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Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: Happened on the parkway ()
Date: March 09, 2018 06:56PM

You can finish the sentence from your own experience, but..as I was making a right onto the ffc parkway someone decided to change lanes in the middle of the intersection light. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. People should get pulled over more for illegal lane changing like that

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: Jxjd ()
Date: March 09, 2018 07:17PM

That's exactly why they have that law, but of course nobody follows it like many others and if they did enforce it without an accident people would be screaming Nazi.

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: 5th on the 4th ()
Date: March 09, 2018 07:38PM

I just hate it when you are going down braddock road (or any 2 lanes in each direction road) and you have a long clear straight away ahead of you yet both cars in both lanes in front of you do exactly 40 in a 45 for a good 3 miles letting no one pass.

Fucking pisses me off! One of you speed up or GTFO my way!

Love, BMW driver

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: carespeeder ()
Date: March 09, 2018 07:38PM

Almost got in an accident today because a people believe if they can see they don't need headlights.

Almost got in an accident today because a car doing a u-turn doesn't realize my right turn also has a green arrow and they are suppose to yield.

Almost got in an accident today because a car wants to slam in to the back of me when I slow down for an active school zone.

Almost got in an accident today because a car was blocking the intersection and when my lane had space to move up they decide to cut me off leaving me to block the intersection.

Almost got in an accident today because when the car and I both have green lights and we turn to the same direction they don't know to stay in their lane.

Almost got in an accident today because while in the double turn lane the outside car can't stay on their side of the line.

Almost got in an accident today because people think a turn should be a diagonal line to take off my front end.

Almost got in an accident today because people take stop signs as a suggestion.

Almost got in an accident today because when a person gets in to the turning lane they leave a 1/4 of their car in the original lane.

Almost got in an accident today because people take the average turn like they are doing a tight u-turn and go wide in to my lane.

Almost got in an accident today because the person in front of me turning needs to finish/read their text mid turn coming to a 5 mph turn and the person behind me doesn't realize it.

Almost got in an accident today because someone was speeding down the parking lot isle as I was slowly pulling out.

I think that about sums up my daily commute. I've never been in an accident, always stay alert.

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: carespeeder ()
Date: March 09, 2018 07:51PM

5th on the 4th Wrote:
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> I just hate it when you are going down braddock
> road (or any 2 lanes in each direction road) and
> you have a long clear straight away ahead of you
> yet both cars in both lanes in front of you do
> exactly 40 in a 45 for a good 3 miles letting no
> one pass.
>
> Fucking pisses me off! One of you speed up or GTFO
> my way!
>
> Love, BMW driver


I agree, but I can't stand the dumb prick that gets on my bumper when I'm BEHIND the person(s) that is going slow...it's like you think I want to go this slow, there is a car directly in front of me, so get off my ass!

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: AMG.Pilot ()
Date: March 09, 2018 09:28PM

Oh fuck! Tell me about it OP!

The other day I was steaming down the FC Parkway in the left lane in my sweet Silver Arrow. There was some traffic so, I had it whoa-ed up to just 24 mph over the posted limit.

I am approaching the light at Burke Lake Road, when a minivan doing about 30 with its hazards on changes from the right lane into the left lane. So, I did what any sensible person would do...mashed the loud pedal, changed into the right lane and then hopped on the binders when a 1994 champagne colored Toyota Camry with a dent already on the left-rear corner of the bumper cover, made a right turn in front of me.

Fuckin' nuts out there. It's like they don't even understand that they have a red light and I have a green light, eh OP?

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: Lee Roy buckhouse ()
Date: March 09, 2018 10:02PM

I just flushed the toilet

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: Sir Samuel Snooty ()
Date: March 09, 2018 11:06PM

Only peasants drive themselves. When I need to go somewhere I have James come around with the Bentley.

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: March 10, 2018 07:22AM

What you guys need to be driving is a fire engine.

Someone ran a red light in DC (fire engine had a green) and this is what happened to them yesterday afternoon. The fire engine bumper was pushed in a couple of inches and that was it. Someone in the back of the engine was quoted as saying after the impact "Did you feel something?"

