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Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
FC Jimmy
()
Date: February 19, 2018 07:37AM
I just got out the ADC after 89 days. We were getting hot dogs every day for like a month. We got a hot dog with eggs for breakfast, a hot dog for lunch and spaghetti with sliced hot dogs on top for dinner. Somebody at the county screwed up and ordered 1000 cases of hot dogs instead of 100 cases of hot dogs and one of the kitchen trustees told me the word came down that all these hot dogs needed to be served because the taxpayers already paid for them.
It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all day every day seems like maybe I should sue the county for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all day every day seems like maybe I should sue the county for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
eesh should kill miz
()
Date: February 19, 2018 07:40AM
FC Jimmy Wrote:
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> I just got out the ADC after 89 days. We were
> getting hot dogs every day for like a month. We
> got a hot dog with eggs for breakfast, a hot dog
> for lunch and spaghetti with sliced hot dogs on
> top for dinner. Somebody at the county screwed up
> and ordered 1000 cases of hot dogs instead of 100
> cases of hot dogs and one of the kitchen trustees
> told me the word came down that all these hot dogs
> needed to be served because the taxpayers already
> paid for them.
It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all day
every day seems like maybe I should sue the county
> for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a
> hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
eating wieners all day is eesh's dream
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> I just got out the ADC after 89 days. We were
> getting hot dogs every day for like a month. We
> got a hot dog with eggs for breakfast, a hot dog
> for lunch and spaghetti with sliced hot dogs on
> top for dinner. Somebody at the county screwed up
> and ordered 1000 cases of hot dogs instead of 100
> cases of hot dogs and one of the kitchen trustees
> told me the word came down that all these hot dogs
> needed to be served because the taxpayers already
> paid for them.
It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all day
every day seems like maybe I should sue the county
> for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a
> hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
eating wieners all day is eesh's dream
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Tip of the iceberg
()
Date: February 19, 2018 08:13AM
Every day, do tell. Is this what they are calling it now? I'm not up on my prison lingo, so thanks for the update. Maybe the prison store needs to stock up on lube.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
jfxjd
()
Date: February 19, 2018 09:51AM
FC Jimmy Wrote:
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whatever somebody told you it was very likely a lie
it's a VA prison system not a fx co gov prison system
theft was very likely the cause, meaning theft by gov workers
and yes, the worst thieves in the area had you imprisoned for petty theft, yes
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whatever somebody told you it was very likely a lie
it's a VA prison system not a fx co gov prison system
theft was very likely the cause, meaning theft by gov workers
and yes, the worst thieves in the area had you imprisoned for petty theft, yes
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Trump.4Evuh
()
Date: February 19, 2018 10:03AM
If you don't want to eat bad food, don't break the law and go to jail.
What did you think they were going to serve your sorry thug ass...Hebrew Nationals?
What did you think they were going to serve your sorry thug ass...Hebrew Nationals?
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
HoldTheHotDog
()
Date: February 19, 2018 10:07AM
Trump.4Evuh Wrote:
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> If you don't want to eat bad food, don't break the
> law and go to jail.
>
> What did you think they were going to serve your
> sorry thug ass...Hebrew Nationals?
Catered meals from L'Auberge Chez Francois.
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> If you don't want to eat bad food, don't break the
> law and go to jail.
>
> What did you think they were going to serve your
> sorry thug ass...Hebrew Nationals?
Catered meals from L'Auberge Chez Francois.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Bulova loves pupusas
()
Date: February 19, 2018 04:47PM
The way bulova is making ffx county, the most requested meal will be salvadoran pupusas!
Ms13 runs ADC so no more milk either!
Drink will be horchata!
The only “hot dog” u felons will get now is connected to a 5’2” mofo named “PACO”
Ms13 runs ADC so no more milk either!
Drink will be horchata!
The only “hot dog” u felons will get now is connected to a 5’2” mofo named “PACO”
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Eat Shit
()
Date: February 19, 2018 08:08PM
I don't give a fuck what ya'll eat. Eating better than some third world country inhabitants that's for sure.
Two things I hate hearing about:
1. County lockup survival stories about food preparation. "Survived buying canned vienna sausage and chips". What a load of crap. And the please send money for the commissary.
2. All the people that find religion only to fuck up again once released to society.
Two things I hate hearing about:
1. County lockup survival stories about food preparation. "Survived buying canned vienna sausage and chips". What a load of crap. And the please send money for the commissary.
