 09:07PM

BTW, I'm queer.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Look at that smile :) ()
Date: May 19, 2018 12:46PM

Great attitude and posture. Everyone loves to take photos with Dan.
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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: 73l66 ()
Date: May 20, 2018 12:06PM

Thanks for the link to his website - quote under category "Dan's Priorities > Constitutional Government":

"In Congress, Dan will work to restore Congress’ role in ensuring oversight of the President and protection of our Constitutional rights. He believes that Donald Trump consistently undermines our norms and laws, and supports his impeachment. "


The site also says he is endorsed by: "Dr. Liza Gold - Gun Safety Expert, Vice President of the American Academy of Psychiatry and the Law"

And she says "the refrain to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill does a disservice to American society"white

http://www.psychiatrictimes.com/trauma-and-violence/gun-violence-and-mental-illness-talking-liza-h-gold-md

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Not Alison. Definitely Not Shak. ()
Date: May 27, 2018 04:50PM

Dan is actually pretty okay. Met him on several occasions now and might actually consider voting for him (especially over Alison). Saw him again with his family at a parade I went to last week.
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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the Funny Man ()
Date: May 31, 2018 02:31PM


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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: fakenews candidate ()
Date: May 31, 2018 03:33PM

Haha democrat party progtards think they can hide their anti-American, anti-white, globalist brownskin invasion behind a dopey military guy. Good luck with that losers.

Own your platform, democrat party progs. You can't fool the electorate with a spiffy fucking uniform anymore.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: reservist? ()
Date: June 01, 2018 09:40AM

So, Dan is lucky he is in the Reserves--and,no longer active duty. He could be punished for speaking contemptuously against the commander in chief. Wonder if he has drill anytime that his ad is running?

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Gotta be a cuck ()
Date: June 01, 2018 01:06PM

His wife is so fucking ugly. Can not vote for.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Knows Identity of 'ShakTheCuck' ()
Date: June 01, 2018 07:17PM

^ You're not going to vote for the primary, because you live outside of the 10th District and because you're only 17.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: June 02, 2018 08:17AM

Dan looks deranged in all his pictures. Seems to me that whoever you vote for in this election, you're voting for a loser.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the Update ()
Date: June 04, 2018 08:32PM


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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the Shwan (Durk Durk) ()
Date: June 08, 2018 11:10AM


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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: TV Ads don't work ()
Date: June 08, 2018 11:37AM

Why does Helmer use his own (ugly as shit) wife in his commercial as a teacher herding little kids against the wall? Can't he afford another person to play the teacher in his ad? If she was good looking, that'd be one thing, but she looks Shaggy from Scooby Doo, only uglier.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Not a Dan fan but... ()
Date: June 08, 2018 12:28PM

American Decency Wrote:
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> Dan the Shan is not the man. Pretty Disappointed
> in you, Dan.

You are out of touch with the typical 10th District resident. Residents of the 10th favor keeping Obamacare. Residents of the 10th favor keeping abortion legal and available, and favor funding Planned Parenthood. The 10th isn't hard core conservative country. Plus in case you missed it this is the Democratic primary, and those positions are going to be even more true of the typical 10th District Democratic resident.

If you are looking for a candidate committed to repealing Obamacare and defunding Planne d Parenthood, I would suggest voting for Hill in the Republican primary. Just remember though that Hill's views which make him attractive to conservatives make him less likely to win the 10th than Comstock.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: :) ()
Date: June 08, 2018 01:41PM

^^^ Do like you're thought-provoking post there, that is rare on FFU. But you definitely sound like a Jennifer Wexton supporter for sure. This is what she is like:
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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Not.a Dan fan ()
Date: June 08, 2018 07:14PM

:) Wrote:
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> ^^^ Do like you're thought-provoking post there,
> that is rare on FFU. But you definitely sound like
> a Jennifer Wexton supporter for sure.

Not a fan of any of the current Democratic candidates, including Wexton. Some are in the pocket of liberal interest groups. Some are not realistic, and at least one lacks a history of involvement in local affairs.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the Normfag ()
Date: June 09, 2018 03:46PM

What is Dan doing at this moment?

