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G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Nino ()
Date: October 21, 2017 08:31PM

Hobble do gaga

Hobble do gee!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: West Virginia boy ()
Date: October 21, 2017 08:44PM

Fire up the battered biscayne

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Law-Man ()
Date: October 21, 2017 08:49PM

Out on the Good Ship Grease today. Damn sailboat pukes

Bladda bladda bladda blat!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Gman fan ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:11PM

He has a Facebook page.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: AMF ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:12PM

Waddum - doodum!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Hydraulic ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:16PM

Needs greasing
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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Love It! ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:18PM

Sergeant Fury! as well as his "West Virginia" Deliverance-esq hillbilly skits were great too!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: GreaseFan ()
Date: October 21, 2017 09:35PM

LOL: Somewhere in a closet I've got an 80's 'best of' tape of his !

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Dick Zamillion ()
Date: October 21, 2017 10:04PM

His skit about hooking up with Princess Diana was perfect.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: My daddy ()
Date: October 21, 2017 10:34PM

Don’t drop the soap, Clinton.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Grease Fan ()
Date: October 22, 2017 12:44AM

Oh dats good and oh dats nice.....

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah ()
Date: October 22, 2017 12:58AM

zip-a-dee-ay My, oh my watch my doo dads sway

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Nothing Funny On The Radio Now ()
Date: October 22, 2017 05:03AM

one-two-three-four-one-two-three-four-one-two-three-four-switch!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Workout ()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:21AM

Gentleman, hang your pants on one of the nails to the left of you and grab yourself a dixie cup

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Last white guy in Sterling ()
Date: October 22, 2017 01:29PM

Tune tuna tuna fish fish tuna fish fish tuna fish

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Great Grease ()
Date: October 22, 2017 01:32PM

Kill 4 more and we will get the whole week off!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Dik_Hertz ()
Date: October 22, 2017 01:37PM

Great Grease Wrote:
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> Kill 4 more and we will get the whole week off!


LOLOL ~ Flashbacks http://www.greaseman.org/wp_19871129.html

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Dat_hertz ()
Date: October 22, 2017 01:49PM

... and they ask me why I drink !!!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Greaser ()
Date: October 22, 2017 02:32PM

Give me your face!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: hanoi jane ()
Date: October 22, 2017 02:49PM

Sargent fury dentist meeting jane fonda was a classic....best teeth he ever cam across

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Good sniffer ()
Date: October 22, 2017 04:06PM

Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young= I can smell the communism.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: NinoG. ()
Date: October 22, 2017 04:28PM

The Goodship Grease! And I sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy...AMF!

Bluda-blada bluda-blada bluda-blada blud a little louder...blud a little louder...

And then I will strap on a gun...pin on a badge...and become...

A lawwwwwwwwwwwwwww-man!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: OuchThatHurtsSoGood ()
Date: October 22, 2017 04:34PM

... Quang Tri, 1967 ...

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Ah - Your Mama ()
Date: October 22, 2017 05:17PM

and then we had the IP's helping themselves the contents your vehicle.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: NinoG. ()
Date: October 22, 2017 05:25PM

Ah - Your Mama Wrote:
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> and then we had the IP's helping themselves the
> contents your vehicle.

That's right! I said your Momma!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Grease Fan ()
Date: October 22, 2017 06:54PM

OuchThatHurtsSoGood Wrote:
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> ... Quang Tri, 1967 ...

The name tag on my uniform said Greasemanelli but the men all called me, Sgt Fury!!!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Little Baby ()
Date: October 22, 2017 07:19PM

I'm all grown up now.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Grease.Jihadist ()
Date: October 22, 2017 09:03PM

I'm off to cut a schlice...it will be...oh so nice-sch.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Powerboater ()
Date: October 22, 2017 09:10PM

Pour me a bone dry

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Blam ()
Date: October 23, 2017 05:36PM

http://www.webradioclassics.com/greaseman.htm

You can still listen to him every day. It seems a long way down to some barely known internet streaming radio from where he used to be, but I think these days he's just content and happy to still be doing this at all.

