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Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Luke ()
Date: November 18, 2017 07:13AM

I have a neighbor who lets her dog run loose and every morning, including today leaves a big pile of shit my front yard ( a big dog ), and the the dog digs up my grass after using my rest room.

I have tried to speak to her but she just walks away.

I have called animal control but they say they can't do anything unless they catch the dog in the act.

Any serious ideas of what I can do.....no I am not going to shoot the dog.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Jerry ()
Date: November 18, 2017 07:25AM

Return the turds to her doorstep. She may get the point when she has a pile of feces on her porch every day. Worked for me in a similar situation.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Same Here ()
Date: November 18, 2017 08:18AM

We have the same problem in our neighborhood, lots of dogs, but usually it's the owners who walk their dogs right over to other peoples yards. You can see by the discolored grass patches where dogs have done their business day after day.

Friends had the same problem, and they sent a letter from a local lawyer (who did it for free). Problem solved, they hope.

We just moved into a new "upscale" development and floored by the number of people who routinely walk dogs over to other people's yards to go to the bathroom. When we had a dogs, we trained them to go to the bathroom in the farthest corner on our property; we certainly didn't walk them to our neighbors' yards (!?!). And barking dogs - multiple people let their dogs bark either all day or every night from 10-10:30 pm. We picked the wrong neighborhood.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: PoPo^ ()
Date: November 18, 2017 08:45AM

My brother is FFX Police. I had same problem. Police don't really like these calls, but it is trespassing and it is an annoying problem. Problem will be ongoing unless you deal with it directly and on the record. Talking to her hasn't worked, and so it won't, so file a one page trespass complaint with FFX Police (online - animal trespass) and courthouse. If you send a warning letter and have a surveillance camera or picture (easy since it's everyday) even better, that's all you need. She won't do anything else she knows you are serious. Too bad you have to do this but I understand.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Simple Solution. ()
Date: November 18, 2017 09:02AM

Simple problems require simple solutions. Set up a series of M-18 Claymore mines, then lay in wait to ambush the offending pooch.

When Fido is in position, and has has begun to drop a load, activate the Claymore, and the problem will be solved.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Dawg.Killah ()
Date: November 18, 2017 09:42AM

A bowl of anti-freeze...that dog will never bother anyone again.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: NoDog ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:22AM

Dawg.Killah Wrote:
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> A bowl of anti-freeze...that dog will never bother
> anyone again.

Not the poor dog's fault.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: green grass ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:30AM

Buy a big bag of ground red pepper from Amazon , (search bulk spices). A two year supply runs you 30 bucks. sprinkle that stuff at the edge of your lawn and dogs will run the other way. It is harmless to the grass.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Fhsjsk ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:34AM

Dawg.Killah Wrote:
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> A bowl of anti-freeze...that dog will never bother
> anyone again.


And then get arrested? Stupid.

You can't do anything. The art of civil conversation is over. People are all selfish assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks Trump!

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: For Shit's Sake ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:44AM

Fhsjsk Wrote:
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>
>
> And then get arrested? Stupid.
>
> You can't do anything. The art of civil
> conversation is over. People are all selfish
> assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> Trump!

You're blaming the decline of civilization on Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started long before that.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Fhsjks ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:50AM

For Shit's Sake Wrote:
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> Fhsjsk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> >
> > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > conversation is over. People are all selfish
> > assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> > Trump!
>
> You're blaming the decline of civilization on
> Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started long
> before that.

You're probably correct. But he's a symptom and ingredient to making it worse. People all suck now worse than a year ago. No one seems to think you need to treat others nicely anymore. He's a terrible example with the name calling and bullying. He sucks. Go back and watch the primary debates. It's amazing what comes out of this guy's mouth. Most of us didn't pay too much attention at that time because they didn't think there was any chance he'd win.

