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Liberal snowflake teachers cry boohooo....
Posted by: Easy Street for teachers ()
Date: January 08, 2018 05:15PM

Luckily for you snowflakes this is 2018

Members of my profession including myself continue to fuss, fume, and flip out over various educational reforms. The paperwork involved in order to maintain one class of students let alone maintaining six or seven groups is unimaginable Classroom management is a frenzied dance between federal and state laws, administrator demands, parental wants, and student needs.

Sometimes when I’m hanging on my the last knot in my rope I remember what it might be like if I was teaching school in the 1850s. Here are 13 rules and guidelines many teachers were required to adhere to.


1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean chimneys [lamp globes], and trim wicks.

2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and scuttle of coal for the day’s session.

3. Teachers will make their pens carefully. They may whittle nibs to individual tastes.

4. Male teachers may take one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go to church regularly.

5. After 10 hours in school teachers should spend their remaining time reading the Bible or other good books.

6. Women teachers who marry or engage in uncomely conduct will be dismissed.

7. Every teacher should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of his/her earnings for his/her benefit during his/her declining years so that he/she won’t become a burden on society.

8. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor in any form, frequents pool or public halls, or gets shaved in a barbershop will give good reason to suspect his/her worth, intentions, integrity, and honesty.

9. The teacher who performs his/her labors faithfully and without fault for five years will be given an increase of 25 cents per week in his/her pay providing the Board of Education approves.

10. Teachers will maintain a garden on school grounds to provide additional food for themselves or students.

11. Teacher candidates must be at least 16, be able to read and write, do simple arithmetic, and have a clergyman’s letter in hand attesting to their sound moral character.

12. Teachers must attend a house of worship every Sunday.

13. Teachers must keep the school clean, haul any necessary wood to keep the stove going, bring water from the well, and start a pot to boil in the morning so students who bring their lunch can heat it if necessary.

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Re: Liberal snowflake teachers cry boohooo....
Posted by: Not a teacher ()
Date: January 08, 2018 05:33PM

Easy Street for teachers Wrote:
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> Luckily for you snowflakes this is 2018
>
> Members of my profession including myself continue
> to fuss, fume, and flip out over various
> educational reforms. The paperwork involved in
> order to maintain one class of students let alone
> maintaining six or seven groups is unimaginable
> Classroom management is a frenzied dance between
> federal and state laws, administrator demands,
> parental wants, and student needs.
>
> Sometimes when I’m hanging on my the last knot
> in my rope I remember what it might be like if I
> was teaching school in the 1850s. Here are 13
> rules and guidelines many teachers were required
> to adhere to.
>
>
> 1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean
> chimneys [lamp globes], and trim wicks.
>
> 2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and
> scuttle of coal for the day’s session.
>
> 3. Teachers will make their pens carefully. They
> may whittle nibs to individual tastes.
>
> 4. Male teachers may take one evening each week
> for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if
> they go to church regularly.
>
> 5. After 10 hours in school teachers should spend
> their remaining time reading the Bible or other
> good books.
>
> 6. Women teachers who marry or engage in uncomely
> conduct will be dismissed.
>
> 7. Every teacher should lay aside from each pay a
> goodly sum of his/her earnings for his/her benefit
> during his/her declining years so that he/she
> won’t become a burden on society.
>
> 8. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor in any
> form, frequents pool or public halls, or gets
> shaved in a barbershop will give good reason to
> suspect his/her worth, intentions, integrity, and
> honesty.
>
> 9. The teacher who performs his/her labors
> faithfully and without fault for five years will
> be given an increase of 25 cents per week in
> his/her pay providing the Board of Education
> approves.
>
> 10. Teachers will maintain a garden on school
> grounds to provide additional food for themselves
> or students.
>
> 11. Teacher candidates must be at least 16, be
> able to read and write, do simple arithmetic, and
> have a clergyman’s letter in hand attesting to
> their sound moral character.
>
> 12. Teachers must attend a house of worship every
> Sunday.
>
> 13. Teachers must keep the school clean, haul any
> necessary wood to keep the stove going, bring
> water from the well, and start a pot to boil in
> the morning so students who bring their lunch can
> heat it if necessary.

Wow! You must be a loser with a tiny dick. Do you have a gun and pickup truck to compensate for your tiny dick?

I'm all for teachers getting a significant pay raise in Fairfax (20-30%).


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Re: Liberal snowflake teachers cry boohooo....
Posted by: jerkkkkkkkkkk ()
Date: January 08, 2018 06:12PM

The term snowflake is so over used and unoriginal the minute I see it I immediately Reading it because the person who wrote it is always a tool .

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Re: Liberal snowflake teachers cry boohooo....
Posted by: Some are overpaid whiners ()
Date: January 08, 2018 06:20PM

Most hardworking taxpayers agree there are a lot of jerkoffs in FCPS.

Most are good, but there are too many troublemakers.

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Re: Liberal snowflake teachers cry boohooo....
Posted by: gym teacher ()
Date: January 08, 2018 06:42PM

There were no rules forbidding sex with underage students! I shoulda been born back then!

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Re: Liberal snowflake teachers cry boohooo....
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: January 08, 2018 07:30PM

While the veracity of this list is questionable at best, it's a lot of fun. I like #11!

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Re: Liberal snowflake teachers cry boohooo....
Posted by: Im All For ()
Date: January 08, 2018 07:38PM

>I'm all for teachers getting a significant pay raise in Fairfax (20-30%).

A Real Estate and PP Tax decrease by 20-30 % You do know about those people that want ice water

BTW No ones stopping you from setting up a can in your place and dropping in all your extra cash every week to take to a teacher instead of a crummy apple.

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