For anyone who rides Metro rail on any kind of regular basis...

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I've noticed that black youth are the worst offenders. They'll sprawl across seats, make a shitload of noise, litter everywhere and sometimes try to menace the straphangers..

Its not just some LOL SOCIETY thing, because there's some pretty ghetto hispanic people around here, but they're usually pretty polite on the Metro.

What's up with that? Why are so many noisy, rude people black?

Holy shit that chick's batshit.

Its either ghetto black chicks or stupid white boys making noise on the metro. Usually the white boys are drinking natty light not sure what makes the black women so loud.

One of the last times I rode the Metro I was with an acquaintance from PG County (Black kid). He got into an argument with some loudmouth black kids from NYC (Queens), and for a minute I thought that some punches might be thrown. The kids shut up on the train though (They were obnoxious on the platform), and I walked by them and they didn't say a damn thing. The minute I got on my cell phone, they got a little freaked out lol. That was at least five or six years ago, and the last time I went into the District I just had some friends from up on 14th Street come pick me up.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

WTF!!! That girl is nuts as HELL! ("You the same Ni99a that Raped ME!") Damn, good for the guy who finally put her in her place. She's obviously drunk and/or high as a kite, but it's still no excuse. I might've smacked her for what she did.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Holy shit that chick's batshit.


The dangers of crack cocaine ladies and gentlemen.

caffeind Wrote:
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> For anyone who rides Metro rail on any kind of
> regular basis...
>


Another Metro tip: Walk as slowly and aimlessly as possible. No one is in a hurry. If you don't know where you are, just stop and stand in other people's way.

Do stand on the left side of the escalator. Always.

Better yet, stand there with a suitcase blocking the right side, too. Appear flustered and indignantly glare at the person who demands that you move out of the way because you are rude.

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NegativeDreamStealer Wrote:
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> Do stand on the left side of the escalator.
> Always.

LOL. The worst I've ever seen:

During afternoon rush, two women with strollers at Rosslyn station stood side-by-side on the way down. Because they had strollers, they could not move out of the way. Rosslyn has those tremendously long escalators that take about 2 minutes to get down. People were shouting and cursing, I thought it might start a mini-riot.

Another one of my "favorites" that makes me want to slug someone:

Carry an over-sized purse or duffel bag. Then try to read the newspaper while the train is moving, making sure your stupid bag bangs into everyone around you.

Fart proudly.

The "clickety-clack" of a rolling suitcase on the Metro tile is like the sound of nails on a chalkboard mixed with the wail of a thousand demon babies.

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TheMeeper Wrote:
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> NegativeDreamStealer Wrote:
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> > Do stand on the left side of the escalator.
> > Always.
>
> LOL. The worst I've ever seen:
>
> During afternoon rush, two women with strollers at
> Rosslyn station stood side-by-side on the way
> down. Because they had strollers, they could not
> move out of the way. Rosslyn has those
> tremendously long escalators that take about 2
> minutes to get down. People were shouting and
> cursing, I thought it might start a mini-riot.


OH MY GOD. That's awful, but actually not as bad as Wheaton, which I'm almost certain has the longest escalators in the whole system. (Could be Glenmont, don't remember.)

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caffeind Wrote:
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> actually not as bad as Wheaton, which I'm almost certain has the longest escalators in the whole system. (Could be Glenmont, don't remember.)


I thought the one in Bethesda was the longest. It looks like it's about 20-30 feet longer than Rosslyn.

The one time I give a sympathy chuckle for tourists...when parents/chaperones bring a classful of income suckers and they are standing in line trying either to get a ticket for each kid, or are in line at the turnstile trying to get the kids through one at a time. Meanwhile, all the regular metro riders are shooting death glares at the adults. The looks on those adults faces...priceless. It's no wonder people keep throwing themselves in front of trains.

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> WTF!!! That girl is nuts as HELL! ("You the same
> Ni99a that Raped ME!") Damn, good for the guy who
> finally put her in her place. She's obviously
> drunk and/or high as a kite, but it's still no
> excuse. I might've smacked her for what she did.

drunk or high? she probably just smoked a dipper

BagODonuts Wrote:
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> The one time I give a sympathy chuckle for
> tourists...when parents/chaperones bring a
> classful of income suckers and they are standing
> in line trying either to get a ticket for each
> kid, or are in line at the turnstile trying to get
> the kids through one at a time. Meanwhile, all
> the regular metro riders are shooting death glares
> at the adults. The looks on those adults
> faces...priceless. It's no wonder people keep
> throwing themselves in front of trains.

