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Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: Dr. Suess ()
Date: December 30, 2017 09:40AM

Stop with all the words. Let’s paint a picture.
Take a double page from the New York Times.
Take out all of the print leaving only the period on the blank page.
Now you have the footprint of the drilling operation in Antarctica.

Now take a straw. Put it in an Olympic size pool. Now you know how much oil reserves that have discovered so far....

Light a cigarette. Take a puff and blow the smoke in the Superdome. That’s how much ‘carbon emmisions’ Have been released in the last 100 years into the ozone.

Hardly enough to set off the smoke alarm.

Wake me up when it does.

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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: Al_Gore ()
Date: December 30, 2017 09:50AM

My Global Warming hoax made me a billionaire while I jet-setted around the world in a private jet telling you little people to reduce your carbon footprint. AHAHAHAHA, SUCKERS!!!

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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: Georgie $oro$ ()
Date: December 30, 2017 09:52AM

Al_Gore Wrote:
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> My Global Warming hoax made me a billionaire while
> I jet-setted around the world in a private jet
> telling you little people to reduce your carbon
> footprint. AHAHAHAHA, SUCKERS!!!

Good job Al. I poured billions into the global warming hoax but Hillary lost the election so it's back to the drawing board for me.

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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: sem ()
Date: December 30, 2017 10:03AM

Dr. Suess Wrote:
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> Stop with all the words. Let’s paint a picture.
> Take a double page from the New York Times.
> Take out all of the print leaving only the period
> on the blank page.
> Now you have the footprint of the drilling
> operation in Antarctica.
>
> Now take a straw. Put it in an Olympic size pool.
> Now you know how much oil reserves that have
> discovered so far....
>
> Light a cigarette. Take a puff and blow the smoke
> in the Superdome. That’s how much ‘carbon
> emmisions’ Have been released in the last 100
> years into the ozone.
>
> Hardly enough to set off the smoke alarm.
>
> Wake me up when it does.
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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: Oh Wow ()
Date: December 30, 2017 10:52AM

Libs hate facts. But it's all true.
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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: ahh, I see now ()
Date: December 30, 2017 10:55AM

Dr. Suess Wrote:
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> Stop with all the words. Let’s paint a picture.
> Take a double page from the New York Times.
> Take out all of the print leaving only the period
> on the blank page.
> Now you have the footprint of the drilling
> operation in Antarctica.
>
> Now take a straw. Put it in an Olympic size pool.
> Now you know how much oil reserves that have
> discovered so far....
>
> Light a cigarette. Take a puff and blow the smoke
> in the Superdome. That’s how much ‘carbon
> emmisions’ Have been released in the last 100
> years into the ozone.
>
> Hardly enough to set off the smoke alarm.
>
> Wake me up when it does.


What size straw are you talking about?

One of the bigger, fast food drink types, or those small, coffee stirrer types?

I'm sure you've got a ton of research and facts behind your cute analogies above.

What other fairy-tale type stories do you have to explain things that scare you? Santy Clause?

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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: snowflakes melting faster ()
Date: December 30, 2017 05:19PM

snowflakes REALLY hate record cold and snow...especially decades after one of their main brainwashers predicted the end of snow in winter...

>
> What size straw are you talking about?
>
> One of the bigger, fast food drink types, or those
> small, coffee stirrer types?
>
> I'm sure you've got a ton of research and facts
> behind your cute analogies above.
>
> What other fairy-tale type stories do you have to
> explain things that scare you? Santy Clause?
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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: FFXU R&D Climate Expert ()
Date: December 30, 2017 05:42PM

Here is an experiment you can do at home to prove Man Made Climate change is a complete hoax.

Experimental Lab Instructions:

At 6:30 tonight put your whole family in the car.
You need witnesses to corroborate you experiment outcomes.
Drive to the local gas station.
Fill up your car with Premium Gasoline.
Drive home.

Park your car in your garage, but leave the family in the car with the engine running.
Close all your car windows, except leave a 2 inch opening on the driver's side window.
Make sure car is in Park with the safety brake on.

Get out of your car.
Close the garage doors.
Snake a hose from the exhaust pipe in through the opening in the driver's side window.
Get in driver's seat.
Close door.
Make sure again the car engine is running and parking brake is on.
Turn on your radio & let the kids and wife meds with their cell phones..

Stay in the car as the engine runs all night.
At 6:30 AM tomorrow send us your observations, findings, and written report.


FFXU Laboratories needs specific metrics for each of your scientific observations.
Stuff like oxygen and other chemical levels; temperature changes; air quality index; moisture levels in the air; any visible or other effects on the cars occupants.

We also need video or photographic evidence as you set up and conduct the experiment.

If every TrumpTard Climate Change Denying family in the US conducts this experiment - we can guarantee a quick end to the Man Made Climate Change debate. Do your patriotic duty. Do it for Science. So it for America. Make America Great Again.

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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: Cliff Notes ()
Date: December 30, 2017 06:14PM

TL;DR

Faggot libtard says what?

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Re: Climate science for Dummies. Now pay close attention.
Posted by: clickomeyer matologist ()
Date: December 31, 2017 12:00AM

If liberals actually cared about the environment and mother Earth, they'd reduce their carbon footprint to zero by killing themselves. But all liberals are blatant hypocrites.

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