In preparation for the snow, I just hijacked a tanker full of milk.
Posted by:
JVMND
()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:57PM
I already stole a pallet of toilet paper from a depot outside Baltimore, so I think I'm ready for tonight's snow. You suckers are going to be drinking whitewash and wiping your asses with leaves while I eat an endless bowl of cereal and sleep on a bed of Cottonelle.