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Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Skinny White Guy ()
Date: April 18, 2018 12:56AM

Parents never put me in swimming lessons as a child. Can barely float at the moment. Where can I learn and what's the price?

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Jumping Jake ()
Date: April 18, 2018 12:58AM

Kiddie pool at kings dominion

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Salem's lot ()
Date: April 18, 2018 02:23AM

Well, someone could just throw you in. And remember, if you float that means your a Witch...

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: been there seen that ()
Date: April 18, 2018 04:01AM

Fairfax County Recreation centers offer swim classes for all ages. I would recommend Oak Marr. https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/recenter/private-lessons

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: April 18, 2018 06:01AM

My turds float

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: It’s clear ()
Date: April 18, 2018 06:42AM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> My turds float


You are a turd

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: 4mbbm ()
Date: April 18, 2018 07:23AM

4mbbm

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: STEWMAC ()
Date: April 18, 2018 02:21PM

If you don't mind your kids getting diddled, Oak Marr has a good aquatics program.

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Great Falls ()
Date: April 18, 2018 02:29PM

National park
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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: The.Facts ()
Date: April 18, 2018 03:27PM

Despite its name...Kids First Swim School offers classes for adults. Not the cheapest, just the best.

And when you are done with your swim class, you can walk a few doors down to Kilroy's and meet up with Rusty and the AMF Bitches.

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Seconded ()
Date: April 18, 2018 03:36PM

been there seen that Wrote:
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> Fairfax County Recreation centers offer swim
> classes for all ages. I would recommend Oak Marr.
> https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/recenter/priva
> te-lessons

Seconded. Good facilities and instructors.

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Moonanite ()
Date: April 18, 2018 05:29PM

Cartoon Network offers Adult Swim every night at 10:00 pm

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Assless leather chaps ()
Date: April 18, 2018 05:35PM

The.Facts Wrote:
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> Despite its name...Kids First Swim School offers
> classes for adults. Not the cheapest, just the
> best.
>
> And when you are done with your swim class, you
> can walk a few doors down to Kilroy's and meet up
> with Rusty and the AMF Bitches.

Be sure to ask for the Timmyslaw.

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: They must be all deaded ()
Date: April 18, 2018 07:13PM

Assless leather chaps Wrote:
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> The.Facts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Despite its name...Kids First Swim School
> offers
> > classes for adults. Not the cheapest, just the
> > best.
> >
> > And when you are done with your swim class, you
> > can walk a few doors down to Kilroy's and meet
> up
> > with Rusty and the AMF Bitches.
>
> Be sure to ask for the Timmyslaw.

They must be all gone.
Haven't heard about any recent "charity" scams lately.

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Morons abound ()
Date: April 18, 2018 08:37PM

Salem's lot Wrote:
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> Well, someone could just throw you in. And
> remember, if you float that means your a Witch...

Or lead, gravy, churches, or very small rocks.

P.S. "you're"

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: KBNXY ()
Date: April 18, 2018 09:19PM

Private swim lessons can be arranged through FCPA - go to one of the rec centers and ask them at the front desk for information.

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: FCPA Any Rec Center ()
Date: April 18, 2018 10:39PM

Since Wakefield now Audrey Moore Rec Center opened in May 1979 not a single person has ever drowned in a FCPA pool, And there have been millions of swim visits with 9 indoor pools today across the county. They have a excellent in house lifeguard training program and in service training all the time, A great place to swim or take lessons or take lifeguard training as they offer classes for that too. The Kids First school offers smaller class sizes for the youngsters

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Great Falls ()
Date: April 19, 2018 09:20PM

https://youtu.be/0jZjv6AtMn8

learn to swimm, you fucking Twat.

https://youtu.be/3py-hfHDz58
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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: jb1 ()
Date: April 19, 2018 09:40PM

If you got some greenbacks I can teach yer

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Re: Where can an Adult Learn how to swim?
Posted by: Why You Need To Swim ()
Date: April 19, 2018 11:24PM

Got anything to do with the Rio Grande after your deported

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