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Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Protect our Kids ()
Date: December 16, 2017 11:33PM

My husband works for the ATF's cult division and has recently informed me of a fast growing cult that calls themselves "The Big O" You wont find this cult online or in the news due to it being recently created but beware it is still dangerous and threatens even the wealthiest neighborhoods of Northern Virginia. This Cult has been growing throughout 3 major schools in the Burke area (Robinson Lake Braddock and Woodson) and they even plan to open a Springfield chapter including Edison and West Springfield. The Big O is mostly made up of females ages 14-18 however there are a few males who routinely join the cult in their rituals which range from smoking crystal meth while wearing fashionable clothing to murdering puppies and other household pets. They worship their leader "SydLax" with offerings of local boys toenails and hair clippings and have been known to violently assault innocent people who offend their religion. A give away to cult membership is frequent Snapchat stories used to bait children into joining the cult depicting the cult having a "good time" at local restaurants and businesses. Some stories even depict the cult enjoying plentiful alcoholic beverages and "blacking out". The cult had 7 members last week and has a whopping 22 members today. If this increase continues nearly 10% of students that attend high schools in Burke will be a part of this terrible cult by next year. Many of the high status cult members have long arrest records for things like selling endangered animals from Southern Asia to the highest bidders, public nudity near Burke Lake park, plotting assassinations of anti cult officials in our government, egging and keying cars belonging to exes and selling heroin and synthetic Marijuana to fund their abuse of alcohol and other illicit substances.

As residents of Northern Virginia we have a duty to stand up to cults and not let them infest our neighborhoods. Do we want to wait until our town is turned into the next Waco or Jonestown or do we want to act now and rid our town of this evil? Please petition your local congressman and ask him to lend more support to ATF and the DEA to stop the Big O's illegal businesses for good!

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: VCVFY ()
Date: December 16, 2017 11:54PM


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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: golden giggle ()
Date: December 17, 2017 12:33AM


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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: hotstepper ()
Date: December 17, 2017 07:31AM


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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: did you say nudity?? ()
Date: December 17, 2017 09:38AM

Tell us more about the "public nudity near Burke Lake park". Nude teenagers running around in public isn't necessarily a bad thing, at least for those within viewing distance. Does the cult offer any type of affiliate or observer memberships?

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Big no ()
Date: December 17, 2017 11:44AM

did you say nudity?? Wrote:
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> Tell us more about the "public nudity near Burke
> Lake park". Nude teenagers running around in
> public isn't necessarily a bad thing, at least for
> those within viewing distance. Does the cult
> offer any type of affiliate or observer
> memberships?

After a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages (which i must remind you is illegal for anyone under 21) the girl leader of the cult "SydLax" for short and her henchwomen forced 7 boy pledges to strip down naked and run through the golf course all 7 were arrested and found without toenails. While you are pledging in the cult the only thing you are allowed to say is "I'm having a good time" as you might imagine this must've been mind boggling for the officers that picked them up But after a tough interrogation one of the boys finally confessed they were cult members and they were released upon bail. Sadly they went right back to the cult and continued doing their bidding. The boy who told the officer they were Big O was punished with 7 minutes alone with the leader, after the 7 minutes the boy (age 13) stumbled out of the closet covered in feces. The boy could barely breathe and was sent to the hospital where he was found with 3 broken ribs. I assure you this cult is not fun especially if you are a male.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Junior Special Agent ()
Date: December 17, 2017 01:47PM

When I grow up, I want to go work for the ATF Cult Division.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Wow235 ()
Date: December 18, 2017 05:54PM

That's wild I thought Burke was diffrent.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Yaseen ()
Date: December 18, 2017 06:13PM

Thank you for telling us miss. It is shocking in this day and age there are still people that are stuck in jahiliyya. Me and my Muslim brothers will find these pagans and make them either pay jizya, convert to Islam, or taste the sword. They must convert, or we will kill them and take their women.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: 6pupn ()
Date: December 18, 2017 10:28PM

> Sydney to Los Angeles (SYD - LAX) - Expedia

it's hard to be a troll with Google watching over you

don't cry on your keyboard it'll short it out

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: tyyyy ()
Date: December 18, 2017 10:30PM

did you say nudity?? Wrote:
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> Tell us more about the "public nudity near Burke
> Lake park". Nude teenagers running around in
> public isn't necessarily a bad thing, at least for
> those within viewing distance. Does the cult
> offer any type of affiliate or observer
> memberships?

we believe this member ^^ has kill 3 of the missing ffu members after failed sex. i wouldn't answer that question!

