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It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Sneakypooper ()
Date: October 20, 2017 07:08AM

Every Friday I pick a urinal at work and I poop in it. It’s amazing how the topic monopolizes the entire day’s conversation. Every meeting starts with “did you see the urinal upstairs?” Followed by speculating on who could have done such a heinous act. After all the shit talk, the meeting quickly ends. Hallway chatter is feces-centric and my simple act of shit protest disrupts an entire day of productivity. It’s like a paid day off by just dropping a turd in a urinal.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Cheekman ()
Date: October 20, 2017 07:31AM

Ahh...another misfit from the millennial generation contributing to society!

I guess you followed your mothers advise to get off the computer and out of the basement and get a job.

I hope they set up a camera outside the bathroom and fire you, sadly, your Mommy won't be happy about you being home all day again.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Xp6h9 ()
Date: October 20, 2017 08:55AM

Medically, sociopathy is termed as antisocial personality disorder. It is defined as "a mental health condition in which a person has a long-term pattern of manipulating, exploiting, or violating the rights of others."

The exact cause of sociopathy is not known. However, it is believed to result from complex interaction of genetic and environmental factors (e.g. child abuse, alcoholic parents). Sociopathy is much more common in men as compared to women.

What Are the Traits of Sociopath?
Various hallmark sociopath traits are listed below. It is important to note that not all traits will be present in all the sociopaths.

According to ICD-10 criteria, presence of 3 or more of the following qualifies for the diagnosis of antisocial personality disorder (sociopathy):

Callous unconcern for the feelings of others.
Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, and obligations.
Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them.
Very low tolerance to frustration, a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence.
Incapacity to experience guilt or to profit from experience, particularly punishment.
Markedly prone to blame others or to offer plausible rationalization for the behavior that has brought the person into conflict with society.
The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV-TR) is another widely used tool for the diagnosis and it defines sociopath traits as:

A) Pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others occurring since age 15 years, as indicated by three or more of the following:

Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
Deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
Impulsiveness or failure to plan ahead
Irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults
Reckless disregard for safety of self or others
Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations
Lack of remorse as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another
B) The individual is at least age 18 years.

C) There is evidence of conduct disorder with onset before age 15 years.

D) The occurrence of antisocial behavior is not exclusively during the course of schizophrenia or a manic episode.

Sociopathy vs. Psychopathy vs. Antisocial Personality Disorder
There is often confusion between these terminologies because of wide overlapping of the features. Sociopathy is nearly synonymous with antisocial personality disorder. Antisocial personality disorder is a medical diagnosis which is commonly termed as sociopathy. However, some people may have some features of sociopathy which may not be suffice to meet the diagnostic criteria for antisocial personality disorder. They may also be called (albeit wrongly) sociopaths.

Some people consider psychopathy synonymous with sociopathy. However, psychopathy is a more severe form of sociopathy. Psychopathy is not a defined diagnosis in the widely used DSM-IV criteria for the diagnosis of mental disorders. Most of psychopaths will meet the diagnostic criteria for antisocial personality disorder, however vice versa is not true and only 1/3rd of the sociopaths will meet the criteria for psychopathy.

High Functioning Sociopath
High functioning sociopath is term used to describe people with sociopath traits that also happen to have a very high intelligence quotient. They are likely to be highly successful in the field they endeavor (politics, business, etc.). They plan very meticulously and the presence of sociopathic traits like lack of empathy, lack of remorse, deceptiveness, shallow emotions, etc. makes it very difficult for "normal" people to compete with them.

Sociopath Traits in Children
Antisocial personality disorder (Sociopathy) is only diagnosed in adults (age >18 years). In children and teenagers (age <18 years), the "sociopathy traits" are diagnosed as conduct disorder. Conduct disorder diagnosis is changed to antisocial personality disorder if the traits persist even after attaining the age of 18 years.

MacDonald Triad or the "triad of sociopathy" comprises of cruelty towards animals, obsession with fire setting and bed wetting. These features might be present during the childhood of sociopaths. Cruelty towards animals, obsession with fire setting, lying and stealing are some of the most important features of conduct disorders in children and teenagers.

How to Deal with a Sociopath
1. Avoid the Person As Much As Possible
Understand that sociopaths are hard to deal with, and it is better to cut them out of your life. If you cannot do it for some reason, be sure to avoid them as much as possible. This is usually the only solution when the sociopath is your senior at work or worse, your child, parent, or sibling. It is even more important if you have a sensitive type personality because a sociopath will always try to manipulate you.

2. Do Not Share Your Emotional Side
When you know you are around a sociopath, it is important that you do not talk about anything that makes you happy or upset, as this will make you emotionally more vulnerable and they can easily take advantage of it. Understand that a sociopath would come as a friend but they will never do anything to fix something that makes you feel upset. In fact, they will take advantage of that weakness, so it is better to not share your emotional side with them.

