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Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Young.Gash.Hunter ()
Date: January 04, 2018 11:30AM

My Grandpa heard I was spending a lot of time with girls during his Christmas visit and offered the following tips:

Grandpa was a union painter. He said it's 90% prep and 10% finishing with long strokes. Applies to painting a room or satisfying a woman.

No matter how cold it is, if you're sharing a bed with a woman you want to have sex with, ALWAYS sleep naked.

When you bust a nut early...and you will, it's a compliment to how much you enjoy being with that partner. Treat the situation accordingly and do not neglect her needs. Familiarity with the same woman will help reduce this.

If you look hungry, you will starve.

Baby wipes make clean up much easier than Kleenex. Keep some in your bedside table...out of sight, of course.

Never put your fingers somewhere you wouldn't put your face. Also applies to power-tools.

Behave. If you can't behave, be safe. If you can't be safe...name it after me.

Put a pillow under her ass.

If the journey wasn't better than the destination, you won't be traveling with her again.

The decision to go to bed with someone should be a win-win for both parties. If you have to trick someone into having sex with you, you haven't made yourself valuable enough.

If you can cook and make them laugh, they're halfway up your leg. The rest is up to you, don't fuck it up.

Nina Hartley's video on cunnilingus...

Ladies, you're entitled to pleasure, too. But, you need to be mature enough and confident enough to tell your man what and how. If you can't express that, you will never fully enjoy sex.

Make some noise.

The more you worry about sex, the less you will get it.

If conception is not desired, always make her pee after sex. Urine kills semen and will help flush wayward semen away. In addition to using proper contraception.

Stop sucking dick like the porn stars. Find your own style and comfort. Enjoy yourself and express your enjoyment. Men appreciate a show of enthusiasm.

If you think stopping to use a condom ruins the mood, imagine what a crying baby does to the mood.

The likelihood of you sleeping with the same woman again depends on her level of enjoyment. And it's perfectly ok to not want to sleep with the same woman again.

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Confucius ()
Date: January 04, 2018 06:35PM

White devil forgot number one rule:. Don't shit where eat!

Apply most important to sex at work or bring strange to home.

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: mtknb ()
Date: January 04, 2018 06:53PM

Your grandpa sounds like a real asshole, like one of those guys who thinks he knows what he's doing but doesn't.

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Family Style Fucking ()
Date: January 04, 2018 07:25PM

Great tips for great sex.

I'll try them on your mother.

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Young.Gash.Hunter ()
Date: January 04, 2018 11:45PM

mtknb Wrote:
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> Your grandpa sounds like a real asshole, like one
> of those guys who thinks he knows what he's doing
> but doesn't.

Correct...that was the ENTIRE reason I posted everything he said. It was not meant to be a legit list of sex tips.

Thanks, though...

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: OP is a liar ()
Date: January 05, 2018 05:42PM

OP didn't get these tips from his "grandpa". Most of them were listed on The Chive website on January 2nd

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Young.Gash.Hunter ()
Date: January 05, 2018 08:04PM

Correct again...because I wrote The Chive article!

Thanks, though...

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: OP is a liar ()
Date: January 06, 2018 02:28PM

Sure you did troll....go back to the basement and wait for your mommy to tell you when the meatloaf is ready

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Young.Gash.Hunter ()
Date: January 06, 2018 04:26PM

Fuck it up your fuck-hole shit-stick Trump voter! You don't fucking know me and what I fucking do or don't fucking do.

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: OP is a liar ()
Date: January 06, 2018 11:14PM

MAGA!

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: OH, DAY-ummm ()
Date: January 07, 2018 12:51AM

Young.Gash.Hunter Wrote:
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> Fuck it up your fuck-hole shit-stick Trump voter!
> You don't fucking know me and what I fucking do or
> don't fucking do.


Is this yet ANOTHER Gerry sock puppet?

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: johankimmey ()
Date: February 15, 2020 11:59AM

Hmm, I want to tell you that your grandfather is a very wise person and in fact his advice is relevant in modern society. However, there was very little advice about sex life, because before people paid little attention to this, but now it is an integral part of the relationship. In addition, the use of sex toys during sex has become very popular and recently my bride suggested trying something new in our sex life and I agreed. The next day, she said that she had found a new popular sex shop with large assortment and all evening we would choose toys for more passionate and interesting sex ... Many men would envy me :))

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: johankimmey ()
Date: March 22, 2020 07:21AM