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DAMN!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Not from Front Royal ()
Date: October 23, 2017 08:11PM

This dumb fuck was never funny even in his prime back around WWII. Not surprising the trash on here are giving him love.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: call me a lawman ()
Date: October 23, 2017 08:18PM

Pin on a badge and strap on a gun!!!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Greasemanelli. ()
Date: October 23, 2017 08:28PM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> This dumb fuck was never funny even in his prime
> back around WWII. Not surprising the trash on here
> are giving him love.

Lighten up, Francis...

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Not in Front Royal ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:00PM

Greasemanelli. Wrote:
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> Not from Front Royal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This dumb fuck was never funny even in his
> prime
> > back around WWII. Not surprising the trash on
> here
> > are giving him love.
>
> Lighten up, Francis...

Stripes was probably funny back in 1981. Now it's a dated piece of crap. Just like the Greaseman

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Grizzled Geezeer ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:15PM

You young Wippersnappers who don’t like Greasman, who do you like? Jackass’s like Eliot, or the moron Junkies?

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Not from Front Royal ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:40PM

Grizzled Geezeer Wrote:
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> You young Wippersnappers who don’t like
> Greasman, who do you like? Jackass’s like Eliot,
> or the moron Junkies?

Who are those people? You actually still listen to the radio?

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Greasemanelli. ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:54PM

Not in Front Royal Wrote:
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> Greasemanelli. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not from Front Royal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This dumb fuck was never funny even in his
> > prime
> > > back around WWII. Not surprising the trash on
> > here
> > > are giving him love.
> >
> > Lighten up, Francis...
>
> Stripes was probably funny back in 1981. Now it's
> a dated piece of crap. Just like the Greaseman

Nope...Stripes is still funny. And here's a secret...so is vaudeville. So is Laurel and Hardy. So is Red Skelton. So is Lucille Ball. So is Lenny Bruce. So is Richard Pryor. So is Dave Chapelle. So is Patton Oswalt. So is Jim Carrey.

Things that are funny are funny forever...

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Hobblerator ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:54PM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> Grizzled Geezeer Wrote:
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> -----
> > You young Wippersnappers who don’t like
> > Greasman, who do you like? Jackass’s like
> Eliot,
> > or the moron Junkies?
>
> Who are those people? You actually still listen to
> the radio?

This man is in need of a snarlin'

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Dip? ()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:58PM

Not in Front Royal Wrote:
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> Greasemanelli. Wrote:
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> -----
> > Not from Front Royal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This dumb fuck was never funny even in his
> > prime
> > > back around WWII. Not surprising the trash on
> > here
> > > are giving him love.
> >
> > Lighten up, Francis...
>
> Stripes was probably funny back in 1981. Now it's
> a dated piece of crap. Just like the Greaseman


You seem like a guy who'd enjoy some California potato chips.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Doodads ()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:14PM

Oh you're in front royal BUHD BUHD BUH-DAY!!!!

Them mountains look like some BODACIOUS TA TA'S!!!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Not from Front Royal ()
Date: October 23, 2017 10:18PM

I wonder what used car dealership is the Greaseman working at these days?

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Clin-Ton ()
Date: October 24, 2017 09:02AM

Squeal like a pig, louder, louder!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: But.... ()
Date: October 24, 2017 09:20AM

BUT, If I got a knock on the head.........

"It had to be you,
For hobble do goo,
No other guy
Makes me so high"

CLINTON!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: JY7GM ()
Date: October 24, 2017 09:41AM

GREASE BEATS THAT P.O.S. EITM SHOW BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Cold gin in a glass ()
Date: October 24, 2017 07:23PM

Gonna go take a phone book massive!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Greaser ()
Date: October 24, 2017 07:28PM

Hideous intestinal sch-culpture!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: October 24, 2017 07:52PM

SMIB’s

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Bus ()
Date: October 24, 2017 08:12PM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> I wonder what used car dealership is the Greaseman
> working at these days?

Yo MAMA's

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: DoingTheBit ()
Date: October 24, 2017 10:33PM

No, no...c'mon man...I'm just trying to find out which car dealership the Grease is working at...why you gotta' be that way, man?

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Sgt fury ()
Date: October 24, 2017 10:37PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Ya MOMMA!

That's right I said YA MOMMA!