3. Do Not Readily Believe on Everything They Say
When you are around sociopaths, you should always be skeptical about what they say. They can hit in a way that would trigger your anger. It is important to stay calm around those people and this will make it difficult for them to manipulate you.

4. Have a Neutral Conversation
It is important to not involve emotionally in what the sociopath says about anything. It is also important to have a neutral conversation and ensure that you do not let the sociopath take the liberty to do all the talking. It is okay to agree to them in complimentary ways, but do not give them an opportunity to catch you off-guard. Also, ensure that the topic is safe and neutral, like sports, weather, etc. While having a conversation, be sure to change the subjects continuously. Having long moments of silence would give them a chance to affect you in a negative way.

5. Do Not Share Personal Information
Even when you cannot avoid a sociopath, it does not mean you should give them any of your personal information to get out of a conversation. No matter what, just do not talk about your friends, family, finances, business, goals, dreams, and so on. They would use that information to hurt you in a bad way. If they are after your money, it is important to protect your financial information and it is even better to behave as if you have nothing in your account. If they want to be around you to feel more powerful, you should behave as if you are not well-connected. Be aware of the situation and act accordingly.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: THYYP ()
Date: October 20, 2017 09:28AM

Do you use toilet paper and leave that in the urinal too?

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Tard-O-Meter ()
Date: October 20, 2017 11:11AM

What, are you 5 years old? Poop? Why don't you just say shit like regular people? Or does your mommy not like it when you say naughty words?

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: It Miz again Kids ()
Date: October 20, 2017 11:18AM

...with his fucked up shit fetish.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: The Phantom ()
Date: October 20, 2017 12:08PM

I am proud of you son! The old Friday shit in the urinal never fails!! Just remember on holiday fridays to stick an American flag in your deposit. We have plenty of little ones in the garage. Be sure to salute before you slink away unnoticed. Your salute recognizes what a great country we live in, a country where shitting in a urinal is the focus of a workforce on a given day!!

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: U know Who ()
Date: October 20, 2017 01:12PM

Soul brother #1 is at it again

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 20, 2017 01:46PM

As a man with terrible bowels your brain needs help.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Bill1995 ()
Date: October 20, 2017 02:04PM

Once I was in a bathroom at the Fairfax Corner movie theater and someone had defecated on the floor.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Native 1960 ()
Date: October 22, 2017 07:12PM

They installed cameras last week. Your pink slip will on your desk Monday morning.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: It's Monday ()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:05AM

Native 1960 Wrote:
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> They installed cameras last week. Your pink slip
> will on your desk Monday morning.


Did OP get pink slipped?

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Tommy Varlas ()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:13AM

Bill1995 Wrote:
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> Once I was in a bathroom at the Fairfax Corner
> movie theater and someone had defecated on the
> floor.

Too many Muslims at that shopping center.
In Islam it’s okay to fuck and marry a 8yr old, so it’s okay to shit on the floor.
Also, those water fountains are a cheep shower for these medieval animals.
Just drive by coastal flats on a warm night, and you will die from the scent of Armani aqua cologne and underarm odor.
Too many sand niggers now.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Soul Brother #1 ()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:15AM

I have all the traits. Should I crash my Chrysler 300 into a wall on 66?
Lemme know playa

