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Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:02PM
Disorderly Conduct, Petit Larceny, Vehicle Tampering 09-10710
Whole Foods
143 Maple Avenue, East
October 23 between 5:10 p.m. and 5:30 p.m.
A woman and her children were checking out at a register lane requiring less than 12 items. The woman had more than 12 items and a male subject began a verbal argument with her.
After the woman checked out, she was loading her groceries in to her car and noticed the irate man coming toward her. She closed the door to the vehicle but the man opened her door and stated he was going to take something of hers because she took some of his time. The man removed an item.
The woman then ran back inside Whole Foods and a clerk helped her detain the man. The man fled prior to police arrival in a purple colored van.
Through creative investigation Officer Vazquez was able to determine who the man was and will be following up on this case.
Whole Foods
143 Maple Avenue, East
October 23 between 5:10 p.m. and 5:30 p.m.
A woman and her children were checking out at a register lane requiring less than 12 items. The woman had more than 12 items and a male subject began a verbal argument with her.
After the woman checked out, she was loading her groceries in to her car and noticed the irate man coming toward her. She closed the door to the vehicle but the man opened her door and stated he was going to take something of hers because she took some of his time. The man removed an item.
The woman then ran back inside Whole Foods and a clerk helped her detain the man. The man fled prior to police arrival in a purple colored van.
Through creative investigation Officer Vazquez was able to determine who the man was and will be following up on this case.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Wahhh
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:04PM
"creative investigation"
exactly what does that entail?
exactly what does that entail?
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Blam
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:04PM
committ a crime at your place of work.. good thinking
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
robber
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:09PM
Wahhh Wrote:
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> "creative investigation"
>
> exactly what does that entail?
the dumbass paid for the order with a debit or credit card.
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> "creative investigation"
>
> exactly what does that entail?
the dumbass paid for the order with a debit or credit card.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:09PM
I fucking hate that Whole Foods. Tight parking lot, nobody lets you out onto Maple Avenue, bicyclists drenched in sweat shopping there, pompous hybrid driving, U2 listening pricks whose doucheness is only rivaled by those that hang out at the Apple store.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:12PM
Wahhh Wrote:
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> "creative investigation"
>
> exactly what does that entail?
Blessed are the murderous.
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> "creative investigation"
>
> exactly what does that entail?
Blessed are the murderous.Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Officer Vazquez
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:12PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I fucking hate that Whole Foods. Tight parking
> lot, nobody lets you out onto Maple Avenue,
> bicyclists drenched in sweat shopping there,
> pompous hybrid driving, U2 listening pricks whose
> doucheness is only rivaled by those that hang out
> at the Apple store.
you seem to know quite a bit about the place, do you per chance drive a purple van?
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> I fucking hate that Whole Foods. Tight parking
> lot, nobody lets you out onto Maple Avenue,
> bicyclists drenched in sweat shopping there,
> pompous hybrid driving, U2 listening pricks whose
> doucheness is only rivaled by those that hang out
> at the Apple store.
you seem to know quite a bit about the place, do you per chance drive a purple van?
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:14PM
Officer Vazquez Wrote:
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>
> you seem to know quite a bit about the place, do
> you per chance drive a purple van?
No, I drive a bright yellow VW Bug with daisy decals on the doors and trunk.
Blessed are the murderous.
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>
> you seem to know quite a bit about the place, do
> you per chance drive a purple van?
No, I drive a bright yellow VW Bug with daisy decals on the doors and trunk.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:17PM
Do you enjoy Scooby Snacks?
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:20PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> Do you enjoy Scooby Snacks?
Scooby Snacks are fictional, just like your Juris Doctor.
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> Do you enjoy Scooby Snacks?
Scooby Snacks are fictional, just like your Juris Doctor.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
FLA
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:26PM
No but I know someone that does:
Officer Vazquez Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > I fucking hate that Whole Foods. Tight parking
> > lot, nobody lets you out onto Maple Avenue,
> > bicyclists drenched in sweat shopping there,
> > pompous hybrid driving, U2 listening pricks
> whose
> > doucheness is only rivaled by those that hang
> out
> > at the Apple store.
