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23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: April 09, 2018 10:18AM

This was a good place to go smoke a cigar and relax. The staff is great but the owner is a drunken a$$hole.

It used to be a yearly $650 membership fee. Now they want you to pay $3,675 a year to be a member. This breaks down to $675 for the yearly membership and a monthly minimum of $250 on food (excludes alcohol and cigars). They have such a limited menu, you will be eating the same thing month after month to use up your $3,000 for the year. This place is trying to compete with CXIIIREX, but is nowhere close in comparison.

This place is going to crash and burn.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Inova ()
Date: April 09, 2018 10:22AM

If it doesn't fail on its own, public health officials should shut the place down.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Malcolm Xtra Black ()
Date: April 09, 2018 03:01PM

I guess it's back to the 66 rest stop to find a solid BJ from a young hung stud.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Inova ()
Date: April 09, 2018 03:09PM

What do they charge?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Bargain Bob ()
Date: April 09, 2018 03:10PM

Who the fuck would even pat $600 for a cigar membership in the first place? Lmao

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Inova () ()
Date: April 09, 2018 03:16PM

The Redskins watch football up there and have money to blow

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Ron Blomalode ()
Date: April 09, 2018 05:04PM

The premise of a cigar bar, let alone one with a membership, is the epitome of douchebaggery.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: George Carlin ()
Date: April 09, 2018 08:17PM

And haven’t we had about enough of this cigar smoking shit in this country? Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown DICK. A big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Sigmund Freud ()
Date: April 09, 2018 09:15PM


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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: April 10, 2018 08:29PM

Do they sell and Cuban cigars up there?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Best Choice ()
Date: April 10, 2018 08:35PM

Bargain Bob Wrote:
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> Who the fuck would even pat $600 for a cigar
> membership in the first place? Lmao


The I-66 Rest Area is a better deal for sucking on things.....

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: 9YBVE ()
Date: April 11, 2018 12:07AM

Ron Blomalode Wrote:
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> The premise of a cigar bar, let alone one with a
> membership, is the epitome of douchebaggery.


True. Nothing screams, "I'm a douchebag!" like a cigar.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: April 11, 2018 06:16AM

You are a douche bag

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: April 11, 2018 10:31AM

You mean -- Nothing screams, "I'm a douchebag!" like vaping. Cigars are cool

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Roll your own ()
Date: April 11, 2018 11:04AM

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: April 12, 2018 01:15PM

Getting nice outside this week -- time to light up a cigar and enjoy.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: 9YBVE ()
Date: April 13, 2018 12:41PM

Now the douchebags will be smoking outside and we all get to enjoy. NOT!

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: shaydee ()
Date: April 14, 2018 02:56PM

Owner is a shady....

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: April 15, 2018 08:08AM

A drunk, arrogant prick. Just look at what he does for a day job. Enough said...

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Stogieville ()
Date: April 15, 2018 08:16PM

Where is this place at?

I don’t know who owner is - but it’s nice to have a place to Smalls a stogie

Need more information.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: April 17, 2018 11:12AM

23 Cigar Bar and Restaurant
5800 OLD CENTREVILLE ROAD
CENTREVILLE, VA 20121
3RD FLOOR OF ALTO PLAZA

Mon - Sat: 4pm - Close
Sunday: Closed

703-825-7903 Ask for Liliana

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: shaydee ()
Date: April 18, 2018 12:28PM

Liliana is one of the few females in that place -- at least she is very good looking.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Oliva ()
Date: April 19, 2018 02:34PM

You were right, she is good looking.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: testify ()
Date: April 19, 2018 02:52PM

Dear Lord thank you for sending us Donald J Trump. He is BIGLY FABULOUS. Eating libtards every morning for breakfast.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: 9YBVE ()
Date: April 20, 2018 10:11AM

Does Trump smoke cigars?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Lucky Us ()
Date: April 20, 2018 06:33PM

9YBVE Wrote:
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> Does Trump smoke cigars?

He doesn't smoke anything, and he drinks no booze,

The doctors who tend to his medical needs say he will live to 200

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Taking the whole thing ()
Date: April 20, 2018 07:20PM

shaydee Wrote:
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> Liliana is one of the few females in that place --
> at least she is very good looking.