He is a selfish asshole and has emboldened those on his side and infuriated people on the other side. So everyone is an angry prick now and don't give a shit about you and your lawn. I may just shit on your lawn myself. Fuck it.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Over a Year Later ()
Date: November 18, 2017 04:47PM

Fhsjks Wrote:
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> For Shit's Sake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fhsjsk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> > >
> > > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > > conversation is over. People are all selfish
> > > assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> > > Trump!
> >
> > You're blaming the decline of civilization on
> > Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started long
> > before that.
>
> You're probably correct. But he's a symptom and
> ingredient to making it worse. People all suck now
> worse than a year ago. No one seems to think you
> need to treat others nicely anymore. He's a
> terrible example with the name calling and
> bullying. He sucks. Go back and watch the primary
> debates. It's amazing what comes out of this guy's
> mouth. Most of us didn't pay too much attention at
> that time because they didn't think there was any
> chance he'd win.
>
> He is a selfish asshole and has emboldened those
> on his side and infuriated people on the other
> side. So everyone is an angry prick now and don't
> give a shit about you and your lawn. I may just
> shit on your lawn myself. Fuck it.

And you are still Triggered as fuck!! I fucking love it!

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: November 18, 2017 06:17PM

Fhsjks Wrote:
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> For Shit's Sake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fhsjsk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> > >
> > > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > > conversation is over. People are all selfish
> > > assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> > > Trump!
> >
> > You're blaming the decline of civilization on
> > Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started long
> > before that.
>
> You're probably correct. But he's a symptom and
> ingredient to making it worse. People all suck now
> worse than a year ago. No one seems to think you
> need to treat others nicely anymore. He's a
> terrible example with the name calling and
> bullying. He sucks. Go back and watch the primary
> debates. It's amazing what comes out of this guy's
> mouth. Most of us didn't pay too much attention at
> that time because they didn't think there was any
> chance he'd win.
>
> He is a selfish asshole and has emboldened those
> on his side and infuriated people on the other
> side. So everyone is an angry prick now and don't
> give a shit about you and your lawn. I may just
> shit on your lawn myself. Fuck it.

I’m so happy that Fhsjsk is such an unhappy hating douchenozzle! Bite me.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: More Wag, less bark ()
Date: November 18, 2017 08:18PM

Same Here Wrote:
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> We have the same problem in our neighborhood, lots
> of dogs, but usually it's the owners who walk
> their dogs right over to other peoples yards. You
> can see by the discolored grass patches where dogs
> have done their business day after day.
>
> Friends had the same problem, and they sent a
> letter from a local lawyer (who did it for free).
> Problem solved, they hope.
>
> We just moved into a new "upscale" development and
> floored by the number of people who routinely walk
> dogs over to other people's yards to go to the
> bathroom. When we had a dogs, we trained them to
> go to the bathroom in the farthest corner on our
> property; we certainly didn't walk them to our
> neighbors' yards (!?!). And barking dogs -
> multiple people let their dogs bark either all day
> or every night from 10-10:30 pm. We picked the
> wrong neighborhood.


Dogs barking incessantly or at night?
Call the non emergency number for the police.
They will send someone over to your neighbors house and warn them or cite them for the noise. You will remain anonymous.
After the 2nd or 3rd time, it'll stop. Your neighbors won't want to continue to pay fines or show up to court.
There's a new Fairfax County noise ordinance in effect.

If you cannot approach them to ask, just call the popo and take advantage of the law.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Nog Noise ()
Date: November 18, 2017 08:31PM

> Dogs barking incessantly or at night?
> Call the non emergency number for the police.
> They will send someone over to your neighbors
> house and warn them or cite them for the noise.
> You will remain anonymous.
> After the 2nd or 3rd time, it'll stop. Your
> neighbors won't want to continue to pay fines or
> show up to court.
> There's a new Fairfax County noise ordinance in
> effect.
>
> If you cannot approach them to ask, just call the
> popo and take advantage of the law.

Will the police deal with screaming niggers?

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Neighbors Nog ()
Date: November 18, 2017 08:37PM

Luke Wrote:
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> I have a neighbor who lets her dog run loose and
> every morning, including today leaves a big pile
> of shit my front yard ( a big dog ), and the the
> dog digs up my grass after using my rest room.
>
> I have tried to speak to her but she just walks
> away.
>
> I have called animal control but they say they
> can't do anything unless they catch the dog in the
> act.
>
> Any serious ideas of what I can do.....no I am not
> going to shoot the dog.


