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Re: Washington Capitals - Post Season Choke - 2018 Edition
Posted by:
Caps choke artist
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Date: April 13, 2018 02:36AM
Reminder Notice Wrote:
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> The first game of the post season choke will start
> at 7 pm tonite
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After all these years I finally discovered what was wrong with the Cap's annual collapse in the playoffs. It's the Russians! Turns out the so-called myth about Russians being lazy is not a myth but a very real fact. Ovie is more interested in his next shot of vodka than the playoffs and the rest of the Ruskies are playing 40 minutes while their opponents are playing 60. It was so obvious!
Re: Washington Capitals - Post Season Choke - 2018 Edition
Posted by:
Casualobserver
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Date: April 15, 2018 08:14AM
The problem with the caps is that Ovie isnt a Captain. Which is why after he was made captain the gm brought in Dale Hunter and Adam Oates,two old capitals captains.
The caps play like shit because their captain is a 50 year old man who tells at them from the bench. No on ice leadership.
It could only happen in DC where evening up a series at 2-2 is considered a victory! Even sports stories are being spun to make them sound relatively positive. The Caps have not even hit their "mid-series" slump yet! Save yourself some time and jump on the Pen's band wagon. The Caps are not even going to earn the privilege of being eliminated by the Pens in the playoffs this year!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/20/2018 02:29AM by Inquisitive One.
Re: Washington Capitals - Post Season Choke - 2018 Edition
Posted by:
What a dope
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Date: May 08, 2018 10:14AM
Inquisitive One Wrote:
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> The Caps are not even going to earn the privilege of
> being eliminated by the Pens in the playoffs this year!
Part of why you are the biggest asshole poster on FFXU. What a fucking jerk! Eat shit, loser. Maybe go out on a shit-eating date with STEWIE.
Re: Washington Capitals - Post Season Choke - 2018 Edition
Posted by:
What a massive dope
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Date: May 08, 2018 10:30AM
What a dope Wrote:
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> Inquisitive One Wrote:
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> > The Caps are not even going to earn the
> privilege of
> > being eliminated by the Pens in the playoffs
> this year!
>
> Part of why you are the biggest asshole poster on
> FFXU. What a fucking jerk! Eat shit, loser.
> Maybe go out on a shit-eating date with STEWIE.
Re: Washington Capitals - Post Season Choke - 2018 Edition
Posted by:
Capitals.Jihadist
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Date: May 08, 2018 05:20PM
The guy I balled with last night had the post-game show on and they said Caps had 5 rookies on the roster last night which equated to at least one rookie on the ice at all times...and they won the game and the series. I haven't seen a choke in PGH like that since I tried deep throat at Carnegie-Mellon for the first time...
Re: Washington Capitals - Post Season Choke - 2018 Edition
Posted by:
Moron says what?
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Date: June 07, 2018 11:54PM
Douchebags, Cucks, and Assholes Wrote:
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> Local media and "Bandwagon" fans have already
> started the championship celebrations.
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> Vegas will take the cup 4 - 1 over the Caps.