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Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: BattingForTheOtherTeam ()
Date: March 08, 2018 07:13PM

Yes, folks, this is happening in FFX Co. We live in an upscale neighborhood. Mostly couples.

The female half of the couple next door doesn't work outside of the home and neither do I. She's ok, just a bragger and that annoys me so I'm neighborly but nothing beyond that. I don't want to be her friend and I certainly don't want to be anything more.

This woman pushes to spend time with me, copies my style of dress, hair, etc. It's kind of a "single white female" situation but I just ignore it. I couldn't care less what she does, wears, etc.

She constantly asks to do things together and I rarely agree. Once in a blue moon I'll say ok (and then want to drink heavily before I go) just to keep things amicable between us. Lately she's been making some really strange comments. She keeps pushing to go to late dinners, take overnight trips, tries to touch my hair, etc. Sorry woman, I've never dipped in the lady pond and if I was going to it would NEVER be with her. We are talking sun spotted face, half grey hair (pick a lane lady) and secretary spread.

What the F do I do? Be direct and say something, stay the hell away from her completely (not easy to do when she seems to know the second I'm in the yard), ask her husband to tighten her leash???

Yeah, I know this forum and know what I'm in for but it's not the kind of thing I'm going to bring up to moms at my kid's school. My husband thinks it's hysterical. She is giving me the creeps.

WWYD? That's being asked to those of you who wouldn't bang the woman (which you wouldn't if you saw her).

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: go for it. ()
Date: March 08, 2018 07:29PM

Let her lick your twat, she probably gives great head. Play like you're scared of her and reluctant, you might have to take a kiss or two but if you get her tongue in your canoe the orgasm may be worth it.

Of course, do not reciprocate. Plus you will have the reason to blow her off.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Hdhhj ()
Date: March 08, 2018 09:17PM

Well you’re off to a great start in working toward the best solution to your dilemma, ask the retards of Fairfax underground for advice.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Frank Fucker ()
Date: March 08, 2018 09:17PM

Hopefully there are no kids.
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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: scissor me timber ()
Date: March 08, 2018 09:25PM

get tongue deep sweetie

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Disgruntled Ex-Husband ()
Date: March 08, 2018 09:32PM

Sounds like you live next door to my ex-wife.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: BattingForTheOtherTeam ()
Date: March 09, 2018 10:27AM

Frank Fucker Wrote:
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> Hopefully there are no kids.

There is a kid. He is openly gay. The mom isn't accepting of it but the dad is supportive.

And for those who say dive in, you wouldn't say that if you saw the hag.

Not if she was the last hag on earth!

And yes, like I said, I knew I'd get some flack but I'm also hoping she reads this and backs off.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Romans 1:22-27 ()
Date: March 09, 2018 10:45AM

Buy her a pink pussy hat and gift wrap it. Buy a card and write in it:
"I won't give you the real thing, ever, but I that you could use a hat."

Put cameras at your door, if you don't have them already.
Make sure you are armed, always.

These nut jobs have a way of turning violent when you turn them down, but you MUST draw a damn line at some point or she will be all over you!

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: BattingForTheOtherTeam ()
Date: March 09, 2018 10:51AM

Romans 1:22-27 Wrote:
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> Buy her a pink pussy hat and gift wrap it. Buy a
> card and write in it:
> "I won't give you the real thing, ever, but I that
> you could use a hat."

Thanks for the suggestions but I'm not afraid of her, just repulsed by the idea of the things she suggests.

Your suggestion above is very tempting and had me laughing my ass off, thanks!!!!!

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: 5 Dollar Foot Long ()
Date: March 09, 2018 10:57AM

Get a large black strap on dildo, and fuck her into a coma.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: youngthug ()
Date: March 09, 2018 11:15AM

These super sexual swinger are always in the upscale neighborhoods, think Braemar, Victory Lakes and many more, so don't be so surprised.

It looks like you are leading her on. Either stop going out with her or open the cooterpocket and let her to her thang. Then dump her.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: brutallityfirst ()
Date: March 09, 2018 11:20AM

IF you really want to get rid of her this is what you need to do

have mad sex with your husband, let in cum inside you at least 4x, do not wash crotch for days, try to get yeast infection,

Go on a date with your neighbor and let her go to town.


