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Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Happy pants
()
Date: October 22, 2017 03:19PM
I know the place gets a bad rap.
Went in last week, within 2 minutes an east European was trying too sell me 400 dollar lap dances, no go, almost left right there,
Tipped a girl dancing a few bucks and when she finished came to sit with me. Bought her a drink and some table dances. Pretty cheap. Motor boating on the titties, ass across the nose, a lot of good contact.
Will be back.
Any other recent visitors?
Went in last week, within 2 minutes an east European was trying too sell me 400 dollar lap dances, no go, almost left right there,
Tipped a girl dancing a few bucks and when she finished came to sit with me. Bought her a drink and some table dances. Pretty cheap. Motor boating on the titties, ass across the nose, a lot of good contact.
Will be back.
Any other recent visitors?
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Truth of the matter
()
Date: October 22, 2017 03:54PM
You paid to sit in a dump in Springfield and not get laid. Sounds miserable.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
causeican
()
Date: October 22, 2017 06:52PM
another stupid troll with nothing better to do.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Ikkei
()
Date: October 22, 2017 09:07PM
Don't know how they keep open.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
PaperMoon.Regular
()
Date: October 22, 2017 10:46PM
I'm in once or twice a week. Every year, I meet with the owner and I hand him an envelope with $12,000 in it. This is my "Stay The Fuck Away From Me" payment.
I tell him, "If I want to tip a girl, I tip a girl. If I don't, I won't. I won't buy them drinks, I won't waste their time with bullshit chit chat and I will never buy a lapdance. You'll also get a good F&B tab from me and my crew. If at ANY time my table is approached for any reason by your knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing pimps, my money and I are gone. I just want a nice, private place where my people and I can come in, have a nosh and some belts and forget about the world for awhile whilst, and at the same time admire some scenery without getting my balls busted for stuff we don't want. We don't cause trouble, you leave us be and keep our glasses full."
I tell him, "If I want to tip a girl, I tip a girl. If I don't, I won't. I won't buy them drinks, I won't waste their time with bullshit chit chat and I will never buy a lapdance. You'll also get a good F&B tab from me and my crew. If at ANY time my table is approached for any reason by your knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing pimps, my money and I are gone. I just want a nice, private place where my people and I can come in, have a nosh and some belts and forget about the world for awhile whilst, and at the same time admire some scenery without getting my balls busted for stuff we don't want. We don't cause trouble, you leave us be and keep our glasses full."
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Mafia?
()
Date: October 22, 2017 10:56PM
PaperMoon.Regular Wrote:
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> I'm in once or twice a week. Every year, I meet
> with the owner and I hand him an envelope with
> $12,000 in it. This is my "Stay The Fuck Away From
> Me" payment.
>
> I tell him, "If I want to tip a girl, I tip a
> girl. If I don't, I won't. I won't buy them
> drinks, I won't waste their time with bullshit
> chit chat and I will never buy a lapdance. You'll
> also get a good F&B tab from me and my crew. If at
> ANY time my table is approached for any reason by
> your knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing pimps, my
> money and I are gone. I just want a nice, private
> place where my people and I can come in, have a
> nosh and some belts and forget about the world for
> awhile whilst, and at the same time admire some
> scenery without getting my balls busted for stuff
> we don't want. We don't cause trouble, you leave
> us be and keep our glasses full."
I didn't realize the Paper Moon had mafia connections or clientele.
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> I'm in once or twice a week. Every year, I meet
> with the owner and I hand him an envelope with
> $12,000 in it. This is my "Stay The Fuck Away From
> Me" payment.
>
> I tell him, "If I want to tip a girl, I tip a
> girl. If I don't, I won't. I won't buy them
> drinks, I won't waste their time with bullshit
> chit chat and I will never buy a lapdance. You'll
> also get a good F&B tab from me and my crew. If at
> ANY time my table is approached for any reason by
> your knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing pimps, my
> money and I are gone. I just want a nice, private
> place where my people and I can come in, have a
> nosh and some belts and forget about the world for
> awhile whilst, and at the same time admire some
> scenery without getting my balls busted for stuff
> we don't want. We don't cause trouble, you leave
> us be and keep our glasses full."
I didn't realize the Paper Moon had mafia connections or clientele.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
UrFullOfShit
()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:19PM
PaperMoon.Regular wrote...