Women don't want to see all that gay cocksucking that goes on in there.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: ewymx ()
Date: April 23, 2018 01:23PM

I wish all the smoking douchebags would go to some place like 23 so I do not have to see my neighbor and all their friends light up on the deck and let that nasty smoke come into my yard.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Ron Blomalode ()
Date: April 23, 2018 09:43PM

Montecristo Wrote:
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> You mean -- Nothing screams, "I'm a douchebag!"
> like vaping. Cigars are cool


There's douchery to be had with both. Cigars make it look like you are sucking off a turd. Vapes are mechanical penises. Vaping is whar Zima was in the 90s.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: kuknb ()
Date: April 24, 2018 07:43AM

Smoking -- like Trump -- is for the super-dumb.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Anchorman - Ron Burgundy ()
Date: April 25, 2018 12:06PM

Please continue raining and keep those cigar smokers inside.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: jibjab ()
Date: April 27, 2018 05:49AM

Thank you Jesus for sending us Donald J. Trump. The greatest President in modern day history God Bless the United States of America.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Don't let the door.... s2 ()
Date: April 27, 2018 07:21AM

ewymx Wrote:
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> I wish all the smoking douchebags would go to some
> place like 23 so I do not have to see my neighbor
> and all their friends light up on the deck and let
> that nasty smoke come into my yard.

Fuck it, if you don't like the smoke you can move your Yankee ass back up North.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: ewymx ()
Date: April 27, 2018 02:06PM

I'm no Yankee!

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Stogieville ()
Date: April 30, 2018 01:09PM

What brand of cigars do they have in the humidor? I hear they also have some top shelf whiskey. What do they have that is good?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: 9YBVE ()
Date: May 01, 2018 10:12AM

I hope this heat wave keeps the cigar smokers inside, so I don't have to smell that crap.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: May 04, 2018 11:09AM

Looks like a fine day to enjoy a cigar.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: May 11, 2018 10:14PM

Went to 23 the other night, it was pretty dead. More staff than patrons. It that the norm?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: May 15, 2018 06:23AM

Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown DICK. A big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.

This would be the king douchebag
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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: 9YBVE ()
Date: May 17, 2018 07:37AM

I love all this rain keeping the cock sucking cigar smokers inside.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Stogieville ()
Date: May 25, 2018 09:10AM

I have to agree on Liliana, she is pretty hot.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: June 04, 2018 05:43PM

Finally a nice night to smoke a cigar outside. I think it is going to be a Padron 1926 Series No. 9 Natural - yummy

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Roll your own ()
Date: June 14, 2018 09:04PM

Fuck 23, great night to be out for a smoke.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: beaner beaner ()
Date: June 14, 2018 10:13PM

Roll your own Wrote:
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> Fuck 23, great night to be out for a smoke.


Cock is great isn't it?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: June 16, 2018 02:19PM

Very nice out, having lots of friends over to drink and smoke. Why go to 23 when it is this nice?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Stogieville ()
Date: June 18, 2018 04:48PM

Enjoying a Padron Serie 1926 No. 2 - very good smoke!!

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: June 23, 2018 08:23AM

I was up there for a smoke, it was pretty dead. More staff than patrons. I don't know how this will be around for the long term.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: vile thuggery ()
Date: June 23, 2018 09:53PM

Did you smoke some cock?

All gayboys there...

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Smoke nigger dicks ()
Date: June 24, 2018 08:52AM

Smoke your cigar at home!
Sad!

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Best Choice ()
Date: June 27, 2018 11:59AM

The I-66 Rest Area is a better deal for sucking on things.....

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Roll your own ()
Date: July 01, 2018 02:24PM

Fuck 23, I had a nice Ave Maria Ark of the Covenant last night and the drinks were much cheaper from my bar.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: beaner beaner ()
Date: July 06, 2018 10:37AM

Cock is great isn't it?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Gladiator_ ()
Date: July 10, 2018 05:43PM

Trump is great!