Cmon now, I don't mean nothing by it :)

Hobble hobble

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: The Holy Roman Empire ()
Date: October 24, 2017 11:58PM


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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Greasemanelli. ()
Date: October 25, 2017 06:07AM

He hit the mother lode! Holy Roman Empire!

Doo-dad-leus, bring Clitoria here and then go and get Testicula and Breasticleez...

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Hobble do gaga ()
Date: October 25, 2017 11:00AM

Little Baby Wrote:
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> I'm all grown up now.


Pompous Ass! More fun for us

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: He's Not Hurting ()
Date: October 25, 2017 11:19AM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> I wonder what used car dealership is the Greaseman
> working at these days?

^
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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Historian ()
Date: October 25, 2017 11:48PM

He's Not Hurting Wrote:
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> Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> -----
> > I wonder what used car dealership is the
> Greaseman
> > working at these days?
>
> ^

That "girl" looks like a tranny.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Hobble! ()
Date: October 26, 2017 02:32PM

Grease's favorite tennis player retired today...

Martina HINGIS!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: bobthort ()
Date: October 26, 2017 02:46PM

RE: MLK day....


"Kill 4 more and take the whole week off"

STILL LOL funny.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Dude! ()
Date: October 26, 2017 03:18PM

Please don't call me 'dude.'

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Nothing wrong with that ()
Date: October 26, 2017 05:29PM

Historian Wrote:
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> He's Not Hurting Wrote:
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> -----
> > Not from Front Royal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I wonder what used car dealership is the
> > Greaseman
> > > working at these days?
> >
> > ^
>
> That "girl" looks like a tranny.

Snippet eee doo dads!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Poon ()
Date: October 26, 2017 09:23PM

Whalin' away!

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: DanKnows ()
Date: October 27, 2017 06:09AM

Flying Gamahooch

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Lawman says ()
Date: October 27, 2017 08:47PM

Wood shampoo

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Not from Front Royal ()
Date: October 27, 2017 10:18PM

He's Not Hurting Wrote:
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> Not from Front Royal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder what used car dealership is the
> Greaseman
> > working at these days?
>
> ^

The picture is from 1992...my question still stands.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Yo mamma ()
Date: October 28, 2017 06:56PM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> He's Not Hurting Wrote:
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> -----
> > Not from Front Royal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I wonder what used car dealership is the
> > Greaseman
> > > working at these days?
> >
> > ^
>
> The picture is from 1992...my question still
> stands.


I don't know where he is right now, but u do seem to be French kissing his shit tube pretty big on this thread, so you tell us

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Squeeeel! ()
Date: October 28, 2017 07:02PM

Drop them pants boy

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Bill Kenny ()
Date: October 28, 2017 07:06PM

If we want your money we'll take your money

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: No Future In Sales ()
Date: October 28, 2017 07:44PM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> I wonder what used car dealership is the Greaseman
> working at these days?

Must be good work. I just saw a TV commercial for Airpark Dodge (Phoenix AZ) with Alice Cooper as the pitchman.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Nog City ()
Date: October 28, 2017 08:36PM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> This dumb fuck was never funny even in his prime
> back around WWII. Not surprising the trash on here
> are giving him love.


This man has obviously never gotten an hobble-do-gee, had a taste of the bearded clam, nor received a snarlin in his boring little life. Greaseman used to own the airwaves back in the day, and was talented as fuck.. master story teller. There is nobody like him and never will be.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Martini Time ()
Date: October 28, 2017 08:48PM

That was his old wife. He has had many funny little honeys over the years that were half his age that he dates. There is a fan site that might still be around that followed what he was up to, from performing with his band "angus" to archives of his bits and shows.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: BISHOP FUCKING JOHNNY CAKES ()
Date: October 28, 2017 09:28PM

Not from Front Royal Wrote:
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> This dumb fuck was never funny even in his prime
> back around WWII. Not surprising the trash on here
> are giving him love.

Fuck off Kronigsberg.

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: Poison ivy ()
Date: October 29, 2017 02:54PM

Mountain men...

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Re: G r e a s e m a n
Posted by: The Rotten Corpse of James Byrd ()
Date: October 29, 2017 03:34PM

I am offended by this thread!

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