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the Man ()
Date: June 13, 2018 06:28AM

The cuck only got 6500 votes. What a loser. Couldn't get anyone to vote for him and still stuck with a fugly as shit wife.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Glory Hog Lost! ()
Date: June 13, 2018 01:07PM

Glory Hog all right, thousands of vets have ran for office, most are humble and state their military service as they should, they served and earned the right to be known as a vet, and that's it, If they were awarded the PH SS DSC or MOH people in their area know it and the press may play it up, not the candidate.

Look at Dan the hero , wrapping himself up in the flag , he must have thought he's the only one who ever served in the military.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the Dunce ()
Date: June 13, 2018 03:31PM

To be fair, there are very few liberals with military service. Dan probably thought he'd win some moderate repubs with this, but he probably alienated libs instead.

Dan made a fool of himself. He's an asshole.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan is Pro-Gun Confiscation ()
Date: January 16, 2020 12:45PM


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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan Helmers HB 567 Hate Bill ()
Date: January 16, 2020 04:35PM

Dans unconstitutional attack bill directed at the NRAs Indoor range is the most irrational hate bill against the civil rights of the people of Virginia that has been introduced since Democrats wrote Jim Crow and no blacks allowed in white schools laws in the south.

Dan is the only patron of HB 567 which clearly shows that newbie Dan is unfit to further serve having embaressed the Democrat party and must resign in disgrace

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan the OP ()
Date: January 16, 2020 05:36PM

Wow, I completely forgot that we ever worked on this. Not sure how it was bumped after all this time. Have a sneaking suspicion here that it was probably a NoVA supporter or perhaps his even his staff.

I just like Dan because of his Memes and because he always seemed to me to be like a genuine person in a sea of fakeness. I don’t really care if other shitposters have objections to it, you do you.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Hateful Dan Needs To Resign ()
Date: January 16, 2020 11:34PM

Less then 2 weeks in office and he's already the only patron of the most hateful bill in the General Assembly since Jim Crow ..HB 567

Why is he the only patron ?

Because his bill is a hate bill Your not a fake , your just a simpleton who likes NAZI party tactics to suppress the liberty of a free people

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Ironically Unironically Serious ()
Date: January 17, 2020 01:40PM

Hateful Dan Needs To Resign Wrote:
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> Less then 2 weeks in office and he's already the
> only patron of the most hateful bill in the
> General Assembly since Jim Crow ..HB 567
>
> Why is he the only patron ?
>
> Because his bill is a hate bill Your not a fake
> , your just a simpleton who likes NAZI party
> tactics to suppress the liberty of a free people

I don't know about comparing this to Jim Crow..

He IS Jewish after all, and Jim Crow laws historically demeaned on Jewish people as they did with African-Americans, in many Southern States.

You might as well consider yourself a "neo-Nazi" if you honestly can't tell the difference.

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Im Also Jewish ()
Date: January 17, 2020 02:07PM

Dan Helmers HB 567 is a hate law so don't lecture me on Nazis ,I know how they operate to suppressed the rights of Jew and then exterminate them in death camps like Auschwitz and worse Treblinka where only 67 survived. My family has no known survivors in Europe .

Yes Dans bill is the worse that has been seen in the General Assembly since Jim Crow as it has no rational reason to be introduced . Its a pure hate bill of the American people rights to keep0 and bear arms and that's it with Dan being the only patron

Resign Dan Helmer Your not fit to serve a single month in office

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Posted by: Dan Helmers HB 567 ()
Date: January 17, 2020 02:35PM

Is not a bill to raise or lower speed limits , to allow more or less welfare, to provide benefits to illegals or not, to raise criminal penalties up or down , to legalize marijuana or not

All of which are controversial and have rational from proponents for and against . Dan's bill has no rational reason to exist. Its only a fantasy hate bill to attack the NRA with

Resign Dan Helmer immature purveyor of Hate

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Re: Dan Helmer | Self-embarrassing Democrat | Thoughts on Dan {Important}
Posted by: Dan Helmer Wants To Disarm ()
Date: January 17, 2020 08:09PM

The American people

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