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Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Straight savage ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:27PM

If so, what was your experience there...

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Ffx adc wasn't shit ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:43PM

A piece of cake it was just like a party, cause in the county you know everybody,

45 Days

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Slammer ()
Date: October 22, 2017 07:07AM

Roy Buchanan found it too cold.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: tourist once ()
Date: October 22, 2017 09:33AM

Straight savage Wrote:
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> If so, what was your experience there...


Went on a tour of the detention center while getting my degree at George Mason. A couple of hours was enough for me. Could not imagine being in that place for any length of time. I think all kids should have to visit that place during their freshman year of high school. Let them see what is awaiting them if the choose to fuck up.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Dindunuffin ()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:28AM

It’s full of innocent niggers suffering at the hands of the white devils! They’re good boys on their way home from church when whitey grabbed them! Some of them were even going to get their GED and catch up on their child support! It’s a tragedy I tells ya!

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Offender ()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:30AM

Did a couple months there Back in the mid 90's, didn't find it too bad, has it gotten a lot
Worse over the years ?

I saw an MSNBC lockup a few years back, they made it look bad but always do

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: its not bad ()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:37AM

Most people have work release, most are also behind on child support or DUI.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: P Thomas ()
Date: October 22, 2017 12:06PM

Did 10 days for 2nd DUI last summer. It was not fun but being in the low security section was safe. The felons section of the jail is a different story and I would not want to be there. The food was below average. Small portions and cheap. Exercise was available in the gym.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Dik_Hertz ()
Date: October 22, 2017 03:42PM

Should we assume you're asking because of a court-date tomorrow morning and you expect to plead guilty?

Don't trust your fellow inmates !

"An ex-inmate at the Pittsburg County Jail filed a $5-million lawsuit over claims of negligence during his time at the facility. The prison staff allegedly mocked his 91-hour erection and failed to give appropriate medical attention.

On Dec. 15, 2016, Dustin Lance was detained at the Pittsburg County Jail in Oklahoma when he ingested an "unidentified pill" from a fellow inmate. The next day, he began complaining to the prison staff of "unbearable pain" due to a prolonged erection. His plea was allegedly ignored and was even met with mockery."

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/214680/20171022/ex-inmate-sues-for-negligence-over-mocked-91-hour-erection-caused-by-unidentified-pill.htm

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Tommy Varlas ()
Date: October 23, 2017 07:25AM

Ms13 runs the joint! Niggers are still bottom of the ladder(like the outside world).
Best selling book at ADC?
Santa Biblia!

Thanks Gerry!
Thanks Sharon!

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:53AM

Tommy Varlas Wrote:
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> Ms13 runs the joint! .
> Best selling book at ADC?
> Santa Biblia!
>
>

If U don't owe ms13 any money, if u don't deal w/them & u don't bother them, they don't bother u.

dindus, on the other hand, always have a chip on their shoulder & hafta' mess w/everybody cuz they think they have something 2 prove.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Jail Baiter ()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:57AM

> If U don't owe ms13 any money, if u don't deal
> w/them & u don't bother them, they don't bother
> u.
>
> dindus, on the other hand, always have a chip on
> their shoulder & hafta' mess w/everybody cuz they
> think they have something 2 prove.

Spot on ! !

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Soul Brother #1 ()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:58AM

Some of the man’s most significant advancements were originated by my people. Some of the brightest minds of my Proud people are incarcerated as part of a master plan by crackers.
When I did a stretch for shoplifting butt plugs and astroglide, I saw first hand the brilliance of Black Muslim men in jail.
Whites were created by an evil black guy to suppress his own people.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Fixer Of It For You ()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:04AM

Soul Brother #1 Wrote:
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> Some of the man’s most significant advancements
> were originated by my people, the trolls. Some of the
> brightest minds of my Proud troll people are
> incarcerated as part of a master plan by
> crackerssite administrators.
> When I did a stretch for shoplifting butt plugs
> and astroglide, I saw first hand the brilliance of
> Black Muslim mentrolls in jail.
> I'm a Whites boy who were created by anthis evil black guy internet personality to
> suppress his owntroll people.