Ugh, I hate when they do that. It takes long enough for the paper farecards to be accepted and spit out by the machines - add to that the confusion of people who are not familiar with how WMATA's turnstiles work and you've got a horrid combination.

The best, though, is when you see commuters rushing through with a SmartTrip card and mistakenly thinking it has counted their swipe to let them through, but it hasn't, and the yellow wedges close leaving the commuter to walk right into it.

OUCH.

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TheMeeper Wrote:
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> caffeind Wrote:
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> > actually not as bad as Wheaton, which I'm almost
> certain has the longest escalators in the whole
> system. (Could be Glenmont, don't remember.)
>
>
> I thought the one in Bethesda was the longest. It
> looks like it's about 20-30 feet longer than
> Rosslyn.

I can guaran-effing-tee you that the one in Wheaton is longer than the one in Bethesda, hands down. It's AWFUL. But it makes me wonder how those escalators can remain in service with fewer problems than the significantly shorter ones at, say, Metro Center, which NEVER operating at 100%. (One direction is working or neither is, and they're just fancy looking stairs.)

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BagODonuts Wrote:
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> The one time I give a sympathy chuckle for tourists...


I like overhearing some of the dumb stuff tourists say. Once I heard a woman explaining to her friends (obvious tourists) that the seats and carpeting were orange because we were on the orange line, and that the blue line was all blue, green line green, etc. I was just like, WTF?

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> BagODonuts Wrote:
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> > The one time I give a sympathy chuckle for
> tourists...
>
>
> I like overhearing some of the dumb stuff tourists
> say. Once I heard a woman explaining to her
> friends (obvious tourists) that the seats and
> carpeting were orange because we were on the
> orange line, and that the blue line was all blue,
> green line green, etc. I was just like, WTF?


I love hearing them talk about how "confusing" the system is. The fact that two different lines share the same track baffles so many tourists, and I don't really understand why. Rosslyn and Metro Center (and duh, Chinatown) are the worst. :/

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caffeind Wrote:
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> The fact that two different lines share
> the same track baffles so many tourists, and I
> don't really understand why. Rosslyn and Metro
> Center (and duh, Chinatown) are the worst. :/


Or the confusion at transfer points when you need to get on a train heading toward a specific station. A few times at Rosslyn people asked me how to get downtown. After telling them they need to get on the Orange line toward New Carrolton, they're like "oh? we can't just get on the Orange line?". And they still seem perplexed after explaining it again. For some reason they're able to walk into a station and get on the right train, but once they're inside the system transferring lines, their ability to understand "going in the wrong direction" is hampered.

Smithsonian is hands-down the worst station on the system. Don't even bother trying to excuse your way around people standing on the left. It seems like everyone does it there.

Edit: just realized my example above doesn't make sense... now I'm even confused! It should've been people heading out of DC on the orange wanting to transfer to get to the cemetery.



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TheMeeper Wrote:
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> caffeind Wrote:
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> > The fact that two different lines share
> > the same track baffles so many tourists, and I
> > don't really understand why. Rosslyn and Metro
> > Center (and duh, Chinatown) are the worst. :/
>
>
> Or the confusion at transfer points when you need
> to get on a train heading toward a specific
> station. A few times at Rosslyn people asked me
> how to get downtown. After telling them they need
> to get on the Orange line toward New Carrolton,
> they're like "oh? we can't just get on the Orange
> line?". And they still seem perplexed after
> explaining it again. For some reason they're able
> to walk into a station and get on the right train,
> but once they're inside the system transferring
> lines, their ability to understand "going in the
> wrong direction" is hampered.
>
> Smithsonian is hands-down the worst station on the
> system. Don't even bother trying to excuse your
> way around people standing on the left. It seems
> like everyone does it there.
>
> Edit: just realized my example above doesn't make
> sense... now I'm even confused! It should've
> been people heading out of DC on the orange
> wanting to transfer to get to the cemetery.

No, your example does make sense. People don't understand that a double-colored line doesn't operate in more than one direction, and they seem to be the most confused by double-colored lines when both lines go to the same destination. To be fair, though, I've totally flaked out and waited for a blue line at Metro Center (to Rosslyn) and forgotten that I could have taken either the orange or the blue. :x

It's like they've gone down this rabbit hole of a metro system and are completely perplexed as to how it operated. I can understand the confusion switching from one system to another (Boston's T, or NYC's MTA) but even then, isn't WMATA simpler? The only difference between our system and other subway systems in the country (especially the East Coast) is that it's way more inefficient.