My neighbor has a nog that does the exact same thing.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: November 18, 2017 09:02PM

Fhsjks Wrote:
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> For Shit's Sake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fhsjsk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> > >
> > > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > > conversation is over. People are all selfish
> > > assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> > > Trump!
> >
> > You're blaming the decline of civilization on
> > Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started long
> > before that.
>
> You're probably correct. But he's a symptom and
> ingredient to making it worse. People all suck now
> worse than a year ago. No one seems to think you
> need to treat others nicely anymore. He's a
> terrible example with the name calling and
> bullying. He sucks. Go back and watch the primary
> debates. It's amazing what comes out of this guy's
> mouth. Most of us didn't pay too much attention at
> that time because they didn't think there was any
> chance he'd win.
>
> He is a selfish asshole and has emboldened those
> on his side and infuriated people on the other
> side. So everyone is an angry prick now and don't
> give a shit about you and your lawn. I may just
> shit on your lawn myself. Fuck it.

You mean Trump won and everyone (liberals) are now angry pricks (not just stupid pricks) and don’t give a shit about anyone because they are selfish assholes, don’t you?

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: My Suggestion ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:18PM

Luke Wrote:
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> I have a neighbor who lets her dog run loose and
> every morning, including today leaves a big pile
> of shit my front yard ( a big dog ), and the the
> dog digs up my grass after using my rest room.
>
> I have tried to speak to her but she just walks
> away.
>
> I have called animal control but they say they
> can't do anything unless they catch the dog in the
> act.
>
> Any serious ideas of what I can do.....no I am not
> going to shoot the dog.

Steal the dogs bone and shove it up your bitchy ass.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: WhoDBitCH ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:25PM

My Suggestion Wrote:
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> Luke Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a neighbor who lets her dog run loose
> and
> > every morning, including today leaves a big
> pile
> > of shit my front yard ( a big dog ), and the
> the
> > dog digs up my grass after using my rest room.
> >
> > I have tried to speak to her but she just walks
> > away.
> >
> > I have called animal control but they say they
> > can't do anything unless they catch the dog in
> the
> > act.
> >
> > Any serious ideas of what I can do.....no I am
> not
> > going to shoot the dog.
>
> Steal the dogs bone and shove it up your bitchy
> ass.

Sounds like you're da bitch.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: OwnerofDogs ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:28PM

Cranky Wrote:
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> Fhsjks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For Shit's Sake Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fhsjsk Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> > > >
> > > > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > > > conversation is over. People are all
> selfish
> > > > assholes. Society is going to crumble.
> Thanks
> > > > Trump!
> > >
> > > You're blaming the decline of civilization on
> > > Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started
> long
> > > before that.
> >
> > You're probably correct. But he's a symptom and
> > ingredient to making it worse. People all suck
> now
> > worse than a year ago. No one seems to think
> you
> > need to treat others nicely anymore. He's a
> > terrible example with the name calling and
> > bullying. He sucks. Go back and watch the
> primary
> > debates. It's amazing what comes out of this
> guy's
> > mouth. Most of us didn't pay too much attention
> at
> > that time because they didn't think there was
> any
> > chance he'd win.
> >
> > He is a selfish asshole and has emboldened
> those
> > on his side and infuriated people on the other
> > side. So everyone is an angry prick now and
> don't
> > give a shit about you and your lawn. I may just
> > shit on your lawn myself. Fuck it.
>
> I’m so happy that Fhsjsk is such an unhappy
> hating douchenozzle! Bite me.


So says a dog owner... see what I mean?? Just like other posters, you can't reason with these folks.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Hgskdk ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:31PM

causeican Wrote:
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> Fhsjks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For Shit's Sake Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fhsjsk Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> > > >
> > > > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > > > conversation is over. People are all
> selfish
> > > > assholes. Society is going to crumble.
> Thanks
> > > > Trump!
> > >
> > > You're blaming the decline of civilization on
> > > Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started
> long
> > > before that.
> >
> > You're probably correct. But he's a symptom and
> > ingredient to making it worse. People all suck
> now
> > worse than a year ago. No one seems to think
> you
> > need to treat others nicely anymore. He's a
> > terrible example with the name calling and
> > bullying. He sucks. Go back and watch the
> primary
> > debates. It's amazing what comes out of this
> guy's
> > mouth. Most of us didn't pay too much attention
> at
> > that time because they didn't think there was
> any
> > chance he'd win.
> >
> > He is a selfish asshole and has emboldened
> those
> > on his side and infuriated people on the other
> > side. So everyone is an angry prick now and
> don't
> > give a shit about you and your lawn. I may just
> > shit on your lawn myself. Fuck it.
>
> You mean Trump won and everyone (liberals) are now
> angry pricks (not just stupid pricks) and don’t
> give a shit about anyone because they are selfish
> assholes, don’t you?