FIFY

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: short timer ()
Date: October 23, 2017 02:06PM

I was there for 28 days. No premium channels on TV we binge watched Law & Order and other older series. The food was not very good except for the buttery grits at breakfast. Those grits are the best! If you follow the rules and just read or watch TV it will be okay. I averaged 11 hours of sleep per day.
The day I was released I got a jacuzzi room with my girl and ordered delivery pizza and fried chicken and drank cold beer for three days.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Gross Man ()
Date: October 23, 2017 02:23PM

short timer Wrote:
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> I was there for 28 days. No premium channels on TV
> we binge watched Law & Order and other older
> series. The food was not very good except for the
> buttery grits at breakfast. Those grits are the
> best! If you follow the rules and just read or
> watch TV it will be okay. I averaged 11 hours of
> sleep per day.
> The day I was released I got a jacuzzi room with
> my girl and ordered delivery pizza and fried
> chicken and drank cold beer for three days.

You actually used a hotel room jacuzzi? I would prefer Jail!

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: The real Deal ()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:43PM

Here is the real deal- you will be met by the Sheriffs office staff and immediately humiliated. You will be spread eagle and searched by homo deputies who enjoy this. You may encounter lovely people like I did like Sgt Hernandez- female- who thinks she looks hot despite being like 40 and having serious bags under her eyes. Or perhaps Lt Miles- who thinks he knows your life and what you need to do- depite the fact that he is one dumb nig. But wait- there is so much more- Lt Thomasson will waddle his fat ass down and pretend he knows something. I liked seeing his staff interact with him- most entertaing...they all hated him. If you stay in the jail you may do other things..and that is upcoming...like gym with Sgt-alcoholic- Bell.. coming..

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: JaleH8r ()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:48PM

The real Deal Wrote:
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> Here is the real deal- you will be met by the
> Sheriffs office staff and immediately humiliated.
> You will be spread eagle and searched by homo
etc., etc.,


Awww, sounds like another deputy that couldn't get laid, even at wok ...

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Con ()
Date: October 24, 2017 06:30AM

They serve a pretty good steak and pepper sub

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Ex Inmate ()
Date: October 26, 2017 10:25PM

The gym staff is a bunch of weirdos! Sgt Bell is apparently an alcoholic who was busted years ago according to his so called mates. They all talk about each other when the other person is not around!!! Mr Barnes apparently has a wife who decided rather than being with him- the wonderful God loving person he assumes he is- she would rather be a porn star and plowed like a Iowa field on a summer day!!! Gotta love it! All I can say is keep it up Drps!! We hear all you say!! Next up - Courts!!! Oh it gets better!!

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Ex Inmate ()
Date: October 28, 2017 09:11PM

I remember while out on the “floors” you would see the most hilarious things. So many dumb deps- so little time. They would play on their computers all day- watching movies on the county dime. Sometimes they would walk away from their post/ computer and leave the screen up. They might leave mortgage info or credit card stuff- they all are in debt it appears. Or you could hear them on the phone- arguing with their spouse. I heard a few that were funny. A few that clearly showed they were fucking around- guys and girls. Too funny. But more of that later. Also .. next up.. I know courts.. courts.. the medics. Or as we called them - The Angels of Death.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Ex Inmate ()
Date: November 06, 2017 06:11PM

The medics are the worst! Most can’t speak English very well and the answer to any ailment is Gatorade and aspirin. Their head nurse is a large woman(?) who walks around doing nothing. Had a buddy who was a trustee in that area and he said them bitches crazy. When they zapped that chick a few years ago with the tase them medics didn’t know what to do.

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Headed In to The Inn ()
Date: November 06, 2017 06:30PM

Pizza delivery is permitted, right? What's a good tip to the driver in this case? If I don't have small bills, can the guards or other inmates make change?

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Re: Has anyone served time at the Fairfax County Detention Center?
Posted by: Willie Horton ()
Date: November 06, 2017 06:38PM

spics from Ms13 run the show.
niggers try to use strong arm techniques on “fish” to get their phone minutes.
Ms13 hates niggers so they get shut the fuck down.
If FBI wants to get an accurate headcount of spic gang members, count the “Santa biblias” sold.
All Ms13 don’t give a shit bout whitey, they leave you alone.
I’m 5’10 and 225 so some 5’2” spic doesn’t want the hassle.
In closing, Ms13 hates niggers and run the ADC.
This was 2012.

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