Young.Gash.Hunter Wrote:
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> My Grandpa heard I was spending a lot of time with
> girls during his Christmas visit and offered the
> following tips:
>
> Grandpa was a union painter. He said it's 90% prep
> and 10% finishing with long strokes. Applies to
> painting a room or satisfying a woman.
>
> No matter how cold it is, if you're sharing a bed
> with a woman you want to have sex with, ALWAYS
> sleep naked.
>
> When you bust a nut early...and you will, it's a
> compliment to how much you enjoy being with that
> partner. Treat the situation accordingly and do
> not neglect her needs. Familiarity with the same
> woman will help reduce this.
>
> If you look hungry, you will starve.
>
> Baby wipes make clean up much easier than Kleenex.
> Keep some in your bedside table...out of sight, of
> course.
>
> Never put your fingers somewhere you wouldn't put
> your face. Also applies to power-tools.
>
> Behave. If you can't behave, be safe. If you can't
> be safe...name it after me.
>
> Put a pillow under her ass.
>
> If the journey wasn't better than the destination,
> you won't be traveling with her again.
>
> The decision to go to bed with someone should be a
> win-win for both parties. If you have to trick
> someone into having sex with you, you haven't made
> yourself valuable enough.
>
> If you can cook and make them laugh, they're
> halfway up your leg. The rest is up to you, don't
> fuck it up.
>
> Nina Hartley's video on cunnilingus...
>
> Ladies, you're entitled to pleasure, too. But, you
> need to be mature enough and confident enough to
> tell your man what and how. If you can't express
> that, you will never fully enjoy sex.
>
> Make some noise.
>
> The more you worry about sex, the less you will
> get it.
>
> If conception is not desired, always make her pee
> after sex. Urine kills semen and will help flush
> wayward semen away. In addition to using proper
> contraception.
>
> Stop sucking dick like the porn stars. Find your
> own style and comfort. Enjoy yourself and express
> your enjoyment. Men appreciate a show of
> enthusiasm.
>
> If you think stopping to use a condom ruins the
> mood, imagine what a crying baby does to the
> mood.
>
> The likelihood of you sleeping with the same woman
> again depends on her level of enjoyment. And it's
> perfectly ok to not want to sleep with the same
> woman again.

Wow, your grandfather is well versed in this. Thank you very much for the advise. By the way, I was just looking for the right medicine for the treatment of erectile dysfunction. I recently realized that my penis is not working and started actively looking for ways to treat erectile dysfunction. The problem is that I can not take Viagra and Vidalista because of a weak heart and I need another medicine. My friend told me about cialis, and said that it has an excellent effect and that it is possible to completely cure erectile dysfunction, but it is expensive and when I found out cialis precio, I was in shock. To that I need your advice because you are well versed in medicine.

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Sebastrue ()
Date: March 28, 2020 12:32AM

johankimmey Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Young.Gash.Hunter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Grandpa heard I was spending a lot of time
> with
> > girls during his Christmas visit and offered
> the
> > following tips:
> >
> > Grandpa was a union painter. He said it's 90%
> prep
> > and 10% finishing with long strokes. Applies to
> > painting a room or satisfying a woman.
> >
> > No matter how cold it is, if you're sharing a
> bed
> > with a woman you want to have sex with, ALWAYS
> > sleep naked.
> >
> > When you bust a nut early...and you will, it's
> a
> > compliment to how much you enjoy being with
> that
> > partner. Treat the situation accordingly and do
> > not neglect her needs. Familiarity with the
> same
> > woman will help reduce this.
> >
> > If you look hungry, you will starve.
> >
> > Baby wipes make clean up much easier than
> Kleenex.
> > Keep some in your bedside table...out of sight,
> of
> > course.
> >
> > Never put your fingers somewhere you wouldn't
> put
> > your face. Also applies to power-tools.
> >
> > Behave. If you can't behave, be safe. If you
> can't
> > be safe...name it after me.
> >
> > Put a pillow under her ass.
> >
> > If the journey wasn't better than the
> destination,
> > you won't be traveling with her again.
> >
> > The decision to go to bed with someone should be
> a
> > win-win for both parties. If you have to trick
> > someone into having sex with you, you haven't
> made
> > yourself valuable enough.
> >
> > If you can cook and make them laugh, they're
> > halfway up your leg. The rest is up to you,
> don't
> > fuck it up.
> >
> > Nina Hartley's video on cunnilingus...
> >
> > Ladies, you're entitled to pleasure, too. But,
> you
> > need to be mature enough and confident enough
> to
> > tell your man what and how. If you can't
> express
> > that, you will never fully enjoy sex.
> >
> > Make some noise.
> >
> > The more you worry about sex, the less you will
> > get it.
> >
> > If conception is not desired, always make her
> pee
> > after sex. Urine kills semen and will help
> flush
> > wayward semen away. In addition to using proper
> > contraception.
> >
> > Stop sucking dick like the porn stars. Find
> your
> > own style and comfort. Enjoy yourself and
> express
> > your enjoyment. Men appreciate a show of
> > enthusiasm.
> >
> > If you think stopping to use a condom ruins the
> > mood, imagine what a crying baby does to the
> > mood.
> >
> > The likelihood of you sleeping with the same
> woman
> > again depends on her level of enjoyment. And
> it's
> > perfectly ok to not want to sleep with the same
> > woman again.
>
> Wow, your grandfather is well versed in this. Thank you very much for the advise. By the way, I was just looking for the right medicine for the treatment of erectile dysfunction. I recently realized that my penis is not working and started actively looking for ways to treat erectile dysfunction. The problem is that I can not take Viagra and Vidalista because of a weak heart and I need another medicine. My friend told me about cialis, and said that it has an excellent effect and that it is possible to completely cure erectile dysfunction, but it is expensive and when I found out cialis precio, I was in shock. To that I need your advice because you are well versed in medicine.


thanks for sharing!

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: Luca Russo ()
Date: June 10, 2020 07:12AM

Good tips, also you can buy different toys hahah this is for future

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
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Date: June 11, 2020 01:40AM

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Re: Sex Tips from Grandpa
Posted by: LucaRusso ()
Date: June 11, 2020 02:08PM

Hi guys, I wanted to say that the tips are really good. I have discussed with my friends these tips and they appreciated also. One tip for relationships is : after some time to try sex shops toys . Me and my wife ( we are 5 years together) after 2 years was a lit of bit tired each from other, and that made a cold period between us. We decided to try toys from sex shop and to be honest it helped our relation ship, now we are feeling like at the start. I think it really can help.

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