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Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: ynjhj ()
Date: April 21, 2018 12:40PM

This forum seems like a good place for this advice.
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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: You'll shoot your eye out ()
Date: April 21, 2018 01:43PM

Wow, so what do you do for a hobby? Sit around and research articles about masturbation?

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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: Dangers of the Jerking ()
Date: April 21, 2018 03:28PM

My next door neighbor jerked off 2 or 3 times a day, and as a result his brain began to erode. This created empty space that over time caused his heard to cave in.
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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: Don't do it little squirt ()
Date: April 21, 2018 03:40PM

Dangers of the Jerking Wrote:
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> My next door neighbor jerked off 2 or 3 times a
> day, and as a result his brain began to erode.
> This created empty space that over time caused his
> heard to cave in.

I hope your next door neighbor stops 'cause after his head caves in the next phase will be palsey followed by blindness.

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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: Pill popper ()
Date: April 21, 2018 05:25PM

Since starting Zoloft I’ve been masterbating less often, plus it takes longer to climax.

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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: vvkel ()
Date: April 23, 2018 09:08AM

You might think it is funny but there is a grain of truth to this. Read the warning label on Viagra - it can cause blindness.

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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: Naziminecraft ()
Date: April 23, 2018 09:51AM

Mein Kameraden! Neighbor's heads do not cave in due to "masturbation", but to the powers of the Juden! We must purge these rodents from our streets once more to save your neighbor's forehead!

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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: Zoinks, King of Kings ()
Date: April 23, 2018 09:55AM

ZOINKS!!!!

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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: PublicSvcAnncmnt ()
Date: April 23, 2018 10:43AM


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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: Are you fucking kidding? ()
Date: April 23, 2018 11:17AM

The Federal Govt doing something to solve mental health issues?

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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
Posted by: Hep me ()
Date: April 23, 2018 06:59PM

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