"Every year, I meet with the owner and I hand him an envelope with
$12,000 in it".
Of course you do. (eyeroll)
"Every year, I meet with the owner and I hand him an envelope with
$12,000 in it".
Of course you do. (eyeroll)
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
PaperMoon.Regular
()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:22PM
Come by anytime and say hello. You'll know who we are. My crew numbers 12. Be sure to ah...pack a lunch, how 'bout?
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
jf4ex
()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:32PM
Ikkei Wrote:
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> Don't know how they keep open.
Horny dudes.
/thread
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> Don't know how they keep open.
Horny dudes.
/thread
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Quint of Queens
()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:57AM
People who don't want to be noticed like titty bars, because they blend in. Nobody's paying attention to them. They pay attention only to the girls. Guys sitting at tables and talking are just background. These guys who don't want to be noticed often have money and often they make those arrangements with the boss man.
I knew some guys in NY who did it justlike this.
I knew some guys in NY who did it justlike this.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
44sterne
()
Date: October 23, 2017 12:36PM
2 for one dances Had a good time.
Didn't notice any mob guys guess that's the point
Didn't notice any mob guys guess that's the point
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
PaperMoon.Regular
()
Date: October 23, 2017 01:30PM
Once or twice a week, I said...clearly you were there at a time I wasn't.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Ashlynn
()
Date: October 23, 2017 05:01PM
Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
PaperMoon.Regular
()
Date: October 23, 2017 05:45PM
Ashlynn Wrote:
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> Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
Nothing like a woman who sells her own flesh telling her customers how to spend their money...
You do realize that the same amount of liquor sold by the shot is more profitable than an entire bottle, right?
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> Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
Nothing like a woman who sells her own flesh telling her customers how to spend their money...
You do realize that the same amount of liquor sold by the shot is more profitable than an entire bottle, right?
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
B(o)(o)b Noob
()
Date: October 23, 2017 08:56PM
PaperMoon.Regular Wrote:
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> Ashlynn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
>
> Nothing like a woman who sells her own flesh
> telling her customers how to spend their money...
>
> You do realize that the same amount of liquor sold
> by the shot is more profitable than an entire
> bottle, right?
Never been to a titty bar huh?
Not how it works there.
The girls make a cut on bottles priced at $$$tupid.
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> Ashlynn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
>
> Nothing like a woman who sells her own flesh
> telling her customers how to spend their money...
>
> You do realize that the same amount of liquor sold
> by the shot is more profitable than an entire
> bottle, right?
Never been to a titty bar huh?
Not how it works there.
The girls make a cut on bottles priced at $$$tupid.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
PaperMoon.Regular
()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:37PM
Sure...and even with a cut of the bottle going to the gash that same liquor sold by the shot still nets the HOUSE more profit.
Simmer down...you're going to hurt yourself.
Simmer down...you're going to hurt yourself.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Jerked chicken
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:08PM
jf4ex Wrote:
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> Ikkei Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't know how they keep open.
>
>
> Horny dudes.
>
> /thread
Someone should open a restaurant for hungry dudes, except you can't eat the food, you just pay to look at it and smell it.
Then you go home and eat ramen noodles alone and pretend it's a steak.
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> Ikkei Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't know how they keep open.
>
>
> Horny dudes.
>
> /thread
Someone should open a restaurant for hungry dudes, except you can't eat the food, you just pay to look at it and smell it.
Then you go home and eat ramen noodles alone and pretend it's a steak.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Scatman Joe
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:19PM
Ashlynn Wrote:
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> Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
Attachments:
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> Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
Attachments:
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Cletus spending his EBT
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:26PM
PaperMoon.Regular Wrote:
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> Sure...and even with a cut of the bottle going to
> the gash that same liquor sold by the shot still
> nets the HOUSE more profit.
>
> Simmer down...you're going to hurt yourself.
Which does nothing for the girl Cletus.
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> Sure...and even with a cut of the bottle going to
> the gash that same liquor sold by the shot still
> nets the HOUSE more profit.
>
> Simmer down...you're going to hurt yourself.
Which does nothing for the girl Cletus.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Lou Zers
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:31PM
Jerked chicken Wrote:
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> jf4ex Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ikkei Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't know how they keep open.
> >
> >
> > Horny dudes.