If by everyone (liberals) you mean the majority. Don't forget that you are in the minority of the populous.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Gdkkd ()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:32PM

Oh and dogs suck! Hardcore. They only exist for the super lonely, ugly, needy and old.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Shit Flows Down Hill ()
Date: November 19, 2017 05:34AM

For Shit's Sake Wrote:
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> Fhsjsk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> >
> > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > conversation is over. People are all selfish
> > assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> > Trump!
>
> You're blaming the decline of civilization on
> Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started long
> before that.


Trump is just a by-product of the decline and those who chose him are are the by-products of dog shit.
Oh yea, throw the shit in the dog owners yard. Preferably, on her sidewalk.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: November 19, 2017 09:02PM

Hgskdk Wrote:
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> causeican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fhsjks Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > For Shit's Sake Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Fhsjsk Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> > > > >
> > > > > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > > > > conversation is over. People are all
> > selfish
> > > > > assholes. Society is going to crumble.
> > Thanks
> > > > > Trump!
> > > >
> > > > You're blaming the decline of civilization
> on
> > > > Trump? I hate to tell you, but it started
> > long
> > > > before that.
> > >
> > > You're probably correct. But he's a symptom
> and
> > > ingredient to making it worse. People all
> suck
> > now
> > > worse than a year ago. No one seems to think
> > you
> > > need to treat others nicely anymore. He's a
> > > terrible example with the name calling and
> > > bullying. He sucks. Go back and watch the
> > primary
> > > debates. It's amazing what comes out of this
> > guy's
> > > mouth. Most of us didn't pay too much
> attention
> > at
> > > that time because they didn't think there was
> > any
> > > chance he'd win.
> > >
> > > He is a selfish asshole and has emboldened
> > those
> > > on his side and infuriated people on the
> other
> > > side. So everyone is an angry prick now and
> > don't
> > > give a shit about you and your lawn. I may
> just
> > > shit on your lawn myself. Fuck it.
> >
> > You mean Trump won and everyone (liberals) are
> now
> > angry pricks (not just stupid pricks) and
> don’t
> > give a shit about anyone because they are
> selfish
> > assholes, don’t you?
>
> If by everyone (liberals) you mean the majority.
> Don't forget that you are in the minority of the
> populous.

Recent election results in Virginia, especially the Northern VA districts...clearly indicate otherwise.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Green grass ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:29AM

I set my water sprinkler timer to coincide with the dog walkers.

No dog shit and a beautiful lawn.
Win/win

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: gguef ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:32AM

Green grass Wrote:
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> I set my water sprinkler timer to coincide with
> the dog walkers.
>
> No dog shit and a beautiful lawn.
> Win/win

Motion activated sprinklers work well (the dog won't care but let's get real, it's the owner's fault, not the dog) but once the temps dip too low you could end up with frozen pipe issues.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: peep ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:48AM

You should go out and buy a much bigger dog, and an aggressive dog. Your dog will kill the other dog the second it goes on your property, and you won't even get in trouble because her dog was on your property.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: How 'bout ()
Date: November 20, 2017 11:10AM

Luke Wrote:
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> I have a neighbor who lets her dog run loose and
> every morning, including today leaves a big pile
> of shit my front yard ( a big dog ), and the the
> dog digs up my grass after using my rest room.
>
> I have tried to speak to her but she just walks
> away.
>
> I have called animal control but they say they
> can't do anything unless they catch the dog in the
> act.
>
> Any serious ideas of what I can do.....no I am not
> going to shoot the dog.


security camera or video camera recording

but dont be obvious 'bout it

'cuz video dont lie

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Dog Worshippers BewareOfTheLAW ()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:27PM

There are more laws in play here too.

1. Dogs not leashed is a violation.
2. If you verbally ask a dog walker to keep their pet off of your property and they don't comply with your request .. It is a no no.
(new Code this year).

