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What is up with all of the dead skunks on Fairfax County roads?
Posted by: Pepe Le Pew ()
Date: February 17, 2018 10:28AM

There is a massacre of skunks on Fairfax County roadways going on. Why are people hitting there little creatures?

SLM

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Re: What is up with all of the dead skunks on Fairfax County roads?
Posted by: park ranger ()
Date: February 17, 2018 12:37PM

Pepe Le Pew Wrote:
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> There is a massacre of skunks on Fairfax County
> roadways going on. Why are people hitting there
> little creatures?
>
> SLM


Mating season for skunks starts around valentines day and ends around tax day every year duh. Skunks are horny and they are running around wildly.

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Re: What is up with all of the dead skunks on Fairfax County roads?
Posted by: Nogs vs Skunks ()
Date: February 17, 2018 02:39PM

park ranger Wrote:
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> Pepe Le Pew Wrote:
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> > There is a massacre of skunks on Fairfax County
> > roadways going on. Why are people hitting there
> > little creatures?
> >
> > SLM
>
>
> Mating season for skunks starts around valentines
> day and ends around tax day every year duh.

> Skunks are horny and they are running around wildly.


Sounds like some other creatures running wild in America

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Re: What is up with all of the dead skunks on Fairfax County roads?
Posted by: skunked ()
Date: February 17, 2018 04:27PM

Maybe we need to put up "Skunk Crossing" signs next to the "Deer Crossing" signs, as if the skunks will obey them any better than the deer.

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Re: What is up with all of the dead skunks on Fairfax County roads?
Posted by: nog obliterator ()
Date: February 17, 2018 10:18PM

Those are not skunks.

They are hair weaves thrown out the window by niggers...smell is similar.

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Re: What is up with all of the dead skunks on Fairfax County roads?
Posted by: Skunk Ape ()
Date: February 17, 2018 10:44PM

nog obliterator Wrote:
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> Those are not skunks.
>
> They are hair weaves thrown out the window by
> niggers...smell is similar.
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