>
> you seem to know quite a bit about the place, do
> you per chance drive a purple van?
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Officer Vazquez Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I fucking hate that Whole Foods. Tight parking
> > lot, nobody lets you out onto Maple Avenue,
> > bicyclists drenched in sweat shopping there,
> > pompous hybrid driving, U2 listening pricks
> whose
> > doucheness is only rivaled by those that hang
> out
> > at the Apple store.
>
> you seem to know quite a bit about the place, do
> you per chance drive a purple van?
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:29PM
that shit is dope. your use of MS paint almost rivals that of Mephisto
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
FLA
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:36PM
thanks. i learnt it in my intor to internets school class. I think i know mephisto from class - his name is Festus.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 12, 2009 03:41PM
FLA Wrote:
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> No but I know someone that does:
>
LOL
Blessed are the murderous.
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> No but I know someone that does:
>
LOL
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:44PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> that shit is dope. your use of MS paint almost
> rivals that of Mephisto
Thank you.
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> that shit is dope. your use of MS paint almost
> rivals that of Mephisto
Thank you.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: November 12, 2009 03:51PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> The man fled
> prior to police arrival in a purple colored van.
>
> Through creative investigation Officer Vazquez was
> able to determine who the man was and will be
> following up on this case.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> The man fled
> prior to police arrival in a purple colored van.
>
> Through creative investigation Officer Vazquez was
> able to determine who the man was and will be
> following up on this case.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
FLA
()
Date: November 12, 2009 04:00PM
I am the greatest paint pic maker.dont be hatin on a man you dont know cause you never walked in my size 9 wides. I challenge anyone to a paint using contest. Here are the pics we gonna use:
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
FLA
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:13PM
suck on this bitches!
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:21PM
They look like they're levitating.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Wahhh
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:22PM
the clown looks like he is rubbing one off too.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:30PM
Too easy.
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:32PM
i see you went on to take the advanced class
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Wahhh
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:39PM
LMAO
Nice with the Brian Dennehy photos. How often do you get him, clowns, and animals having sex all in one picture. I think I am going to spurt in my pa... oh, yep...I did.
Nice with the Brian Dennehy photos. How often do you get him, clowns, and animals having sex all in one picture. I think I am going to spurt in my pa... oh, yep...I did.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Painter
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:50PM
I like this picture
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: November 12, 2009 04:52PM
The creative juices are running at red line on this thread.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
496
()
Date: November 12, 2009 08:34PM
funny schtuff, keep it coming.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: November 12, 2009 10:31PM
Miss Blister's, ma'am maybe some day you can teach me how to do that kind of stuff.
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: November 12, 2009 10:43PM
what i want to know is why she wasnt arrested for using the express lane. she might as well parked in the handicap spot while she was at it.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: November 12, 2009 10:55PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Miss Blister's, ma'am maybe some day you can teach
> me how to do that kind of stuff.
way out of your realm of comprehension. in due time dear, in due time.
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> Miss Blister's, ma'am maybe some day you can teach
> me how to do that kind of stuff.
way out of your realm of comprehension. in due time dear, in due time.
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:47AM
welcome to the
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: November 13, 2009 07:24AM
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv new
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 10:55PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Miss Blister's, ma'am maybe some day you can teach
> me how to do that kind of stuff.
way out of your realm of comprehension. in due time dear, in due time.
ok i'll just color in my scooby doo coloring book.
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 10:55PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Miss Blister's, ma'am maybe some day you can teach
> me how to do that kind of stuff.
way out of your realm of comprehension. in due time dear, in due time.
ok i'll just color in my scooby doo coloring book.
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
BagODonuts
()
Date: November 13, 2009 08:45AM
I would be willing to bet that what this guy did worked. Somehow I doubt she will pull this again. Give this man a medal!
Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Stepping Razor
()
Date: November 13, 2009 09:56AM
M E T H O D
man...
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Re: Self-absorbed snobs at Whole Foodsv
Posted by:
Les
()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:01PM
check the register to see who was at the register after the lady by checking the list of Whole Food's frequent shopper customer numbers and look up the database for his photo id, name, driver's license number, and address.