2. All the people that find religion only to fuck up again once released to society.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Aunt Bea
()
Date: February 20, 2018 10:37AM
The ADC is a hell-hole run by Trump-voting fail-tards who couldn't find a decent job. They get excused their constant abuse via the notion that the experience is supposed to be bad enough that people won't want to come back after they are released. You can hide a whole lot of shit behind logic like that.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Jay F
()
Date: February 20, 2018 11:10AM
It is intended to get everyone used to weiners everyday because you will be sucking on them when you are shipped to your next home down south.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Most People
()
Date: February 20, 2018 01:29PM
Get a job. pay taxes, don't get locked up and eat decent food.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Jay F
()
Date: February 20, 2018 01:36PM
It's all good up in here. Getting mad respect. Know what I'm sayen
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
county employee
()
Date: February 20, 2018 05:05PM
jfxjd Wrote:
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> FC Jimmy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> whatever somebody told you it was very likely a
> lie
>
> it's a VA prison system not a fx co gov prison
> system
>
> theft was very likely the cause, meaning theft by
> gov workers
>
> and yes, the worst thieves in the area had you
> imprisoned for petty theft, yes
The Fairfax ADC is run by the county not by the state. They are supplied food by the same vendors that supply the school cafeterias. The state does audit the ADC kitchen to make sure the meals meet the nutritional standards required by law. The food does not have to be delicious but it has to be reasonably balanced and nutritious.
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> FC Jimmy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> whatever somebody told you it was very likely a
> lie
>
> it's a VA prison system not a fx co gov prison
> system
>
> theft was very likely the cause, meaning theft by
> gov workers
>
> and yes, the worst thieves in the area had you
> imprisoned for petty theft, yes
The Fairfax ADC is run by the county not by the state. They are supplied food by the same vendors that supply the school cafeterias. The state does audit the ADC kitchen to make sure the meals meet the nutritional standards required by law. The food does not have to be delicious but it has to be reasonably balanced and nutritious.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
I like hot dogs
()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:06PM
Maybe I should get arrested to have hot dogs at every meal.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
A history lessonYTWMJ
()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:33PM
Are you getting Buns with your hot dog?
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Brady
()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:39PM
Gotta love them wieners.
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Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
DickiesGreenAppleTwoStep
()
Date: February 20, 2018 10:48PM
Speaking of which, if I were incarcerated in the "Less Secure Shelter" across the street I would think I was a pussy who didn't did a hard enough crime.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Tom.
()
Date: February 21, 2018 09:08AM
I love how they give the Muslim prisoners turkey bacon and turkey hot dawgs.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
TRUMP
()
Date: February 21, 2018 09:23AM
I’d consider 100K with full benefits and a pension after 20 years a good job. But you do you, keep collecting those food stamps. You’re welcome.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
detention specialist
()
Date: February 25, 2018 09:19AM
Tom. Wrote:
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> I love how they give the Muslim prisoners turkey
> bacon and turkey hot dawgs.
That is required by law. They have to provide for detainees with food allergies also.
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> I love how they give the Muslim prisoners turkey
> bacon and turkey hot dawgs.
That is required by law. They have to provide for detainees with food allergies also.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
dogmn
()
Date: February 25, 2018 04:04PM
I like hot dogs Wrote:
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> Maybe I should get arrested to have hot dogs at
> every meal.
I wonder if they are all beef? I hate those chicken dogs.
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> Maybe I should get arrested to have hot dogs at
> every meal.
I wonder if they are all beef? I hate those chicken dogs.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Ex inmate ADC
()
Date: February 25, 2018 06:02PM
I served 6 months for 2nd DUI last year in this place. This was the most common meal. Not too bad but not that great either. Don't break the law people. I wasn't even drunk both times. .08 on the first one and .09 on the second.
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Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Feds meals
()
Date: February 25, 2018 08:05PM
These fuckers eat pretty damn well at our taxpayer expense.
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Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Kaleef Bucknell
()
Date: February 25, 2018 10:56PM
Ex inmate ADC Wrote:
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> I served 6 months for 2nd DUI last year in this
> place. This was the most common meal. Not too bad
> but not that great either. Don't break the law
> people. I wasn't even drunk both times. .08 on the
> first one and .09 on the second.
Next time you want to get drunk and drive, keep the garage door shut and open all your car windows! Do the county a favor!
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> I served 6 months for 2nd DUI last year in this
> place. This was the most common meal. Not too bad
> but not that great either. Don't break the law
> people. I wasn't even drunk both times. .08 on the
> first one and .09 on the second.
Next time you want to get drunk and drive, keep the garage door shut and open all your car windows! Do the county a favor!
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Brady
()
Date: February 25, 2018 11:55PM
Kaleef Bucknell Wrote:
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> Ex inmate ADC Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I served 6 months for 2nd DUI last year in this
> > place. This was the most common meal. Not too
> bad
> > but not that great either. Don't break the law
> > people. I wasn't even drunk both times. .08 on
> the
> > first one and .09 on the second.
>
> Next time you want to get drunk and drive, keep
> the garage door shut and open all your car
> windows! Do the county a favor!