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Mike_Hunt ()
Date: December 18, 2017 10:52PM

What could possibly go wrong with a cult?
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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Podesta ()
Date: December 18, 2017 11:25PM

They all eventually fizzle out one way or another.
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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Bruce24444 ()
Date: December 18, 2017 11:37PM

Yaseen Wrote:
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> Thank you for telling us miss. It is shocking in
> this day and age there are still people that are
> stuck in jahiliyya. Me and my Muslim brothers will
> find these pagans and make them either pay jizya,
> convert to Islam, or taste the sword. They must
> convert, or we will kill them and take their
> women.
Amen brother

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Dumbass21 ()
Date: December 18, 2017 11:39PM

6pupn Wrote:
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> > Sydney to Los Angeles (SYD - LAX) - Expedia
>
> it's hard to be a troll with Google watching over
> you
>
> don't cry on your keyboard it'll short it out


Lax stands for lacrosse not an airport please stop finding things to that aren't there....... idiot.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: December 19, 2017 12:44PM

How would emailing a congressman help they can't wipe their own asses let alone get rid of a cult I say we hang the bastards ourselves and make an example.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Good Times High ()
Date: December 19, 2017 01:09PM

Ah, to be back in high school again. Good times!

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez ()
Date: December 19, 2017 01:19PM

Dumbass21 Wrote:
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> 6pupn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > Sydney to Los Angeles (SYD - LAX) - Expedia
> >
> > it's hard to be a troll with Google watching
> over
> > you
> >
> > don't cry on your keyboard it'll short it out
>
>
> Lax stands for lacrosse not an airport please stop
> finding things to that aren't there....... idiot.

It's also the call sign for the Los Angeles International Airport.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Blue Oyster ()
Date: December 19, 2017 01:28PM

Wasn't it the cult of ATF that burned dozens of people alive while attacking another cult?
This whole cult thing is way out of control.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Blue Oyster Stupid ()
Date: December 19, 2017 03:22PM

Blue Oyster Wrote:
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> Wasn't it the cult of ATF that burned dozens of
> people alive while attacking another cult?
> This whole cult thing is way out of control.


Sure, if you’re stupid enough to think a government agency is a cult.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Culture Club ()
Date: December 19, 2017 05:48PM

Boy George is the only true cult leader

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Ttyy ()
Date: December 19, 2017 08:21PM

Blue Oyster Wrote:
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> Wasn't it the cult of ATF that burned dozens of
> people alive while attacking another cult?
> This whole cult thing is way out of control.

Better than keeping them alive

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Stressed out citizen ()
Date: December 19, 2017 11:53PM

Protect our Kids Wrote:
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> My husband works for the ATF's cult division and
> has recently informed me of a fast growing cult
> that calls themselves "The Big O" You wont find
> this cult online or in the news due to it being
> recently created but beware it is still dangerous
> and threatens even the wealthiest neighborhoods of
> Northern Virginia. This Cult has been growing
> throughout 3 major schools in the Burke area
> (Robinson Lake Braddock and Woodson) and they even
> plan to open a Springfield chapter including
> Edison and West Springfield. The Big O is mostly
> made up of females ages 14-18 however there are a
> few males who routinely join the cult in their
> rituals which range from smoking crystal meth
> while wearing fashionable clothing to murdering
> puppies and other household pets. They worship
> their leader "SydLax" with offerings of local boys
> toenails and hair clippings and have been known to
> violently assault innocent people who offend their
> religion. A give away to cult membership is
> frequent Snapchat stories used to bait children
> into joining the cult depicting the cult having a
> "good time" at local restaurants and businesses.
> Some stories even depict the cult enjoying
> plentiful alcoholic beverages and "blacking out".
> The cult had 7 members last week and has a
> whopping 22 members today. If this increase
> continues nearly 10% of students that attend high
> schools in Burke will be a part of this terrible
> cult by next year. Many of the high status cult
> members have long arrest records for things like
> selling endangered animals from Southern Asia to
> the highest bidders, public nudity near Burke Lake
> park, plotting assassinations of anti cult
> officials in our government, egging and keying
> cars belonging to exes and selling heroin and
> synthetic Marijuana to fund their abuse of alcohol
> and other illicit substances.
>
> As residents of Northern Virginia we have a duty
> to stand up to cults and not let them infest our
> neighborhoods. Do we want to wait until our town
> is turned into the next Waco or Jonestown or do we
> want to act now and rid our town of this evil?
> Please petition your local congressman and ask him
> to lend more support to ATF and the DEA to stop
> the Big O's illegal businesses for good!



This is all 100% true. Every bit of it. And it might seem like a joke or exaggerated but it's not AT ALL!! I'm a parent with a kid in high school who tells me EVERYTHING going on. And everything he's told me matches with what this person posted. Think I'm wrong? Check Burke lakes security footage and you'll see a group of boys and girls forcefully clipping each others toenails. Even go on social media and you'll see what havoc they cause every weekend. It's something that's been in the air that no one has done anything about. It's time to step up and do something. Please call the police if you see or hear any of this kind of behavior. It's all we can do at this point...