> >
> > /thread
>
> Someone should open a restaurant for hungry dudes,
> except you can't eat the food, you just pay to
> look at it and smell it.
>
>
> Then you go home and eat ramen noodles alone and
> pretend it's a steak.
Exactly. I never understood the appeal of titty bars unless maybe you're going out with your boys just fucking around. Guys going to these places by themselves all the time are pitiful losers.
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> jf4ex Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ikkei Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't know how they keep open.
> >
> >
> > Horny dudes.
> >
> > /thread
>
> Someone should open a restaurant for hungry dudes,
> except you can't eat the food, you just pay to
> look at it and smell it.
>
>
> Then you go home and eat ramen noodles alone and
> pretend it's a steak.
Exactly. I never understood the appeal of titty bars unless maybe you're going out with your boys just fucking around. Guys going to these places by themselves all the time are pitiful losers.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Pointer outer of things
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:57PM
Lou Zers Wrote:
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> Jer
>
>
> titty
> bars Guys going to these places
> by themselves all the time are pitiful losers.
A lot of guys go there by themselves. Some of them can afford to go only once a week and it's the highlight of their week.
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> Jer
>
>
> titty
> bars Guys going to these places
> by themselves all the time are pitiful losers.
A lot of guys go there by themselves. Some of them can afford to go only once a week and it's the highlight of their week.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Rosy Palm
()
Date: October 24, 2017 12:57AM
Pointer outer of things Wrote:
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> Lou Zers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jer
> >
> >
> > titty
> > bars Guys going to these places
> > by themselves all the time are pitiful losers.
>
>
> A lot of guys go there by themselves. Some of
> them can afford to go only once a week and it's
> the highlight of their week.
Yes. They're pitiful losers.
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> Lou Zers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jer
> >
> >
> > titty
> > bars Guys going to these places
> > by themselves all the time are pitiful losers.
>
>
> A lot of guys go there by themselves. Some of
> them can afford to go only once a week and it's
> the highlight of their week.
Yes. They're pitiful losers.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
What a bunch of bullshit!
()
Date: October 24, 2017 08:56AM
Those gooks suck my cock all the time! I wait until right before they close, the girls know me, then I show up and wait to take them home.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Club Fed
()
Date: October 24, 2017 10:40AM
Papermoon is a sad excuse for a strip club. Most of the girls are gross. No private rooms. NO ACTION.
You want a strip club go to Tampa FL.
You want a strip club go to Tampa FL.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Pussy.Grabber
()
Date: October 24, 2017 11:20AM
Seriously, any club with girls wearing pasties...is just a club.
What's the closest state to Northern VA with no pasties, no bottoms full-nude girls?
What's the closest state to Northern VA with no pasties, no bottoms full-nude girls?
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
It's not a state
()
Date: October 24, 2017 11:40AM
Pussy.Grabber Wrote:
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> Seriously, any club with girls wearing
> pasties...is just a club.
>
> What's the closest state to Northern VA with no
> pasties, no bottoms full-nude girls?
DC
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> Seriously, any club with girls wearing
> pasties...is just a club.
>
> What's the closest state to Northern VA with no
> pasties, no bottoms full-nude girls?
DC
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Camelot
()
Date: October 25, 2017 10:04PM
Dc is nude while dancing, but no lapdances at all, no private areas
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Pussy.Grabber
()
Date: October 25, 2017 10:58PM
Closest place to Northern VA that I can get a legal lapdance from a fully nude girl?
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
or is it the pagans
()
Date: October 25, 2017 11:31PM
Mafia? Wrote:
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> PaperMoon.Regular Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm in once or twice a week. Every year, I meet
> > with the owner and I hand him an envelope with
> > $12,000 in it. This is my "Stay The Fuck Away
> From
> > Me" payment.
> >
> > I tell him, "If I want to tip a girl, I tip a
> > girl. If I don't, I won't. I won't buy them
> > drinks, I won't waste their time with bullshit
> > chit chat and I will never buy a lapdance.
> You'll
> > also get a good F&B tab from me and my crew. If
> at
> > ANY time my table is approached for any reason
> by
> > your knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing pimps,
> my
> > money and I are gone. I just want a nice,
> private
> > place where my people and I can come in, have a
> > nosh and some belts and forget about the world
> for
> > awhile whilst, and at the same time admire some
> > scenery without getting my balls busted for
> stuff
> > we don't want. We don't cause trouble, you
> leave
> > us be and keep our glasses full."