Actually you want a hose attached to the muffler or mufflers and direct the hose in one of the closed windows. Keep the windows up and the only oping is for the carbon monoxide. This will give you a nice little nap.
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> Ex inmate ADC Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I served 6 months for 2nd DUI last year in this
> > place. This was the most common meal. Not too
> bad
> > but not that great either. Don't break the law
> > people. I wasn't even drunk both times. .08 on
> the
> > first one and .09 on the second.
>
> Next time you want to get drunk and drive, keep
> the garage door shut and open all your car
> windows! Do the county a favor!
Actually you want a hose attached to the muffler or mufflers and direct the hose in one of the closed windows. Keep the windows up and the only oping is for the carbon monoxide. This will give you a nice little nap.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
pepe le peepee loves peepees
()
Date: February 26, 2018 12:17AM
eesh should kill miz Wrote:
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> FC Jimmy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got out the ADC after 89 days. We were
> > getting hot dogs every day for like a month. We
> > got a hot dog with eggs for breakfast, a hot
> dog
> > for lunch and spaghetti with sliced hot dogs on
> > top for dinner. Somebody at the county screwed
> up
> > and ordered 1000 cases of hot dogs instead of
> 100
> > cases of hot dogs and one of the kitchen
> trustees
> > told me the word came down that all these hot
> dogs
> > needed to be served because the taxpayers
> already
> > paid for them.
> It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all
> day
> every day seems like maybe I should sue the
> county
> > for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a
> > hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
>
>
>
> eating wieners all day is eesh's dream
Peepee's also.
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> FC Jimmy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got out the ADC after 89 days. We were
> > getting hot dogs every day for like a month. We
> > got a hot dog with eggs for breakfast, a hot
> dog
> > for lunch and spaghetti with sliced hot dogs on
> > top for dinner. Somebody at the county screwed
> up
> > and ordered 1000 cases of hot dogs instead of
> 100
> > cases of hot dogs and one of the kitchen
> trustees
> > told me the word came down that all these hot
> dogs
> > needed to be served because the taxpayers
> already
> > paid for them.
> It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all
> day
> every day seems like maybe I should sue the
> county
> > for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a
> > hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
>
>
>
> eating wieners all day is eesh's dream
Peepee's also.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Obobo-the nigger fag
()
Date: February 26, 2018 01:00AM
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Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
automotive expert
()
Date: February 26, 2018 05:17AM
Brady Wrote:
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> Kaleef Bucknell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ex inmate ADC Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I served 6 months for 2nd DUI last year in
> this
> > > place. This was the most common meal. Not too
> > bad
> > > but not that great either. Don't break the
> law
> > > people. I wasn't even drunk both times. .08
> on
> > the
> > > first one and .09 on the second.
> >
> > Next time you want to get drunk and drive, keep
> > the garage door shut and open all your car
> > windows! Do the county a favor!
>
> Actually you want a hose attached to the muffler
> or mufflers and direct the hose in one of the
> closed windows. Keep the windows up and the only
> oping is for the carbon monoxide. This will give
> you a nice little nap.
The hose is not necessary, as long as the vehicle is in a reasonably enclosed area the ambient air will be depleted of oxygen rather quickly.
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> Kaleef Bucknell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ex inmate ADC Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I served 6 months for 2nd DUI last year in
> this
> > > place. This was the most common meal. Not too
> > bad
> > > but not that great either. Don't break the
> law
> > > people. I wasn't even drunk both times. .08
> on
> > the
> > > first one and .09 on the second.
> >
> > Next time you want to get drunk and drive, keep
> > the garage door shut and open all your car
> > windows! Do the county a favor!
>
> Actually you want a hose attached to the muffler
> or mufflers and direct the hose in one of the
> closed windows. Keep the windows up and the only
> oping is for the carbon monoxide. This will give
> you a nice little nap.
The hose is not necessary, as long as the vehicle is in a reasonably enclosed area the ambient air will be depleted of oxygen rather quickly.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
vw3mk
()
Date: February 26, 2018 06:57PM
FC Jimmy Wrote:
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> I just got out the ADC after 89 days. We were
> getting hot dogs every day for like a month. We
> got a hot dog with eggs for breakfast, a hot dog
> for lunch and spaghetti with sliced hot dogs on
> top for dinner. Somebody at the county screwed up
> and ordered 1000 cases of hot dogs instead of 100
> cases of hot dogs and one of the kitchen trustees
> told me the word came down that all these hot dogs
> needed to be served because the taxpayers already
> paid for them.