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: ewymx ()
Date: July 24, 2018 04:21PM

I love all this rain keeping the cigar smoker inside.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: fags gather for cigars ()
Date: July 24, 2018 05:29PM

ewymx Wrote:
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> I love all this rain keeping the cigar smoker
> inside.


I love how you keep bumping this gay thread every few weeks. Hope you fags are getting lots of cock in the back.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: beaner beaner ()
Date: August 06, 2018 05:51PM

Who is sucking cock at 23?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Giver of information ()
Date: August 07, 2018 12:14AM

Ron Blomalode Wrote:
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> The premise of a cigar bar, let alone one with a
> membership, is the epitome of douchebaggery.


I don't like the idea of a jacked up membership fee, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of a cigar bar. If you do not like the stogies, don't go there. Why is this hard? If someone ever holds a gun to your head and forces you to go there, please let me know and I will send the FFXCo Sheriff's Deputies to arrest that guy.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: peep ()
Date: August 07, 2018 12:17AM

Why the fuck would someone want to be a member at a cigar bar? That's like having a membership at Burger King. LOL

..Que psychotic shit posting in 3...2...1

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Answerer of questions ()
Date: August 07, 2018 12:26AM

peep Wrote:
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> Why the fuck would someone want to be a member at
> a cigar bar? That's like having a membership at
> Burger King. LOL


If it's only a couple of bucks, WTF? right? They have to have a membership to get around the no smoking laws. Most places just charge a couple of bucks. If they charge more, you get a credit towards food, drinks or stoges. They do keep a couple of bucks for the admin costs and "fees", but most of what you pay goes as a credit towards stuff.

This joint sounds like a real rip-off, though. I'm not going to put up thousands of dollars in advance, but for a couple hundred that I'll probably use up in a year, WTF? right?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: August 09, 2018 05:51PM

Agree with Answerer of questions.

When it was just a membership fee, it was easy to justify because you could bring guests or clients for a night out. But a yearly membership and a monthly minimum of $250 on food (excludes alcohol and cigars) - it is a total rip-off.

The people who first joined last year with just the membership fee will be coming up on their renewal. I would bet most of the people who signed up before the change will not renew. Renewals and new memberships must be taking a hard hit. Time will tell if this place will last.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: August 12, 2018 10:50AM

I wish there were more females like this up there.
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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: fags eating dick ()
Date: August 12, 2018 11:46AM

Wait three days then bump this thread again. Same homos every time.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: August 25, 2018 11:14AM

Back from vacation and last night was awesome by the fire pit with my Bourbon and a fine Oliva Serie V Melanio.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: September 21, 2018 07:50AM

Liliana is gone? Membership on decline? Looks like a crash and burn

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: smatchy80 ()
Date: September 21, 2018 02:17PM

I love me some Patels and Padrons, gotta check this joint out.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Montecristo ()
Date: September 28, 2018 01:52PM

Finally a nice night to smoke on the Balcony at 23

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Roll your own ()
Date: October 05, 2018 01:37PM

Looks like a nice night for a cigar after the HS football game.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: fags eating dick ()
Date: October 05, 2018 01:55PM

Get some brown cock in your mouth. What could be better for a bunch of cigar chomping homos.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: CAO Flathead Steel Horse ()
Date: October 18, 2018 10:43AM

It is going to be a nice night/weekend for a cigar by the fire pit.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: fags eating dick ()
Date: October 18, 2018 12:02PM

Get some brown cock in your mouth. What could be better for a bunch of cigar chomping homos.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: M-Notdecento ()
Date: October 21, 2018 09:42AM

Hmm... it's a little chilly. I think I'll sit inside and churn funds for my buddies.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: circle jerk extra hard ()
Date: October 21, 2018 04:11PM

Good to have all the gayboys in one place.

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Roll your own ()
Date: February 19, 2020 02:18PM

Is this place still in business?

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Re: 23 Cigar Bar in Centreville
Posted by: Don Quixote ()
Date: February 20, 2020 03:46AM

Roll your own Wrote:
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> Is this place still in business?


No, it couldn’t compete with the I-66 rest stop. All the cocksuckers go there to suck on the real things for free.

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