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Sydlax ()
Date: December 20, 2017 12:38AM

Stressed out citizen Wrote:
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>
>
> This is all 100% true. Every bit of it. And it
> might seem like a joke or exaggerated but it's not
> AT ALL!! I'm a parent with a kid in high school
> who tells me EVERYTHING going on. And everything
> he's told me matches with what this person posted.
> Think I'm wrong? Check Burke lakes security
> footage and you'll see a group of boys and girls
> forcefully clipping each others toenails. Even go
> on social media and you'll see what havoc they
> cause every weekend. It's something that's been in
> the air that no one has done anything about. It's
> time to step up and do something. Please call the
> police if you see or hear any of this kind of
> behavior. It's all we can do at this point...


You need to stop exposing us now or we will get you next.
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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Moreno Troll Work ()
Date: December 20, 2017 02:06AM

You guys are idiots, this is classic assburgers retard troll work that isn't even funny.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: J4GVV ()
Date: December 20, 2017 10:39AM

Moreno Troll Work Wrote:
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> You guys are idiots, this is classic assburgers
> retard troll work that isn't even funny.


Nah, it's kinda funny trolling.
A bit refreshing to the troll work of the white racists that endless post the exact same pics of people hanging from nooses and made-up crime statistics.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Seriously122 ()
Date: December 20, 2017 11:39AM

Moreno Troll Work Wrote:
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> You guys are idiots, this is classic assburgers
> retard troll work that isn't even funny.


If you lived in the Burke area you would know just how serious we are why don't you go down to Burke lake at midnight and see what you find?? I'll tell you why because you're scared of loosing your toenails you frightened feline.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Cult ()
Date: December 20, 2017 07:45PM

Kids
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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Cutly ()
Date: December 20, 2017 07:56PM

This cult is real. I saw members of the BigO cult at a meeting over at the Arthur Treacher's in Fairfax Circle. They were all eating cole slaw and drinking grape Fanta. They were talking about some horrible radio show called the Big O and Dukes show. They kept referring to this guy Dukes as some fat, retarded slob who nobody likes to listen to and how has he had a show for so long because he just insults his listeners all of whom could kick his fat, retarded ass anyway.

But the point is they were at Arthur Treacher's and that place is pretty damn good.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: euvpw ()
Date: December 20, 2017 09:19PM

Dumbass21 Wrote:
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> 6pupn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > Sydney to Los Angeles (SYD - LAX) - Expedia
> >
> > it's hard to be a troll with Google watching
> over
> > you
> >
> > don't cry on your keyboard it'll short it out
>
>
> Lax stands for lacrosse not an airport please stop
> finding things to that aren't there....... idiot.

it's a korean gang and sydney to lax would be the path they took quite possibly to get to california

you can't google "lax" being an meme standing for "la crosse" and i doubt it.

how many california illegals are on la crosse teams and pretentiously use pictogram acronyms of lacross on their gang signs over rail road bridges?

?

as far as i can remember la crosse teams are usually women and moreso: are one of the least likely to participate in stupid shit like vandalism

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: 74pmx ()
Date: December 20, 2017 09:27PM

the later post was a confusion with "labkrat" in http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2756244/2756536.html#msg-2756536

i really don't care what sydlax means! op is a troll the story doesn't exist. i assume it's the last 4 off the serial number on his laxative bottle.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Really man ()
Date: December 21, 2017 03:23PM

74pmx Wrote:
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> the later post was a confusion with "labkrat" in
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/27
> 56244/2756536.html#msg-2756536
>
> i really don't care what sydlax means! op is a
> troll the story doesn't exist. i assume it's the
> last 4 off the serial number on his laxative
> bottle.


You really shouldn't attack someone's appearance by calling them a troll that's low man

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Rrrrrr ()
Date: December 22, 2017 07:59PM

Wow

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Kerns gay? ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:14PM

I heard Karl Kerns the athletic director at lake Braddock is using money from the athletic department to fund the cults activities because he wants to be a member. He's also began participating in their rituals the other day I went to talk to him about possibly having another pep rally and his whole body was vibrating due to a large black dildo shaped like principal Thomas's private parts up his ass. Apparently he had the dildo specially made so when Thomas wasn't filling up his asshole he could use the dildo ........ creepy

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: MikeGlossermen ()
Date: December 25, 2017 12:58AM

I'm scared

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Gee wiz ()
Date: December 25, 2017 01:03AM

I just sat next to some adolescents who talked about having a good time for 45minutes! They sound like bloody zombies

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Pc retards. ()
Date: December 25, 2017 01:24AM

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: BigO ()
Date: December 30, 2017 06:54PM

I googled bigO faces to see if I could identify any of them. Based on the images I saw this cult is not new.

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Re: Cult in Burke/Springfield area is recruiting teenagers through social media
Posted by: Dukes and BigO ()
Date: December 30, 2017 08:19PM

BigO Wrote:
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> I googled bigO faces to see if I could identify
> any of them. Based on the images I saw this cult
> is not new.


I googled this and all I found was a shitty radio show that somehow is still on under the name Chad Dukes vs. the World. What a terrible cult to follow such a fat, lame, retard. This guy is probably the worst radio host that has ever taken to the airwaves. One of the main reasons I kept my trial SiriusXM subscription.

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