(film your request and any subsequent trespassing by the dog on your property.)

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: YesBoutTime ()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:43PM

Dog Worshippers BewareOfTheLAW Wrote:
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> There are more laws in play here too.
>
> 1. Dogs not leashed is a violation.
> 2. If you verbally ask a dog walker to keep their
> pet off of your property and they don't comply
> with your request .. It is a no no.
> (new Code this year).
>
> (film your request and any subsequent trespassing
> by the dog on your property.)

YES. And it's a crime.

Dog owners are out of control.

It's a sanitary/health and property/privacy issue - and you really have to tell self-centered people this, unfortunately, because they either don't give a damn or are completely clueless.

"Oh, I see you have a dog -- Well, then, now, just come right onto my lawn where my daughters play and have Spot take a big shit. Yes, right there. Does this patch where I walk over work for you both?" The nerve of A LOT of people.

I actually have argued with dog owners - IT'S MY *&^ PROPERTY!!-- Oh, it's a little poop. Oh, I clean it up afterwards (code: when people are looking). Oh, my dogs are used to pooping here in the morning.

Times it by 25+ craps per day, and homeowners have a real problem.

Some of these c*nts and di**heads, usually lonely, angry people, need a little suin'. They only understand angry uncivilized responses: So see you in Court. Two can play it that game. And I'm gonna win.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Clueless Dog Worshippers ()
Date: November 20, 2017 06:09PM

Too many dog owners fail to control their dogs as well.
There is a reason why there is a lease law for dogs and not one for cats.

My cat has been attacked 4 times within the past 18 months by dogs on leashes.
One attack was by a lady walking 2 dogs.

In one instance, my cat according to our neighbor was under a bush about 5 feet from the sidewalk and "dog lady" lets her dog dig into the bush and start something with my cat.

Then I find out that this dog walker was bit my cat when her dog's leash "malfunctioned".
What she had actually done, is reach down between the sparring animals to defend her "poor dog" from the cat's retaliation and then wanted us to pay for the Vet bill as the dog received a nice scratch on it's nose.


In another case the dog on an extendable leash, went after our cat on our property. My teenage son came out and yelled at the dog walker who then kicked my cat on my lawn and cussed out my son.

The man left with his dog while cussing out my son.
I was at work. This would have ended differently if I were home.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: DogOwner ()
Date: November 20, 2017 06:56PM

I've owned dogs all my life and have never taken one for a walk (or on a car-trip to Ft. Hunt Park), without having some plastic grocery bags in my pockets.

Some of us were brought up right.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Poopster ()
Date: November 20, 2017 07:06PM

DogOwner Wrote:
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> I've owned dogs all my life and have never taken
> one for a walk (or on a car-trip to Ft. Hunt
> Park), without having some plastic grocery bags in
> my pockets.
>
> Some of us were brought up right.

Regardless of whether dog owners pick up poop, dog owners should NOT enter people's private yards, even if they clean up. It does damage to the property, bushes, lawn... and it smells, particularly in summer. Most neighborhood common areas and parks are fair game, of course, but people's front yards should not be treated like common areas. People should train their dogs to go regularly in their own yards, not their neighbors' yards. Common courtesy that is not so common around here.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: property owner ()
Date: November 20, 2017 07:10PM

DogOwner Wrote:
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> I've owned dogs all my life and have never taken
> one for a walk (or on a car-trip to Ft. Hunt
> Park), without having some plastic grocery bags in
> my pockets.
>
> Some of us were brought up right.


It is not about your 'plastic grocery bags' idiot. You cannot completely clean up a dogs feces with a plastic bag. There will be some residue on my lawn. The point is your dog should not be shitting, pissing or even walking on my lawn at all. Period. Never. It is not your property.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: SoRight ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:45PM

property owner Wrote:
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> DogOwner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've owned dogs all my life and have never
> taken
> > one for a walk (or on a car-trip to Ft. Hunt
> > Park), without having some plastic grocery bags
> in
> > my pockets.
> >
> > Some of us were brought up right.
>
>
> It is not about your 'plastic grocery bags' idiot.
> You cannot completely clean up a dogs feces with a
> plastic bag. There will be some residue on my
> lawn. The point is your dog should not be
> shitting, pissing or even walking on my lawn at
> all. Period. Never. It is not your property.

