So happy. This means glad. Neil Diamond is coming to Patriot Center. This is concert hall. It is at George Mason University. Some call GMU. Neil Diamond is nice. He sing nice. My caretaker is fan. He is seven feet tall. He has eye patch. He has hook for hand. He has bad temper.

Where can I buy tickets? This means to be able to go. Take caretaker and goldfish to! Would goldfish require ticket? I like Neil Diamond. Neil Diamond is nice.

http://www.patriotcenter.com/tickets/

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Ferfex,

This nice of you. Thank you. You are nice. Nice in spirit of season. Neil Diamond so nice to. Worry caretaker height with chairs. Worry caretakers blocking view of other with height. Patriot Center is nice place but this cause problem.

I heard there's a killer parking lot scene before Neil Diamond shows. Major major partying.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I heard there's a killer parking lot scene before
> Neil Diamond shows. Major major partying.

Watch out for narc's in tie dye shirts trying to buy acid.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I heard there's a killer parking lot scene before
> Neil Diamond shows. Major major partying.

From the makers of the cult classic "Heavy Metal Parking Lot," I proudly present "Neil Diamond Parking Lot." Sorry, no Zebraman.

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So excited now. Tailgate in Tercel. Caretaker in parking lot sing Kentucky woman. This is nice song. Maybe I throw my underpants on stage. Like Tom Jones concerts. Kmart did not return them. Small skid marks okay. Neil Diamond likes.Maybe meet nice woman at concert. This means person with breasts. This is nice.

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> Watch out for narc's in tie dye shirts trying to
> buy acid.


It'd be funny to show up there with a tank full of nitrous, trying to sell balloons to the Neil Diamond fans, just to see the reaction you'd get.

I'd recognize that last guy in the clip anywhere. That is the famous Bozo the clown from Ringling Bros. Circus.

Take Tercel. Tailgate in Tercel. Caretaker sing Kentucky Woman in parking lot. Meet women. This means those with boobs. Perhaps throw underpants on stage. Kmart wont return them. Small skid marks okay? No problem.

Is Will Ferrell gonna be there too? He's better at being Neil Diamond than Neil Diamond is.

Man, not cool, I got really excited when I saw this and then suffered a major letdown when I looked it up. :-(

Ahhhhhh yes. Another queer-pride convention!

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I heard there's a killer parking lot scene before
> Neil Diamond shows. Major major partying.


He is the Jews Springsteen you know. Barry Mainilow thinks he is the Jewish Springsteen, but Neil has got that covered!

There will be book clubs meeting in the parking lot before the show. Bring the latest book you are reading and share the experience with others.

Neil Diamond sucks.

Mr Burgundy,

Neil Diamond is nice man. He sings carols. This means Christmas songs. He sings nice. Caretaker likes him to. We throw underwear on stage. Tom Jones gets underwear. Now Neil Diamond gets underwear. Underwear slightly used but nice.

wbva3fan,
Maybe it just mean you a retard boy. You know I mean like a boy that is a retarded.
-Sir

I am from Ukraine. This is country. It is part of former Soviet Union. This means communist country. Had to buy bootleg copies of Neil Diamond. Not allowed under Soviet rules. This not nice. Neil Diamond was propaganda. This means anti-communist. Communism not nice. Neil Diamond is.

When is his concert?

One thing is certain. This will be a total GILF fest and there probably won't be a single straight guy there, so if you're into the cougar scene, you can get some for sure.

Cougars are dangerous animals. THey are not nice. They have big teeth. They have big claws. Cougars at Neil Diamond concert not. They at Hans and Frans show in Vegas.