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Holiday Loot!
Posted by: lunchbox ()
Date: December 26, 2009 10:39AM

XBOX 360? Slippers? Clothes? Genital herpes from the hooker you picked up off the street because you realized you were all alone on Christmas?? Tell us what you got!

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 26, 2009 12:00PM

I pretty much got jack shit - a few low dollar gift cards to Home Depot/Best Buy and the Family Guy "Something, Something, Something Dark Side" DVD. But it's fine because I specifically tell family that it makes me happier to see them saving their money instead of getting me a stupid gift once a year.

The best gift I got was a $2 cat figurine from my daughter, because she picked it out and spent her own money on it, even though I hate cats (she loves them). It will be proudly displayed on my desk at work.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: c ville ()
Date: December 26, 2009 01:02PM

I didn't get much, but I didn't ask for anything, so I don't really care. Mostly gift cards and clothes.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: December 26, 2009 03:05PM

the only thing i got was into a fight.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 26, 2009 03:31PM

I got drunk.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMcDrunko ()
Date: December 26, 2009 03:33PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I got drunk.


Shocker!

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 26, 2009 03:36PM

MrMcDrunko Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > I got drunk.
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>
> Shocker!

Not really, when you think about it.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMcDrunko ()
Date: December 26, 2009 03:38PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> MrMcDrunko Wrote:
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> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
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> > > I got drunk.
> >
> >
> > Shocker!
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> Not really, when you think about it.


I know...it's your norm.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 26, 2009 03:39PM

MrMcDrunko Wrote:
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> I know...it's your norm.

Exactly. I don't know why it would be a "shocker," then.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMcDrunko ()
Date: December 26, 2009 03:59PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> MrMcDrunko Wrote:
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> > I know...it's your norm.
>
> Exactly. I don't know why it would be a
> "shocker," then.


I guess you just don't get a sarcastic 'shocker' over the internet in your inebriated state. Don't you have a double decker to go clean up somewhere, Todd?

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMcDrunko ()
Date: December 26, 2009 04:00PM

BTW, a double decker is a dump in both the bowl and the tank.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 26, 2009 04:25PM

MrMcDrunko Wrote:
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> Don't you have a double decker to go clean up somewhere,
> Todd?

Oh, heavens no.

I'm far too drunk for janitoring.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: bad santa ()
Date: December 26, 2009 04:40PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> MrMcDrunko Wrote:
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> > Don't you have a double decker to go clean up
> somewhere,
> > Todd?
>
> Oh, heavens no.
>
> I'm far too drunk for janitoring.

I think a drunk janitor in a Santa suit w/ a plunger in hand would be quite a site. You should advertise as Santa the Plumber this time of year!

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 26, 2009 04:47PM

bad santa Wrote:
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> I think a drunk janitor in a Santa suit w/ a
> plunger in hand would be quite a site.

Also known as this past Thursday. :D

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: December 26, 2009 06:06PM

lunchbox Wrote:
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> Tell us what you got!

Coal!

again.

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: shat on again ()
Date: December 26, 2009 06:15PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> lunchbox Wrote:
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> > Tell us what you got!
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> Coal!
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> again.


I got an upperdecker...mephisto, can u help a brother out?

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Re: Holiday Loot!
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: December 26, 2009 06:18PM

Albert Brooks summed it up best...



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