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Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Hair Force One! ()
Date: April 05, 2018 03:09PM

WoW! The lead singer of Flock of Seagulls has really let himself go!!

Bwhahahaha!
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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: You Sir, OMG LOLZ!! ()
Date: April 05, 2018 03:12PM

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Jules ()
Date: April 05, 2018 03:17PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rESC64X02y8

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Vic Vega ()
Date: April 05, 2018 03:25PM

He only grows the best hair. Drain the scalp.

This...haircut....defies all known laws of physics


Fly free, little hairpiece! Now's your chance!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Hair Force One! ()
Date: April 05, 2018 03:41PM

A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day


Never has someone's appearance matched their horrible personality so perfectly!

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Vic Veag ()
Date: April 05, 2018 04:17PM

Trump had scalp-reduction surgery & that's why he doesn't have hair on the front, top, and back of his head.
Ivanka is on-record talking about it.

So much hair, somehow in all the wrong places.
Try to have a little bit of dignity, Mr. presi... never mind, it just occurred to me what I was asking. You can't teach an old, senile dog new tricks.

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Mia Wallace ()
Date: April 05, 2018 06:21PM

OK, seems scalp-reduction surgery is a thing. Gross...

From
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_us_58966965e4b061551b3dff8a

Donald’s scalp reduction, also known as alopecia reduction (AR), is most successfully performed on patients with balding on the crown on the head, according to HairtransplantMentor.com “The procedure, which essentially cuts out the patient’s bald spot, follows these steps: Under anesthesia, the surgeon cuts away the balding area of the scalp. Usually a portion somewhere between the crown and the vertex transitional point is removed. The remaining skin (which is able to grow hair) is sewn back together.”

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: April 05, 2018 06:40PM

Mia Wallace Wrote:
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> OK, seems scalp-reduction surgery is a thing.
> Gross...
>
> From
> https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trumps
> -hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_us_589
> 66965e4b061551b3dff8a
>
> Donald’s scalp reduction, also known as alopecia
> reduction (AR), is most successfully performed on
> patients with balding on the crown on the head,
> according to HairtransplantMentor.com “The
> procedure, which essentially cuts out the
> patient’s bald spot, follows these steps: Under
> anesthesia, the surgeon cuts away the balding area
> of the scalp. Usually a portion somewhere between
> the crown and the vertex transitional point is
> removed. The remaining skin (which is able to
> grow hair) is sewn back together.”

Funny, that’s the article I use as evidence to him being a rapist, not having bad hair.

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: April 05, 2018 11:20PM

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Hair Force One! ()
Date: April 06, 2018 07:17PM

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Bird Man vs. Bird Man
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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Too Funny ()
Date: April 07, 2018 06:26AM

Fake pee-resident = fake hair

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: dwuev ()
Date: April 07, 2018 07:38AM

dwuev

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Jules ()
Date: April 07, 2018 07:37PM

Too Funny Wrote:
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> Fake pee-resident = fake hair


"Life is like a box of ... chicken shit"! Only if you're a Trumpublican, they love it! Especially the dry crunchy bits!!

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: wally ()
Date: April 07, 2018 11:14PM

Junior, Eric and Barron should be very worried.

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: April 08, 2018 10:59AM

Tim Kaine sure looks like a deranged psycho killer.

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Powerful stuff ()
Date: April 08, 2018 11:08AM

Your IQ is what...48?

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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Trump is a Corrupt Traitor! ()
Date: April 08, 2018 07:04PM

wally Wrote:
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> Junior, Eric and Barron should be very worried.

Yeah, what a bunch of winners!
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Re: Hey, Flock of Seagulls!
Posted by: Hair Force One! ()
Date: April 18, 2018 07:41PM

The Traitor's lying hair
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