Shopper Wrote:
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> Are the Black Friday chimpouts in full swing? How
> bad is it in PG? Have the herd of chimps gotten
> on the silverback line to do their Xmas
> shoplifting at Tyson's?
Reporting live is Uncle Tom in oxon Hill:
This Uncle Tom on the streets LIVE! I’m off one of dem 67 “LIVINGSTON ROADS” that PG HAS....the lines are building steadily since Black Friday sales were announced....
Let me interview this guy that is wearing every color of the rainbow in his outfit....
“Uncle Tom, wjla, what are u doing waiting in such a long line?”
Wells, I’s was told this here store has great foods....”
Uncle Tom: you know this store is a Murray’s meat right?”
Sheeeeit!
*looting starts***
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