Yes, so right.

And, DOGOWNERS should NOT be dropping their poop bags all over the neighborhood and sidewalks. Blue and green poop bags are everywhere. Disgusting. Worse are Giant bags with BIG shits left on lawns. GROSS. People are PIGS. Poor dogs.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Diggity Dog ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:51PM

Totally agree. Keep your animals off my lawn. Keep them out of stores and, God forbid, any place where humans eat.

These are animals, goddammit. When did it become ok to treat these beasts like they are sentient beings? They shit and piss outside. They lick their own asses. They are disgusting animals. They are not your kids. They belong in your home (YOUR home, fuckwads. Don't ask to bring them over to my house like they are your kids).

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: KidsDont ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:56PM

'Diggity Dog Wrote:
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> Totally agree. Keep your animals off my lawn. Keep
> them out of stores and, God forbid, any place
> where humans eat.
>
> These are animals, goddammit. When did it become
> ok to treat these beasts like they are sentient
> beings? They shit and piss outside. They lick
> their own asses. They are disgusting animals. They
> are not your kids. They belong in your home (YOUR
> home, fuckwads. Don't ask to bring them over to my
> house like they are your kids).

.... and my kids do NOT shit on your dog's lawn!!! Or at least not yet!!!

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: WhyJustwhy ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:01PM

Why do people bring dogs to defecate on a neighbor's lawn? It's so rude.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Rodeo ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:32PM

WhyJustwhy Wrote:
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> Why do people bring dogs to defecate on a
> neighbor's lawn? It's so rude.

Sounds like the human asshole refuses to control the dog's asshole. Wonder which one smells more?

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Cucks ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:34PM

Stop being friggin' cucks and tell this jerk lady to stay off your property.

All these selfish folks are counting on you not saying a thing -- that's a-changing -- stay off my fucking property!

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Jerry ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:38PM

The worst way to discover your lawn's been shat upon is on a hot summer day when the turd has been baking/melting in the sun like a big lumpy Mr. Goodbar and it meets with the whirling blades of your mulching mower.

I wish I knew who it was so I could toss my toddler's used Huggies on their lawn.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: say ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:42PM

Fhsjsk Wrote:
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> Dawg.Killah Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A bowl of anti-freeze...that dog will never
> bother
> > anyone again.
>
>
> And then get arrested? Stupid.
>
> You can't do anything. The art of civil
> conversation is over. People are all selfish
> assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> Trump!


The type to go this shit is ALWAYS self entitled democrats.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Boo fn hoo ()
Date: November 20, 2017 11:46PM

Print any ordinances in the county that pertain to noise or property per complaints as above..and mail them to the neighbor if you know who they are.or where they live (address envelope “Neighbor “ if you do not know them.do not be threatening.point out the law and request that they not blah, blah.

This usually worked for me.

For barking after 10 on a consisent basis, call non emergrncy number and file complaint.

For dog shit, I usually watched at night/ late afternoon. The first step was to just go out on the front porch , look busy. The owner usually will pick up the poop. If that does not work, ask them not to allow the dog to poop in your yard.The next step if this continues, place poop on their yard or porch. Lastly, as above, file a complaint

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Ice scream ()
Date: November 20, 2017 11:47PM

We have been thru dog hell. Same as OP.
Everytime a house around us sells, we just hold our breathe to see if they will have obmoxious dogs..

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: You people are cucks ()
Date: November 21, 2017 04:19AM

My neighbors have never dared let their dogs piss me off. They don't even let their fucking kids go near my house. They're fucking scared of me. Because I act totally crazy all the time.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Legend in your own mind ()
Date: November 21, 2017 05:15AM

You people are cucks Wrote:
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> My neighbors have never dared let their dogs piss
> me off. They don't even let their fucking kids go
> near my house. They're fucking scared of me.
> Because I act totally crazy all the time.