She won't come back for seconds.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: AARPer ()
Date: March 09, 2018 11:25AM

If this is a real post and not a Miz fishing post just be honest with her and express to her what you have expressed here. You said it yourself that you hope she reads this and gets the message. Well perhaps if you are honest with her you two can become friends and swap husbands. BTW does she have a younger better looking sister?

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: cutlethusband ()
Date: March 09, 2018 11:33AM

Is her husband hot? Maybe they want a threesome. Do her husband to get back at her.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: GREASE IT UP ()
Date: March 09, 2018 11:40AM

Offer up some basic anal fisting

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: BattingForTheOtherTeam ()
Date: March 09, 2018 12:37PM

AARPer Wrote:
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> If this is a real post and not a Miz fishing post
> just be honest with her and express to her what
> you have expressed here. You said it yourself that
> you hope she reads this and gets the message.

It is a real post and no, I'm not going to say "I don't appreciate your come ons, you seem to be ignoring the fact that I show zero interest in you and the expression on my face should tell you that the thought of touching you makes me physically ill."

I have to live next door to the nut until they move. I'd rather have her read it, think "shit, is she talking about ME???" and realize she's not going to get anywhere, have the reason I avoid her like the plague dawn on her, and have her move on to someone else.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: AARPer ()
Date: March 09, 2018 12:52PM

BattingForTheOtherTeam Wrote:
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> AARPer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If this is a real post and not a Miz fishing
> post
> > just be honest with her and express to her what
> > you have expressed here. You said it yourself
> that
> > you hope she reads this and gets the message.
>
> It is a real post and no, I'm not going to say "I
> don't appreciate your come ons, you seem to be
> ignoring the fact that I show zero interest in you
> and the expression on my face should tell you that
> the thought of touching you makes me physically
> ill."
>
> I have to live next door to the nut until they
> move. I'd rather have her read it, think "shit,
> is she talking about ME???" and realize she's not
> going to get anywhere, have the reason I avoid her
> like the plague dawn on her, and have her move on
> to someone else.

Drop her and anon note in her mail box with a link to this thread. Perhaps she WILL read it then. Maybe that will help.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Dumb conservative ()
Date: March 09, 2018 12:54PM

Get your lick - her license it's the new thing to do in this liberal country.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 09, 2018 02:06PM

What is a "secretary spread"?

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Wide Load ()
Date: March 09, 2018 03:01PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> What is a "secretary spread"?


A wide ass.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Kimks ()
Date: March 09, 2018 03:13PM

Just look her dead in the eyes and say "look, if you want to I would be willing to take a dump on your chest, but I can't help you with anything else."

It sounds like a win win situation.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: BattingForTheOtherTeam ()
Date: March 09, 2018 08:14PM

Kimks Wrote:
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> Just look her dead in the eyes and say "look, if
> you want to I would be willing to take a dump on
> your chest, but I can't help you with anything
> else."
>
> It sounds like a win win situation.

Say what you will about this forum. The responses make dealing with a wannabe lesbo neighbor much easier. Still not even giving her my poo because she'd get a glimpse of the good stuff. lmao!!!!

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: March 09, 2018 10:38PM

Stupidest thread ever. Created by some basement dwelling fat fag and seems to make the crotches of other basement dwelling fags tingle.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: AARPer ()
Date: March 10, 2018 05:56AM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> Stupidest thread ever. Created by some basement
> dwelling fat fag and seems to make the crotches of
> other basement dwelling fags tingle.


Yet you're here and made an effort to participate.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: BattingForTheOtherTeam ()
Date: March 10, 2018 08:56AM

AARPer Wrote:
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> Uncle Sampson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Stupidest thread ever. Created by some basement
> > dwelling fat fag and seems to make the crotches
> of
> > other basement dwelling fags tingle.
>
>
> Yet you're here and made an effort to participate.

Exactly.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: March 10, 2018 09:15AM

Move.

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Re: Lady Pond Pushing Neighbor
Posted by: BattingForTheOtherTeam ()
Date: March 10, 2018 09:22AM

Hillsboroharry Wrote:
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> Move.

Thanks sugar, but fuck no. No twisted bitch is going to make me move. She'll learn to get over it.

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