Ted Gundy Wrote:
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> I was going for some chicken buffett at Brions
> yesterday with a couple friends when we saw this
> really old, fat white man carrying a gun on his
> hip in the parking lot. I asked him about his gun
> and he actually thought I gave a shit about guns
> so he starts telling me all about his stupid gun.
> I asked him why he was such a turbo coward and a
> punk-ass bitch that he needed to carry a gun. The
> guy got all flustered and turned red. I told him
> to get the fuck off the property and go home and
> shove that gun up his own ass or I would do it for
> him. It is amazing how cowardly gun owners are.