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edit by Cary: removed autoplay. NO AUTOPLAY!



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do ride the green line

FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL Wrote:
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haha, oh man I love that video. It's just so absurd.

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mike mike Wrote:
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> do ride the green line


Only if it's heading south of L'Enfant, though.

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According to wikipedia, the Wheaton Metro escalators are the longest in the western hemisphere and among the very longest in the whole world.

The scoop on long escalators:

1. Wheaton: 230 feet
2. Bethesda: 213 feet
3. Woodley Park-Zoo: 204 feet
4. Medical Center: 202 feet
5. Rosslyn: 195 feet

The escalators travel at 90 feet per minute.

i think getting on the tracks so you get hit by the incoming train is on the list of don'ts


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

A few more "do's"

1) Talk really loud on your cell phone like your are talking to someone in China via cans connected by string. Just do it.

2) Flick buggers and bits of fingernail at the person seated in front of you. Then admire the pile of same created and accumulated on the carpet, courtesy of you and months of previous riders.

3) Change your kids diaper on the seat with nothing underneath. Make sure you avoid cleaning up (no one cares, no one is watching, feces is everywhere anyway), and, for God's sakes, after you are finished leave THAT seat and sit where it's sure to be cleaner.

4) Take a piss in the cubby near the back door of the train. Right in front of the seat. Don't worry, it already smells like piss. Wino piss. Screw Metro. You deserve a good piss, and besides, you didn't start it. Someone else has always beat you to it. It's not going to smell any worse. No one's looking.


I rode the Metro for about 15 years. Thank God I was able to stop back in 2006 and work from home. I can only imagine the deeper hell it has become in the last 3 years.

Please remember that if you have a family of six and have no idea how the turnstiles work, to split up and clog up every turnstile in sight so there is no way to avoid waiting for your slow ass.

Also, please stand in front of the train door and try to get in before the pile of people waiting to get out have a chance to do so. You don't want them to make any room for you, do you?

Please put your iPod on and sing along loudly to whatever garbage you're listening to. If this makes the woman in front of you uncomfortable and she moves her seat to get away from you, you win. If others find this amusing, you get extra points.

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Please remember that if you have a family of six
> and have no idea how the turnstiles work, to split
> up and clog up every turnstile in sight so there
> is no way to avoid waiting for your slow ass.
>
> Also, please stand in front of the train door and
> try to get in before the pile of people waiting to
> get out have a chance to do so. You don't want
> them to make any room for you, do you?
>
> Please put your iPod on and sing along loudly to
> whatever garbage you're listening to. If this
> makes the woman in front of you uncomfortable and
> she moves her seat to get away from you, you win.
> If others find this amusing, you get extra points.

The turnstile thing is really frustrating - I get that people who are new to the system are having difficulty and therefore are going to take longer to get through the turnstile, but really, do they need to occupy multiple turnstiles, *especially* in stations like Metro Center where there are only a handful of turnstiles you can pass through? (At some of the exits, there are about 4-8 turnstiles, but only 4 of them will allow you through since some need to allow passengers entering the station)

But I think the best is when someone who is sitting next to you doesn't even bother with the nicety of asking you what you're listening to and simply grabs your earbud and listens to your music. I imagine this is a great way to get punched in the face.

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caffeind Wrote:
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> But I think the best is when someone who isnsitting next to you doesn't even bother with the nicety of asking you what you're listening to and simply grabs your earbud and listens to your music. I imagine this is a great way to get punched in the face.


LOL- someone really did that?? Yikes, I've seen some confrontations , but never heard of anything like that before.

Craziness.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> caffeind Wrote:
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> > But I think the best is when someone who
> isnsitting next to you doesn't even bother with
> the nicety of asking you what you're listening to
> and simply grabs your earbud and listens to your
> music. I imagine this is a great way to get
> punched in the face.
>
>
> LOL- someone really did that?? Yikes, I've seen
> some confrontations , but never heard of anything
> like that before.
>
> Craziness.

Yes, please detail any occurrance of this, I'm intrigued. This would go beyond merely annoying into the realm of assault.

And on top of that, there's the disgusting prospect of some stranger sticking your earbuds into his ear wax. ewwwwwwwww!