> It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all day
> every day seems like maybe I should sue the county
> for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a
> hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
** niggers working for fx co stole the "real food" off the truck and used baltimore to ship it to another country for a quick sale
if they weren't Kosher hot dogs, then they were trying to kill you I guess
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> I just got out the ADC after 89 days. We were
> getting hot dogs every day for like a month. We
> got a hot dog with eggs for breakfast, a hot dog
> for lunch and spaghetti with sliced hot dogs on
> top for dinner. Somebody at the county screwed up
> and ordered 1000 cases of hot dogs instead of 100
> cases of hot dogs and one of the kitchen trustees
> told me the word came down that all these hot dogs
> needed to be served because the taxpayers already
> paid for them.
> It is torture to make a man eat hot dogs all day
> every day seems like maybe I should sue the county
> for all that torture an shit. I can never eat a
> hot dog ever again. Anybody know a good lawyer?
** niggers working for fx co stole the "real food" off the truck and used baltimore to ship it to another country for a quick sale
if they weren't Kosher hot dogs, then they were trying to kill you I guess
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Lance
()
Date: July 20, 2018 08:29AM
Just got out of ADC. The hot dog thing ended in April. Now they only serve hot dogs on Thursday lunch but they are chicken dogs. It was damn tough eatin all those dogs for months!
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
ADC Needs Lessons From Pros
()
Date: July 20, 2018 11:43AM
They need to go check out this fine old hotel on a island with classic real con man fare. A place that rocks so they call it The Rock.
Al Capone sends his best wishes as well as Machine Gun Kelly and they say no butt pirates are allowed there just real hardened cons
Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers aren't saying much, there all in deep thoughts mumbling about raincoats, glue, paper , paint , and a electric fan motor, obsessed about a drill bit. They don't care to even eat much of the good grub
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Al Capone sends his best wishes as well as Machine Gun Kelly and they say no butt pirates are allowed there just real hardened cons
Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers aren't saying much, there all in deep thoughts mumbling about raincoats, glue, paper , paint , and a electric fan motor, obsessed about a drill bit. They don't care to even eat much of the good grub
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Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Fixer of It for You
()
Date: July 20, 2018 12:38PM
eesh should kill miz Wrote:
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> eating wieners all day iseeshGerry's dream
FIFY
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> F
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> eating wieners all day is
FIFY
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Spiced Loaf Cake
()
Date: July 20, 2018 01:26PM
Speaks for itself...
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Al Capone
()
Date: July 21, 2018 11:14AM
The food on Alcatraz was some of the best in the federal prison system, the logic being to keep the prisoners "fat and happy".
The 3 hot meals a day were about the only thing the prisoners had to look forward to.
The 3 hot meals a day were about the only thing the prisoners had to look forward to.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
habitual offender
()
Date: July 21, 2018 02:33PM
I always looked forward to the taco salad. That was usually served tuesday for lunch or dinner.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
I Always Looked Forward
()
Date: July 21, 2018 03:02PM
To the thick NY Strip steak charred a bit outside rare inside with twice baked potatoes, creamed spinach big tossed salad garlic bread and a few ice cold beers after work on the deck overlooking the bay in summer
Course I was a gun guard at Alcatraz
Course I was a gun guard at Alcatraz
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
caught a case
()
Date: August 08, 2020 10:55AM
habitual offender Wrote:
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> I always looked forward to the taco salad. That
> was usually served tuesday for lunch or dinner.
That is the best meal served by ADC.
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> I always looked forward to the taco salad. That
> was usually served tuesday for lunch or dinner.
That is the best meal served by ADC.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Serving Suggestion
()
Date: August 08, 2020 12:15PM
caught a case Wrote:
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> habitual offender Wrote:
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> > I always looked forward to the taco salad. That
> > was usually served tuesday for lunch or dinner.
>
> That is the best meal served by ADC.
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> habitual offender Wrote:
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> > I always looked forward to the taco salad. That
> > was usually served tuesday for lunch or dinner.
>
> That is the best meal served by ADC.
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Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
jailhouse dining
()
Date: June 26, 2022 11:20AM
The Fairfax Adult detention center still serves hot dogs with breakfast twice a week. Hot dog is not a breakfast meat. Still it is better than the mornings when all we got was cereal, milk and a small apple. That is a shitty breakfast.
Re: Hot Dogs served in the ADC are cruel and unusual
Posted by:
Visitor, but never stayed
()
Date: June 26, 2022 03:08PM
Happy to say I have never spent a night at the ADC. Knock on wood.
The closest I ever came was when my cunt ex-wife had me arrested for domestic violence to kick off the divorce. This is a common tactic to get the house and the kids without a fight.
I spent about 20 minutes at the ADC and released on my own recognizance. That was a long time ago.
Glad I never went back. Hope I never go back.
The closest I ever came was when my cunt ex-wife had me arrested for domestic violence to kick off the divorce. This is a common tactic to get the house and the kids without a fight.
I spent about 20 minutes at the ADC and released on my own recognizance. That was a long time ago.
Glad I never went back. Hope I never go back.