Xp6h9 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Medically, sociopathy is termed as antisocial
> personality disorder. It is defined as "a mental
> health condition in which a person has a long-term
> pattern of manipulating, exploiting, or violating
> the rights of others."
>
> The exact cause of sociopathy is not known.
> However, it is believed to result from complex
> interaction of genetic and environmental factors
> (e.g. child abuse, alcoholic parents). Sociopathy
> is much more common in men as compared to women.
>
> What Are the Traits of Sociopath?
> Various hallmark sociopath traits are listed
> below. It is important to note that not all traits
> will be present in all the sociopaths.
>
> According to ICD-10 criteria, presence of 3 or
> more of the following qualifies for the diagnosis
> of antisocial personality disorder (sociopathy):
>
> Callous unconcern for the feelings of others.
> Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility
> and disregard for social norms, and obligations.
> Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships,
> though having no difficulty in establishing them.
> Very low tolerance to frustration, a low threshold
> for discharge of aggression, including violence.
> Incapacity to experience guilt or to profit from
> experience, particularly punishment.
> Markedly prone to blame others or to offer
> plausible rationalization for the behavior that
> has brought the person into conflict with
> society.
> The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental
> Disorders (DSM IV-TR) is another widely used tool
> for the diagnosis and it defines sociopath traits
> as:
>
> A) Pervasive pattern of disregard for and
> violation of the rights of others occurring since
> age 15 years, as indicated by three or more of the
> following:
>
> Failure to conform to social norms with respect to
> lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly
> performing acts that are grounds for arrest
> Deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use
> of aliases, or conning others for personal profit
> or pleasure
> Impulsiveness or failure to plan ahead
> Irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by
> repeated physical fights or assaults
> Reckless disregard for safety of self or others
> Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by
> repeated failure to sustain consistent work
> behavior or honor financial obligations
> Lack of remorse as indicated by being indifferent
> to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or
> stolen from another
> B) The individual is at least age 18 years.
>
> C) There is evidence of conduct disorder with
> onset before age 15 years.
>
> D) The occurrence of antisocial behavior is not
> exclusively during the course of schizophrenia or
> a manic episode.
>
> Sociopathy vs. Psychopathy vs. Antisocial
> Personality Disorder
> There is often confusion between these
> terminologies because of wide overlapping of the
> features. Sociopathy is nearly synonymous with
> antisocial personality disorder. Antisocial
> personality disorder is a medical diagnosis which
> is commonly termed as sociopathy. However, some
> people may have some features of sociopathy which
> may not be suffice to meet the diagnostic criteria
> for antisocial personality disorder. They may also
> be called (albeit wrongly) sociopaths.
>
> Some people consider psychopathy synonymous with
> sociopathy. However, psychopathy is a more severe
> form of sociopathy. Psychopathy is not a defined
> diagnosis in the widely used DSM-IV criteria for
> the diagnosis of mental disorders. Most of
> psychopaths will meet the diagnostic criteria for
> antisocial personality disorder, however vice
> versa is not true and only 1/3rd of the sociopaths
> will meet the criteria for psychopathy.
>
> High Functioning Sociopath
> High functioning sociopath is term used to
> describe people with sociopath traits that also
> happen to have a very high intelligence quotient.
> They are likely to be highly successful in the
> field they endeavor (politics, business, etc.).
> They plan very meticulously and the presence of
> sociopathic traits like lack of empathy, lack of
> remorse, deceptiveness, shallow emotions, etc.
> makes it very difficult for "normal" people to
> compete with them.
>
> Sociopath Traits in Children
> Antisocial personality disorder (Sociopathy) is
> only diagnosed in adults (age >18 years). In
> children and teenagers (age <18 years), the
> "sociopathy traits" are diagnosed as conduct
> disorder. Conduct disorder diagnosis is changed to
> antisocial personality disorder if the traits
> persist even after attaining the age of 18 years.
>
> MacDonald Triad or the "triad of sociopathy"
> comprises of cruelty towards animals, obsession
> with fire setting and bed wetting. These features
> might be present during the childhood of
> sociopaths. Cruelty towards animals, obsession
> with fire setting, lying and stealing are some of
> the most important features of conduct disorders
> in children and teenagers.
>
> How to Deal with a Sociopath
> 1. Avoid the Person As Much As Possible
> Understand that sociopaths are hard to deal with,
> and it is better to cut them out of your life. If
> you cannot do it for some reason, be sure to avoid
> them as much as possible. This is usually the only
> solution when the sociopath is your senior at work
> or worse, your child, parent, or sibling. It is
> even more important if you have a sensitive type
> personality because a sociopath will always try to
> manipulate you.
>
> 2. Do Not Share Your Emotional Side
> When you know you are around a sociopath, it is
> important that you do not talk about anything that
> makes you happy or upset, as this will make you
> emotionally more vulnerable and they can easily
> take advantage of it. Understand that a sociopath
> would come as a friend but they will never do
> anything to fix something that makes you feel
> upset. In fact, they will take advantage of that
> weakness, so it is better to not share your
> emotional side with them.
>
> 3. Do Not Readily Believe on Everything They
> Say
> When you are around sociopaths, you should always
> be skeptical about what they say. They can hit in
> a way that would trigger your anger. It is
> important to stay calm around those people and
> this will make it difficult for them to manipulate
> you.
>
> 4. Have a Neutral Conversation
> It is important to not involve emotionally in what
> the sociopath says about anything. It is also
> important to have a neutral conversation and
> ensure that you do not let the sociopath take the
> liberty to do all the talking. It is okay to agree
> to them in complimentary ways, but do not give
> them an opportunity to catch you off-guard. Also,
> ensure that the topic is safe and neutral, like
> sports, weather, etc. While having a conversation,
> be sure to change the subjects continuously.
> Having long moments of silence would give them a
> chance to affect you in a negative way.
>
> 5. Do Not Share Personal Information
> Even when you cannot avoid a sociopath, it does
> not mean you should give them any of your personal
> information to get out of a conversation. No
> matter what, just do not talk about your friends,
> family, finances, business, goals, dreams, and so
> on. They would use that information to hurt you in
> a bad way. If they are after your money, it is
> important to protect your financial information
> and it is even better to behave as if you have
> nothing in your account. If they want to be around
> you to feel more powerful, you should behave as if
> you are not well-connected. Be aware of the
> situation and act accordingly.

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Colorado Poop Woman ()
Date: October 26, 2017 10:13PM

I love running and pooping!! Just like Stacey!!!

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Re: It’s friday, that means I poop in a urinal at work. It will be the topic of buzz and distraction all day which means an easy coast into the weekend
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: October 26, 2017 10:44PM

Only faggots...wait a second...

I'm the Fantom Shutter...and I approve of the OP's message.

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