Yea, right. More likely they think of you a the pervert who lives in mommies basement.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Repubs ()
Date: November 21, 2017 05:26AM

say Wrote:
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> Fhsjsk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dawg.Killah Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A bowl of anti-freeze...that dog will never
> > bother
> > > anyone again.
> >
> >
> > And then get arrested? Stupid.
> >
> > You can't do anything. The art of civil
> > conversation is over. People are all selfish
> > assholes. Society is going to crumble. Thanks
> > Trump!
>
>
> The type to go this shit is ALWAYS self entitled
> democrats.

It's self entitled Republicans in my neighborhood. We can all agree these people are self entitled regardless of party affiliation, can't we?

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Lady Fingers Sally ()
Date: November 21, 2017 08:15AM

Firecrackers, if tossed at the right moment, will work just fine! Wait until the dog in scrunched up, dropping a log, and throw a brick on them near the dog. It will NEVER return to your yard again! It might piss of the stupid bitch that lets her dog shit in your yard, but who fucking cares about her, she obviously doesn't care about what you think!

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Dog eat Dog ()
Date: November 21, 2017 04:03PM

Borrow a friend's BIGGER dog for a day and let it loose in your yard when little stinky comes around to poo ...

See what happens next.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Law Abiding Citizen 2 ()
Date: November 22, 2017 10:27AM

Diggity Dog Wrote:
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> Totally agree. Keep your animals off my lawn. Keep
> them out of stores and, God forbid, any place
> where humans eat.
>
> These are animals, goddammit. When did it become
> ok to treat these beasts like they are sentient
> beings? They shit and piss outside. They lick
> their own asses. They are disgusting animals. They
> are not your kids. They belong in your home (YOUR
> home, fuckwads. Don't ask to bring them over to my
> house like they are your kids).

Amen to that brother. This dog worship has gotten out of hand. The clueless fucks who don't know about trespass laws need to be educated. And the dogs in stores and restaurants - makes me see red.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Get creative ()
Date: November 22, 2017 12:11PM

Get in the bushes and air soft Puppy's little ass off your property.
A couple of stings and that dog will be scared to come near your house.

Or a good spray down with the garden hose my work too.

My pa used to use his rock salt gun on lose dogs which would enter our yard and growl at him.

Worked every time. They went off yelping and never came back.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: DOGTRESPASS POLICE FORM copied ()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:38PM

COPIED and PASTED FROM ANOTHER POST TODAY

Animal Trespass, FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE DEPARTMENT - PSA

Having problems with a neighbor or neighbors walking a dog to relieve itself on your private property or allowing a dog unleashed to come onto your private property?

Use the (criminal) trespass letter template (link below), tailor it your circumstances, and send a copy to:

Fairfax County Police Department
Animal Services Division.
4500 West Ox Road
Fairfax, Va.

www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/animal/animal-trespass.htm

Have questions? Please all the Fairfax County Police Department's Animal Services Division at 703 692 2131 (non emergency number). Please do not use 911.

If you have a neighborhood social club or Homeowners Association, please post.

Thank you.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: CHerFace ()
Date: November 23, 2017 08:51AM

DOGTRESPASS POLICE FORM copied Wrote:
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> COPIED and PASTED FROM ANOTHER POST TODAY
>
> Animal Trespass, FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE DEPARTMENT
> - PSA
>
> Having problems with a neighbor or neighbors
> walking a dog to relieve itself on your private
> property or allowing a dog unleashed to come onto
> your private property?
>
> Use the (criminal) trespass letter template (link
> below), tailor it your circumstances, and send a
> copy to:
>
> Fairfax County Police Department
> Animal Services Division.
> 4500 West Ox Road
> Fairfax, Va.
>
> www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/animal/animal-trespas
> s.htm
>
> Have questions? Please all the Fairfax County
> Police Department's Animal Services Division at
> 703 692 2131 (non emergency number). Please do not
> use 911.
>
> If you have a neighborhood social club or
> Homeowners Association, please post.
>
> Thank you.

I'd love to see her face when she gets the letter to appear in court. She will be paying attention then.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: WhitePrivExample ()
Date: November 23, 2017 10:58PM

Yet another example of white privilege, arrogance. Black folks don't walk dogs onto other people's land. Only crazy as* white people do this sh*t because they think they have a right to do it and they can do whatever the f&*^ they want to. Someone needs a slap her upside her head...

