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Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Wand3r3r ()
Date: November 28, 2017 10:27PM

Hey guys i never get a girls phone number because they always call me a ugly. i was wondering if you could seriously rate me? thanks you
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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Soul.Brother.#69 ()
Date: November 28, 2017 10:34PM

Sir, I hope your cock is north of 10 inches...

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Nops ()
Date: November 29, 2017 02:50AM

Illegal

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: AARPer ()
Date: November 29, 2017 05:49AM

Gay. The only pussy you will ever see in your lifetime will be mercy pussy. Kill yourself now.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Constructive Criticism 4U ()
Date: November 29, 2017 06:55AM

Shave the peach fuzz.
Buy some acne medicine.
Go to a hair stylist.
Bathe.
Wear deodorant.
Brush your teeth.
Buy new clothes.
Stop sucking cock!
GET TESTED!

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: November 29, 2017 06:57AM

Watch out for Gerry, you look like a farm animal.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Ravi s twin! ()
Date: November 29, 2017 07:14AM

Ravi after 2 months of whey protein and planet fitness!

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Malcolm Xtra Black ()
Date: November 29, 2017 07:24AM

Hey...that's my Uber driver.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: 7-11 mgr ()
Date: November 29, 2017 07:29AM

The slurpee machine is almost out. Get back to work, Abu!

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Zitmania ()
Date: November 29, 2017 09:25AM

Look at the size of those blackheads!

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: CD 887 ()
Date: November 29, 2017 03:46PM

Fix the hole in your drywall you lazy bastard.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Hollywood bob ()
Date: November 29, 2017 08:33PM

Many years from now, OP will be the subject of a movie entitled "The 87 Year Old Virgin".

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: makes perfect sense ()
Date: November 29, 2017 10:21PM

So this is your average FFXU poster?

Nice.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Bubba Johnson ()
Date: November 30, 2017 09:44AM

The only sex OP is ever likely to get is if he goes to prison. He will be the new Mrs. Johnson.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: 5stars! ()
Date: November 30, 2017 03:59PM

Malcolm Xtra Black Wrote:
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> Hey...that's my Uber driver.

Car smelled like dead goat too

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: bcptp ()
Date: December 01, 2017 11:38PM

Malcolm Xtra Black Wrote:
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> Hey...that's my Uber driver.

+1

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Miz William Moreno ()
Date: December 02, 2017 12:53AM

I would fuck you & watch you fuck my mom, Sharon Moreno.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Amerimutt ()
Date: December 02, 2017 12:58AM

Wand3r3r Wrote:
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> Hey guys i never get a girls phone number because
> they always call me a ugly. i was wondering if you
> could seriously rate me? thanks you
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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: bxmxd ()
Date: December 02, 2017 07:13PM

if your not hot as a 17 yr old cheerleader from the waist up and sexy and ready from the waste down your automatically de-rated

SORRY - READ THE WEBSITE RULES MORE CAREFULLY NExT TIME

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: Ravi Raghupathi ()
Date: December 02, 2017 07:54PM

You no sexy like Ravi, I can get much vegene but prefer goat and men.
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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: notgay ()
Date: December 03, 2017 09:56PM

I would fuck you in the ass, but i am not gay.

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Re: Can you guys rate me?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: December 03, 2017 11:42PM

7-11 mgr Wrote:
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> The slurpee machine is almost out. Get back to
> work, Abu!

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