>
>
> I didn't realize the Paper Moon had mafia
> connections or clientele.
The Paper Moon chain is owned by the Outlaws.
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> PaperMoon.Regular Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm in once or twice a week. Every year, I meet
> > with the owner and I hand him an envelope with
> > $12,000 in it. This is my "Stay The Fuck Away
> From
> > Me" payment.
> >
> > I tell him, "If I want to tip a girl, I tip a
> > girl. If I don't, I won't. I won't buy them
> > drinks, I won't waste their time with bullshit
> > chit chat and I will never buy a lapdance.
> You'll
> > also get a good F&B tab from me and my crew. If
> at
> > ANY time my table is approached for any reason
> by
> > your knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing pimps,
> my
> > money and I are gone. I just want a nice,
> private
> > place where my people and I can come in, have a
> > nosh and some belts and forget about the world
> for
> > awhile whilst, and at the same time admire some
> > scenery without getting my balls busted for
> stuff
> > we don't want. We don't cause trouble, you
> leave
> > us be and keep our glasses full."
>
>
> I didn't realize the Paper Moon had mafia
> connections or clientele.
The Paper Moon chain is owned by the Outlaws.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
all the joints on the block
()
Date: October 25, 2017 11:33PM
Pussy.Grabber Wrote:
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> Seriously, any club with girls wearing
> pasties...is just a club.
>
> What's the closest state to Northern VA with no
> pasties, no bottoms full-nude girls?
DC and Bmore...you can fuck the ones in bmore.
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> Seriously, any club with girls wearing
> pasties...is just a club.
>
> What's the closest state to Northern VA with no
> pasties, no bottoms full-nude girls?
DC and Bmore...you can fuck the ones in bmore.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
WV Ol
()
Date: October 25, 2017 11:59PM
Pussy.Grabber Wrote:
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> Closest place to Northern VA that I can get a
> legal lapdance from a fully nude girl?
West Virginia strip clubs. Private rooms and much cheaper too. Went with a bunch of guys. A friend bought me two lap dancers at once. 4 naked titties rubbing in face was fun.
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> Closest place to Northern VA that I can get a
> legal lapdance from a fully nude girl?
West Virginia strip clubs. Private rooms and much cheaper too. Went with a bunch of guys. A friend bought me two lap dancers at once. 4 naked titties rubbing in face was fun.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Love PM
()
Date: November 05, 2017 03:02PM
Sweet girls cold beer, can't go wrong
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
TK Gee
()
Date: November 05, 2017 04:02PM
PaperMoon.Regular Wrote:
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> Ashlynn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
>
> Nothing like a woman who sells her own flesh
> telling her customers how to spend their money...
>
> You do realize that the same amount of liquor sold
> by the shot is more profitable than an entire
> bottle, right?
My friend works in a bar in Virginia. In Virginia you cannot order a bottle. He gets lots of request but it is illegal.
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> Ashlynn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Buy a bottle you cheap bastards!
>
> Nothing like a woman who sells her own flesh
> telling her customers how to spend their money...
>
> You do realize that the same amount of liquor sold
> by the shot is more profitable than an entire
> bottle, right?
My friend works in a bar in Virginia. In Virginia you cannot order a bottle. He gets lots of request but it is illegal.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Lap dances
()
Date: January 11, 2018 10:52AM
Nice girls!
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
DidTampa
()
Date: January 11, 2018 03:02PM
Club Fed Wrote:
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> Papermoon is a sad excuse for a strip club. Most
> of the girls are gross. No private rooms. NO
> ACTION.
>
> You want a strip club go to Tampa FL.
What’s her name? She has daughters. Finally caught a married Marine. Married him or did she? About 50 now. She’s nasty and desperete.
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> Papermoon is a sad excuse for a strip club. Most
> of the girls are gross. No private rooms. NO
> ACTION.
>
> You want a strip club go to Tampa FL.
What’s her name? She has daughters. Finally caught a married Marine. Married him or did she? About 50 now. She’s nasty and desperete.
Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
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()
Date: April 07, 2023 05:32PM
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Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
Camelot1
()
Date: April 10, 2023 12:20AM
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Re: Papermoon recent
Posted by:
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()
Date: April 13, 2023 09:01AM
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