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Gotta Agree ()
Date: December 02, 2017 02:35PM

WhitePrivExample Wrote:
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> Yet another example of white privilege, arrogance.
> Black folks don't walk dogs onto other people's
> land. Only crazy as* white people do this sh*t
> because they think they have a right to do it and
> they can do whatever the f&*^ they want to.
> Someone needs a slap her upside her head...


Gotta agree on this one.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Black Lab ()
Date: December 02, 2017 04:12PM

WhitePrivExample Wrote:
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> Yet another example of white privilege, arrogance.
> Black folks don't walk dogs onto other people's
> land. Only crazy as* white people do this sh*t
> because they think they have a right to do it and
> they can do whatever the f&*^ they want to.
> Someone needs a slap her upside her head...

Um, bullshit. Black people, Asian people, Indians... all are guilty of letting stupid animals defecate on people's yards.

Keep your stupid animals in your own home or yard. Nobody cares about your fucking dog except you. And for chrissakes keep your disgusting animals out of restaurants.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: GlicerinEBAG ()
Date: October 19, 2020 11:10AM

What they are doing is not right so you should try to talk to them again and explain that they are bothering you.
In case they do not understand, you can already appeal to the courts.
In general, I also have a dog, but I always try to be careful not to violate the personal space of neighbors or people on the street.
I do this not for them, but for me because it is important to feel good and to feel that I am not doing something abnormal to someone that affects their life or bothers them.
That's why I tried to buy the best wireless dog fence which in such a situation is very useful and is a necessary purchase for every person who has a dog.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2020 02:53AM by GlicerinEBAG.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: Barry O. ()
Date: October 19, 2020 12:33PM

Ice scream Wrote:
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> We have been thru dog hell. Same as OP.
> Everytime a house around us sells, we just hold
> our breathe to see if they will have obmoxious
> dogs..

Much rather have obnoxious dogs than savage niggers as neighbors. Dogs can learn.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: kalvinbrown ()
Date: October 23, 2020 07:08AM

GlicerinEBAG Wrote:
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What they are doing is not right so you should try to talk to them again and explain that they are bothering you.
In case they do not understand, you can already appeal to the courts.
In general, I also have a dog, but I always try to be careful not to violate the personal space of neighbors or people on the street.
I do this not for them, but for me because it is important to feel good and to feel that I am not doing something abnormal to someone that affects their life or bothers them.
That's why I tried to buy the best wireless dog fence which in such a situation is very useful and is a necessary purchase for every person who has a dog.


I also bought this and it is very cool.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2020 01:56PM by kalvinbrown.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: KarenDontCare ()
Date: November 06, 2020 11:07AM

kalvinbrown Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> GlicerinEBAG Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> What they are doing is not right so you should try
> to talk to them again and explain that they are
> bothering you.
> In case they do not understand, you can already
> appeal to the courts.
> In general, I also have a dog, but I always try to
> be careful not to violate the personal space of
> neighbors or people on the street.
> I do this not for them, but for me because it is
> important to feel good and to feel that I am not
> doing something abnormal to someone that affects
> their life or bothers them.
> That's why I tried to buy href=https://thepetsmaster.com/how-to-cook-marrow-
> bones-for-dogs/>the best wireless dog fence

> which in such a situation is very useful and is a
> necessary purchase for every person who has a
> dog.
>
>
> I also bought this and it is very cool.

Most people know it's rude but do;t care. Talking nicely to people who know they're rude is a waste of time. Handle rudeness with straightforwardness -- that'll work. If not, Door Camera captures 'em and send them a bill. Then Small claims court. FFX has come down harder on animal nuisance ordinances.

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: patricialob ()
Date: March 07, 2022 02:54PM

How about scaring your neighbor with a fine for trespassing on your property?

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Re: Neighbors Dog
Posted by: patricialob ()
Date: March 07, 2022 02:56PM

It's frustrating when neighbors don't respect your boundaries. Maybe you can somehow fence off your property so the dog can't get in? Otherwise, you have to deal with this issue officially, and maybe it will spoil the relationship with the neighbor.
Nevertheless, I think your neighbor is responsible, and if she lets her dog out to walk, she should clean up after her pet. Before getting a pet, I not only thought about my dog's samoyed colors complete guide, but I also thought about my dog's upbringing. I walk my dog at the dog park, always cleaning up after my dog.

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