I would love to see this be the result every time one of these third world shithole dwellers decides to make a fucktard move. The driver of this one will not be repeating this move.
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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: bullshit............. ()
Date: March 10, 2018 07:36AM

Pentuple Dump Champion Wrote:
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> What you guys need to be driving is a fire
> engine.
>
> Someone ran a red light in DC (fire engine had a
> green) and this is what happened to them yesterday
> afternoon. The fire engine bumper was pushed in a
> couple of inches and that was it. Someone in the
> back of the engine was quoted as saying after the
> impact "Did you feel something?"
>
> I would love to see this be the result every time
> one of these third world shithole dwellers decides
> to make a fucktard move. The driver of this one
> will not be repeating this move.

The Fire Engine had a green light? Sure it did. That is what the 'investigation' will conclude, but we all know the truth. Hope the driver of the fire truck can sleep well knowing he killed someone.

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: Driver ()
Date: March 10, 2018 08:15AM

bullshit............. Wrote:
----------------------------------------------------
> Pentuple Dump Champion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > What you guys need to be driving is a fire engine.
> >
> > Someone ran a red light in DC (fire engine had a
> > green) and this is what happened to them yesterday afternoon.
> > The fire engine bumper was pushed in a
> > couple of inches and that was it. Someone in the
> > back of the engine was quoted as saying after the
> > impact "Did you feel something?"
> >
> > I would love to see this be the result every time
> > one of these third world shithole dwellers decides
> > to make a fucktard move. The driver of this one
> > will not be repeating this move.
>
> The Fire Engine had a green light? Sure it did.
> That is what the 'investigation' will conclude,
> but we all know the truth. Hope the driver of the
> fire truck can sleep well knowing he killed
> someone.

https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/838u53/if_youre_driving_please_be_safe/

I can barely make out the plate, but thankfully yet another DC driver has permanently been removed from the roads forever. Praise Allah.

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: local dude ()
Date: March 10, 2018 10:00AM

bullshit............. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Pentuple Dump Champion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What you guys need to be driving is a fire
> > engine.
> >
> > Someone ran a red light in DC (fire engine had
> a
> > green) and this is what happened to them
> yesterday
> > afternoon. The fire engine bumper was pushed in
> a
> > couple of inches and that was it. Someone in
> the
> > back of the engine was quoted as saying after
> the
> > impact "Did you feel something?"
> >
> > I would love to see this be the result every
> time
> > one of these third world shithole dwellers
> decides
> > to make a fucktard move. The driver of this
> one
> > will not be repeating this move.
>
> The Fire Engine had a green light? Sure it did.
> That is what the 'investigation' will conclude,
> but we all know the truth. Hope the driver of the
> fire truck can sleep well knowing he killed
> someone.


Hopefully they were going to your mother's house for something important and never got there...and the old bitch died. How bout them apples?

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: bullshit................. ()
Date: March 10, 2018 11:49AM

local dude Wrote:
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> bullshit............. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pentuple Dump Champion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What you guys need to be driving is a fire
> > > engine.
> > >
> > > Someone ran a red light in DC (fire engine
> had
> > a
> > > green) and this is what happened to them
> > yesterday
> > > afternoon. The fire engine bumper was pushed
> in
> > a
> > > couple of inches and that was it. Someone in
> > the
> > > back of the engine was quoted as saying after
> > the
> > > impact "Did you feel something?"
> > >
> > > I would love to see this be the result every
> > time
> > > one of these third world shithole dwellers
> > decides
> > > to make a fucktard move. The driver of this
> > one
> > > will not be repeating this move.
> >
> > The Fire Engine had a green light? Sure it did.
> > That is what the 'investigation' will conclude,
> > but we all know the truth. Hope the driver of
> the
> > fire truck can sleep well knowing he killed
> > someone.
>
>
> Hopefully they were going to your mother's house
> for something important and never got there...and
> the old bitch died. How bout them apples?

Ya, how bout them apples bitch? My mother died years ago. This has nothing to do with me. It is between the driver of the fire truck and his conscience. Let's see how this plays out and get back to me. But I can almost guarantee the truth will not be told. Have seen it before and it will be seen again.

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Re: Almost got in an accident today because..
Posted by: Uber idiot ()
Date: March 10, 2018 02:31PM

Know one was driver the other moving car!

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